I Was Expelled From Hogwarts?

Chapter 98: Red Umbrella, White Pole, Eat Together and Sleep on the Board

During the Christmas holidays, many wizards attended Shabini's father's funeral.

The house elf named Shasia served the dishes at the funeral... many students recognized her.

The next day, the little wizards were all discussing this matter.

Mrs. Chabini, the mother of Brace's classmate, is a witch known for her beauty, cunning and wealth.

This is a title with a progressive relationship. You rely on your beauty to attract wizards and wizards to get married, and then trigger Kefu's passivity, and get a large amount of wealth... the cycle begins.

She cycled six times and lost six husbands... Of course, classmate Blaise Chabini also lost six fathers and held six funerals, five of which were stepfathers.

Thanks to their "g" attributes, many wizards compare Madame Shabini to Defense Against Dark Arts, calling them two "dangerous" jobs.

In short, bless your enemies... If you get married, find Madame Chabini, and if you work, do Defense Against the Dark Arts, it must be the most vicious curse.

And Lockhart is accompanied by the house elves of the Sabine family, which seems to mean that he will become Blaise's seventh father.

So, in the first class of the semester, Defense Against the Dark Arts was once again fully booked, including students who had missed half the semester.

That's right, it's Rolf!

Shirley was reading a book. She glanced at the boy next to her and whispered, "Why are you here too?"

"Come and see the excitement." Rolf said with a smile: "Everyone is talking about Madam Chabini. With Lockhart's personality that loves to show off, if it is true, he will definitely mention it in class."

Shirley stared at Luo Fu's side face, frowned slightly and said: "

"Rolf, there's one thing I don't understand. Since six husbands have died, why would anyone dare to marry Madame Shabini?"

"Beautiful, Mrs. Shabini is very beautiful." Rolf quickly added: "I heard what Neville said! Is it Neville?"

Neville was chatting with Hannah and didn't hear what Rolf said. When he saw the young man poking himself with his elbow, he nodded in agreement:

"Yeah!"

Hannah had very good ears, and she heard it completely. She looked at Neville with a strange look in her eyes... looking at the honest and humble girl, but behind her back, she talked about other people's mothers every day whether they were beautiful, right?

Hey, what a shame!

"So, wizards will marry witches simply because they are beautiful?" Shirley asked again.

"Some people are like this, but not everyone. Personality, hobbies, lifestyle...there are so many factors that influence it."

Luo Fe asked strangely: "Why do you suddenly ask about this?"

"It's nothing, it's just a few classmates in our dormitory who were discussing this last night." Shirley tilted her head and smiled softly: "I'm a little curious."

The topics discussed in the girls' dormitory were actually quite exciting, and even she, a guy who knew nothing, was slightly educated.

Occasionally listening to their large-scale chat would make her blush.

"Then what kind of witch do you like?" Shirley stared into the boy's eyes and quickly added:

"I asked my classmates in the dormitory, and they were very curious."

"I refuse to answer such boring questions." Luofu smiled and gently tugged on the girl's ponytail: "Don't follow the bad example of your roommates."

Shirley glared, but it was not lethal.

At this moment, Lockhart walked into the classroom. He was wearing a navy blue robe and a green top hat with gold rims on his blond hair.

Lockhart was followed by a house elf. She was dressed in rags and she was holding a stack that was too much. She stumbled when she entered the door and almost dropped the books.

"Children," Lockhart said loudly, waving his hands for silence:

"After a long Christmas vacation, I returned to Hogwarts again... On this day of reunion after a long separation, I want to announce a small thing. This matter has been suppressed for some time and has not been disclosed to reporters and reporters. Book fans announced.”

Everyone thought that Lockhart was going to announce his marriage to Madame Chabini, but they didn't know that he turned around, knocked on the pile of books in the house elf's hand, and said:

“That’s when my new book Fighting the Curse is about to be released, which is a novella I finished over the Christmas break.”

"This book tells the story of how I used magic to help a witch who had lost six husbands get rid of a curse."

"Professor, is it related to Madame Shabini?" Justin quickly raised his hand.

Lockhart smiled mysteriously and said, "Then you have to read this book yourself. All I can say is that it does involve the beautiful Shabini."

"Professor, what's the relationship between you two?" Susan asked boldly.

"Mrs. Chabini was a big fan of mine. Her poor husband had just died and I helped her out of some trouble."

Lockhart pointed at the house elf Shasia behind him and smiled: "She also gave me a house elf to come to Hogwarts to protect me."

"When this semester ends, we both have plans to travel to France, but I'm afraid I won't be able to spare the time."

Lockhart talked endlessly there, telling the story of himself and Shabini. He hinted in and out of his words that the new book was related to the glamorous lady who killed her husband. The core idea was just two words:

Buy books!

Why did Lockhart come back? Of course I'm here to sell books.

Why did he dare to come back? With the protection of the house elf, he didn't believe that something would happen to him!

After class, everyone was still discussing this matter enthusiastically on their way to the herbal medicine class.

Obviously, Lockhart's marketing is effective. Many students are eager to buy a copy and read the content.

However, more students believe that this may be Lockhart's last book.

With the double buffs of Defense Against Dark Arts and Madame Chabini, it would be rude not to die.

Everyone walked through the damp vegetable field and arrived at the third greenhouse.

Professor Sprout stood next to a huge mushroom. The mushroom was more than three meters high, like a big tree.

She clapped her hands to quiet the students and said quickly:

"In this lesson we learn about a jumping toadstool, but before that, I want to teach you a song. Sing along with me."

"Red umbrella, white pole, eat together and sleep on the board, sleep on the board and lie in the coffin, and then bury the mountain together..."

All the students sang along, and Professor Sprout asked, "Who can tell me what this song means?"

Hermione immediately raised her hand and said: "The bright mushrooms with red umbrellas and white stems are poisonous mushrooms. The brighter the mushrooms, the more poisonous they are."

"Yes, five points for Gryffindor." Professor Sprout said, "But although this song is widely circulated, it is actually wrong, or not absolute."

"Like Hallucinogen, it's a red umbrella with a white stem, but after eating it, it will only cause hallucinations, not death. There is also a kind of poisonous Red Orphan that will only cause diarrhea after eating."

"Everyone remember!" Professor Sprout shouted:

“The most poisonous mushrooms that you can come into contact with and which will kill you if you eat them are mainly the gray and white mushrooms, or the white and white mushrooms.

For example, if you eat a small amount of Amanita ash, you will die..."

All the students started taking notes.

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