Chapter 145 Is Your IQ Feeding the Curly Baboon? (Happy New Year's Eve)

Apparition courses, not Hogwarts electives.

It is run by the Apparition Test Centre, a division of the Ministry of Magic's Transportation Division.

The center also sends instructors to Hogwarts to teach students about Apparition and Apparition.

As for why it is not taught by teachers at Hogwarts, the reason is very simple:

The school does not charge tuition!

Not only does not charge tuition fees, the Ministry of Magic has to allocate a large amount of education to Hogwarts every year.

Otherwise, the educational level of Hogwarts is not high in the ranking of many magic schools, and it has to be dropped a few places.

That's right, Hogwarts pulls the crotch like that!

And after Apparition is opened by the Ministry of Magic, the Ministry can collect money in an open and honest way and return a wave of blood.

Course prices even go as high as twelve Galleons.

It doesn't seem like much, but think about it...it's more expensive than a wand.

In the past, the Weasleys struggled to even buy a new wand for Ron, and there was a record of only a pitiful one Galleon in the vault.

The twins wanted to start a business with William in the first grade, but they were forced to do nothing by poverty.

So such a price, for a poor family, is of course a luxury.

In addition, the examination is very strict, even if one hair falls, it will be judged as a failure.

Therefore, Apparition is an exam that can repeatedly cut leeks, and naturally cannot be taught by schools for free.

The Ministry of Magic has also set strict laws in order to increase the intensity of vegetable cutting.

Apparitions without a license are subject to heavy penalties, similar to driving without a license.

"Drunk illusion" and "alcoholic illusion" are also fined if caught, and also subject to discretionary imprisonment depending on whether the circumstances are serious.

Apparating with multiple people is a privately charged operation, and once found, it will also be fined.

If there is a split phenomenon, the Ministry of Magic will also be charged for helping to restore it, and points will be deducted.

If the deduction reaches a certain level, the Apparition certificate will be revoked.

This also breeds the prosperity of the black market.

You can often see small advertisements in front of the Apparition Test Center:

Low-cost help points, 13 Galleons per point;

High-priced acquisition points, thirteen cents per cent.

That's right, it's so dark, it's exactly the same as driving a driver's license!

However, Apparition is obviously such an important income, and the teachers who teach it often cannot come to Hogwarts because of "sickness".

After all, no matter how they charge, they can only get that dead salary.

Our country...cough cough, employees of the Ministry and Enterprise, isn't it a good thing to be a bastard who eats and waits to die?

But it was a shock to the students.

William, as a professor who has not yet obtained a certificate, came to teach this group of students... This is like letting someone without a driver's license go to a driving school to be a coach!

Too outrageous, right?

Well... William didn't have a certificate, but he didn't panic at all.

He is a veteran driver with rich "driving experience" and has taught many people to Apparate.

If you don't believe me, ask Hermione, how is William's technology?

She feels it!

As time arrives,

The school also quickly dispelled the magic within the school.

In Hogwarts, Apparition and Displacement are impossible. For the teaching of the course, Dumbledore will revoke the magic and lift this restriction for one hour.

"Everyone stand up and leave five feet of space in front of them." Professor McGonagall's voice sounded in the auditorium.

There was chaos in the auditorium, and students began to spread out, or bump into each other, calling others out of their territory.

The professors walked among the students, helping them line up and mediate disputes.

Professor McGonagall waved his wand, and a wooden circle immediately appeared on the ground in front of each student.

William, as Professor Flitwick's tool man, also began to teach Ravenclaw students.

"The most important thing when Apparating is to remember the three Ds!" he said. "The goal, the determination, and the calm!"

William is 3D theory as soon as he opens his mouth, which is extremely professional.

As he walked, he said to the Ravenclaw students:

"Be focused and allow yourself to be one with nature.

Also imagine that there is a black hole in front of you, and you are going into it.

As the great magical astronomy expert Hawking said:

Even black holes are places I want to explore all my life.

Must have this determination! "

William looked around and said loudly:

"It's hard, of course, but the magical biologist Darwin said:

Two different objects collided many times and erupted their respective heterogeneous energies, and the channel was opened.

