I Was Expelled From Hogwarts?

Chapter 35 Death (Thanks to the Leader "Chen Yi Sain"!)

Hermione wrote a two-foot-long letter of complaint on parchment, but she didn't send it to Dumbledore immediately.

Because she also wrote a letter of criticism and suggestion, and when she passed by the Defense Against the Dark Arts Office, she secretly slipped it through the crack of the door when no one was looking.

Hermione thought that her letter was well-reasoned, powerful and well-structured, enough to touch Quirrell's soul.

He should be able to change soon, or at worst resign voluntarily to save some dignity for himself.

But if he is still stubborn and insists on his own teaching style, Hermione will use her toughest means:

Throw the complaint letter into the principal's mailbox!

Be more cruel and cold...

Submit two letters!!

Whether Quirrell's soul can be touched, Rove is not sure, but Professor Binns' soul does need someone to touch it.

After all, no matter how bad Quirrell is, he will only teach for one year, and he will be buried next year. He can just bite his teeth and bear it, but everyone has to endure Professor Binns for seven years.

As the only ghost professor, Professor Binns is definitely a model of dedication. He still insists on teaching after becoming a ghost, without salary, bonus, or assistant, and works all year round...

When they were students, those school directors hated Professor Binns' history of magic and wanted to change teachers quickly, but when they grew up and became school directors, they immediately liked this old ghost.

This is probably what is called: slander Binns when ignorant, appreciate Binns when mature, and want everyone to become Binns when paying salaries!

Hogwarts' annual Outstanding Professor Model Worker Award is also awarded to Professor Binns. He has monopolized it for hundreds of years and created a record that can never be broken.

Even Snape, who always likes to be weird, is impeccable.

But a good employee in the eyes of the school directors is not a good teacher in the eyes of students.

As a ghost who has existed for a long time, Professor Binns certainly has rich historical knowledge, but he is a ghost and cannot touch new books on the history of magic, let alone read their contents.

He also doesn't want to understand those "histories" that have been re-concluded with the great discoveries of archaeology.

Professor Binns is like a pool of stagnant water, lifeless and without any vitality. The master of ceremonies presiding over the funeral is more passionate than him; the Dementors in Azkaban are more energetic than him when "kissing" the prisoners.

"In the Fertile Crescent, that is, the Mesopotamian region of the two rivers, wizards gathered together to establish early countries... Eridu, Kish, Lagash, Uruk, Ur and Nippur..."

In the first history of magic class, the little wizards of Hufflepuff and Gryffindor listened to the low and monotonous voice of Professor Binns, just like listening to the buzzing sound of an old vacuum cleaner.

"In order to compete for the population resources of Muggles, the wizarding world often went to war, causing tsunamis in the Mediterranean and floods that submerged the land, and the wizarding world was destroyed..."

"Wizards scattered around began to serve as priests and temple personnel for Muggles to protect them from magical animals, and the inheritance of magic was passed on through the temple of Gikulata..."

Professor Binns talked about the history of the founding and destruction of the early wizards, and read the "Epic of Gilgamesh" in an emotionless tone.

This is a hymn to the powerful wizard Gilgamesh at that time by the Sumerian Muggles!

Neville, who was determined to study hard, fell asleep on the table just three minutes into the class. He didn't hold Leif, which made him sleep a little unsteadily.

Hannah yawned for a long time, reached out and grabbed her two pigtails, pulled them up, trying to wake up, but in the end she staggered and fell asleep on the table.

Bones, who was secretly eating cake, had bulging cheeks. Halfway through the meal, he couldn't resist Professor Binns' hypnosis and dove into the food, with cream all over his face.

Ten minutes into the class, Hufflepuff and Gryffindor students had already slept for a quarter; after 20 minutes of class, half of them had already fallen asleep, and the other half... had just woken up and were having a halftime break!

Hermione was probably the only student who was awake, but in order to cheer herself up, she stood there writing notes and did some chest expansion exercises.

