Ninety-Eight, the Power of Deadpool Is Frightening
"Hey, the cutie is putting on his headgear again to perform a simple act of justice for love, but does that damn big chimpanzee always choose such wonderful times to trade? Huh?"
In a dim, cluttered and dilapidated apartment, a guy in a red and black tights threw down a dart in boredom, and after he calculated a photo of a young man, he murmured: "Is this group of people Don't mafia guys have sex? Huh? Don't they worry about a guy at home holding their girlfriend's head while they're out on errands... oh...gosh, sorry."
The man jumped off the sofa and picked up the headgear on the table: "I almost forgot that this group of guys can't possibly have girlfriends... oh shit."
He stood in front of the mirror, took a good look at his own face, couldn't help touching the mirror and wrote down: "Well... you are so cute."
"Aha, well, forget it, the time is up." The man whistled rashly, picked up two samurai swords on the table and stabbed them behind his back: "Let me go to the destination to stay first, and see what is happening today." The one that will be inserted into the pi's eye by the lovely me is..."
He opened the door, and the frivolous voice stopped abruptly—a boy about fifteen or sixteen years old was standing in front of the door.
"Wait, boy?" Deadpool tilted his head: "Could it be that the way I opened the door was wrong? Why is there a man standing outside the door of a residence like mine that makes people can't help but want to tear his clothes?" ... I remember that I have never ordered a takeaway service ... especially if it is of the same sex?"
"..." The black line on Lim's exposed head jumped.
"Hey, little guy, why don't you talk." Deadpool hugged his chest and squeezed his chin with one hand: "Golden eyes and blue hair, well, I think you should be a mutant? So what are you doing here? Want me to sign?"
"I don't think it should be... Then you are- oh oh oh oh!!!!"
Limulu couldn't bear it anymore, his hand turned into an afterimage and stabbed forward, aiming at the opponent's little baby!
All of a sudden, the sword blade directly pierced the opponent's ass from the opponent's little baby—this made the opponent pause before he finished speaking, his eyes and face covered by the hood protruded forward, and his hands reflexively wanted to cover Living with my own little baby, the whole person is not well.
But even so, Rimuru didn't succeed in shutting him up: "Oh well... I think I understand what you're here for... oh damn Jinpin...so you plugged it in ?Did you really go in? Well, well, that's crap...but why did you go in and I didn't feel it?!"
Before he finished speaking, Deadpool pulled out the alloy samurai sword on his back with one hand in an instant, pierced into Limuru's chest from behind with a whoosh sound, and pierced into his own chest, piercing through a string.
"Hiss... that's what makes it exciting... It's a pity, little guy, to be honest, I'm not very interested in getting into a boy's body... Well, neither are girls, don't get me wrong."
"To be honest, I really don't want to do anything to the child, but since you inserted it first, there is really nothing I can do... Well, well, I think I have another reason to deal with Jin... Huh? "
The words kept pushing Deadpool as if his mouth was always faster than his reaction, because he didn't see Lim who had been stabbed through the heart until he finished speaking a few sentences and was about to draw the knife. Not only did Lu not fall down, but she looked at herself with despair, and those eyes were full of disgust.
Um? That's right, it's just dislike... Oh, how is this possible, how could someone dislike the cute little bitch? !
So, Deadpool let out a light snort, pulled out his samurai sword without hesitation, and then quickly stabbed him a few more times.
Puff puff puff...
"Have you poked enough?" Limulu asked with black lines on her head, forcibly holding back her temper.
"Hmm... wait, I need to calm down, or I'm still in a dream..."
"Bang!" Deadpool was kicked out by Limulu,
After tumbling and crawling a few times, he broke through a wall of this broken apartment and fell into the messy storage room in his apartment: "Okay, damn it, it really hurts... that is to say I'm not dreaming... That means Jin Bin's brain has opened up? Well, found a mutant who is similar to me to deal with me? Oh! The answer is correct, you are so smart, baby."
He tried to stand up, rubbed his body, and looked at Limulu who walked directly into the room and walked towards him frowning: "But it doesn't seem like a good answer...Huh?!"
