Chapter 365 Xiaoxiao Wants to Date a Handsome Boy?
One o'clock in the afternoon, Xiao's villa.
On the table---
A certain woman held the chicken coop on her head as if it had just been released, wolfing down the white rice while puffing out her cheeks and chanting vaguely,
"It's too late, it's too late..."
Finally, a certain woman bit a piece of honey-glazed goose foot, put down the bowls and chopsticks, and spat at the three people at the table who were looking at her with wide eyes in disbelief, shouting,
"Daddy, Mommy, brother, I'll take care of it, you guys eat slowly!"
Then he took a bite of goose paw, and a gust of autumn wind swept the fallen leaves, and "whoosh" all of a sudden---
I saw the chicken coop running towards the room on the second floor again, and the sound of "thump thump thump" going upstairs was extremely joyful.
In fact, I was so happy that a small flame burned "Ceng Ceng Ceng"...
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Three people left at the table---
Xiao Jintang's father, Xiao Si'er, Xiao Jintang's mother, Mrs. Xiao Li Jingshu, and Xiao Jintang all had their eyes widened.
The girl from the Xiao family, who was looking at them with confusion, wiped her sweat silently and swallowed.
Their "god of sleep" girl actually came downstairs for lunch...!
If Xiao Xiaoxiao didn't go to the crew to intern with the director today, if it were normal, there would definitely only be one situation---
She must be locked in a room alone and sleep until the sky is dark, the sun and the moon are destroyed, the planet explodes, and the end of the world is none of her business.
Well, let’s not talk about breakfast. The possibility is completely negative, let’s just talk about lunch---
She was completely deaf no matter who called her, as if she could kill her if she opened her eyes!
I decided to sleep with my butt/butt stuck out until dinner!
However, Xiaoxiao not only got up on his own initiative today, but also went downstairs to have lunch. He even killed it quickly, and muttered "it's too late" and so on. What happened?
Of course they didn't know that last night Xiaoxiao was tossing and turning in bed until late at night, thinking about how to get revenge with that perverted/perverted "little pink pig" today!
Moreover, Xiaoxiao also set an alarm clock for the first time in his life, but it was of no use and he overslept again.
The reason why I ate so much just now was to reserve my fighting strength. After all, there is still a high-altitude change in that dead state~~~
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Xiao Si'er is exactly the same as Ji Zefeng. Adhering to the principle of "everything is possible if I have a girl in my family", she has doted on Xiao Xiaoxiao to the heavens since she was a child.
A certain man's handsome and handsome face was still full of worry.
"Honey, what's wrong with our precious daughter..."
Li Jingshuang gave a certain man a faint look, full of disgust, but her beautiful soft lips smiled lightly.
"I have been your little lover for twenty years. What's wrong with Xiaoxiao? You, the father, still don't know?"
A certain man's worried eyebrows instantly rose, his thin lips pursed,
"Wife~~~"
"roll……"
Xiao Jintang also joined in the flirting between his funny daddy and cold mommy, twitching their evil eyebrows.
"Is my sister in love~~~?"
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moment---
A certain man whose handsome face shrank suddenly exploded! The inverted eyebrows roared ferociously,
"What?!
Whose stupid pig humped my precious little cabbage! "
Mrs. Xiao, "..."
Xiao Jintang, "..."
decisive---
Xiao Si'er encountered unanimous disgust from his wife and son, who all rolled their eyes~~~
It is estimated that the only father in this world is their funny dad, who can say such a shocking sentence so brazenly and confidently...
Ahem, luckily I'm at home, otherwise Zhengfei would have pretended not to recognize this idiot, but he would actually be his husband or daddy...
On the table---
The mother and son looked at each other again in tacit understanding, and then continued eating with twitching eyes, ignoring a certain man who had exploded into a golden lion king.
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Listening to the "crackling" noise coming from the second floor of the villa, a certain funny dad who was already feeling bad made a decisive decision---
"Teng" suddenly pushed away the chair and stood up, about to rush to his precious daughter's room.
But as soon as she took a step forward, the aloof mother of the Xiao family, who was eating elegantly, said calmly,
"Honey, sit down and eat."
"Crystal~~~"
"Have a meal."
"oh……"
Xiao Si'er cursed in his heart what he just said, "a certain pig that humped his precious daughter", and then sat back down with a plaintive look on his face.
On the side, Xiao Jintang laughed so hard that his shoulders shook and shrugged.
Sure enough, whether it's Daddy Doubi or Uncle Ji and the others, they are all "housewife-controlled"~~~
Xiao Si'er glared at Xiao Jintang fiercely,
"You brat, why are you laughing?"
Xiao Jintang nodded repeatedly, making Xiao Si'er even angrier.
"I remember that in order to catch your mommy, I wanted to do all the thirty-seven tricks! If I don't listen to her, who will I listen to?!"
Xiao Jintang continued to nod, while catering "yes, yes, yes", Xiao Si'er looked even more disgusted with his son, gnashing his teeth,
"You will suffer it too!"
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Xiao Jintang immediately shook his head shamelessly.
"Dad, that's not necessarily the case~~~"
At this time, it was the turn of Mrs. Xiao, the aloof mother, to glance at Xiao Jintang and said quietly,
"Xiaotang, as long as I dislike my husband, just wait for your future wife to dislike you."
Xiao Jintang wiped sweat from his forehead.
"Mommy..."
Xiao Si'er decisively reached consummation. He happily picked up the white rice and gave Li Jingshu a goose wing.
"Honey, what do you like to eat?"
Xiao Jintang's eyelids rolled up.
snort!
With so many bloody examples, even Ji San, who was the first to get married in their lifetime, was often disliked by Little White Rabbit. When the time comes, he will definitely find a woman who he said will never go east or west as his wife!
Later, when a certain man thought of these heroic words he had said, tears filled his eyes silently, and tears flowed down his face. The words were true, but they were just about him~~~
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About an hour later, almost half past two, there was a "click" in a room on the second floor of the villa---
Xiao Xiaoxiao rushed out.
"Deng-deng-deng" came the sound of flying down the stairs again.
Xiao Xiaoxiao shouted to the three people sitting on the sofa in the living room of the villa who had already looked over,
"Daddy, Mommy, bro, I'm out!"
Xiao Jintang leaned lazily on the sofa and whistled.
Sure enough, the son inherited his father's legacy!
Xiao Jintang imitated Xiao Si'er's way of hating the cold, raised her little finger, and raised her orchid finger in a very coquettish way, and gave a faint voice to her naughty sister who came downstairs domineeringly.
"Dear little sister, are you going on a date with a pretty boy~~~~?"
As he said that, Xiao Jintang looked at his sister from head to toe with his evil eyes.
She is completely different from the girl just now who was holding a chicken coop on her head, her eyes were sleepy, and she was grabbing white rice without any image. She became a goddess in an instant, okay? !
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(Little rabbits, you are so cute! Tutu was so moved that he didn’t even know what to say. In one sentence, I will try my best to be more star mom every day and live up to your love for Tutu!
Little star is coming, haha~ guess what will happen? )