I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Chapter 111 Explosion, a Man's Romance

gotham city.

Burnley area.

【17:00】

"Where are those two damned criminals!"

"Run this way!"

"Chase chase chase!"

"Kill them!"

"Criminals die for us in Gotham City——"

The streets were crowded with people.

All people with guns.

Even among the crowd, there were a few tall, muscular men carrying portable rocket-propelled grenade launchers on their backs... also known as RPG rocket launchers.

This wave of offensive is terrifying.

The police cars in the whole city have already started to take part in the craziest crime eradication operation in Gotham City in the past 20 years.

The shrill siren rang through the Burnley area.

"call--"

Su Xiaosu hid in a deserted alley holding Zhu Yun'er, whose whole body was stained red with blood.

She lurked silently in the shadows of the alley.

Witnessing the passing of the crowd and police cars, he dared not move.

Su Xiaosu's patient's gown was also stained with a lot of blood.

Some are from Zhu Yuner, and some are from herself.

But at the critical moment just now, although she was also hit by a few bullets, they didn't hit the vital point, and she didn't lose much life.

What's more, those bullets were caught by Su Xiaosu's strong muscles, and with a little force, they were directly ejected from the muscles, harmless.

But Zhu Yun'er...

Su Xiaosu lowered her head and glanced at Zhu Yun'er who was unconscious, and Zhu Yun'er in her arms seemed to be breathing more steadily.

This alley is a dead end.

There is no way.

but……

Su Xiaosu silently walked to the end of the dead end.

Lift one foot.

bang bang bang.

——As long as someone walks, that is the way.

suddenly.

Su Xiaosu lowered his head.

A trace of surprise flashed in those calm eyes.

Subconsciously, she rolled up Zhu Yun'er's cuffs and saw that the bullet wound had somehow stopped the bleeding. There were several worm-like flesh and blood slowly wriggling, and the bullet head submerged into the arm muscle. Squeeze out little by little.

The wound... was actually healing on its own!

...

...

Li Erpang was frantically running for his life.

I was secretly crying in my heart.

After Robinson Park was plowed by grenades, Li Erpang's stomach was already rumbling.

With great difficulty, he used his nimble fat man's footwork to make seven twists and turns, and after temporarily getting rid of the group of "good and honest citizens", he was finally able to take a breather.

"Damn it, if this goes on like this, I'm going to have to die!"

Li Erpang gritted his teeth.

Taking advantage of no one finding out, Li Erpang quietly opened the crime list and took a look.

Everyone's sin value is slow progress.

He suddenly thought of Yi Lin who slipped away without any reason.

"Ah—speech!"

He spit out a mouthful of saliva under his feet and stomped hard.

to show anger.

Li Erpang squinted his eyes. Of course, he could only squint and couldn't open them.

He suddenly saw a brightly lit fast food restaurant not far away.

There is a red sign on it.

A kind old man is printed on the signboard.

A tempting smell of meat wafts from the fast food restaurant, which seems to contain onions, muscles, French fries, burgers, tomato juice...

Li Erpang carefully discerned the rich layers of flavor in the fragrance, unconsciously drooling.

"Fuck! Fight!"

Li Erpang rolled up his sleeves and suddenly rushed into the old man's fast food restaurant!

...

...

"It's almost time."

Yi Lin looked at the time on his watch.

It was Yi Lin who passed by a watch shop called "Bida Cuili" and snatched it up.

By the way, I earned a little sin value.

I don't know if it's expensive or not, but it looks pretty good anyway.

Yi Lin lowered the brim of a gentleman's hat, hooked the corners of her mouth, stepped on shiny black leather shoes, and walked into the Gotham Police Station like an elegant gentleman.

The Gotham Police Department was filled with smog.

Smoky.

A group of shirtless old men, drinking cheap vodka, forming a circle, rolling dice, playing poker, a joyous scene.

Yi Lin lowered her head and thought for two seconds.

Make sure you're not in the wrong place.

This is the police station, yes.

It's just a bit unique.

Then I thought about it, this is the legendary Gotham, and I felt that it should be so.

There are relatively few people in the police station.

This was also expected by Yi Lin.

After Zhu Yun'er, Su Xiaosu, and Li Erpang started to act, they would definitely attract most of the police force.

Now this Gotham Police Department is actually the emptiest time.

By the way, Yi Lin silently gave three likes to the model workers teammates.

One per person.

As for Pan Zhengyi... Yi Lin noticed that his crime value hadn't changed at all, so she probably hid somewhere to play soy sauce happily.

