Chapter 1017 Don’t Know Whether to Live or Die
"Fuck, what are you doing!"
The moment He Di approached, Raymond was completely fooled. In the deepest part of the carriage, not only Foster, who was dozing with his eyes down, tightened his grip on his double-barreled shotgun, but Gregory also screamed.
Blood pressure is high!
Oh my god, why are you messing with him when you have nothing to do?
The hatred pointer was already too close, and the secret ritual could no longer maintain it. If He Di pointedly pointed it at him, he had no confidence that he could stop it!
If Huai Shi had not buried many clones and seeds underground along the way, which could also produce a lot of misleading effects, I am afraid they would have been exposed the moment they entered the city.
And just in front of the stall, the gloomy-faced Jester of the Abyss looked at the simpering kobold, feeling as if he had seen it before somewhere.
But all the kobolds in the world seem to look the same.
Can't tell who is who at all.
He asked coldly: "What do you sell here?"
"You can look at it as you like."
Huai Shi swung her tail, drool dripped from the corner of her mouth, and cupped her hands at the stall in front of her: "These are hard and rare good things, and they are most suitable for an outstanding and powerful person like you! "
He was about to blow the contents of the stall to the sky, but in fact, any creature with a little experience can see that those things on the rag felt are a complete pile of crap!
The only thing worth mentioning was a bunch of messy rings and jewelry, which were stained with patina and contained curses. I'm afraid this kobold didn't dig them out of a grave somewhere.
In He Di's sight, those vicious auras had already entangled the kobold's body, but it was still smiling stupidly, unaware that it was already dying.
Seeing that He Di didn't say anything, the kobold immediately started to promote enthusiastically, pulled out several bright red flowers from a pile of messy plant roots, and raised his hands.
"Look, look at this! This is an unfinished flower exclusively for the front line, a rare, high-quality product!"
They are flowers that look extremely fresh, but they have a stench like rotten matter that makes people cover their noses.
In fact, in some places, this thing is completely grown all over the mountains and plains, and no one wants to pay for it.
However, for those ratmen who are everywhere like cannon fodder, this stuff is a powerful hallucinogen and stimulant, and once it gets on it, it is almost impossible to live without it.
The only drawback is that after knocking too much, your brain will be burned out, and even a natural enemy in front of you will dare to rush up, but for the rulers, it is a plus point.
"If you eat it, your tail will rot!"
The kobold took a bite of it, chewed it for a long time, and spit it on the ground: "The tail is rotten, and the head and head are rotten! In short, it is rotten!"
So cool, so cool! "
Afraid that He Di would not like it, after introducing one item, it grabbed another piece of rotten wood: "Look at this, this, an eight-hundred-year-old tree with broken roots. It is so thick and difficult to find elsewhere. !”
Hedi was indifferent.
Likewise, worthless junk has no use at all except being used as materials for low-quality poisons.
"Then, what about this!"
The kobold grabbed another handful of pale withered grass and introduced it enthusiastically: "A rare single-stemmed grass, it's very cheap and affordable! I also have weekly stalk grass and annual stalk grass here...
Take a bite or a bite to relax your body and mind and delight your soul! "
Following his movements, a dense pile of hellish white gourds emerged from under the tattered felt cloth on the ground, crawling everywhere.
Some of them climbed onto the kobold, and were picked up by the kobold at will, thrown into its mouth, and chewed loudly.
"They are all good things!" It smiled flatteringly and rubbed its hands: "You can take your pick. Today is the first day of opening, and we have a 10% discount!"
Hedi said nothing.
He had begun to regret why he wasted time on such a trash kobold, but just as he was about to turn around and leave, something in the corner of the stall caught his eye.
A tattered wooden plate, used to hold garbage, also had no redeeming features - but the pattern on it made him feel a little dazed and confused for a moment.
Some places were very similar to the decoration style of Helios. Although it was not the same type at all, it made him involuntarily think of some memories from the past.
At that moment, Raymond saw: among the white gourds crawling all over the ground, there was a gray metal reptile, like dust, quietly attached to Hedi's robe.
Climbing up quietly, little by little, it landed on He Di's wrist...
The kobold was still smiling happily, as if nothing had happened.
He Di stiffened for a moment, instinctively feeling uneasy, and looked around suspiciously.
Raymond's heart was already in his throat and he held his breath.
Just as He Di frowned and sensed carefully, he suddenly heard a sharp sound close at hand.
——Beep!
"what sound?!"
He suddenly raised his head and looked behind the stall with sharp eyes, causing the kobold to tremble and almost lose his grip on the things in his hands.
It was a metal box that looked like some kind of strange detector, with a thick antenna on it. It had been dismantled in pieces and then put back together again, with sparks and smoke still coming out.
"What's in your hand?" He Di asked coldly.
"Ah this..."
The innocent-looking kobold replied: "This is something I collected from the front line. It is said to be called the Chu, Chu, Virgin Identification Machine!"
He raised his hands like he was holding some incredible treasure!
All that was left was a burst of divine light from the sky.
WTF?
Not only He Di, but also Raymond and the three people hiding in the carriage were dumbfounded.
The kobold was playing with it happily and said proudly: "This is not for sale! It's very precious!