"Let's talk, Deadpool."
Limuru walked up to Deadpool, raised his eyebrows and said.
"Talk? Of course, I like to chat!" Deadpool jumped up and took two knives and slashed at Limulu's head while talking: "Especially chatting with dead people... Hey, don't get me wrong, I Not necrophilia."
Well...Looking at Deadpool who jumped up again, Limuru understood a truth.
If you don't convince him, I'm afraid it's mostly because you don't want this guy to talk honestly.
So Limulu spread his hands, and when the two blades were instantly condensed in the air with the magical light effect, he tilted his head and raised his hand to block the opponent's blade.
"Oh, what a handsome weapon, how did you do it!" Deadpool was startled, and quickly asked, "Where did you buy it, and how much money do you need?!"
Due to her confidence in her swordsmanship and because she didn't want to attract the attention of the relevant departments, Limulu didn't use other abilities. Split the sofa, you cut off my arm, I cut your intestines...
Under the reason that both parties can heal themselves quickly, Limulu did not expect that the other party would fight him back and forth, especially when the whole room was filled with blood and internal organs, the chattering of the other party still did not end, and even worsened. Intensified look.
"Hey, you know what? When I was your age, I was peeking up girls' skirts at school..."
"Little guy, you come to me at this time, so it's possible that you don't have a girlfriend? That's a pity, isn't it? Hey! Don't poke my ass!"
"Oh, don't you want to talk? Strange, why don't you talk~?"
"Shut up!!" Limulu raised his head and shouted suddenly, at the same time, the sharp blade in his hand aimed at the opponent's little baby again, with a puff.
This time, Limuru turned the handle of the knife with good intentions.
With a sound of Duang, Deadpool took two steps back, the knife in both hands fell to the ground, and let out a loud hiss while clutching his crotch: "Oh~~~ Isn't it? Come again? You bastard...is there something? A special hobby!"
"I don't really like talking in battle." Limulu saw him throwing away all his weapons, thinking that the other party finally realized that he couldn't kill him and was about to give up, so he replied with a dark face: "Now, shut your mouth, listen to me--"
"You may not believe it, but I didn't like talking before—because" Deadpool sighed, lowered his head with a heavy face, but at the next moment, he suddenly pulled out a fist from behind the place where he was covering his crotch. The samurai sword suddenly slashed at Limuru: "Aha~ I lied to you~"
At that moment, all he saw was that Limuru's body turned into a viscous liquid, and with a swish sound, infinitely sharp transparent water thorns erupted like a hedgehog, directly piercing him into a sieve and nailing him to the wall with a bang. On: "Oh...this is really bad..."
"Okay... little guy, let's talk... but it's not because I can't beat you, frankly, if it weren't for the minor protection law... I would have stuck your head in your ass, oh ...Don't do it, well, I admit that you won...so what is Jin Bin looking for you to do?!"
Dozens of translucent sharp water jets firmly inserted his limbs and body on the wall. Deadpool tried to move his body, but found that the only thing that could move was the back of his head. Now, how much did that guy spend to invite you here? Huh? That damned guy would rather spend a lot of money to find you than give me a little money for mental damage?!"
"I need you to reconcile with Kim, Deadpool." Limulu cut to the chase.
"What? Reconciliation?!" Deadpool tilted his head and shouted immediately: "Oh, my God, this is impossible! Let me tell you, unless that damn guy comes to me, kneels in front of me and licks me It’s a big stick, otherwise I will definitely not accept it..."
"...If you talk like that again, believe it or not, this will make your big stick disappear?!" Limulu had a headache, and to be honest, he regretted it a little now, or just kill him, Limulu really I'm afraid that if Deadpool speaks a few more words, it will attract the legendary beast river crab.
However, Limuru's threat seemed to be quite useful. When Limuru said this, Deadpool unexpectedly shut up decisively. He lowered his head in dejection and said, "Hey baby, people can't , at least shouldn’t, isn’t it? How can you threaten a handsome, sunny and cute little bitch in such a cruel way?”