Yi Lin didn't bother to pay so much attention.

Next up... show time!

Show? Time!

Be with you!

Yi Lin turned on Shadow Follower directly, and walked into the police station without making a sound.

Under the effect of the shadow-following skill, the sense of presence was reduced by 100%, and those police officers who were immersed in joy did not even notice Yi Lin's existence.

Even if they noticed, Yi Lin flashed past in an instant, and some people even rubbed their eyes, thinking that they had drunk too much and had hallucinations inexplicably.

It's just an illusion.

Gotham Police Station is far more empty than Yi Lin imagined.

Originally, Yi Lin also prepared 5 sets of plans.

How to sneak into a police station.

He even had a good throat, and was about to send out a few "disaster-ridden" shots, but he didn't expect that the zero crime rate in the past two decades has made the Gotham Police Department corrupt to an incredible degree.

suddenly.

Yi Lin thought of the riddle she had set.

Would it be more appropriate to add an adjective of "decay" in front of the "black and white behemoth".

While thinking, Yi Lin quickly walked through the hall of the police station, closed the door gracefully, and then walked towards the duty room.

Gotham City is indeed a simple and honest city.

Even in the police station, they carefully prepared the floor plan of the police station in case of emergencies.

Yi Lin went all the way to the duty room unimpeded.

Inside was a chubby police officer who was sleeping soundly on the table, the corners of his mouth were full of saliva.

Yi Lin's eyes flashed.

Blood Jasmine appeared with her hands turned, and wiped her throat casually.

...

[Kill the "excellent" police officer in Gotham City, get +20 crime points! 】

[Get chaos value +25! 】

...

Excellent police officer?

Yi Lin silently glanced at the fat police officer who hadn't woken up until his death.

Really excellent.

On the wall hangs a wooden board.

There are many keys nailed to the board.

"The file room... the interrogation room... the dining room... the secret room... the common cell... the special female cell..." Soon, Yi Lin's eyes fixed on a bunch of keys.

...

[Get the "Arsenal Key"! 】

...

"hehe."

This is... the sleeping fireworks.

...

...

"Huh? Riddler Gentleman?"

James Gordon Jr., who was sitting in a police car and chasing an obese "extreme criminal", couldn't help being slightly taken aback when he heard the news.

Riddle Gentleman? Riddler?

Little James Gordon frowned, his face stern.

"How did you just tell me?"

"Hey, sir, we thought it was... thought it was just a prank."

"explain."

On the other end of the phone, the two police officers stammered and told the riddle left by the "riddler gentleman" verbatim to Sergeant Gordon who made them awe.

There are two riddles in total——

[When day and night communicate, I stand bravely in front of the black and white beasts. The black and white beasts have already swallowed more disorderly beasts, and the beasts are gradually decaying into bones in the steel jungle. Gorgeous fireworks are sleeping here, and I will use the most gorgeous fireworks to ignite Gotham and rekindle the first ray of light in the past. 】

[The elegant gentleman is ready to go, and hastily came to the black and white monster. The elegant gentleman is about to steal the sleeping fireworks, ushering in a lively celebration for the lonely Gotham. 】

At first glance, it does look like a prank.

but……

After Gordon listened carefully, his pupils shrank suddenly.

Although the style of this riddle is somewhat different from that of "that person" in my impression.

But intuition told James Gordon Jr. that this was definitely not as simple as a prank.

He seemed to be able to read a playful smile between the lines through the mysterious puzzle.

It's as if an elegant criminal is declaring war on the entire Gotham City through this puzzle.

"When day and night commune..."

"Black and white beast..."

"Steel Jungle..."

"Fireworks..."

"Gotham's old days...?"

"celebration?"

suddenly!

"Stop! Stop! Stop!"

James Gordon Jr. slapped the front seat hard, causing the old driver in the driver's seat to stop the police car.

call out--

A sudden stop.

Little James Gordon swayed slightly.

He hung up the phone hastily and made a call as fast as he could.

And it's a video call.

Soon, the phone was connected.

"Dr. Jack..."

Dr. Jack's kind smile appeared on the video.

Little James Gordon didn't have any nonsense, his eyes were cold, and he went straight to the point: "Where is Edward Nygma?"

"Oh! Dear Sergeant Gordon, I just happened to be in Edward's ward..."

The camera turns.

inside the room.

Edward and the fat goose are happily playing games.

Then Edward chuckled.

