Chapter 1: It's All the Box Lunch's Cause
Chapter 1 It's all the box lunch's fault
"Sorry, what we need here are graduate students."
"Sorry, I'm sorry for you, do you know English? What? You don't have CET-4. Very good, turn left when you go out, please exit our company through the back door."
"Just graduated? No work experience? Sorry, we need two years of work experience."
Classmate Qin Chao came out of the nth interview company with a dejected expression on his face, wandering around the pedestrian street like a walking dead. It was already late at night, and he ran for a whole day, but without exception, he was rejected by various companies.
Speaking of which, this guy is indeed very tragic. When he was just born, he was even called Qin Shou.
His father meant that everything should be endured, and his name was forcibly changed to Qin Chao by his mother until he graduated from elementary school. Because she doesn't like people always calling her that, Qin Shou's mother.
After studying in a third-rate college for four years, Qin Chao, who just graduated, ran into walls everywhere, and couldn't even find a suitable job.
After he graduated, he stayed in Sunan City, far away from home. Qin Chao, who had accomplished nothing, didn't want to go home and took over his father's small mobile phone business.
"Heaven, give me a job!" Qin Chao wailed at the dark street lamp, and the windows of the surrounding residents who were completely dark suddenly lit up.
"Who is this tmd, the big night is called Chun!"
"Where is the wild dog, go home and call!"
"Don't let people sleep at night, eat the old lady's footwashing water!"
As soon as these words fell, there was a clatter, and the poor Qin Chao's children's shoes were already wet all over. For his grandma, it's autumn now, this splash of water makes Qin Chao feel as happy as if he went to the North Pole.
Especially the smell of the footwashing water... Damn it, this guy hasn't washed his feet for at least half a month.
"Who is this? He is immoral!" Qin Chao, who was wet and smelly, was suddenly furious. At the same time as he was yelling, a pitch-black vase flew out of an unknown window, and slammed on Qin Chao's head.
As if someone had slapped a heavy stick, Qin Chao's eyes went dark, he clutched his bloody head, and fell limply to the ground. But at this time, a puff of black smoke suddenly flew out from the broken vase, and it all got into Qin Chao's body.
"Oh, the Song Dynasty vase I found in the antique market!" At this time, on the tall building, an old man grabbed his naughty little grandson and beat his ass hard.
"I was imprisoned by the stinky Taoist priests for more than a thousand years, and I finally returned... This man turned out to be a natural demon body! Hahaha, my Rhodes' day has come. Stinky Taoist priests, just wait, I will be back soon." Take revenge on you!"
Looking downstairs again, Qin Chao was talking to himself, and then slowly got up from the ground.
At this time, a faint green light emerged from his eyes, which looked very strange in this dark night, like a ghost from hell. Just as he was about to slaughter and use the souls of the dead to replenish energy, a white light suddenly flew in the sky.
"It's not good...it's from the Shu Sect...I've just been resurrected, and my consciousness is unstable, so I'd better hide for a second." Qin Chao sniffed, the green light in his eyes dissipated immediately, and his body softened again. , fell to the ground.
And in the sky, there is a woman covered in white robes, that woman is as beautiful as a fairy, with a sword under her feet, wandering in the night sky for a week.
"It's strange, I can clearly feel the breath of that demon god Rhodes around here..." The woman frowned and said, "If the old demon god Rhodes is born, it will definitely cause a bloody storm... No, I have to hurry up Report to the master."
After the voice fell, the woman pinched a sword art, turned into a shooting star, and disappeared into the night.
When the woman left, Qin Chao woke up again flickeringly.
"Damn it, it hurts me to death." This guy seemed to have regained his consciousness, and he rubbed his head and got up. Unexpectedly, after touching around, he couldn't touch his own wound.
"Strange, could it be that my head is made of iron?" Qin Chao glanced at the broken vase on the ground, muttered to himself, and touched his growling belly, "It doesn't matter, let's find a place to fill it up first. Let's talk about the stomach."
Qin Chao was ashamed, and walked step by step to the kennel where he lived.
After he graduated, he had been in Sunan City for four or five months. In order not to worry his family, he has already told his family that he has a good job. Therefore, Qin Chao's parents resolutely cut off the military rations for him.
If he couldn't find a job again, within three days, Qin Chao would starve to death on the street. Even his rent has been in arrears for half a month, and the landlord asks him for money every day. For this reason, Qin Chao mortgaged his only notebook.
