I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Chapter 782: Ling Yiyi's Eyes

Both Li and Su's families are quite traditional.

For this wedding, the two families have done enough etiquette.

What about gift giving, bridal sedan chair to welcome relatives, hiding shoes, all day long.

At this moment, it is time to offer tea and pay respects to the hall.

Thousands of people gathered to watch the newlyweds.

I saw that Li Erpang was dressed like a fat man, and the groom's clothes were stretched tightly, with a small red flower pinned to his chest, and the word "groom" was written under the red flower.

Su Xiaosu wore a small red wedding dress and a red hijab on her head, which formed a sharp contrast with Li Erpang's figure.

After solving Molly's troubles, Yi Lin finally arrived at the scene. He blended into the crowd silently and approached quietly.

He passed the crowd and overheard someone whispering in the crowd.

"Our country once had a criminal law... Our country once had a complete set of criminal laws... Fat brother, you are really punished... Sigh~ I wish you all... legal happiness..."

Yi Lin looked down and saw that it was Xing Fei, the head of the civil engineering department.

It seems that he still subconsciously retained his previous professional habits. While wishing the two newcomers, he did not forget to imagine what law Li Erpang had violated, how many years he should spend in prison, and so on.

Li Erpang was full of vigor and blushing on the temporary wedding platform with traces of refining still remaining on the surface, which was temporarily built by Xing Fei's alchemy.

He faltered, held up a microphone, and spoke loudly to the crowd.

"I~ hiccup~ I used to be just like you, a single dog who couldn't live without his right hand!"

"But today, I'm married!"

"I used to cry silently during countless sleepless nights. During this relationship, I felt like I was on a thief ship."

Hearing this, Su Xiaosu, who was wearing a red hijab, silently clenched his fists, thinking whether to punch Li Erpang.

At this time, Yi Lin had already walked to the front of the crowd. He came to Li Changge, Ning You, Xiao Chuer, Xu Anjing, Qian Duoduo, Ou Lele, Wang Gebi, Bai Runding and others. He asked curiously: "Who is this fat man?" How much did you drink to dare to say such a thing?"

Li Changge had an expression that he didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and smiled: "It's not much. Before, we secretly mixed wine in the water we gave him, and it added up to five or six catties of pure water."

"..."

Yi Lin silently picked up a handful of melon seeds from the table next to her, and continued watching the play.

Li Erpang hiccupped and continued, "But one day, my wife turned into an egg."

"I thought my wife was gone."

"I have mixed emotions, happy and sad."

"What are you staring at? Do you think I dare not say anything? Hey, Fatty is afraid to say anything~ hiccup~ Who doesn't know that our Li family has always been dominated by men."

When Li Erpang said these words.

Li Kai took a sip of tea silently, watching his nose, nose and mouth, mouth and heart without saying a word.

"I was in a hurry at the time." Li Erpang talked about his mental journey in public: "But I thought, I thought a lot, a lot, a lot. Countless times before, when I was in danger, who stood in my way? In front of the Lord? It's Brother Su."

"Who fought side by side with Fatty during the countless monster spawns? It was Brother Su."

"Once, during our trial, we encountered something."

"We've all been poisoned, what the hell, I only found one antidote. I thought at the time, I'll let Brother Su detoxify, and pay back all the favors. I'm dead." Li Erpang was indignant Pointing at Su Xiaosu who was silent, Pingdi said, "But she is not authentic, she actually poured the antidote into my mouth."

"Another time," Li Erpang snapped another finger, "Lao Tzu and Brother Su were chased by thousands of ghosts. Fat Lord, I kicked Su Ge off the city wall and let Su Brother run first. I didn't expect Brother Su to kick a hole in the city wall and get in again, grandma, you really don't want Fat Lord me to be a hero once, right?"

Countless guests below roared with laughter.

"Fatty, I can no longer tell what is love and what is owed." Li Erpang wiped his eyes and grinned. This expression is ugly,

But very sincere: "When Brother Su turned into an egg, I made up my mind to die with her."