Fat Goose got angry and overturned the table directly.

Very pleasant scenes of old people living.

The camera turned around again.

Doctor Jack asked with a smile: "Is Sheriff Gordon looking for Edward?"

"..."

Snapped.

"Go back! Gotham Police Station!"

The old driver in the front row was stunned when he heard the words: "But sir, that damn fat criminal hasn't..."

"Don't worry about that fat man! Gentleman Riddler, his goal is the Gotham Police Department!"

Although this riddle is very fancy.

But James Gordon Jr. was already familiar with the routine.

After removing all confusing words and thinking about it again, it is easy to get the answer.

When day and night communicate, it means dusk.

There are only two black and white buildings in Gotham City.

One is the Gotham Police Department.

The second is the renovated Eagle's Nest Club.

But the steel jungle, Gordon didn't notice it at first...

But once it is associated with the police station, the jungle can be imagined as towering trees, and the steel jungle is clearly in the shape of prison bars and windows!

That is to say... the riddle set by this "riddler gentleman" precisely indicates that crimes will be committed at the Gotham Police Station at dusk!

No wonder there are so many eccentric criminals out there today.

A flexible fat man.

A young woman wielding a strange cold weapon.

There is also... a strong man with a height of nearly two meters.

It turned out that everything was a conspiracy!

It's all a trick by the riddle gentleman to divert the tiger away from the mountain!

Gotham Sheriff James Gordon Jr. has seen it all!

His eyes flickered with a cold light.

If someone is here, maybe they can distinguish the ray of... fiery heat hidden behind the coldness from the icy coldness in their eyes.

After James Gordon Jr. figured everything out.

He dialed the number of the police station in the shortest possible time.

"Hope those bloody scum aren't too drunk."

"Beep-click."

Gordon was taken aback.

Just connected... then disconnected?

what happened? ?

...

...

click.

Yi Lin silently cut the phone line.

Ah.

The sound is quite crisp.

Yi Lin looked down at the time again.

If I guessed correctly, the really smart people are already on their way back to the police station.

After all, the riddles he wrote were not very complicated.

And it's still in the base camp.

No one would have guessed that this "black and white behemoth" refers to the landmark building "Gotham Police Department".

This is... the tourist city of Gotham, isn't it?

In the book "Gotham City Travel Guide", there is a 580-degree close-up of the Gotham Police Department with no dead ends.

Various angles, including aerial photography.

"If I'm not mistaken..."

Yi Lin took out a stick.

As an elegant gentleman, how could he not have this thing.

After Yi Lin finished arranging everything, she walked slowly through the smoky hall of the police station just like when she came here, and then left the police station.

...

ten minutes later.

【17:58】

Little James Gordon came back in a hurry.

Seeing that the Gotham Police Station was intact, and there seemed to be no trouble on the surface, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

"It seems to have caught up."

suddenly!

Boom boom boom boom!

There was no sign at all, and the continuous explosions started from the inside of the Gotham Police Station, and suddenly turned into a bright flame, soaring into the sky.

The setting sun that has not had time to completely set, there is only one line left.

The Gotham Police Station, which is in the middle of an explosion, is like another Gotham sun, reflecting the dazzling fire in the sky near the night.

A terrifying heat wave, centered on the Gotham Police Station, suddenly surged in all directions.

Little James Gordon fell to the ground subconsciously!

Behind him, the old driver and the police car were directly blown away by the heat wave of the explosion.

In a blink of an eye, they disappeared together with the police car.

Whirring whirring--

James Gordon Jr. felt nothing but heat and pain in his back.

Even he could smell the burnt skin.

Like a barbecue!

I don't know how long it has been.

The sound of the explosion slowed down slightly.

Little James Gordon got up from the ground expressionlessly.

Looking at the Gotham Police Station, which has turned into a sea of ​​flames and shattered into ruins, a sentence suddenly popped up in my mind——

"I will ignite Gotham with the most gorgeous fireworks and rekindle the first light of the past."

"!"

This is--

Light up the fireworks in Gotham!

"Riddler Gentleman!!"

Little James Gordon roared the name out of his mouth through gritted teeth.

at this moment.

A postman with a surprised face was riding a motorcycle and beeping in front of little Gordon.

"Is this Sheriff Gordon?"

Little James Gordon turned his head impassively.

"Here is a letter from you."

"A letter?" Sergeant Gordon's pupils shrank suddenly.

on the envelope.

There is no signature in the sender's field.

There's only one... question mark!

It's the riddle gentleman!

