Chapter 75 Block the Door, Block the Door! 【Favorites】

Cai Fang hurriedly called Ouyang Huazai.

As a result, there was an angry roar on the other side of the phone: "These bastard villagers pointed us to the wrong way..."

On the other side of the phone, Ouyang Huazai walked more and more wrongly, and finally stopped a villager from another village to ask for directions. After this question, he suddenly became furious! Wrong way! Most of an hour wasted!

At this time, Cai Fang called and just heard Ouyang Huazai roaring angrily.

Cai Fang immediately understood what happened, and then smiled wryly, not knowing what to say, and he was relieved when he was sure that the other party was back.

But Fangzheng saw more and more people, and they didn't know them all. They all looked at him as if they were liars. All kinds of provocative eyes made him very unhappy, so he simply went to the backyard. Watching the news on the Internet is better than staring at these guys, listening to these seemingly cautious sarcasm from time to time, but actually deliberately letting him hear it.

As soon as Fangzheng left, the only stranger disappeared, and the courtyard became even more lively, people around the bodhi tree were amazed, and Chen Jing's face was also amazed...

Fang Zheng stayed behind for a while, and felt more and more that something was wrong. Why was the voice outside getting louder and louder? Getting rowdy?

"This can't be done, these guys are too noisy." Fangzheng killed again.

As soon as Fangzheng went out, these so-called literati and poets surrounded the bodhi tree, pointing and pointing, some of them were still reciting poems there, their impassioned expressions seemed to be intoxicated by themselves. Fang Zheng listened to a few words...

"Bodhi, Bodhi, why are you so green?

Why so green?

Don't you know that it's winter in the north, it's time to take off the green leaves and put on the autumn clothes?

..."

Fangzheng's old face turned dark. Although he didn't go to school for a long time, he still read some ancient poems. He knew what ancient poems were, and he also knew some modern poems, but he had never been interested in modern poems. , is a modern poem, with a little less charm. It can also be said that Fangzheng has no taste...

Now, when he heard the original poems recited by these people, Fangzheng couldn't help saying in his heart: "What the hell! It's not as good as the sea is full of water!"

So Fangzheng hurried forward and said: "Amitabha, all benefactors, Buddhism is a quiet place, if you want to recite poems, please go out."

"Hey, how do you talk, you little monk? It's elegant for literati to recite poems and compose fu! If it weren't for Ouyang Huazai's competition here today, you would think we would come? Even if we are invited, we will not come!" reciting poems The man in the room was upset. He had a big face and a pockmarked face. He said he was a literati, but Fangzheng always felt that if he put a mahjong mask on him, he would immediately look like a bandit.

"That is, our poems fell into your monastery, not to mention the great glory, after a hundred years, maybe we will become famous like Yueyang Tower, taking advantage of the spirit of literati." Someone responded.

"Little monk, if you don't understand poetry, don't participate. Go get some water in the backyard, and don't disturb our elegance."

Fangzheng heard these guys chattering and babbling endlessly, his heart was aroused, but he couldn't get angry, so he had an idea, turned and left.

After leaving the monastery, Fangzheng blew a whistle, and a big wolf crawled out of a snowdrift somewhere, it was the lone wolf.

"Don't be lazy, I drive out all the grandchildren in the temple, and don't keep any of them! No one will die, don't see blood, and you can handle the rest yourself."

After Fangzheng finished speaking, he returned to the temple.

The man who mocked Fangzheng laughed loudly and said, "Little monk, why are you back again? Don't you like to listen? If you don't like to listen, go out and hang out."

Fangzheng rolled his eyes, who is this? This is his temple!

Fangzheng said: "Amitabha, benefactors, are you sure you still want to make trouble here? The Buddha will blame you later, don't blame the poor monk for not reminding you."

"Buddha to blame? Haha, I have never seen Buddha in my life. If I am lucky, it will be a good thing!" One person laughed loudly, and the others responded.

Jing Yan, Chen Jing, and Cai Fang looked at Fangzheng, and then they suddenly realized something, and hurried out of the temple.

Cai Fang even helped Fangzheng persuade those people to come out, but they refused to come out one by one, and even threatened that Cai Fang was not a literati and had no courage!

Fangzheng saw that everyone who should come out had come out, so he closed the door and went to the backyard. When the back door opened, the lone wolf came in.

"Amitabha, I don't know anything." Fangzheng muttered.

The lone wolf grinned and went out.

After a while, I heard chickens flying and dogs jumping and screaming in the front courtyard. There were lone wolves barking, and some so-called courageous literati barking. It was so lively.

"Wolf!"

"Oh my god, where did the wolf come from!"

"Such a big wolf was born with a cow, right?"

"Who the fuck shut the door? Open it!"

"Ouch, my ass!"

stab...

pants, my pants...

"Where are my shoes?!"

"Help..."

Three minutes later, when Fangzheng went out again, the yard was already empty, but there were rags and shoes all over the floor, like a broken market.

Fangzheng shook his head, took out the broom and swept them all into a pile, put them in the trash can, and pushed the door, good guy, it couldn't be pushed!

I only heard someone shouting from outside: "The wolf hit the door! Block the door! Come and block the door!"

Fangzheng was speechless. Is this their courage? This is too strong, right?

Outside, Jing Yan said in a strange way: "Oh, aren't you all courageous? Don't you want to meet the Buddha? Why didn't you take advantage of such a good opportunity just now?"

Cai Fang smiled bitterly and said, "Everyone, why bother?"

"Cai Fang, Jing Yan, didn't you guys already know about it?" the man with a pie face said angrily.

Cai Fang is a nice guy, but it's really hard for him to say that.

On the contrary, Chen Jing was happy to see it. He suffered a lot before. He was full of resentment, and he was surrounded by these literati and poets to comment. It sounds good, but no matter how you look at it, it is all mocking! My heart was full of anger and there was no place to vent it, it was about to explode.

Seeing the appearance of these people now, I naturally burst into laughter, and said with a hey smile: "What do you know? We only know that people who don't abide by other people's rules and mess around at will are of poor quality, and it's normal to be cleaned up .”

Completely forgot, he was the one who broke the rules before...

Dabinglian and the others blushed when they heard the words, but said stubbornly: "What do you mean by being unruly? It is an elegant thing for us to recite poems and exchange literature!"

"Cut...that's what you call literature? It's okay to let the Writers' Association write poems, but you can only write two readable characters." Jing Yan said disdainfully.

Dabing had an angry face, but after looking at Jing Yan twice, he didn't let out a fart, obviously because he was afraid of Jing Yan.

Fangzheng pushed the door again, and his legs almost went limp from the fright. Lone Wolf took care of him just now, and half of his pants were torn off by him. Now the long pants have been changed into shorts, playing in the style of a Hawaiian beach in winter !

Dabinglian yelled, "Block the door, block the door! That wolf is hitting the door again!"