247. Stinky Tofu Incident (Fourth Update, Please Vote for Me)
When people are hungry, they will have a lot of negative emotions, and negativity, depression and other emotions will follow. This is because... Lu Shu can't make up any more.
"Just three copies. Do you want to give me a happy message?" Lu Shu urged.
"Yes! Make it cheaper!" Li Zimo gritted his teeth. He was really hungry now!
"48 yuan 5!"
"How come there are still zeros and fractions? 48!"
"make a deal!"
Lu Shu pretended to reach into his backpack and took out a piece of stinky tofu and handed it to Li Zimo. Li Zimo was shocked again: "Damn it, why is it so smelly?!"
"Look what you said," Lu Shu happily took the money from Li Zimo and stuffed it into Lu Xiaoyu's small backpack: "Can you call it stinky tofu if it doesn't stink?"
Lu Shu had more than 200 portions of stinky tofu in stock. At first, he was worried that the price might be too high and he might not be able to sell it, but it turned out that he was overly worried.
Although the asking price is 50, basically when someone sets the price, the average price is around 40 and they are sold.
Lu Shu sighed with emotion, Chinese people have good consumption habits, and the idea of making a poor family rich is deeply ingrained.
The idiom "poor family and rich road" means that you should be frugal when you are at home, but you should bring more money when you go out, and don't be reluctant to buy stinky tofu.
More than two hundred copies were sold out in less than an hour. Lu Shu was already excited. If he was stuck in traffic for two more days, wouldn't he be able to make a fortune selling stinky tofu in a matter of seconds?
As a result, he had just smoked 400 servings of stinky tofu, and accumulated 8 Qihai Fruits. Lu Xiaoyu sneaked over and pulled Lu Shu's cuffs before leaving. Lu Shu asked curiously: "What's going on, this business?" It’s easy to be a thief.”
Lu Xiaoyu handed his domestic magic machine to Lu Shu, and a post on the foundation forum was open on it. The title was: Stuck on the Qingzhou Huanhu Highway, who can tell me what happened ahead?
Lu Shu was stunned for a moment. This post was quite normal. No one below knew what happened. Those who knew about it were either keeping a close eye on it, or they were under discipline and could not tell anyone.
As a result, when he saw the fourteenth floor, he felt something was wrong. A contestant with the ID name 'Master Zimo' replied: "I was also stuck in traffic on the road around the lake. I just met a stinky tofu seller. It’s the same as those selling movies. A portion of stinky tofu costs 50 yuan, and there are only 3 servings in total. I would never buy it if I wasn’t hungry! It’s too dark!”
Lu Shu thought to himself, wasn't he talking about... himself? !
Continuing to read on, as soon as this 'Lord Zimo' replied, someone immediately stood up: "Oh, let's go, brotherly fate, I was also stabbed by him, three copies in total, two of them are ours We both bought them, do you think it was fate? This product is indeed too dark, but the stinky tofu tastes pretty good, which is beyond my expectation..."
Lu Shu took a breath of air. He suddenly had a bad feeling.
Looking further down, someone immediately jumped out again: "Haha, I'm the one who bought the third copy. The three of us are really brothers and sisters with the same disease!"
Immediately afterwards, someone else replied: "Then...which copy did I buy..."
"I bought it too..."
"I negotiated the price and got it to 38.5 yuan, and there is no one left who has the exact price... Didn't I say there are only three copies..."
"Brothers upstairs are so funny, I bought three copies by myself..."
Lord Zimo replied: "Wait a minute, let me figure it out..."
"The negative emotion value from Li Zimo, +299!"
There are only three copies of this. The complete and complete style is obviously suitable for the top one. The characteristics are extremely obvious!
Just counting, there are more than three copies sold, there are 300 copies! Of course, some replies are obviously just for fun...
This is... how many people have been killed...
Lu Shu rubbed his forehead, and the negative emotion value in the background record kept rising... Although this is a good thing, stinky tofu can no longer be sold!
Suddenly, a new post has been opened in the forum: Looking for the mysterious man selling stinky tofu on the road around the lake!
What the heck, Lu Shu quickly found an angle where no one could see him and took off all the disguises on his body. This group of people are so idle. Why don’t they just eat your stinky tofu? What are you going to discuss on the forum? Woolen cloth.
Hey, Lu Shu's eyes lit up, hadn't he always wanted to be a familiar face on the foundation forum, wasn't now a good opportunity? If more people pay attention to me in the future, won't the negative emotions explode every minute?
Anyway, no one can recognize him now that he has changed his attire, and his account on the foundation forum was specially registered with a new card, so he has no worries. He directly replied to the post looking for him: "I am! "
After Lu Shu finished posting, he proudly held Lu Xiaoyu's little hand and walked back, thinking that he would definitely explode this time and become an Internet celebrity in minutes!
As a result, he looked at his phone again, and his replies were filled with "It's me", "Me too", "It must be me", "I know who bought the stinky tofu, it's the cousin of my seventh uncle's grandson" Replies like Brother!"...
Lu Shu took a breath of air, I really underestimated you...
Is this all fake? ! Can I still become an Internet celebrity smoothly? Is it so difficult to teach you some principles of life?
However, at this moment, Lu Shu suddenly saw a commotion behind him. He was a little confused and just stood quietly holding Lu Xiaoyu.
Many people came out of the car to see what was going on. Seeing this, Lu Shu quickly protected Lu Xiaoyu to prevent the crowd from crowding them apart.
Within a few minutes, Lu Shu saw soldiers running quickly along the road around the lake carrying mineral water, biscuits, instant noodles, medical kits and other supplies, and then distributed these supplies to everyone.
There were many soldiers coming, but because vehicles could not drive in, they had to carry mineral water and biscuits one by one on their shoulders, spreading for several kilometers.
The temperature in Qingzhou is a bit cool even on summer nights, but even so, these soldiers soon started to sweat profusely.
Many car owners hurriedly thanked them, but the other party said no thank you and quickly went back to work.
Some car owners were in poor health and even showed symptoms of illness. As a result, a soldier picked up the person and ran away without saying a word.
Lu Shu held Lu Xiaoyu's little hand: "Let's go, we won't sell stinky tofu anymore...well, we can't sell it either."
"Lu Shu, why are they so eager to help others?" Lu Xiaoyu asked curiously.
"Because...faith?" Lu Shu was not sure either.
"Will you be like them in the future?" Lu Xiaoyu asked.
"Probably not, I'm not that selfless..." Lu Shu shook his head, but after pondering for a long time, Lu Shu added: "But I will help them fight and so on."