Chapter 355 Who Can Resist The Ancestor Sending Flowers (3700 Words)
Chapter 355 Who Can Resist The Ancestor Sending Flowers (3700 words)
Liu Erhai's bold words made all the clouds in the sky quiet.
Under the eaves, the god chicken was stunned, and a lump of chicken feces fell silently onto the head of the little cucumber three inches below. It was relatively thin, so it parted.
Little Cucumber didn't notice it, the half of the cucumber he was eating fell to the ground, his mouth was slightly open, and he looked sluggish.
In the gazebo, Liu Tao and the others got up together and gave the most enthusiastic Chi Chi to Liu Erhai.
"Papa papa..."
They chirped with force to express the shock in their hearts, chirping became popular, whistling continuously, and the wall collapsed.
After a long time.
Liu Liuhai let out a long sigh: "Er Hai, I only know that your fingernails grow fast and you eat a lot, but I don't know that your dreams are equally ambitious!"
"Think about how many years later, in the vast universe, in the dim starry sky, relatives are everywhere, and as far as the eye can see, it's either the mother-in-law or the father-in-law. How festive it will be!"
"I don't think many years later, the ancestors may wake up laughing now!"
In the ancient bronze coffin.
Liu Fan did indeed smile, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was almost shoulder to shoulder with the sun in the sky.
"This cub of Liu Hai is very much in my favor!"
He seriously suspected that his excellent genes back then had been passed down from one generation to the next.
Otherwise, how could they be so good, why would their brain circuits be so strange.
"Even if you add calcium to your fingernails, you will never be able to eat a brain circuit like Erhai's!"
"There is no doubt that it must be my own good inheritance!"
"Am I narcissistic?!..."
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In the gazebo, Liu Erhai's words pointed out a direction for the family's development.
Liu Tao encouraged: "Erhai, after you go back, make a feasibility report according to your idea just now, and hand it in. Let's take time to talk to our ancestors in front of the ancestor's altar."
"Don't think too much, I just want my ancestors to see how good you are. The ancestors have spirits in the sky. When they get excited, they might bless you."
Liu Erhai's eyes lit up, and he patted his chest to promise that he would complete the task.
Liu Dahai said: "Just now Erhai has proposed a solution to "Scythe Kungfu", that is, marrying Di Axiu."
"So, here comes the question, who will marry? How?!"
After saying this, everyone was silent, but Liu Wuhai was excited and a little eager to try.
Seeing this, Liu Tao's heart skipped a beat, and he hurriedly said: "Marry Di Axiu, we old fellows should stop joining in the fun, and leave good wives to the juniors!"
Then, he looked at Liu Wuhai and asked with a smile, "Wuhai, do you have any ideas? I think you were very excited just now."
Liu Wuhai took a sip of the dry tobacco pot, shook his head, and said with a disappointed face: "You are right, patriarch, we are all old, and opportunities must be left to the younger generations."
Liu Tao let out a long breath, he was deeply afraid that Wu Hai would insist on marrying Di Axiu as his wife.
Recently, Wu Hai has been forgetful and confused, sometimes mischievous like a child, and sometimes depressed. It is obvious that time is running out, and he is about to go there to accompany his ancestors. Marrying Di Axiu to him is not forcing him Is the little girl a widow? !
"I heard from Li Duobao that Di Axiu is a cultivation prodigy in the realm of death and a rare undead body. Such a genius must be proud and arrogant. Now she has something to ask of us, so she is humble. So, think Let her be our Liu family's daughter-in-law, it's hard!"
Liu Dahai sighed.
"May I ask the Liu family, counting the branches, which clansman can be worthy of Di Axiu?!"
Everyone frowned when they heard the words, the falling flowers were intentional, and the flowing water was ruthless, which was the most depressing.
In the end, it was unanimously decided that the affairs of young people should be left to young people.
So, Liu Tao gave an order to summon Liu Qiqi, Liu Xiaotao and a group of young and outstanding clansmen to the courtyard.
Also came Liu Muyun with big glutes and Liu Zizi with big pectorals.
A total of nine people stood respectfully in a row, standing under the steps outside the gazebo.
Liu Tao glanced at the nine people one by one, and found that all of them were full of energy, with big muscles and thick arms, and were more than nine feet tall. Under the sunlight, their bronze skin exuded the luster of steel.