"Gilgamesh was so grief-stricken by the death of his best friend that he held Enkidu's body and cried for seven days and seven nights until the body rotted and he let go..."

Professor Binns didn't seem to notice that the students had all fallen asleep. He was still immersed in reading the epic poem, his voice dull and tasteless.

"Gilgamesh, who knew the horror of death, began to look for the god of death for eternal life... He passed through the Marsh Mountains, the Abyss of Darkness, the Sea of ​​Death..."

Rolf, who had just woken up and finished doing chest expansion exercises with Hermione, raised his hand and asked, "Professor Binns, is there really a god of death?"

Professor Binns was interrupted in his lecture and raised his head in surprise. He looked at Rolf and said slowly, "You are..."

"My name is Rolf Scamander, and I am a student of Hufflepuff College. Professor, you just said that Gilgamesh was looking for the god of death. Is there really a god of death?"

Professor Binns frowned. He didn't like students asking questions, so he said coldly:

"Of course not, it's a figment of the imagination. It's something that Muggles made up to comfort themselves."

"The powerful wizards in ancient times were gods in the eyes of Muggles, and thus many myths were spawned... But this doesn't mean that these myths are true, such as the god of death."

A quarter of the students woke up because normal voices appeared in the classroom, making them think that the get out of class was over.

Neville stood up in confusion and walked towards the door, but found that get out of class had not ended yet, so he blushed and sat back hurriedly.

"Professor, you just said that powerful wizards are gods in the eyes of Muggles, which has spawned many stories." Rolf thought for a moment and asked:

"According to your line of thinking, can we also think that there is a more powerful existence, which is a god in the eyes of wizards? Therefore, many wizards' stories have been spawned..."

The young man paused and continued: "It's like the God of Death in the story of the three brothers."

Professor Binns was immediately speechless. He was silent for a long time before he said dryly:

"I have never seen any evidence in the real world that the story of the three brothers is more than a legend - the invincible wand, the stone that brings the dead, the invisibility cloak...

There are indeed invisibility cloaks, but they are all cloaks woven from the hair of invisible beasts or the Disguise Charm. They will appear physical over time and are not permanently effective. "

Rolf was a little disappointed. He thought that Professor Binns, who was well versed in the history of magic, would have some good insights after surviving as a ghost for so many years.

But he seems completely unaware of the concept of "Deathly Hallows".

"Professor, to be offensive, doesn't the existence of ghosts mean that wizards don't completely disappear after death? Life and death are not either/or concepts, and death is not the end of life."

"Nonsense, Skadi!" Professor Binns finally couldn't stand it anymore, "I only study real history and don't discuss stories and legends!"

"Two points from Slytherin!!"

"..."

Hermione on the side saw that Rolf had been reprimanded, and her whole little face and light eyebrows were all knitted together. She stretched her neck and raised her hands in dissatisfaction:

"Professor, since you are not discussing stories and legends, why are you reading the Epic of Gilgamesh? Isn't that just a story?"

Professor Binns was furious and scolded:

"Miss Pennyfeather, for contradicting the teacher, two points will be deducted from Slytherin!"

All the students were awake, looking at this inexplicable quarrel. They didn't know the cause and effect. They only saw Professor Binns scolding the Hufflepuff and Gryffindor students, and then dunked...

Two points for Slytherin!

Two students in a row admitted their mistakes. The probability is too high. Doesn’t that mean... this has given the little lions unlimited inspiration!

In an instant, all the Gryffindor students were no longer sleepy. They raised their hands and rushed to ask questions.

"Professor, I have an immature idea about life and death..."

"Professor, can you tell me how to become a ghost?"

"Professor...I am Draco Malfoy of Slytherin!"

(Thanks to the leader of "Chenyi Sain" for the reward.

Thanks to "April Misu", "Lu Yifang" and "Flying Fatty" for their rewards.

Thanks to the first leader, I owe you +10.

In the new era, the editor-in-chief does not recommend a large number of updates, so when it is put on the shelves, more updates will be added. It is still holding up, thank you all. )

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