Chapter 374 "One Punch Man"
[What fate can I have with you? 】Although Du Ziyuan thought so, he said: "It's okay, Tianjun, please tell me, what request do you have?"
Maha Tianjun said: "Actually, I don't really want to attract others to join the religion. Our Buddhism believes in fate. When fate comes, we will naturally convert. There is no need to show off too much, but there is one thing that bothers me very much. Tianhe Xingjun He always laughs at the hairstyles of our Buddhist disciples, and many disciples are disturbed by him, clamoring to return to vulgarity, and some even refuse to join when they hear that they are about to be ordained. This is really too much!"
Du Ziyuan saw Mahe Tianjun gradually transforming from humble and polite to ferocious, and couldn't help reminding: "Tianjun, don't you feel that the first half of the sentence and the second half of the sentence are contradictory? Because of a hairstyle If you don’t want to join the religion, then you have no destiny, right? Why force it? Are you delusional?”
"No way!" Maha Tianjun immediately denied it, "I... how can I be a little monk? It's Mr. Blank, you misunderstood."
[Misunderstanding a chicken feather, you even uttered swear words! 】Du Ziyuan knew that it was naive to have expectations for the gods in heaven. This Maha Tianjun seems to give people a profound image of Buddhism, but in fact he is not at all angry.
With such an appearance and such a contrast, Du Ziyuan couldn't help but think of a certain wonderful monk. He confirmed to Maha Tianjun: "So, your request is to make everyone think that the bald head is handsome, right?"
"That's right," Maha Tianjun nodded, "It's best to make Tianhe Xingjun speechless, even he himself wants to be ordained."
Du Ziyuan said: "It's a bit difficult for you, I can only say that I will try my best."
Maha Tianjun returned the salute, "Thank you, Teacher Blank."
"There's no need to salute," Du Ziyuan said, "The request is over, let's talk about the reward at the end."
"That should be the case," Maha Tianjun said, "I don't know what Teacher Blank needs?"
"This... I'm not sure, or you wait for me to ask someone else?" Du Ziyuan subconsciously touched his bangs, but only realized that he is now consciously out of body, and Sun Tianyun's hair is still on the ground .
Maha Tianjun said: "Of course you can. You have the Jade Bi that reaches the sky. When you have made up your mind, you can go to the heaven to find me."
"Well, so be it." Du Ziyuan nodded.
Then, Maha Tianjun sent him back into his body.
After returning to consciousness, Du Ziyuan saw the hair falling off the former emperor's head in pieces, and soon, a shiny head was exposed. Because it is a secret shave, there will be no hair roots left, and it looks like a big light bulb under the sunlight.
"Grandfather..." The little princess was obviously very surprised by this kind of thing. She covered her mouth, showing the same expression as when she saw Du Ziyuan performing magic tricks last night.
Du Ziyuan was thinking, how could such a big bald head look good? Even Zhang Weijian is more handsome when he has hair.
This question didn't bother him for too long, because he suddenly remembered a long-forgotten material.
"That's right! How did I forget him? If you want to say handsome, isn't the bald man in cape super handsome!"
Qiyu's story perfectly met the requirements of Maha Tianjun. After attending the ceremony, Du Ziyuan immediately returned to Longjiao Village and began to draw "One Punch Man". He doesn't have many materials at hand, so he can finish the painting soon.
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It's not just mortals who celebrate the New Year, the Cultivation of Immortals sect also conducts school examinations for their disciples every year, and there will even be relatively large ceremonies every few years.
This year is not the year of the Penglai Sword Sect's great gift, but all the disciples who are not in the closed door will come out.
Although Feng Muzhao has not yet broken through to the second level of Void Concentration, she still came out. Cultivation requires a combination of work and rest. She has never been able to find the feeling of breakthrough, so she plans to try other methods.
She returned to her other courtyard and opened the room given to Lilydia: "Lily, I'm out of customs, are you there? Hmm! What is this!"
Feng Muzhao suddenly realized that he had stepped on something, picked it up and saw that it was a corset. Looking at the pocket size, you can tell that it is definitely not her own.
"Lily, why are you throwing things around!" She continued to walk in, and along the way, she saw various snack crumbs, food packaging bags, and drink cans... If it weren't for the insect repellent array in Penglai Jianzong, She really doubts that Xiaoqiang will be raised here.
Finally, she found a humanoid creature suspected to be Lilydia in a group of garbage dumps. Why is it suspicious, because she and Feng Muzhao's Lilydia before the retreat looked completely two people.
A head of smooth blond hair turned into thatch, with various split ends and protruding hairs, and various stains on the fluffy pajamas and pajamas, and there was a pair of lace panties hanging on the head of the bed not far away. Combined with the bra that Feng Muzhao picked up when entering the door, it can be imagined that Lilydia is completely vacuum now.
"This...what the hell happened!?" Feng Muzhao felt that he must have been under an illusion. How could such a pure angel become like this in a blink of an eye?
Lilydia glanced at her lazily: "Oh, it's Zhao Zhao, I thought who it was." After speaking, she continued to play the best flying sword.
Feng Muzhao rubbed his face vigorously, and asked tentatively, "Are you really Lily?"
"Otherwise?" Lilydia never took her eyes off the screen, "Damn! Xiao Diaosi still wants the Super Old Lady Sword?! Let you see the legendary Yujian Drift!"
Although Feng Muzhao didn't want to accept it, it didn't seem like it was an illusion: "Lily, what have you done since I retreated?"
Lilydia said casually: "It's nothing, just eat and drink, and then play games, that's all."
"Haven't you ever gone out?"
"Going out? What are you doing out there? The sun is so bright outside that it hurts your eyes."
Seeing Lilydia say such words so confidently, Feng Muzhao felt that his three views were about to be shattered.
An existence at the same level as a celestial being, who just stayed in the room and played games, turned into such a useless person in such a short period of time! ? Do you want to be so exaggerated?
Feng Muzhao suddenly remembered something, and she asked: "Lily, you seem to have said that you are going to save more people who are suffering, but it's not good for you to stay in the house all the time?"
When Lilydia heard this, she showed disgust on her face: "Tsk, I don't bother to take care of such troublesome things anymore, just let them all be destroyed, so as not to save a group of guys from always running to grab the lord monster from me." .”
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