When you can easily enter the black hole, you should understand that it is not that you are powerful, but that you have fully broadened the path there.

In this way, you have mastered Apparition... it's that simple. "

William got caught up in the magic hole theory again, teaching everyone how to Apparate in a series of philosophical words.

William stepped forward, opened his arms, twirled gently on the spot, disappeared in the swirling robe, and then appeared at the back of the auditorium.

The students all clapped.

William said it was easy, but it was hard to learn.

Everyone was surreptitiously looking around to see if everyone was staring at the wooden circle, and then doing what was asked.

Many people stared at the gray circular ground in the wooden circle, trying not to think about other things.

Marietta stared hard at her wooden circle, spinning in place, losing her balance and nearly falling.

She wasn't the only one, the auditorium was suddenly filled with wobbly people.

Qiu He jumped into the wooden circle in front of him like a great dancer, and was excited for a moment.

how?

Did I get it right the first time?

It seems that my recent special training with Cedric has really worked!

Professor McGonagall also turned on severe mode, constantly correcting the problems of the little lions.

Silly Badgers are generally slow learners, but Professor Sprout showed her patience.

If these three teachers can still explain, Professor Snape will fully let everyone know what a master of Yin and Yang is.

Elena Kaslina twirled gracefully, trying to stretch her body, her chest like an Amazonian plain.

Although it was the first time to perform Apparition, she knew that she would definitely succeed!

That's right, talent doesn't allow her to keep a low profile.

After two and a half turns, Armstrong spun up... Elena was dazed, and hit her forward with a rocket headbutt.

When she bumped into Snape, she looked up in horror, not expecting the professor to give her a smile.

Elena was about to protect the professor's smile when Snape sneered:

"Have your IQ been thrown into the forests of Albania and fed to curly baboons?!"

"..."

When Maca McClain spun around and lay down, Snape walked over again and said with a yin and yang:

"Are you here on vacation? Would you like me to get you a recliner?"

"..."

Alan Harris let out a terrible scream, and everyone turned around in horror. It turned out that he had split.

The body swayed in the wooden circle, but the left leg remained in place five feet away.

Snape hurried over and said angrily, "Idiot, are you really not afraid of death?"

Watching Aaron dodging his wand nervously, Snape roared again:

"What are you afraid of, it's me who should be afraid!"

Looking at Snape, who was spraying five times a second, William suddenly remembered the coach at the driving school in his previous life.

Once, when William was learning to drive, the coach who was sitting in the co-pilot made him hit and kill someone on the side of the road.

William said he didn't dare, and the coach spit and roared:

"Then why don't you fucking stop braking!"

Later, William passed by the driving school and heard that the coach made a wheelchair.

When a student was sprayed, his mentality collapsed, and then when he stepped on the brakes, he stepped on the accelerator...

By the way, the book-chasing app I'm using recently, caches and reads books, and reads aloud offline!

One black one, if Professor Snape goes on like this, he doesn't need to be a Defense Against the Dark Arts professor... The others are gone.

Umbridge wandered around, and after staring behind several students for a while, he slowly walked towards the school hospital.

Many injured students are being treated by Madam Pomfrey.

Madam Pomfrey kept muttering, thinking that the Academy shouldn't teach such a dangerous course as Apparition.

Umbridge walked towards a separate ward where Marietta was lying.

Umbridge walked over, grabbed Marietta's hand, and smiled, "How is the child thinking?"

Marietta covered her face with the quilt in fear.

"Have you received your mother's letter?" Umbridge didn't care, just smiled sweetly:

"Your mother, Mrs Akemore, is a clerk in the Floo Network Authority of the Department of Magical Transport.

As long as you are obedient, she will be promoted next month. If you don't obey..."

Marietta cowered on the bed, her lips trembling, and she said with a sob, "I promise you."

Umbridge smiled contentedly.

done!

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(Ask for recommended tickets and monthly tickets, everyone.

Happy New Year's Eve everyone!

Thanks for the rewards of "The Wall is Not Separated", "Lonely Snow A745", and "Feng Ling 15". )

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