As he spoke, he tried his best to straighten his crotch, and Limulu couldn't help covering his eyes when he saw it.
He felt he was right not to bring his own players.
Otherwise, the team members might not be able to bear it and go berserk, directly killing the opponent with dirty eyes...
If it weren't for knowing that Deadpool is kind by nature, except that he is a little less human, full of criticism, a little violent and despicable, likes sneak attacks, does things a little darker, likes black and black, fishing and law enforcement... he is really... okay ...seems like this guy really looks like shit.
But, let’s talk about it, be sensible, and let’s talk about it!
Deadpool, at least so far, has not killed an innocent person, and even Deadpool likes to sneak attacks in order not to hurt passers-by as much as possible. He is very annoying, and often mocks other superheroes who throw cars at every turn, regardless of the lives of ordinary people. way of fighting.
Xiao Jianjian thinks that there are only two things he likes in his life, one is money, and the other is applauding for love.
Xiao Jianjian has set at least five different ways of playing for himself in a year to deal with five different festivals. At the same time, every ten sentences in Xiao Jianjian's words have at least one carrying point... Well, this is also why he is not flattering. One of my favorite places is also one of my favorite places.
This is a very charismatic anti-hero, but only if you are not his enemy and friend.
Rimuru has now deeply experienced the... pain of those who have been with Deadpool.
Seeing that Limuru kept staring at his crotch and remained silent, Deadpool became a little anxious: "Hey dear, well, I was joking just now, in fact, even if you tie Jin Bing and press it on my crotch, I will Can't accept..."
"Five times the employment fee compensation."
Listening to the different titles that the other party carried every time he spoke, Li Mulu's face darkened, and he interrupted the other party's words, lest the other party say something shocking to the world.
"Um?!"
"Hey..." Limulu sighed, and said, "This year should be your first year as a mercenary in New York, right? Although you have a lot of orders, you don't seem to be very famous?"
"You bite the gold and don't let it go, it's just a good excuse to fight crime, and it can also let you earn extra money by the way, and at the same time establish your reputation as a mercenary and an image that you can't mess with... But, you don't Think the chosen target is a little too much?"
"I know that the other party has actually given you the employment fee, right? It's just that what the other party has done makes you unbearable..." Li Mulu tapped casually, and a virtual screen full of technological sense appeared instantly. It was the information that Zhang Yutong found through hacking techniques. It was the picture of the hirer who was killed by Deadpool excitedly killing the girl with money.
Although Deadpool is lustful and also plays SM, he can't bear things that really hurt women.
"Anyway, there are as many reasons to kill a criminal, how about another one? Or, I can also help you forge a commission certificate, but the premise is that it won't interfere with the guy I need."
Jin Bing's underworld empire has millions of people in the entire United States. Even if Deadpool kills every day, he can't kill them all. Therefore, Limulu doesn't care if the other party finds trouble with criminals. He only cares that the other party does not go to Jin Bin. And in itself, breaking this order is enough.
In fact, most of the villains killed by Deadpool are not high-level cadres, and the crimes of high-level cadres have basically broken away from low-level crimes that hurt others, because this kind of high-level crime may kill a family or even dozens of people in one sentence. Well... But at least they don't look as cruel as killing people. They often destroy more people's lives by manipulating the economy, defrauding, and drug trafficking.
These people are indeed more damnable, so Limuru doesn't want to care about them.
"Hmm... I don't understand what you're talking about." Deadpool was nailed to the wall, his tone still full of frivolity and indifference: "But if you think I'm a good person, then I can only reluctantly admit it, but……"
"Oh? Need to pay more?"
"Hmm... You see, I've worked hard for so many days and killed so many people..."
"???" A big question mark appeared on Limulu's head: "You killed so many of us, and you want more money?!"
"Okay, ten times the employment fee compensation, it's your reward for your contribution to mankind."
Limulu, who just wanted to end it as soon as possible and didn't want to talk to Deadpool for a second, didn't bother to care about it, anyway, it wasn't his money.
At this time, if Jin Bin was here, his entire face would probably turn into a question mark.
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