Chapter 167 Give Birth, Give Birth to a Knife! 【Subscribe】

"Don't talk about it, I gave birth! Is it okay if I give birth?!" Miao Long broke out in a cold sweat when he heard the back, he didn't want to die! So he called out.

"If that's the case, let's have a normal delivery. I wish you all the best of luck." Dr. Luo went out after finishing speaking.

Behind him, Miao Long cursed: "I'm going to have a fart early... I can't do it, I'm going to give birth, I'm going to give birth, fuck me!"

Dr. Luo was taken aback when he heard that, he knew that the knife was growing fast, but he didn't expect it to be so fast! Immediately, people were prepared to deliver the baby, but the nurse over there was not ready yet, and heard the screams of the five elders, puff puff puff rolled their eyes and collapsed.

Dr. Luo lifted the quilt and looked, good guy, a gleaming knife protruded from everyone's chrysanthemums! The cold light is shining, and the steel mouth seems to be not bad!

Dr. Luo was dumbfounded. He has practiced medicine all his life, and he has never seen such a scene. It is unimaginable! He has a feeling that if these people are not popular, he might become popular. He has witnessed a miracle!

Dr. Luo came back to his senses immediately after a long period of wind and rain, and shouted: "Nurse, come quickly and send them for examination!"

"Doctor, they really gave birth to a knife..." the nurse asked tremblingly.

"What nonsense, save people!" Dr. Luo reprimanded, and was already preparing to push the bed.

At this moment, Miao Long suddenly opened his eyes, jumped up, pulled out his crotch, and said in a crying voice: "It's really a knife!"

"I didn't lie to you, did I?" Dr. Luo was taken aback and said bitterly.

Miao Long looked at the bed next to him and called out, "Da Kui, Er Kui, Qi Fei, Lu Jun, are you all right?"

"Brother Long, it's okay, it's just that life is a little uncomfortable..." Da Kui, Er Kui, Qi Fei, and Lu Jun replied weakly, but it was obvious that their strength was returning.

"Brother Long, this is too strange. It's all right, how could we be pregnant?"

"That's right, Brother Long, and I'm pregnant with a knife."

"Brother Long, do you think that evil monk did it?"

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As soon as this remark came out, Miao Long’s mind cleared up a lot. Thinking about today’s events, especially what Fang Zheng said: “Very good, I hope you will like knives in the future. If you don’t like knives, come to Yizhi Mountain to find Poor monk."

Thinking of this, Miao Long's heart trembled, and he said in a deep voice, "Are you sure you saw them leave and come back?"

"Brother Long, we only saw them leave, we didn't see them come back!"

"Brother Long, I'm just letting the wind go. It's been so long, when did I lose the chain? They really didn't come back by car, but appeared all of a sudden! It's like teleporting."

"Hiss..." Miao Long gasped, teleported, invulnerable, and made them pregnant? The first two are reliable, but why does the latter one feel that the painting style has changed suddenly? Is this the master, or the devil?

"Brothers, we seem to have provoked someone we shouldn't have." Miao Long swallowed and muttered.

"Brother Long, what should we do?" Several people asked.

"Didn't he say that we should go to Yizhishan to find him? Let's go to Yizhishan! Let me have a knife, and I will use this knife to settle accounts with him!" After speaking, Miao Long jumped off the bed. Doctor Luo was about to stop him, but Miao Long waved his knife: "If you don't want to die, get out of here!"

Dr. Luo and the nurse quickly backed away, watching Miao Long run away with Da Kui and others.

"What should Dr. Luo do?" the nurse asked.

"Call the police, these guys haven't paid the money yet!" Dr. Luo said.

...

Although the five people gave birth, their stomachs were still so big, and they didn't seem to shrink. They ran all the way with their big bellies, and the scene was quite eye-catching.

"What are you looking at? Have you ever seen a beer belly?" At this moment, a yellow-haired man shouted at a curious passer-by.

The other party adjusted his glasses and hurried away, but muttered in his mouth: "This beer belly is so big that it looks like she's pregnant..."

Hearing the words, the old faces turned black and they hurried away, but the gate was blocked by people.

"What are you doing beard? Do you still want to do it?" Miao Long regretted it as soon as he said that! There is nothing wrong with saying this before, but now that they are all pregnant, it sounds so awkward to hear this dry word! Daisy tight!

Huzi looked at several people strangely and said, "What's the situation with you? Are you pregnant together?" Huzi just said it casually, as a joke.

It turned out that the faces of Miao Long and the others suddenly became gloomy.

Miao Long said: "Huzi, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you today, we have to leave beforehand. If we want to fight, make an appointment, and we will accompany you." After speaking, Miao Long took a few people and left quickly.

Beard frowned, looked at the tall and thin man, and asked, "What's going on?"

The tall and thin man shook his head, at this moment, a nurse ran out: "Wait you guys, you haven't paid yet!"

As a result, Miao Long and the others were shocked and ran faster.

Huzi and the others were immediately stunned, these bastards are overlord doctors!

Huzi immediately stopped the nurse, under the guise of Miaolong's relatives, and proficiently reported Miaolong's name, birthday and other information, the nurse finally told him about the situation.

Then a few people with a beard, a tall and thin man stood at the door of the hospital, blowing the cold wind, dumbfounded! Pregnant, gave birth to a knife, I got a grass... what's going on?

After a while, several people looked at each other, and then said in unison: "That monk!"

The tall, thin man asked tremblingly, "Huzi, why don't we return that in the future?"

"That fart! Go see which construction site is recruiting people, move bricks! I don't want to be pregnant with a watermelon knife or something." Beard said...

In the end, before a few people wanted to change their ways, a group of doctors and security guards ran over and detained them. The reason was that their friends had run away and they had to stay and cooperate with the investigation.

Huzi and the others suddenly became even more miserable...

Fangzheng used the power of the Avalokitesvara Buddha statue in the temple to cast spells in the air, and gave Miaolong and several of them a knife and a child empress. Feeling much more comfortable, he murmured, "System, am I a bit cruel for doing this?"

"Then what do you want?" the system asked back.

"Put down the butcher's knives and become a Buddha immediately, shouldn't we persuade them to put down the butcher's knives and change their ways?" Fangzheng said so, but he didn't think so in his heart.

"Everyone has to be responsible for what they have done. This is cause and effect. You can't ignore the existence of fruit just because the other party has let go. The so-called laying down the butcher's knife and becoming a Buddha immediately is because some people put down the butcher's knife. It is harder than becoming a Buddha. That is a special case. But in most cases, Buddhism does not get rid of karma-ridden ghosts. If you really want to get rid of the karma, you have to get rid of the karma." The system said.

"Um, how does this karma get rid of? Do good deeds, accumulate virtue and do good deeds?" Fang Zheng asked.

"This is just one way. Another way is to accept karmic punishment. For example, Han Xiaoguo killed someone, so he was sentenced to death. This is karma."