"Who sent it to you?" asked little James Gordon, opening the letter.

"It was a gentleman dressed as an aristocrat. He asked me to deliver the letter to Sergeant Gordon standing at the gate of the Gotham Police Station at 18:10."

"!"

"By the way, the gentleman also said..." The postman hesitated for a moment, and decided to say it: "He said that if the person standing at the door is not Sheriff Gordon, there is no need to send this letter. And... "

"What else?" James Gordon Jr. had already drawn a card from the envelope.

"The gentleman first said that no matter what scene you see, don't panic, and you must deliver the letter to James Gordon Jr. on time. Even if you see bright and beautiful fireworks..."

"..."

Just when Sergeant Gordon was about to read the small card.

The postman slowly extended his hand: "Please pay $5."

"?"

"Honorable Mrs. Gordon, this is a collect letter."

"!!"

...

...

"The explosion is indeed a man's romance."

Yi Lin stood in the distance, smiled slightly, and enjoyed the brilliant fireworks show the moment she pressed the button.

Not long after the Gotham police station was blown up, a string of text flashed across the screen in front of his eyes.

...

[In the name of "Riddler Gentleman", destroy the Gotham landmark "Gotham Police Station" and get a crime value of +50000! 】

[Kill the "excellent" police officer in Gotham City, get a crime value +19! 】

[Kill the "excellent" police officer in Gotham City, get a crime value +21! 】

[Kill the "alcoholic" policeman in Gotham City, get +12 crime points! 】

[Kill the "incompetent" police officer in Gotham City, get +5 crime points! 】

【Kill...】

[Get the chaos value...]

Blowing up a police station has no confusion benefit.

Others brushed a lot of chaos value.

Just for a while, more than 300 chaos value arrived.

...

really!

It is not a crime to kill someone like Kai Wushuang.

After Yi Lin reviewed the "various stories about Batman falling in love with and killing all the villains", she found that the villains who shrouded Gotham City in darkness are not so powerful or how many people they killed, but... …the terror of their "names."

Serious little Harley.

Virtue and art are both good Joker.

A double-faced person with firm beliefs.

Law-abiding Pharaoh Penguin.

In short, the group of villains who roamed Gotham 20 years ago turned Gotham into a city of sin, not because of how many people they could kill, but because of their crazy crimes!

That's why Yi Lin decided to create a new villain.

An elegant and charming villain.

A villain who makes Gotham fall into fear just by hearing its name.

In this way, the scores can roll in.

at this moment.

The "question mark scepter" in Yi Lin's hand lighted up slightly.

...

...

Pan Zhengyi swaggered into the women's toilet.

At the door of the women's toilet, there was originally a yellow warning sign.

It says--

"Under renovation, idlers are not allowed to enter."

Pan Zhengyi kicked and shouted, "I am... justice!"

Then he kicked the sign and broke in.

Fortunately, the women's restroom was empty.

There is no bloody plot of a woman who didn't have time to wear panties, screamed "ah" and rushed out after Jiao Didi.

But just after Pan Zhengyi broke into the women's bathroom inexplicably, a line of reminders was displayed in front of him.

...

[Because you deliberately entered the women's restroom shamelessly, the crime value +2! 】

...

Pan Zhengyi smiled and ignored it.

The women's toilet has a mirror.

Big mirror.

From the upper left corner to the lower right corner of the mirror, there is a long crack, which seems to divide the whole mirror into two halves.

Pan Zhengyi looked in the mirror, and the crack in the mirror seemed to divide him in two, with completely different expressions.

suddenly.

Pan Zhengyi lowered his head.

There are buckets of fresh paint at the feet.

Exudes a pungent smell.

"Yo?"

Pan Zhengyi's eyes sparkled and he let out a weird smile.

He squatted down slowly, took a handful from the bucket, and his hands were covered with various colors of paint.

Pan Zhengyi just smeared it on his face indiscriminately.

Not enough, come again, not enough, come again.

The sharp edge of the paint bucket accidentally scratched Pan Zhengyi's finger.

Red blood oozes out.

Pan Zhengyi looked at the cracked mirror.

Surprisingly, there was ten seconds of silence.

Ten seconds later.

Pan Zhengyi slowly applied the blood from his finger to his lips.

Apply from the base of the left ear to the base of the right ear.

It was a scarlet lip.

"Jie jie jie—"

...

[Congratulations on completing the "clown painting", the completion rate is 93%...]

"..."

"I, Joker...hehehe!"

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