Chapter 778: Dabai! Dabai What's Wrong with You Dabai! (Two More)

There is a man in the room, a woman...

A woman asks a man "how".

The man said directly, "Oh, it's so comfortable, it's so comfortable".

If this cannot be misunderstood, then there is only one possibility - the person who listened to this is a pure fool!

However, is Xiao Yufeng a fool?

No, he wasn't, of course he wasn't!

So in an instant he erupted, like a volcanic eruption!

"OK……"

"OK!"

"Ye Zhaojun, Ye Zhaojun, I thought you were so pure and holy!"

"It turns out that you are just a lowly, filthy, silver baby crotch woman who has done a good job of superficial skills. Everything is just pretending!"

Suddenly at this time...

woof! !

By coincidence, the big white dog who came back from having fun came back at this time, and saw Xiao Yufeng standing outside the thatched hut, and immediately barked wildly.

Xiao Yufeng was already in a state of rage.

He suddenly heard the sound of a dog barking, and directly vented his anger on Dabai Gouzi - damned beast, how dare you even bark at me? court death!

So he let go with just one look...

"Uh woooo—!!"

How could Dabai Gouzi withstand Xiao Yufeng's "eye attack"?

There is a real spiritual killing intent in it!

Dabai Gouzi yelled "uh woo woo" twice, then fell to the ground, dead!

Immediately.

Xiao Yufeng kicked directly on the wooden door of the thatched hut, and roared loudly: "You two men and women, suffer—"

The sound was like thunder, and even shook the surrounding bamboo and trees.

At the same time, the soaring murderous intent erupted into a bitter chill, which also made the birds and beasts around the thatched cottage tremble.

But it stopped suddenly.

Then the soaring murderous intent suddenly disappeared without a trace, vanishing into thin air.

What happened?

Xiao Yufeng originally wanted to say, "You two bitch men and women will die".

But when he really kicked in the door, what he saw was not the unbearable and dirty picture he had imagined in his mind, but...

A man is lying on the bed, and a woman is standing by the bed, sticking needles into the man's head—that's the picture.

Moreover, whether it is a man or a woman, the clothes are all neatly dressed.

That is, the man took off his shoes and lay down and put them on—isn’t it normal to go to bed with slippers? It is not normal to wear shoes to bed.

But the problem is, that woman is wearing her shoes and standing on the edge of the bed!

Therefore, the truth is already obvious, and nothing unbearable or dirty has happened in this house.

Xiao Yufeng was completely thinking too much!

Xiao Yufeng stared dumbfounded at the man and woman in the room.

A man and a woman in the room also stared at Xiao Yufeng standing at the door in dumbfounded.

In the end, it was the woman, Ye Zhaojun, who was the first to react, and said, "Xiao Yufeng! What are you crazy about? Who let you in!"

Xiao Yufeng: "I..."

Ye Zhaojun said with a gloomy face, "I'm treating a patient. Please go out!"

Sudden--

"Ahhh!"

A scream sounded.

It was sent by Dai Haoren...

"my head!"

"My head hurts!"

"Ahhhhhh—"

He rolled out of bed directly and rolled on the ground.

There is no doubt, this is his faking!

How could Xiao Yufeng's "assist" sent at this time be wasted?

a ha ha ha!

You are really my lucky star.

I'm worried about how to get out of here—although it's not impossible to continue to pretend to be stupid, but the effect is obviously not the best.

But now, all these problems were solved with Xiao Yufeng's shout.

I would call it the best assist ever!

After Ye Zhaojun was taken aback, his expression changed drastically, and he said, "Qin Mu, what's wrong with you? Don't move! Tell me quickly!"

Dai Haoren's expression was painful and ferocious - even a little golden man actor would be ashamed to offer his little golden man when he saw it.

"pain!"

"Head hurts!"

"There are worms drilling in my head! It's so painful!"

Rao Ye Zhaojun panicked now.

As a doctor, what I am most afraid of and what I cannot face the most is that the person I am treating has problems in the course of my treatment.

This is not only an impact on conscience, but also a denial of medical skills.

Of course, don't be ridiculous, except for black-hearted doctors, who are not even human beings, how can they be called "doctors"? !

Ye Zhaojun hurriedly said: "Don't move! I'll withdraw the needle first! Don't pull it out yourself! Otherwise, the consequences will be disastrous!"

Needle insertion and withdrawal are in order, not chaotic!

Dai Haoren screamed "ahhh" and said, "I don't want to move around! But my body is out of control! It hurts so much! Kill me!"

Right now, he is completely liberating his own nature, devoting all his enthusiasm to playing the role of a patient suffering from a medical accident, truly explaining what is meant by "Life is like a play, all depends on acting skills".

"no,

I can't just roll around in the house. "

"You have to get out of the house!"

"The more exaggerated the better!"

So he turned over, broke through the wall, and rolled into the yard.

Ye Zhaojun could only chase after him closely.

"no!"

"The needle in his head must be withdrawn!"

"In that case..."

She feels that she needs to use her cultivation!

In any case, the situation must be brought under control before it can get worse.

As for the rest, talk about it later!

Patient safety comes first!

This moment.

Xiao Yufeng was already in a daze.

what's the situation?

What's the situation?

Actually...

He knew exactly what was going on.

He knew that he had caused trouble, and this must have made Ye Zhaojun feel even more disgusted and rejected him.

It's just that he doesn't want to take any responsibility—it has nothing to do with me! It has nothing to do with me!

He was instinctively rejecting the unexpected changes in front of him.

If he knew that all of this was Dai Haoren's impromptu acting, he didn't know how he would feel—hey, he would probably be so angry that he wanted to kill someone.

But at this moment...

Dai Haoren, immersed in his acting skills, discovered another "bright spot".

"Dabai!"

"What's wrong with you, Dabai!"

"Dabai!"

Dai Haoren, who was covered in mud, crawled to the side of Dabai Gouzi's body.

"Dabai, wake up!"

"Dabai!"

"Dabai!"

This time, Xiao Yufeng's mind immediately "buzzed"—it happened!

Why did Ye Zhaojun dislike himself at first?

Isn't it just because I treated Dabai badly at the beginning?

They say how important the first impression is, but Xiao Yufeng never cared about it before.

But after meeting Ye Zhaojun, he deeply realized the importance of the first impression—however, he couldn't shame himself to apologize, let alone his figure to treat the dog kindly!

As a result, the relationship between him and Ye Zhaojun became worse and worse.

Even if the family has already made a marriage contract, Ye Zhaojun still has the same attitude - not agreeing! Just don't agree!

Now, if Ye Zhaojun knows that he killed Dabai...

deny!

Absolutely deny it!

[Author's digression]: "Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang" in "Tang Bohu Spots the Autumn Fragrance" in this tribute to Master Xing is full of pictures!