Chapter 357

Mr. Li was confused by this mess, so he had to secretly ask Robbie: "This guy doesn't have any mental problems, does he?"

"I heard what you said, I heard it." The white youth immediately pointed to him.

Li Du was taken aback, this guy's hearing is really good, he spoke in a very low voice, and the young man has been fighting with the golden retriever, so he can still hear his voice, which is absolutely extraordinary talent.

Conlet stopped and said, "I don't have mental problems, of course I don't, but I may be a little bit because I'm easily agitated, or anxious, but who cares, it's fine if you can't die anyway, right?"

Li Du nodded awkwardly when he was caught speaking ill of someone behind his back, "You're right."

The big golden retriever hadn't had enough fun yet, so he jumped up from behind, and "baji" threw Conlite to the ground and ate shit.

Conlet pushed the golden retriever away and shouted, "Little plane, get out!"

The golden retriever immediately ran away with its tail between its legs.

Conlet got up, stretched out his hand and said, "Now we understand each other, hello, Li Du, I'm Mond Conlet..."

"Hello, you introduced the name just now." Li Du had to interrupt him, this brother was too good at talking, he couldn't stand it.

"I haven't finished the introduction, please let me finish. My English name is Mond Conlett, and my Chinese name is Luguan."

This self-introduction surprised Li Du: "My God, do you know what masturbation means? And the tattoo on your chest, I don't know what to say, I feel like you made a mistake."

Conlett said as a matter of course: "Of course I know, Lu Guan, Da Vinci in China, Edison in ancient times, amazing genius inventor!"

Li Du was stunned for a while, then said weakly: "You are talking about Lu Ban!"

"Yeah, jerk, that's him, you know who I'm talking about haha ​​that's good I mean him, because I'm a genius inventor and I bet we're the same person." Conlett smiled happily .

Li Du sighed, and said, "It's Luban, not Luguan. Your pronunciation is a bit embarrassing in Chinese."

Conlett asked in surprise, "What do you mean by embarrassment?"

Li Du deeply felt helpless. He was only here to buy a carriage, not to teach Chinese, let alone spread Chinese culture.

But out of politeness, he still introduced it: "Roguan, its homonym is Lu-guan, which translates to masturbation."

After hearing what he said, Conlett laughed: "Oh yeah, I like to masturbate. My nickname is Jet Plane, and my dog ​​is Little Plane. Then I will be called Lu Guan!"

Li Du put his hands on his head, tried to calm himself down, and said, "Okay, buddy, as long as you like it..."

"Of course I like it. I love this Chinese name to death. From now on, call me Luguan, don't call me Monde, and don't call me Mr. Conlett. My father is Mr. Conlett and Mr. Conlett is dead."

Hans said to Robbie: "Made, why didn't you tell us beforehand that this guy likes to chatter?"

Robbie said, "That's not chatter, he hasn't had a drink yet."

Conlett turned his head and shouted: "Hey, don't discuss behind your back. If you have anything to say, you can say it in front of me. And Robbie is right, I don't talk much now."

Li Du was very surprised, he only heard the voices of Hans and Robbie, and couldn't hear what they were saying, but this young man seemed to hear them clearly.

He coughed and said, "Mond, I mean buddy..."

"Fuck off." Conlett emphasized.

Li Du sighed, and said, "Okay, Mr. Lu Guan, I saw that you have a carriage here. It looks like this. I'm very interested in it..."

"Then it belongs to you." Lu Guan patted him on the shoulder and said.

Li Du continued to be surprised: "What?"

He felt that since he met this kid, his brain was not enough.

Lu Guan said: "You are interested in it, I will give it to you."

Li Du asked: "Give it to me, no money, no transaction, give it to me?"

Luguan nodded and said, "Yes."

"Why?"

"Because you told me about the meaning of my Chinese name, I am very grateful to you."

Li Du patted his forehead with his palm and said, "Okay, I thank you very much, but it's nothing, I think it's still..."

"What's the matter? This guy is such a pleasant person. What's your name? Lu-tube?" Hans interrupted him and said enthusiastically.

Li Du corrected him: "Don't pronounce it like that, officer, it's an officer, fuck an officer."

Luguan is enough of a spoof, if it is called Lu-Guan again, Li Du thinks it is a bit insulting to people, and it is also a bit insulting to Chinese culture.

In short, a carriage made a lot of money.

This made Li Du very sorry. Although the carriage was a second-hand item, it was well preserved. The carriage had been repainted, and the frame was very solid.

Moreover, the carriage used an old-fashioned shaft and matched old-fashioned rubber-covered tires, which he thought was worth a thousand dollars anyway.

In this case, when Luguan expressed his desire to exchange contact information with him when they were separated, Li Du happily gave him his phone number, Twitter and facebook.

When parting, Lu Guan asked: "When I want to learn more about Chinese culture in the future, can I find you?"

Li Du said: "You are welcome at any time. We have a camp located to the west of the Amish village. I will give you the specific address, and you can go and play."

"good."

Just like that, he arrived in a daze, left in a daze, and got a carriage that looked very good in a daze.

After returning, Robbie found him a set of bridles, reins and bent wood, hung them on the back of the quarter horse, and connected them to the carriage. The scene of the horse-drawn carriage in the Middle Ages reappeared.

There was an auction going on today, so many people came to Hessman's auction house.

Seeing the horse-drawn carriage, an old white man immediately came over and asked, "Man, is this also today's auction item? Why haven't you seen it?"

Li Du said: "No, this is a gift I want to give to someone."

The old white man shook his head regretfully, and said, "It's not a lot? That's a pity. Are you interested in selling it? You can exchange it for a gift."

Robbie asked, "How much?"

The old white man said, "I have two thousand yuan here, what do you think?"

Li Du waved his hand and said, "Sorry, I can't sell it, I have to give it to a friend as a gift."

The old white man was very stubborn and asked, "You can set the price, three thousand yuan?"

"No, I really don't want to sell."

"Four thousand dollars?"

"Sorry, it's not about money." Li Du was really moved. Are horse-drawn carts popular?

Seeing that his attitude was firm, the old man sighed. At this moment, Robbie came up to hold him back and said, "We can talk. Do you need a horse-drawn cart? Leave your contact information and I will find it for you."