I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Chapter 684: Everything Is God’s Fault

Ning You felt something was wrong.

He changed his mind with the speed of light.

Can not be cut casually.

Some people can't be casual.

Get up casually, and something will happen.

"Wait, forget it. Cut this."

Ning You casually took out an apple from the storage space. This apple was picked up by him when he passed by an unmanned supermarket yesterday, and he didn't have time to eat it, so he put it in the storage space as a spare food. Unexpectedly, it came in handy when I was in charge of the interview.

apple?

How could I let the president of the Knights Union, the woman who inherited the title of "Knight King", Milian Artoria X Pendragon, chop an... apple with a sword?

Ning You didn't wait for Milian to nod in agreement, and threw the apple into the air.

Milly didn't want to.

But she is good at swordsmanship.

How good are you?

Before her body could wait for her to agree, it had already shot automatically.

"Shua!"

Milian reluctantly took a step forward.

In the next second, all of Ning You's beautiful hair was blown behind his head.

"Snapped."

The sound of an apple falling to the ground.

Ning You could hardly see what Miriam was doing.

The only thing he could see clearly was that Milian took a step forward, and then the evil wind blew up and messed up his hair.

duang~

The dull hair on Milian's head trembled slightly.

She seemed a little annoyed.

He walked out of the tent silently.

Ten seconds later.

Ning You looked down at the apple lying quietly on the ground.

The apple seemed to be stunned by being cut, and finally realized that in an instant, the apple bloomed on all sides along the central axis, and divided into thirty-six petals. Looking down from the axis, the apple seemed to be opened alive like a chrysanthemum.

Ning You carefully picked up the thirty-six apple slices from the ground, put them into the storage space, and then marked an additional comment on the interview form:

"Extremely dangerous."

...

The interview is over.

After going through interviews at every point, and finally going through various physical and mental trials, about 1,600 people remained.

This is already a very scary figure.

You know, these 1,600 people are elites selected from hundreds of thousands of people.

And Li Kai quietly selected some of the losers with special abilities, and finally made up the target number agreed upon with Yi Lin.

two thousand people.

If these two thousand people are done well, they will be the backbone of the Apocalypse Guild for some time to come.

All the interview results were collected in the hands of Li Kai Li Kai.

From an unseen angle,

Inexplicably, a circle of sparks appeared beside Li Kai.

From the circle, stretched out a hand.

Li Kai stuffed all the information into the circle.

The entire handover process is only a few seconds.

Within a few seconds, the stack of information of all the interviewees was handed over to Yi Lin.

...

Great Engineer tower top.

Yi Lin used an incomprehensible reading speed for ordinary people, almost every page in five seconds, and quickly flipped through the materials at hand.

Knowing that Yi Lin is earnestly performing the duties of the president, the three mother spirits dare not disturb her.

On the contrary, it was Xue'er who finished eating a batch of food, and after a while she started crying again.

Nie Hongxiu, Bai Xiaoyi, and Gaya Qinmei had no choice but to act as the little princess's nanny for the time being, to stabilize Xue'er who was about to move.

Thanks to Gayageummi.

Gayageummi's self-contained cross-dressing function is full of tricks, and Xueer's eyes are staring at her, she claps and applauds from time to time, and screams "ohhhhhhhh" from time to time.

It seems to be because Xiaomei's cross-dressing has broken through the upper limit of the imagination of serious people and is very creative.

Nie Hongxiu and Bai Xiaoyi expressed their disdain for this.

But the skills they have mastered are very single, which cannot satisfy Xueer's strong thirst for knowledge and energy.

Therefore, facing Xiaomei and taking advantage of Yi Lin's absence when Meng Lang got up, Bai Xiaoyi and Nie Hongxiu could only look at each other, silently swallowed the bitterness into their stomachs, and acquiesced to Gayageummi's cross-dressing behavior for the first time... Who Let the two of them be inferior to others. But fortunately, Gayageummi still knows how to write the word "shy", and it hasn't become very outrageous. Most of them are biased towards the cute type.

When Xiaohong, Xiaobai, Xiaomei, and my good daughter are playing around.

Yi Lin is memorizing the information at hand with a brain power beyond the limits of human beings.

He can almost remember it now.

After all, it's not too difficult a job.

It is the responsibility of the president to understand the general skills of each member.

To Yi Lin's surprise, in this list, even a few acquaintances appeared on the list of interviewees.

"Gu Tianqing, Xing Fei, Chen Xiaoxiao, Qu Youlian."

Qu Youlian and Chen Xiaoxiao met once in the last trial.

The strength is not bad.

Yi Lin still had an impression.

If they really want to join the guild and don't make any fuss, Yi Lin is very welcome.

Because now the Apocalypse Guild is short of people.

As for Xing Fei, he and Yi Lin survived the trial in Green Town.

Later, Yi Lin discussed academic issues related to "alchemy" in a voice call with Xing Fei because she was just learning the crystal pattern technique. At that time, Xing Fei also knew everything, and left a good impression on Yi Lin.

