Chapter 1099 Don't Want My Sister, You Marry My Sister, Bang Bang...
"Elysium of Paradise"...
Very, quite, extremely "wow" indeed!
in various senses.
I won't say anything else.
Look at those stunning beauties, they are really fairies!
If you just close your eyes and click casually, it will be an existence that can make the eunuch stand up.
Even Dai Haoren, who has seen the big world like this, couldn't help "tsk tsk" in amazement, and his eyes were a little dazzled, and he couldn't see it.
but!
Those beauties are just skins.
At most, there are some talents and a seemingly elegant temperament endowed by dress.
In fact, they are all vulgar and vulgar fans who cannot stand fine scrutiny.
You can imagine it. To put it bluntly, they are all out to sell. They are doing the work of selling flesh and serving people all day long. How can they be energetic?
Therefore, Dai Haoren also took a look at their appearance.
If you want him to really do something with those vulgar fans... He refuses.
I'm used to eating delicacies from mountains and seas, so it's okay to eat some light wild vegetables, but you let him eat industrially produced canned food?
no no no!
"Hehe, how is it, brother-in-law?"
"Is this scene big enough?"
The brother-in-law still looked smug.
Dai Haoren nodded and said with a smile: "Not bad, not bad. It's really big enough. It's just a bit vulgar. I really don't like it."
Shi Zhongdao curled his lips when he heard this, and secretly said: "You still think it's vulgar? Qi! You deserve it too!"
She was disdainful in her heart, but said: "As expected of a brother-in-law, you have vision. As us, of course we won't hang out with these mediocre people outside. Let's go to a higher-end place."
With that said, he led Dai Haoren through the fairyland-like lobby, and stood on a teleportation circle.
A white light flashed, and when he opened his eyes again, Dai Haoren found himself standing on the cloud.
Looking around, the clouds are steaming and the clouds are glowing, and the fairy air is curling up, and various magnificent buildings are looming in the white clouds and clouds.
"Ouch!"
"I said why the right eyelid keeps twitching today."
"It turns out that the young master is here. Welcome. Young master, why didn't you say hello in advance, I will go to greet you."
A charming fairy girl floated over.
The "lines" specially used by the bustard really blinded her fairy spirit in vain.
Violation!
It's too inconsistent!
Shi Zhong said "haha" with a smile, and said, "Isn't this a surprise for you, Xiangu. How about it, is it a surprise?"
Fairy Yun Ran "Ge Ge" smiled coquettishly, winking like silk, and said: "Surprise, what a big surprise... Oh, is this lord born?"
Dai Haoren smiled and said: "It's okay. Once you are born, you will be familiar with it the second time. If you meet three times, you can play happily. Haha!"
Shi Zhong said with a smile: "Xiangu, this is a big man. I brought him here. Whether you can greet him or not depends on your ability."
Immediately, Fairy Yunran patted her plump and half-exposed chest and said, "Don't worry! I've lent it to me! If you don't greet me well, I'll let you deal with it."
The teacher said: "Oh? Xiangu, I heard what you said. Don't forget later."
Dai Haoren smiled and said: "Xianggu, I have to give you a vaccination - I am a natural troublemaker! I'm sure someone will jump out and grab our partner later. You have to stick to your principles. "
Fairy Yunran was taken aback for a moment, and said, "Don't worry about it, my lord!"
result……
She had just arranged for two top courtesans from "Elysium of Bliss" to greet Shi Zhongdao and Dai Haoren, and another couple came.
"Ouch!"
"I said why the right eyelid keeps twitching today."
"It turns out that Master Ban is here. Welcome. Master Ban, why didn't you say hello in advance, I will go to greet you."
If Dai Haoren and Shi Zhongdao were here, they would definitely roll their eyes when they heard this.
Did you just tell me that?
Now I don't even change the lines, just change "Master Master" to "Master Ban", it's shabby and not shabby!
The "Master Ban" who came this time is also a person with a very unusual appearance, temperament, and demeanor.
"I know Xiangu is busy, so why bother you?"
This tone, demeanor, and demeanor can be said to have knocked down the teacher's way.
"Let me introduce you."
"This, Qin Fan, is my good brother!"
"I'm in a bad mood today. I'm here to relax. You have to say hello. Otherwise, I won't be happy."
Qin Fan?
Is that Qin Fan?
Yes, that's Qin Fan—the Qin Fan who just divorced today, the former "teacher's son-in-law"!
Qin Fan said: "I've heard about Fairy Yunran's name for a long time. When I saw her today, she's really extraordinary."
Fairy Yunran "giggled" and laughed straight: "Where is it? My family is just a hard worker. It's all thanks to Master Ban's favor, and I have a good meal. Please come to the two masters."
While leading the way, he greeted people and arranged girls.
Master Ban said: "Let's call them the two fairies Zixia and Hongzhi."
Fairy Yunran was stunned: "Huh?"
Fairy Hongzhi is fine, just idle.
But Fairy Zixia... had arranged for a young master before!
How could it be such a coincidence?
She couldn't help thinking of Dai Haoren's words just now: "I'm a natural troublemaker! I'm sure someone will jump out and grab our partner later. You have to stick to your principles."
this……
What should I do now?
Master Ban said: "What's the matter? Is there a problem?"
Fairy Yun Ran said: "No, no. It's just... Fairy Zixia is unwell today, so she closed the door to thank guests."
Master Ban said: "Oh? Is that so? Does it matter? Today I just brought my good brother to appreciate Fairy Zixia's flute skills."
Fairy Yun Ran said: "It's not particularly important... It's just such a trivial matter of a woman's family that it's not worth Master Ban's concern. Let Chang Qing and Jing Lan serve the two masters this time."
Master Ban said: "Alright."
soon.
Master Ban and Qin Fan came to a "Xiaoxiang Immortal Pavilion".
"Brother Fan, don't think so much today."
"That woman divorced you, it's because she didn't have such a blessing."
"Today, let's relax as much as possible. Leave all worries behind."
Qin Fan smiled wryly, and said, "I never thought I would become a 'divorced person' in a blink of an eye."
Young Master Ban said: "Don't talk about this, don't talk about this. Come, have a drink first—it's done!"
Qin Fan nodded and clinked a glass with Master Ban.
After drinking a glass of fine wine and exhaling foul breath, Qin Fan's mood immediately improved a lot.
Master Ban suddenly thought of a brilliant idea, and said with a smile: "Brother, I thought of an interesting idea."
Qin Fan: "???"
Master Ban said: "My master admires you very much. Hehe, why don't I mention it to him. Let him be a matchmaker for you and my junior sister. Think about it, when the elder sister looks down on you, you will turn around and make a high profile Marrying her sister, this face will definitely be slapped!"
Qin Fan: "..."