Chapter 270 The Copycat Mirror

Do I want to pursue Xiuhui more violently? Let her fall in love with me, and then I tell her I am your ex-husband.

She will definitely be overwhelmed.

It scared me so much that I peed my pants, Asuo!

I want revenge too! .

...But this routine seems familiar. Have I done this to her before?

And that led to her divorcing me?

Will she find out if I do this again?

Now that she's not human, it's hard to say whether I can do better than her...

Could it be that she thinks I'm old and ugly?

Let me look in the mirror first...

Is the mirror in this small supermarket a copycat? Why do you make me look so ugly? I am obviously super handsome...

"Afa, daddy, am I handsome?"

"... Father, I want to shave my head too, but I can't find a suitable one."

"Find Tony the blacksmith and ask him to smash one for you. Hey, no, you are a woman, Alpha. It doesn't look good for a woman to shave her head. You can wear a wig and get some powder and lipstick."

"That would waste a lot of space..."

"...Why don't you make your face bigger?"

"Father! You are so smart, when will I be as smart as you?"

"Then you have to live another hundred years. After all, I am over a hundred years old to be like this."

"More than a hundred years... I don't know if there is enough engine oil?"

"Afa, Dad has something to ask you."

"Die for Dad at any time!"

"That's not the case. It's like this. I plan to dig a hole below, and I plan to bury it there after I die."

"Is it the cemetery?"

"That's right, but now there is an old friend of mine who won't let me dig and drives me away. Can you go down and dig for me?"

"Okay dad, I'm going down now."

"Good boy, I'll reward you with a Sorcerer's Stone after it's done, how about it?"

"Father, why do you treat me so well? Am I your own?"

"That's not true, but I treat all Taoyuan people... and robots the same! There is no distinction between big and small eyes."

"Father, will you reward me with a man in the future?"

"This...Afa, do you have ** and **?"

"It's not easy to make those two places more prominent. It takes a few hammers."

"At present, Dad hasn't come across a male robot. When I do, I will definitely snatch it back and make it a man for you."

"Thank you dad, are you my real dad? Is dad Wanli lying to me? He has no love for me or Ben... only you have."

"Wanli boy is so hateful? Next time I touch him, I'll spank him! I'll make him feel loved."

"Father, you are so kind! Can you hit me ten more times? It takes a lot of force."

"good."

...

"Afa, where did I just say?"

"You said you wanted me to go down and dig your grave."

"Oh, yes, after you go down, if you encounter something or something incomprehensible, you don't have to panic, just wait there patiently, and when the weather is calm, Dad will find a way to bring you back."

"Father, are you going to send me to the battlefield? I'm still young..."

"It's not a battlefield, there's just something that Dad can't deal with."

"Even Dad can't deal with it...how about me?"

"You can, Alpha, you are not a human being, you are a robot, she can't do anything to you, don't worry."

"I'm scared."

"Just now you said you could die for me?"

"That's a slogan used to comfort the elderly."

"Asuo."

AlphaGo seems unreliable...

I have to find another way. Fortunately, with my super power, controlling a few humans is not a problem.

Just look at those village tyrants just now. Judging by their fat heads and big ears, they must be lacking in exercise. Labor is good for physical and mental health.

How can there be such a thing as a ghost soul? Not in the previous life.

Let them dig first, I will ask Gu Yi.

send wechat...

Oh, it's not called this, it's called Taoyuan > Karma Taj Messaging System.

Why don't you reply me? Am I not a big fetish after I retire?

"Your Excellency Peach God."

"Master Gu Yi, I have a question to ask you, are souls and ghosts the same?"

"it's the same."

"OK, thanks."

Let her teach me the soul spell, I can't say it, it will be faster and more correct if I copy it from her mind.

Opened the eyes of the soul, observed Xiuhui's cemetery, and did not see any abnormalities...

Ancient One's spell is a half-hearted soul spell...

It's useless!

Or is it that Xiuhui has become a more terrifying existence?

Look at the soul of other things first...

Alpha... No, it really doesn't work.

Look at the people in Taoyuan Town...

Huh? There are actually all of them!

Am I wrong about Gu Yi? Her soul spells are all tricks?

"Afa, why don't you have a soul?"

"What is a soul?"

"Something I can knock out of your body and make you bald."

"Daddy!~ What are you going to do to me? We are not suitable! You are too old! I like young handsome guys..."

"What? How dare you say I'm not handsome?!"

"Father... woo woo woo, you are very handsome, but you are old and cannot satisfy my appetite."

"So that's the case, then I blamed you wrongly."

"Father, shall I dig a hole for you?"

"Huh? Didn't you just say you didn't want to go?"

"I want to go now."

"Sure enough, none of the girls are normal. Okay, you go too. Alpha, you have a special mission."

"What mission? Is it a mission like 007? Steal the tombstone back and put your name on it?"

"...No, it's to help me steal... take some things from another tomb, will it?"

"Father, would it be unlucky to take something from a dead person? What if I can't find a handsome guy in the future?"

Why can't my program dog open the process of this alpha dog?

Who taught her to be like this?

Annie is ten thousand times cuter than she is!

Huh... No! Alpha's orientation is correct and normal, but Nancy's is abnormal!

Alpha is like a bitch in Farnese, and Nancy doesn't! She is not in heat! So don't look for a man...

It's a pity that I can't open Alpha's process to see what kind of brain circuit she is, which may be useful for treating Nancy!

After sending Alpha down, let's go and wait patiently.

It is impossible for Xiuhui to come to this outer space. You must know that ghosts are afraid of the sun. The sun is shining all the time, so she dare not come.

"Dad, I'm so tired! I want to go home."

"You only dug three times...Come on."

"Father, the mud has stained my feet..."

"I'll wash the wheels for you when you come back."

"That won't work, men and women are different, you can't wash for me, I'm so shy..."

"Can you hurry up, Afa, are you so slow that you want to dig me into the coffin?"

"I've worked so hard... Dad, you're exploiting child labor! I'm still underage, and I'm less than a year old..."

"You can't let my old man go, can you?"