There are already some sentimental girls below who are secretly wiping tears.

Some male apostles booed, "You're not at a loss now!"

Among them, Xing Fei made the loudest booing: "Li Erpang, you are really punished!"

"A man who can be handcuffed!"

"Fat guy is awesome!"

"True love true love!"

"Pregnant in situ!"

Hearing the booing from below, Li Erpang laughed and said: "Today, Fatty, I am married! Everyone knows that our life is like licking blood on the edge of a knife, and it is precarious! So, Fatty, I am married today! It’s unrealistic to say that they will last forever and be together forever!”

"Fatty, I just say one thing, hiccup~ just one word! Su Xiaosu lives, I, Li Erpang live, Su Xiaosu dies, and I, Li Erpang, die!"

Su Xiaosu's clenched fist finally loosened.

Li Erpang was once reluctant and forced to go to base. But during this period of time, before Su Xiaosu transformed, Li Erpang untied his heart knot and saw through the world of mortals. Su Xiaosu also responded to Li Erpang's wish, which turned out to be a beautiful thing.

Yi Lin smiled silently, carefully appreciating the rare joy and warmth.

After the groom's speech, when it was time to offer tea, Su Zhe said with a straight face: "Are you sure you will be the one to decide?"

"Dad~"

Under the red hijab, Su Xiaosu calmly said in a baby voice: "I will try my best to make the decision."

Said, Su Xiaosu raised his fist.

Li Erpang just cared about being silly, and offered tea to Su Dae.

Su Zhe generously returned a red envelope, stuffed with a capped 500DP.

This is already his last possession, and it has almost been emptied.

The last stage is the hydrangea throwing stage.

Su Xiaosu held the hydrangea with his back to the crowd, ready to throw it out.

Although Li Erpang drank a lot, he was not drunk. He suddenly remembered that Su Xiaosu was no longer an ordinary human being, so he quickly reminded him in a low voice: "Daughter-in-law, take it easy, take it easy."

But before Li Erpang finished reminding, Su Xiaosu had already thrown Yi Lin's specially made hydrangea ball made of [rare level] prop cards into the sky.

call out--

The hydrangea made a sound like a rocket taking off, took off in a straight line, and turned into a small dot that was difficult to discern with the naked eye in the sunset.

"Huh? The hydrangea hasn't been thrown yet?"

Yi Lin was eating melon seeds, when she suddenly remembered this matter, she hurried away.

Thousands of people were inside and outside the fence, watching the live broadcast, staring at the sky, wanting to wait for the hydrangea, but they didn't expect to see the hydrangea after waiting for half a minute, probably because they were thrown out of the station by Su Xiaosu, so they could only helplessly Go to the next step and start to sit down.

For Li Su's wedding banquet, there were five hundred tables for the banquet alone, which was enough for the table.

All the old fritters present were seated according to the predetermined positions. Some people jumped high, some swayed silk, and each showed their special skills.

But before the banquet was full, Xu Anjing, who had the best eyes, suddenly pointed to the sky, excitedly saying, "The hydrangea has fallen!"

Thousands of people gasped in unison!

Leaving aside the implication of the hydrangea, it is said that there are dozens of pieces of rare equipment strung on the hydrangea, who would not snatch it!

Don't you be stupid!

"snort!"

Xing Fei had been waiting for a long time. He slapped his palms on the ground, stepped on a giant dragon made of mud, and rushed to the sky, taking priority in winning the air supremacy.

"Innocent!"

Wang Gebi smiled, and fired an air cannon in the direction of the hydrangea without saying a word. Anyway, [rare level] props cannot be destroyed before they are realized, so he doesn't care about that much.

"Look at me!"

Qian Duoduo raised his finger, and a huge [1 ton] weight pressed the hydrangea to the ground.

"Hehehe, come the sword!"

Li Changge had a calm smile on his lips. He had his hands behind his back, and he was wearing a suit without wind. He saw countless long swords flying back and forth in the air. The others couldn't tell whether the flying sword was real or not for a while, so they were all bluffed and quickly dodged.