Life is like this, why not wipe your neck with a knife and forget it.
In the middle of the night, Qin Chao's stomach growled uncontrollably. He had no choice but to stop by and buy the cheapest lunch box, find a random park, sit on a bench and enjoy his sumptuous dinner.
At this time, in Qin Chao's ears, some melodious voices suddenly came intermittently. This kind of harmonious voice only appeared in certain Japanese love action movies.
Qin Chao suddenly understood that he found a random place, and it turned out to be the legendary holy place for rendezvous. This guy remembered that he was alone, and couldn't help but let out a long sigh, holding a box of lunch in his hand, feeling even more lonely.
At this moment, a stylishly dressed couple walked up to him hugging each other.
"Brother, to save face, can you give us this place?" The man with gold-rimmed glasses and a suit and leather shoes looked like a rich second generation. And the woman in his arms, although she is pretty, why is she looking at him with contempt in her eyes.
Qin Chao quickly understood, obviously, he looked down on our shabby street stall.
Before Qin Chao could speak, the man with glasses smiled when he saw the lunch box in his hand.
"I said buddy, you don't want to eat this. Looking at your outfit, you look like an unemployed young man, right? No car, no house, no girlfriend? Otherwise, you can't just have two vegetarian dishes for a box lunch. Young people, you need to make up for it." Make up your body, I'll give you one hundred, KFC McDonald's, what do you like to eat, eat until you vomit, how about it?"
After finishing speaking, the man curled his lips, took out a piece of red paper from his wallet, and threw it on Qin Chao's lap.
"That's right, it's only one hundred yuan. If you don't like it, I'll give you another two hundred. Anyway, my man has nothing else, so he has money." The woman twisted her waist and said, while pulling out the money from her "man" wallet. Two big red papers come.
Qin Chao was so depressed, he pushed away the big red paper on his body, and stood up with the lunch box.
"You keep the money to buy condoms."
With that said, he was about to leave. And at this time, a black shadow suddenly appeared behind him.
"Husband, where are you?"
"husband?"
Qin Chao was a little dazed, he turned his head away, his eyes suddenly brightened.
Beauty!
Absolutely super invincible beauty!
Under that beauty's red hair was a small oval face that was extremely standard. Her eyes are so big that they are a bit blue. I don't know if they are wearing colored contact lenses or they are of mixed race. On her cute nose is a pair of thin-rimmed glasses, which adds to her elegant beauty. Her small mouth is very sexy, so sexy that Qin Chao couldn't help but go up and take a bite.
Her figure is also extremely standard, and Qin Chao couldn't help but drool even after being touched by that stalwart chest. According to visual inspection, this chest definitely has a D+, it can be called a murder weapon in the world!
Looking down, the woman's white and tender thighs stimulated Qin Chao's senses even more. He wanted to hug those thighs and carry them on his shoulders...
"You, what do you call me?" Qin Chao was dumbfounded. Such a tragic beauty could have a relationship with me, Qin Chao.
He just held the lunch box and stared straight at the beautiful woman.
"Oh, dear, don't make jokes." The beauty stuck up and rubbed against Qin Chao's arms. Qin Chao even felt the softness of the beauty's chest.
"I'm just a husband like you, who else can I talk about except you."
The foreheads of the two complacent lovers next to her were almost green, especially the woman, when she saw that this peerless beauty who could hold her up to eight times turned out to be the poor boy's wife, she was about to vomit blood with hatred.
And that rich second generation's eyes were shiny green, and although his face was stinky, there was a hint of lust in his eyes.
Good sign girls... Such a beauty rides on the crotch... Or occasionally used to play with a man-wife, it is also very delicious...
In his eyes, there is no beauty that money cannot afford.
"Beauty, my name is Yang Shu, the chairman of Yang's Building Materials Group. If you want to do me a favor, I'll invite you to a French restaurant for a feast."
"Who cares about it!" The beauty gave him a look back, and immediately made the chairman of Yangshu unable to get off the stage, "Husband, give me your box lunch, I'm hungry."
After finishing speaking, he snatched the lunch box from Qin Chao's hand.
"Don't run!"
"Damn it, where's that stinky bitch!" At this moment, a few hideous-looking hooligans came out of the woods, and their eyes lit up when they saw the beauty.
"It's her, grab her! Damn, dare to hit me."
A man with dyed golden hair touched a slap mark on his face and said angrily.
