Chapter 1288: 1288. Drunk Monkey (2/5)
Chapter 1288 1288. Drunken Monkey (25)
Ah Bai was drunk, so he beat Ah Meng up because the crispy noodle swiped his head with his tail.
Things got a little heady, but that's the way it is.
Ah Bai hopped around for a while, and finally the feeling of burning his throat with strong alcohol subsided, but soon, the strength of the alcohol surged, his footsteps became staggering, and his consciousness became blurred.
At this time, the other five little ones saw that it was interesting, went up to tease it, Gan Kuanmian swept its head with its tail and ran away, Ah Bai stared at Ah Meng behind Gan Kuanmian, just like Wu Song hitting a tiger, he rode up and beat him up.
Li Du thought it was funny at first, is this monkey fist or drunken fist?
Soon, he couldn't laugh anymore.
Ah Meng's desire for revenge is as strong as fire, and he would have to grab a few times if he accidentally bumped into a tree while walking, not to mention being beaten by the neck for no reason?
I want to kill you, the angry Honey Badger has only one thought...
Ah Bai is usually timid, and he never dares to provoke the other five little guys, and the domineering Ah Meng makes him shy away at every turn. But this will be drunk, that is really fearless.
Ah Meng shook his body to shake it down, turned around to bite it, Ah Bai climbed up the table crookedly, grabbed a small beer bottle and jumped down in the air, like Monkey King waving a golden cudgel, when the bottle hit Ah Meng's head superior.
This was quite ruthless, Ah Meng was able to resist the beating, but he would be stunned for a while after being beaten like this, Ah Bai threw away the wine bottle, climbed up the table staggeringly, this time it grabbed a knife .
If Li Du hadn't held it down in time, there might be bloodshed today.
The cats watching the fire from the other side were stunned, obviously they never thought that the weak and weak monkeys would dare to fight so desperately!
They were shocked but also very envious. Abai can use tools, which is a huge advantage when fighting.
Li Du cleaned up Ah Bai, Sophie comforted Ah Meng, Ah Meow felt that it was unfair and ran to ask for attention. After a while, the two of them didn't have a good meal and patronized the busy children.
The consumption in the small town is not high. Such a big meal only cost 40,000 rubles, which is less than 4,000 RMB, or less than 800 U.S. dollars.
You know, there are more than a dozen people in their group, most of them are big-bellied men, and they all eat good food. The caviar alone requires more than ten plates!
The hotel was booked by Steve. A standard room costs only 1,200 rubles a night. The room is very spacious and clean. There is no air-conditioning and boiler heating is used. The local coal resources are abundant, and coal is free of charge. It seemed that the boiler kept burning day and night, and the room was very warm.
Seeing Li Du and his party, Steve asked, "Why are you here?"
Li Du shrugged his shoulders and said: "The road is not going well, but it's okay, I finally saw you. If it weren't for my cleverness, we wouldn't be able to see you these few days."
"What's wrong?" Steve wondered.
The TV in the lobby of the hotel was broadcasting news, and the host was talking sternly. The background was a building that Li Du was very familiar with: black bricks and red tiles, and many white coats.
He didn't answer Steve, but asked Hankway next to him, "What is this news about?"
Han Kewei translated: "...According to the report of the Gujarade Mental Hospital, there are 15 lost mental patients this time. Because the files have not been sent, we cannot release the photos of the lost mental patients. Please The audience pays attention to strangers, if they find that they are mentally different, please call the mental hospital and the police station..."
Speaking of this, he said with a smile: "It seems that some mental hospital has lost patients. It's really funny. This hospital is so weird that it can let patients run away."
"It's not that I ran away, it's that I didn't receive it." The hotel waiter laughed and said, "My younger brother is a policeman, and I was talking about this just now, which is really interesting."
"what happened?"
"A group of mental patients were sent to Vorkuta for treatment. They came by plane, but the driver got drunk and delayed the work. He couldn't find the patient at the airport, so he just picked up a car of tourists. Haha, don't you think it's interesting? "
Steve and others laughed, and Little Ford said disdainfully: "This is really an amateur! Is Russia still in a primitive society?"
"The tourists are really unlucky. How long have they been locked up?"
"Haha, I bet these unlucky people must have received a lot of Valium needles. The more anxious they are to say that they are normal people, the more needles they receive..."
Li Du and the others couldn't laugh, their faces were gloomy.
Steve soon found out, and he exclaimed, "God, those unlucky tourists?"
Li Du said angrily, "It's us."
The laughter stopped abruptly, and the atmosphere became a little awkward, but soon, louder laughter appeared.
Steve sent them into the room, let them have a good rest, and explained that he would take them for a stroll in the small town at noon tomorrow, and there was a very interesting market in the small town.
After going through a mental hospital and a few brats, Li Du really needed to take a break, and he and Sophie couldn't do anything in the wilderness. Now they can finally live in a hotel, and some things need to be done quickly.
The dinner was arranged by Steve. He contacted a farm, and a group of people went to eat authentic farm Russian dishes.
After sleeping all afternoon, Ah Bai finally sobered up. It obviously didn't remember what happened at noon, so when Ah Meng chased it and wanted to fuck it, it felt aggrieved.
But it remembers vodka, and loves it.
During dinner, one of them didn’t notice that the vodka bottle fell down, because this was a long Russian-style dining table, and Li Du didn’t notice this change. When Elson reminded him, it saw Abai leaning up under the table Head to drink.
This time it has experience. After Volt joined the belly, it didn't choke its neck and jump in panic, but jumped happily with its hair blown.
Obviously it enjoys this feeling.
Li Du was so angry that this brat would become a drunkard sooner or later. He wanted to beat Ah Bai, but Ah Bai was probably drunk by now, so the beating would be for nothing.
Ah Meng seized the opportunity to bite Ah Bai again, Ah Bai picked up a small shovel from the ground, and slapped Ah Meng on the forehead with a 'bang'.
That kind of feeling, as the audience, Meows all feel pain.
Ah Bai turned into Wu Song again, jumping on Ah Meng's back and brandishing the small shovel, banging on Ah Meng's head like a monk knocking on a wooden fish.
Li Duchou is dead, why are these brats so worried? This is not a joke. After drinking, Ah Bai did not act lightly or severely. Although he did not cause trouble, it is still easy to cause trouble.
Steve, however, was very envious. His manul was by his side, and he would just curl up in the cage and pretend to be dead. Once released, he would run away quickly. He had no affection for him at all.
Big and small Ford now laugh at Steve every day, saying that fortunately he had the foresight and didn't compete with him for raising the mantle, otherwise they would be the ones who are depressed now.
Steve gritted his teeth angrily, obviously the two of them had never fought against him, and he also hated himself for being so strong at the time, if he had known earlier that he would let the two brothers do the tricks, he would have avoided the embarrassment.