All of a sudden, the apostles in the sky above Haiting City showed their abilities and frantically grabbed the hydrangea.

The apostles, who had no ability to fight in the air, could only watch helplessly as the lights and shadows in mid-air flew around, and their skills were blinded, and they couldn't tell the pain in their hearts.

Oda Mai was about to move on the seat, but in fact, she also wanted to grab the hydrangea.

But in her hands, there is no mercy in saying that once the knife is drawn, it will either be killed or injured, and it will be broken or disabled.

Finally, Oda Mai sighed with a cold face, dispelling the idea of ​​fighting.

But, I really want it...

"Slap!"

Pan Zhengyi was giggling all the time, the hydrangea shook for a long time in mid-air as if it was being drummed and passed around, and finally landed in front of Lao Pan inexplicably.

Xiao Chu'er, who had been keeping a close eye on Pan Zhengyi before the start of the hydrangea grabbing session, was suddenly stunned. A spider thread swayed into the air, and then stretched out to the hips, a spider web bound many people, and one of the spider threads choked the hydrangea and pulled it to the corner where she was.

"Hee hee hee, I know I'm a gambler, but I'm right! Do you know what it means to make a decision before acting? deal!"

Ouch my grass.

Ning You saw that Xiao Chuer, whom he was thinking of, had snatched the hydrangea ball, and quickly activated his ability, causing the ground to collapse. Those who were about to make a move immediately fell into the mud and couldn't move.

"Fuck, there's actually an inside response!"

"We have a traitor among us!"

"Damn it! Damn it!"

"I have a leg, I have a leg!"

"It's all done like this, do you think it can be done with one leg?"

After finding out that it was serious, but in fact there was no serious competition, Xiao Chu'er used her special ability to stand out and win the hydrangea ball.

But when she grabbed the hydrangea with a smile.

That specially made hydrangea stringed with dozens of rare cards...

It exploded.

A piece of red powder sprayed freely, blowing Xiao Chu'er's face.

finally.

After the chaos, thousands of people were finally able to eat.

They fought, and also avoided the wine table, and finally no one went through the wedding banquet hungry.

Xiao Chu'er's face was flushed, and she couldn't even wipe it off, so she could only wear this exaggerated makeup, sitting next to Ning You, eating and drinking to vent her hatred.

She didn't know that the hydrangea was specially made by President Yi Lin, she thought it was Li Erpang's prank, and secretly wrote it down.

In the future, whenever she gets a chance, she will definitely whisper in Su Xiaosu's ear, saying that Li Erpang is fine and harassing her in private chats, so that Su Xiaosu can beat that fat man to death.

There are thousands of people in the Apocalypse Guild, and half of them are drunk.

Yi Lin hid aside, the most sober. He noticed that even the secret work of other guilds seemed to have a lot of fun in today's wedding banquet, and it didn't look like a special work at all.

"This batch of meticulous work is not professional."

Yi Lin sighed, and in a festive atmosphere, she closed a magic book and returned to the snow mountain resident.

Walking in the snow, in the empty dormitory area, a beautiful figure, wearing a thin cotton padded jacket, quietly stretched out her hand to the moon, as if feeling the coolness of the moonlight.

Yi Lin was silent for a moment in the distance. Ling Yiyi, who was looking up at the sky, suddenly looked in the direction of Yi Lin, more than 20 meters away, and smiled:

"Did you have fun?"

I don't know if it's because of the coldness in the winter area that Yi Lin felt a faint chill in her heart.

"happy."

Yi Lin couldn't see anything on the surface, she chuckled, stepped forward, and stood side by side with Ling Yiyi.

The atmosphere fell into silence.

After Ling Yiyi finished asking, she continued to raise her head, squinting her eyes, feeling the twilight of the bright moon.

"How much can your eyes see now?"

Yi Lin had a gentle smile on her face, but behind Ling Yiyi's back, she shot like a knife and quickly cut to the back of Ling Yiyi's neck.

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