When the rich second generation saw this, he ran away. His girlfriend also panicked and ran after her boyfriend.
And that beauty immediately leaned against Qin Chao's arms, and said timidly: "Honey, they are the ones who bully me!"
"This person is your husband?" Those hooligans immediately saw Qin Chao, with a hint of ferocity on the corners of their mouths.
"It's better if it's your husband, bitch, see how I can beat you in front of your husband!" A rogue cursed unbearably, and rushed over.
Qin Chao was shocked, he pushed the beauty away, and desperately, like a wild donkey butcher, he rammed headlong at the hooligan.
"Damn it, how dare you fight back!" The little rascal took out a bicycle chain lock from his bosom, and threw it at Qin Chao.
A first-time otaku in the Qin Dynasty, how could he know how to fight. The trick of the wild donkey hitting people just now was nothing more than a burst of courage. The hooligan's chains were instantly drawn across his face.
"Ah!" The beauty behind was startled and shouted in panic. She immediately threw the boxed lunch in her hand at the little hooligan who wanted to continue beating Qin Chao, the rice and leeks all over the sky made the little hooligan retreat a few steps cursing.
At this time, half of Qin Chao's face was in hot pain, and soon he lost consciousness due to numbness.
He stretched out his hand to touch it, and immediately felt blood on his hand.
"Blood..." Qin Chao's body trembled as if he had been spattered with chicken blood. Something in his body seemed to be awakened by the blood, and a strong desire to kill filled his heart.
The hooligan was also taken aback by the sudden murderous Qin Chao, his heart beat hard twice, and he could not help but tighten his grip on the car lock.
"Male Gobi, pretending to be Stallone with me!" He said, and then he swung the car lock again and smashed it at Qin Chao's head.
"Go to hell!" The stimulation of blood made Qin Chao's blood boil at this moment, he stretched out his hand and grabbed the flying car lock. At the same time, the other hand grabbed the hooligan by the neck and pushed him to the ground. In the end, he kicked up and stomped heavily on his chest, making him pass out from suffocation.
How could Qin Chao know how to fight? In these few blows, he brought down that bastard entirely with a burst of brute force and blood.
And at this time the second person also rushed over, holding a brick in his hand, and slapped Qin Chao's head.
With a bang, the brick shattered into several pieces. Qin Chao's soul was trembling with pain, but in the eyes of that rascal, Qin Chao was covered in blood, with green eyes, staring at himself.
The hooligan couldn't help trembling, as if he was being stared at by a wild animal.
"Go to hell..." Qin Chao flew another punch and hit the man on the chin. He clearly heard the sound of bones breaking, and the hooligan had already fallen to the ground.
The remaining yellow hair, seeing this scene, already felt a little unsteady. At this moment, Qin Chao's face was covered with blood, his eyes were red, like a ghost emerging from hell.
"Killer!" The hooligan yelled hysterically at the end, and Sa Yazi ran away without a trace.
"Hehe, I finally beat them away..."
At this time, Qin Chao's sudden divine power receded like a tide, making his whole body go limp, and he sat down on the ground.
Qin Chao's headache was about to split, and he cried again and again. Although he beat those hooligans away, at this time, a bigger crisis surrounded himself. An evil laugh echoed in his ears.
"You go to die... You are dead, this boy's demon body belongs to me..." The voice became louder and louder, making Qin Chao feel sick and want to vomit.
Imagine if many people are in your ear, shouting non-stop, soon, you will also have this feeling of vomiting.
At this moment, the beautiful woman who had just been rescued by him came over and patted him on the shoulder lightly.
"My name is Su Ji, thank you for saving me..."
The beauty herself didn't know that when she touched Qin Chao, the Buddhist beads on her wrist lit up. Then, a warm force spread all over Qin Chao's body. This guy let out a comfortable sigh, like the excitement after an orgasm.
And the howling sound seemed to be suppressed by the power of the Buddha beads. At this time, Qin Chao's consciousness started to fight back, his soul seemed to be entangled with another black shadow, and then shouted in his mind, tearing that black shadow apart. The consciousness of a generation of demon gods finally completely dissipated in Qin Chao's soul.
Hearing Qin Chao's voice, the pretty face of the beauty blushed a little, her face could be fried with eggs. At this time, Qin Chao, who had passed a catastrophe, was overwhelmed and finally passed out on the ground, completely losing consciousness.
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