Obviously, they are very in line with Liu's Tixiu's "handsome guy" standard!
Liu Tao, Liu Dahai and others couldn't help but smile in relief.
"Now, there is a task related to the fate of the family, which is to be entrusted to you!" Liu Tao said.
When the nine people heard the words, they were startled, their faces became serious, they clenched their fists, their eyes gleamed fiercely, and said in unison: "Clan chief, whoever you want to kill, you can give the order!"
Liu Tao said: "This mission is rather special."
Immediately, he informed the nine people about Di Axiu's situation, and said that the purpose of her trip was to seize the "Scythe Kungfu" inherited from her ancestors.
"So, your task is to seduce Di Axiu, and Di Axiu, who will do everything she can, will fall in love with you and become your woman!"
Liu Tao said loudly.
Liu Qiqi and the others stared blankly upon hearing this.
"Seduce women? Don't women seduce us?!"
They thought Liu Tao was joking, but when they saw Liu Tao's serious face, they immediately knew it was true.
Liu Erhai added from the side: "You are all the best young people in our Liu family, that's why you have high hopes!"
"If this matter is successful, not only will you be able to embrace the beauty, but the family will also have other rewards. In a word, if you catch up with Di Axiu, you will get both money and sex!"
"People are doing it, the sky is watching, you are seducing, and the ancestors are also watching!" Liu Erhai rolled up his sleeves and roared, "Show off your big muscles, show your most handsome and charming side, and give you three God, let Di Axiu be your girlfriend!"
"Can it be done?!"
"able!"
"Do you have confidence?!"
"have!"
"Okay, go, kids, we'll wait for the news of your victory return." Liu Erhai smiled and patted the heads of the nine people including Liu Qiqi one by one.
Liu Wuhai took a puff of the dry tobacco pot, exhaled a puff of smoke, and the smoke took shape, forming a lifelike appearance of a woman, wearing a miniskirt, and her eyes were captivating.
"No matter how nice it sounds, it doesn't look as good as the picture!"
"Look, she is Di Axiu!"
Liu Wuhai smiled and said, Liu Qiqi and the other nine people stared at it, their eyes lit up instantly, and their breathing became short of breath.
Is this the woman we're chasing? !
So charming!
She's just a naughty little fairy!
So he bowed and saluted, and left excitedly, ready to seduce him.
The countdown starts now!
In the yard, Liu Dahai asked: "Do you want to ground the clansmen, lest Di Axiu find out about the "Scythe Kungfu" and know that we are lying to her, and then cause other troubles."
Liu Tao pondered, his eyes flashed brightly, and he said with a smile: "Don't ground your feet, let her check and find out, and when she finds out that our Liu family does have "Scythe Kungfu", and Liu Qiqi and the others chase her, she will not stop." If you don’t reject it so thoroughly, you will have a chance to continue this matter.”
"I have burned the "Sickle Kungfu" cheat book in the Gongfa Pavilion. Now the entire Liu family, except Liuhai, all of us don't have the "Sickle Kungfu" practice method. Di Axiu wants to get the "Sickle Kungfu". I can only make false claims with Liu Qiqi and others, this is an opportunity."
"As long as an opportunity is created, Di Axiu will definitely submit to the big muscles of Liu Qiqi and others."
After Liu Tao finished speaking, Liu Dahai and the others were so impressed that they could only say in unison: "The patriarch is wise!"
Then, they quickly dispersed.
Liu Tao also began to sort out his thoughts, went through the information of all the people who touched the ancestors over the years, and confirmed that except Liu Hai, no one touched "Scythe Kung Fu", and then he was relieved.
The night is getting darker.
In an elegant small courtyard, Di Axiu quietly left and sneaked into the house of the main clan.
After a while, she came back and sat under the oil lamp, her beautiful eyes were full of excitement and excitement, and at the same time there was a trace of disdain and anger.
"Liu Family Body Cultivator really has "Scythe Kungfu". How dare some bad old men dare to trick my girl!"
"Hmph, I'll deal with you after I get the "Scythe Art"!"
She muttered to herself, and the cold breath on her body was transpiring.
Afterwards, she had a difficult time, because according to her investigation just now, the only person in the entire Liu family who knew how to practice "Sickle Kung Fu" was the Sixth Elder named Liu Liuhai.