What a virgin, one test is accurate! There's just something wrong lately, it keeps beeping. "
As he spoke, he pointed the box at the frightened minotaur.
Beep!
The instrument made a high-pitched chirp, like a mockery.
Then, the instrument turned around and pointed at Hedi again.
Beep!
There was another high-pitched cry.
Then, deathly silence comes.
Raymond: "..."
He Di: "..."
"S-it's really broken!"
The kobold was furious, picked up the thing and slapped it in his hand, until there was a snap, the thing kept beeping, and suddenly exploded, thick smoke rose, and it completely turned into tatters.
I almost set the stall on fire!
He Di, his blood pressure is already high.
He actually felt the long-lost anger because of a despicable kobold!
After casually casting a curse that would cause sudden death in three days, he snorted coldly and turned around to leave without looking back.
In the same place, only Raymond was sweating profusely.
After a long time, I finally breathed.
Already speechless and choked.
"Can you please stop doing this to me next time?" He begged from the bottom of his heart: "I beg you, my heart is really bad and I can't bear this."
"It's okay, just exercise more and you'll be fine. I believe you."
Huai Shi grinned, chewing the curse given by He Di, looking at the direction He Di went away, and smiled: "We will have more exciting days in the future."
The power contained in that metal reptile, which is not even a particle of dust, is not worth mentioning at all. It is not even comparable to the fine crystals in the sediment of hell, and it is inconspicuous mixed in the mud of hell.
Now it has long been separated from He Di's boots, returned to Huai Shi's hands, and was completely destroyed.
What is really important is what was left on He Di - that tiny strain of bacteria that was modified in Huai Shi's blood that had been diluted hundreds of times. Now it is like a dye, along with countless other bacteria in hell. At the same time, it stained He Di's skin and vaguely penetrated into his soul.
It has no other function and can only be used for positioning.
But even positioning is enough.
Bad water was brewing in Huai Shi's heart, and it was already churning.
Everyone pays attention to each other, and it will become more and more prosperous in the future.
Not long after, accompanied by noisy sounds, a row of swaggering figures appeared in the market. Those market managers started patrolling.
In some huge stalls, they dare not make mistakes, but small stalls without thigh support on the back are not so lucky.
There was a lot of excitement for a while.
And just as he passed in front of Huai Shi, an arrogant and domineering rat man suddenly stopped, turned around, and his eyes lit up when he saw those unfinished flowers.
"Oh, they are all good things."
The rat-man leader waved with a smile, and his men immediately came up and picked up a lot of things on the stall. Without saying a word, they stuffed them directly into their bags and turned around to leave.
But before they took two steps, a voice that looked exactly like Raymond sounded from behind them.
"These Sima bastards haven't been paid yet!"
"..."
In an instant, there was silence again, and everyone around him fell into a daze.
Including Raymond.
At this moment, the tauren was eating with his head down, his mouth was full, and he had no idea what was going on.
When the rat people looked at him with sinister eyes, he subconsciously shook his head and defended: "No..."
Snapped!
"How are you talking!"
Huai Shi slapped him on the back of the head and shouted angrily: "No matter how big or small, there are no rules at all!"
It was obviously you who said it!
Raymond was trembling with anger and almost cried. What can we, the tool people, do to satisfy you?
Huai Shi, like an innocent stall owner, smiled flatteringly at the managers: "It doesn't matter if you don't have money, just make friends. More friends means more paths, right?"
"Hey, kid, come to the road."
The rat man sneered, glanced at them, and looked at the remaining goods on the stall: "The stuff is pretty good."
Immediately, the men rolled up all the goods and carried them away directly.
But the Rat Man looked behind Huai Shi and sighed: "The car is not bad either."
The kobold suddenly panicked, "Brother, this is my treasure."
"Um?"
The rat man looked over coldly, and his subordinates all put their hands on their swords, making the poor kobold tremble and almost burst into tears.
"It's okay, I'll give it to you."
It wiped away tears and choked up: "You and I, brothers, hit it off right away. It's just a car, and I'll give you this tauren too!"
The Rat Man sneered, not polite, a dozen of his subordinates overturned the stall, climbed on top of the red dragon, and even took away the car.
In the chaos, there was only the kobold's plea for "be gentler", but at the end, the tauren's disdainful sneer suddenly sounded:
"Humph, your legs are not even together, you look like a piece of shit selling your ass!"
For a moment, deathly silence came again.
Everyone couldn't believe their ears, but after seeing Raymond, they couldn't help but subconsciously looked at the rat leader and his butt.
"You...you..."
The rat man's rotten face, which had begun to lose hair, had turned completely red, then livid, and finally turned completely black. He was convulsing with rage, and a hoarse voice was squeezed out from between his sharp front teeth.
"One or two of them don't know whether to live or die!"
He roared: "Take them away! Take them all away!!"
"Wait, wait, everyone has something to say!"
The kobold screamed and whined, turned around and wanted to escape, but was instantly pushed to the ground, and the stupid tauren and his car were taken away by the managers.
Only a mess was left.
In the long silence, the stall owners on the left and right looked at each other, with a trace of pity in their eyes.
They are dead.
Ah, double monthly tickets have begun...poor little Fengyue is still writing the manuscript with tears in her eyes...