As for Gu Tianqing, since the farewell to Cangyang City, there is no special connection.

Yi Lin did not expect that Gu Tianqing, whom she had not seen for a long time, would choose to bring her to her door today.

Yi Lin has always been wary of this person.

One reason is that the ability that Gu Tianqing possesses is very weird, and it is a "divination ability" that is almost predictable. In Cangyang City, the three tarot cards that Gu Tianqing drew basically came true, leaving a very deep impression on Yi Lin. As for the second, Yi Lin has always felt that Gu Tianqing's "tact" is no less than her own. Even the thinking patterns of the two are, to some extent, surprisingly similar.

It is precisely because of this "similarity" that Yi Lin instinctively does not want to get too familiar with Gu Tianqing. Before Gu Tianqing took the initiative to join the Apocalypse Guild, Yi Lin simply regarded Gu Tianqing as an "old friend" on the address book list. The point of "friends".

Yi Lin's flipping speed became faster and faster, and when she got to the back, her hand speed exploded, and Yi Lin turned over a pile of toilet paper with afterimages.

But even with such a fast reading speed, after reading more than 2,000 interview materials, Yi Lin was sweating all over, as if she had collapsed, and it took nearly an hour.

Finally, Yi Lin put away the materials and smiled slightly:

"Other people don't know that I'm the president of Tianqi Guild, but Gu Tianqing, you, it's impossible not to know, right? There are a few other people who seem a little bit wrong, hehe, interesting."

...

The entire initial test process, including moving the wounded, washing the floor, comforting the wounded, etc., took a whole afternoon.

By the time this series of work was finished, it was already sunset, the lights in the city were turned on, and colorful lights and shadows intertwined.

In fact, after the first "call to all", the world changed drastically.

It seems that many cities are empty in an instant.

Human beings no longer need to worry about the pressure of resource scarcity brought about by the rapid growth of population.

Migrant workers no longer have to bear mortgage and car loans.

Mansions, no one cares about.

Luxury cars, stay on the street, driverless.

Many apostles have their own means. Maybe they use their legs to run between tall buildings, or ride various mounts and props, which are faster, faster, and more convenient than driving.

The buildings that were once densely populated, the bustling streets, and the sky trains running around the city are empty.

Many houses were vacant.

Li spent a lot of time counting the surviving population and recovering all the uninhabited houses.

After the human currency system collapsed overnight, new currency systems came online one after another.

Li Kai has not had time to organize, recycle, and summarize the houses outside the central city.

But in the central city area, that is, around the Great Engineer Tower, whoever wants to live must register their name at the special office of the Apocalypse Guild, and pay a certain "death point" every month as rent.

After the order of human society collapsed overnight, it is not easy to re-establish a new order.

Li Kai has worked very hard, but he can barely maintain the superficial stability of Haiting City.

Taking the current situation as an example,

In the empty houses, the lit lights are those houses without owners. A group of "applicants" from all over the country broke in without authorization, and chose a place with a good view, watching the Great Engineer Tower from a distance. everything that's going on nearby.

After the lottery session ends.

Nearly half of the people left Haiting City sadly.

Many of the remaining half were invited by other guilds to join other guilds.

According to intelligence, among the top ten guilds, Farewell My Concubine, Cai Jiduo Lianlian, Peak Combat Strength, Special Group, Hanwu Ghost, Jinyi Pavilion, and Lieyang Army are all in various corners of Haiting City, and temporarily chose a place , as a temporary recruitment site to absorb newcomers.

In addition to the top ten guilds, there are many guilds recruiting people in Haiting City.

This city, on this day, became a gathering place for heroes.

But it gives people the impression that it is more like the scene of a large campus job fair held by various institutions, units, and enterprises when they graduated from colleges and universities.

The style is roughly like this:

"Ah, you are also recruiting?"

"What a coincidence! We also—er, together?"

"No, no, we're next door, next door!"

"Then I wish you recruit more talents!"

"It's easy to say! Everyone is the same!"

"Come and play when you have time!"

"you are welcome!"

"..."

"Hey, this brother, I see that you have a surprising skeleton. It seems that you are a senior who hides something deep? Isn't it? Oh, I'm stupid, that's even more coincidental. Don't tell me, I am famous in our guild. Bole’s eyes, do you know Bole? It’s the guy who looks at horses, who’s awesome, and who’s pregnant. Our guild? Hey, although we’re not as famous as the top ten guilds, we’re also ranked fifteenth in the regional server Are you interested in learning more about the 'thug concentration camp'?"

"The 23rd-ranked guild in the district server is recruiting! There are no restrictions on men and women, seniors are preferred, there are many beauties, good benefits, and low tax rates. There are more than ten rare items in the guild warehouse for trial renting! If you want to know, please Hurry up, don't wait for the past! We are—come, let's shout together: The earth is vertical and horizontal!"

The world is getting weirder and weirder.

It's all God's fault.

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