But this person's status is not low, and his cultivation level is not vulgar. What's more, she vaguely sensed a sense of uneasiness from him, which made her very afraid and dared not do anything casually.
Moreover, that Li Duobao of Shenting, who is also a master at the peak of the Flying Sky Realm, behaves well here and dare not be presumptuous, which makes her even more afraid to act rashly.
Under the oil lamp, Di Axiu frowned, and suddenly felt that it was extremely difficult, so she planned to contact Master and ask for strategic guidance.
She took out a mirror, cast a magic spell, and pointed it out.
Suddenly, there seemed to be ripples in the mirror, and then became smooth, and the head of the hag appeared in it.
"Disciple Axiu, see Master!" Di Axiu saluted.
The hag's voice came from the mirror: "My dear disciple, have you encountered any problems?"
Di Axiu nodded, and said, "I have found the clue to "Scythe Technique"!"
In the mirror, the hag's complexion suddenly became extremely excited, and she hurriedly asked.
Di Axiu immediately informed her of her current situation and predicament.
The hag pondered for a long time, staring at Di Axiu's beautiful and delicate face for a long time, then suddenly smiled and asked, "Axiu, are you twenty-eight years old this year?!"
"Yes, I am twenty-nine years old!"
"It's not too young, it's not too young, you don't seem to have a suitable Taoist partner yet?"
"No, my disciple is devoted to cultivation, and never pays attention to the affection of his sons and daughters."
Hearing this, the old ghost smiled and turned into a blooming wild chrysanthemum, and said kindly: "Then, you should have a home now, and you should also have a Taoist companion!"
"What?! Master! Disciple doesn't want a man, men are all stinky pig's feet, disciple must always guard Master's side and serve you!" Di Axiu said anxiously, with a terrified expression on her face.
When the hag heard this, the chrysanthemum on her face instantly turned into lumps of ice, and she said sharply, "Di Axiu, the third-generation disciple in the dead zone, obeys the order!"
Di Axiu's expression changed, and she immediately knelt down.
The hag's serious and fierce voice came out of the mirror: "I give you three days to seduce one of the most outstanding members of the Liu family to become a dual monk. If you can't do it, I will expel you from the teacher's school and clean up the house!"
"If you become a member of the Liu family and learn the Liu family's skills again, it will be a matter of course. If they stop you, you can give them a few babies. With your undead physique, they will definitely treat you like a treasure!"
The hag's voice was seductive and serious, with a hint of madness.
Under the oil lamp, Di Axiu knelt on the icy ground, closed her eyes with pain on her face, took a deep breath and asked, "Master, is it important for disciples, or "Sickle Technique"?!"
The ghost woman was silent, and then said quietly: "Axiu, my teacher has already calculated that you will have a calamity this time, but luck and misfortune depend on each other. If you can overcome this calamity, you will be able to soar into the sky. Therefore, you should understand the meaning of being a teacher." It took a lot of pains..."
When Di Axiu heard this, her heart ached.
Master is lying to her again!
She kowtowed in tears, a flash of determination flashed in her eyes, and said with a sob: "I understand, Master, please rest assured, I will definitely complete the task!"
"Snapped!"
She broke the image in the mirror, got up suddenly, opened the window, looked at the bright moon in the sky, and smiled sadly.
"Perhaps, being the daughter-in-law of the Liu family is also a blessing!"
While speaking, two lines of tears had already flowed down, and his clothes were wet, obviously feeling extremely sad.
In the distance, on the square, in the nine-story stone tower.
Inside the ancient bronze coffin, Liu Fan opened his eyes, his eyes penetrated the space, and he sighed in his heart when he saw Di Axiu who was crying to the moon.
"Little girl, don't worry!"
"As long as you obediently be my ancestor's grandson...granddaughter-in-law, my ancestor will definitely bless you and make you a necromancer who is dazzling in the universe and invincible in the starry sky!"
"Deadland, if you like, this ancestor can also give it to you!"
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When the thought fell, in the small courtyard where Di Axiu was, spiritual grass grew wildly, flowers bloomed in the sky, the rosy clouds shone everywhere, and there were myriad visions.
Di Axiu, who was weeping by the window, saw this scene, and suddenly became obsessed. After a long time, she blushed, smiled, and said to herself: "Is this someone who has a crush on me and is sending me flowers to show his love?..."
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