Chapter 287 #0286 [Homecoming! 】

Tsuen Wan, New Territories.

"Sister, is this the right way?"

Shi Zhijian sat in front and turned around to ask his elder sister Shi Yufeng.

Shi Yufeng and Bao'er sat in the back of the car.

Bao'er enjoyed herself playing with the little sword that her uncle bought for her not long ago.

Shi Yufeng was holding a small round mirror in the back to touch up her makeup, especially her lips, she wiped and wiped again and again.

Today she was dressed very stylishly, wearing a bright red and festive cheongsam, to pay respects to the old man's birthday, she must not wear white.

The neck did not know where to get a string of pearl necklaces, shining brightly.

The most exaggerated is her earrings, a pair of big white plastic earrings, trying to imitate the look of the big star Chen Baozhu in the movie "Manli Manli I Love You", but Shi Zhijian feels more like the Bull Demon King.

In particular, her hair was also combed into a spiral upward spire shape, which made Shi Zhijian dare not even look at it. He really couldn't get the trends and fashions of this era.

On the contrary, Chen Huimin, who was acting as a personal driver, peeked at Shi Yufeng through the rearview mirror from time to time, only thinking that Yufeng was really well-dressed.

"Just keep going! Drive slowly, I'm putting on lipstick!" Shi Yufeng's words landed, the car bumped, and her lipstick cracked from the corner of her mouth to her cheeks.

"Did you do it on purpose?"

"I'm sorry, Sister Yufeng! I didn't mean it!" Chen Huimin apologized hastily.

Shi Zhijian pointed to the front: "There are two roads ahead, which one do you take?"

Shi Yufeng stretched her neck to look forward, wiped her lipstick with her hand, and said casually, "Take the one on the left!"

"Are you sure?" Shi Zhijian always felt something was wrong, the road on the left was in poor condition and very narrow.

"Of course I'm sure!" Shi Yufeng said angrily, "Dad and I came out of our hometown with you behind our backs, can we still remember the way?"

...

half an hour later.

"I'm sorry, I seem to remember the wrong way!" Si Yufeng sat in the back row and apologized, "Let's take a detour, I should be able to go back."

Shi Zhijian was speechless.

The road was small and narrow, and bumpy, which made his butt hurt.

Looking at both sides of the road, there are rice fields, and there are people working in the fields.

Not far away, I heard the buffalo mooing on the cultivated land.

The luxurious and luxurious Bentley crawled with difficulty on the bumpy field ridge, attracting strange gazes from the old farmers from time to time.

"Cross this field ridge, yes, yes, the road ahead is the road to the next village. After passing that village, we will reach our village after walking three or four miles."

Shi Yufeng once again played a guiding role, and Chen Huimin looked at his boss Shi Zhijian with lingering fear, hoping that he could give him some different guidance.

Shi Zhijian's guidance is a fart, he is also a smear here, he doesn't even know where the village is or what the father-in-law looks like.

I can only pretend to be calm and take out a cigarette and put it in my mouth, then point to the front, "Listen to my old sister."

Finally, along the bumpy field ridge, we entered the village path.

Shi Zhijian took a deep breath, opened the car window and flicked the ash with a cigarette between his hands, planning to go back later and find the cheap grandpa to kowtow to his birthday, and then go home, but he still underestimated the ability of his elder sister Shi Yufeng to be a demon.

"Yes, yes, turn to the left! Listen to me right!"

There is clearly a large pothole on the left.

With a bang, the Bentley sank.

Chen Huimin was dumbfounded, looked ahead, then turned to look at Shi Zhijian, and said with a bitter face, "I'm sorry, Mr. Shi, I didn't drive properly."

Shi Zhijian took a leisurely drag on the cigarette, and said, "It's not that you didn't open it properly, someone is blind."

"Are you saying you're blind? Is it because I didn't pay attention to the wrong way? Get out of the car and have a look first!"

Shi Yufeng opened the car door, tugged at the cheongsam, and helped the spiraling spiers hairstyle on his head. Then he coughed and knocked on the car window, "Are you still getting out of the car?"

"Oh oh oh, get out of the car!" Bao'er yelled happily, holding a small sword and wanting to get out of the car.

"I didn't mention you! You stayed there! I didn't even look at how dirty this place is. What if your new shoes get dirty?"

Shi Zhijian and Chen Huimin got out of the car.

Shi Zhijian put one hand in his pocket and smoked on the side of the road.

Chen Huimin looked at the sunken wheels, tried to push the cart, then clapped his hands and turned around and said to Shi Zhijian: "Mr. Shi, the sink is deep, and there is a tow rope in the trunk. I'll go find a cow nearby to help tow it." Come up!"

Just as Shi Zhijian was about to agree, he heard Shi Yufeng say, "What cow are you looking for? We've already arrived in the village, so of course we're looking for someone! There are the most people here!"

"Looking for someone? Where can I find someone?"

"You don't know that!" After speaking, Shi Yufeng pointed proudly not far ahead, "That's the village ancestral hall, go and beat the gong!"

"Huh?" Shi Zhijian suddenly had a bad feeling.

Just when she was about to stop, Shi Yufeng had already walked over there with her lame leg.

"Old sister, I don't think so, it's OK to call the two of you casually!"

"OK, you big-headed ghost! More people are more powerful!" Shi Yufeng picked up the mallet without hesitation, and beat hard on the gong of the ancestral hall.

Boom boom boom!

"Everyone in the village is here!"

"Share the pork!"

Shi Zhijian immediately closed his eyes.

This feeling is very familiar.

Chen Huimin was still in a daze, wondering why Mr. Shi had such an expression.

But soon he was surprised. He saw that the originally deserted village suddenly seemed to have been stabbed into a hornet's nest. Men, women and children ran out with baskets, old and young.

A few older ones almost fell down, muttering: "What's the situation? Just after the Lantern Festival, there are pork parts again?"

"Hurry up, it's too late and only bones are left!"

In less than a few minutes, hundreds of people had already gathered in the ancestral hall, all staring at the center of the ancestral hall.

The old village chief also rushed over panting, "Who is lying about the military situation? Share the ghost pork!"

"Village Chief, it's me, Shi Yufeng!" Shi Yufeng stepped forward.

"Shi Yufeng? It sounds familiar."

"Of course it sounds familiar. I'm from the village next door." Shi Yufeng was too lazy to say, "It's good for you to call everyone over..."

Shi Yufeng muttered something to the village chief.

Village Chief: "Oh? Oh? Oh?"

Oh's voice became louder and louder each time, and finally: "What the hell? Is this okay?"

"Of course!" Shi Yufeng quickly took ten yuan from his pocket and stuffed it to the village chief, "Excuse me!"

The village head coughed and put the ten yuan in, turned his head and took the loudspeaker and shouted to the crowd: "Villagers pay attention! Pay attention! The daughter and boy of Shi Dafu's family in the next village, Ms. Shi Yufeng, and Mr. Shi Zhijian," turned to ask Shi Yufeng, "Am I right?"

Shi Yufeng gave him a thumbs up.

The village chief was confident, "They returned to their hometowns in glory, and they returned home in rich clothes. They came thousands of miles from Causeway Bay, Wanchai, where the flowers are blooming!"

Everyone couldn't help looking at Shi Yufeng, and then turned to look at Shi Zhijian who was standing on the side of the road eating a cigarette.

Shi Zhijian's 38,000 pores were full of embarrassment, so he could only wave his hand at the crowd with a cigarette in his hand.

Chen Huimin even involuntarily opened the distance and stood far away.