Beautiful Natural Disasters

Chapter 463 Final Chapter

What does she mean by this?

Out of respect for my legitimate wife, I can't check her memory, so I have to guess.

Suddenly very uncomfortable...

I, who is used to intrusionism, suddenly want to guess the mind of a man, or a woman's mind, this...

It's hell-level difficulty.

What is the meaning of what she said?

The house is too small?

It means that three people can't live there, and she doesn't welcome it. But why did she agree?

"Husband, what about Gilvig?"

What does she mean by that?

Athos, it really makes people scratch their heads. Will I grow hair if I consume my brain so much?

"What Jillwig?" I started to pretend to be confused, I am very good at this, I have been fighting with elementary and middle school students for many years, I am very good at this.

"High Priest Jillwig, have you forgotten her? She was the one you specifically named to marry her. She went to class today, and you will see her tonight. How do you arrange her? This house is really too big. It’s too young, my husband, shall we live at the temple?”

"My brain is not very good, and I tend to forget things."

"Then why haven't you forgotten your ex-wife? How did she... die?"

How do I know this? "I haven't seen her for several years, and she's gone..."

I think I might have been fooled by the atomic bomb, otherwise, a shrewd god like me would have forgotten a beauty like Xiu Hui?

"Did you leave your wife at home like this time, don't you want it?"

Yeah, isn't that so?

Is it just like this time, I flicked my sleeves and went to be happy, and then I accidentally forgot about my wife?

Fuck?

Is she exposing my background? What do you mean?

There was a sudden noise outside, which seemed to be calling me.

"There are children calling me outside, there must be something urgent, I will come as soon as I go."

"I will go with you."

Assos, once her arms are wrapped, she can't take them off!

The old man is so old, you still want to occupy me? Is she mentally ill?

"Freya, look, I'm so old, you're still young, or, you find a good guy, I decide to take you..."

"Bah! How old are you? You're only over a hundred years old, okay? I'm over two thousand years old, are you despising me? I don't care about Gilwiger anymore."

"But I might die soon. You see, I have a good coffin in this room. I have always prepared it properly for myself. Look, my funeral objects inside have also been prepared a long time ago..."

I led her to the mortuary that I had prepared for the future, opened the lid of my high-end coffin made of real nanmu, and asked her to appreciate the scenery and funerary objects after my death.

"Pfft!"

Freya suddenly smiled like a flower, and I followed her eyes to look at the coffin boards I opened.

Huh?

Where did the old things I put here go?

Fuck? What are these things?

Where did these panties come from?

This is Hood!

These are slippers, pink ones, where did they come from?

And Princess Playa Magazine! ! Hey, I haven't watched this issue yet, who is so considerate?

Oh no! Which Asuo did this?

"These lawless Assos! Who did it!! Get over here, old man!"

I gave orders to the whole town for the pranksters to come to me of their own accord.

Then, after a while, Annie ran over from outside!

It turned out to be this little troublemaker again! Lawless little Asuo!

"Daddy, can you give me a summoning card? Okay~~~"

Trick or treat and still want benefits? Think beautifully.

"Bang!"

"Annie! You came to Dad's house again to do bad things?! Huh?"

"Aww, it hurts!~ Dad, I didn't! I didn't do it!"

"Not yet? You did it!"

"Father, you wronged me. I didn't. We are innocent. Mrs. Freya, save me..."

When I was about to slam her, Freya held her back, "Husband, please let her go, look at her poor, she is just a little mischievous."

"Is this naughty? This is what makes me restless after death. The things he put on me can make my blood flow backwards and come back to life."

"It's still early for you to die, don't keep thinking like this. Also, don't always treat people with an old-fashioned look, you'd better be younger, if this goes on like this, it becomes a habit and you can't change it, I don't want to I have faced you like this for thousands of years."

"You said I can live for thousands of years? But I'm obviously about to die? I see that my life span is only thirty or forty years left."

"That's your feeling. I clearly feel that your vitality is endless. Otherwise, do you think I will marry an old man who is dying?"

"It's true that the vitality is endless, but the matter of longevity is not just a matter of vitality. My soul only has a lifespan of a few decades."

"Soul? Are you talking about a spirit body?"

"Uh, it seems to be something similar."

"As long as the spirit body does not leave the body, it will not die. You have such a strong vitality, as long as the spirit body does not leave the body, and people use magic to disperse it, you will not die."

"Have you done research on this?"

"I only know about this. This Jillwig is very proficient. You can ask her when you are resting at night."

It's about my life, so I'll ask her tonight.

But, why did she say that when she was resting at night?

"Daddy, give me a summoning card~~~ okay~~~"

"Get out! If you want a card, you have to work hard."

"But it's so hard to work hard now. They all seem to be dying. If I don't sleep less, I won't be beautiful."

"Young people don't work hard, old men are sad, you don't work hard, daddy is sad, do you want daddy to be sad?"

"Occasionally willing."

"Asuo!"

"No! Help me, old lady!"

Freya blocked me again.

With Annie's smug eyes, does she think she has found a backer?

The old man was so angry that he lightninged her down on the spot, and seeing her hair standing upside down and exploding, I felt relieved.

This is God's punishment, do you think the calamity of cultivating immortals is so easy to overcome?

Annie packed the things that shouldn't be in the coffin, drove her away, and the room suddenly became quiet again.

Is she planning something?

Old husband and young wife...

No, old wife and young husband...

not right...

She is so young and attractive.

To face this kind of life suddenly, the old man was not prepared at all.

I glanced at the coffin in the hut again, and for some reason, I am very satisfied with the coffin made of this style and material.

In other words, if I can live forever, should I keep it?

It has been with me for many years, and I really can't bear to throw it away.

The old man treats it like his own son, and puts all the good things in it.

She didn't speak, just sat next to me, let the maids bring melons and fruits, enjoyed their service, took me with her, and fed the melons and fruits into my mouth.

I ate a few mouthfuls, but couldn't bear it any longer, and rejected her fiercely.

Xiuhui will come back to life tomorrow, what will she think when she sees me like this? Will you die again?

Tell me, did I do this in front of her in the past, wanting to be Monkey King, and then she couldn't think about it...

Linlin also lived here before, and I'm not so uncomfortable. This child, the master is back, won't you come to see me?

Where is she?

Huh? Actually went to the country?

I still went back with Boy Wanli, huh? This posture is that the more the son-in-law sees the mother-in-law, the more he looks at him... Pooh, the more the mother-in-law looks at the son-in-law, the more satisfied she becomes?

Well, yes, I also agree with this marriage, and I will give them benefits when I get back.

Feeling uncomfortable.

"Husband~~~, please change your appearance..."

What if Xiuhui doesn't recognize me after she's alive?

Huh? No, it's strange that Xiuhui recognizes me like this...

Do I really want to go back to the way I was when I was young?

But such a long time has passed, and after she lives, if she knows that I am still so young after such a long time, she must think that I lied to her, so should I appear in front of her in the younger version or the current one?

Or compromise, take the state of a middle-aged person?

Scratch your head.

oh! By the way, there is also my favorite bald head, do you want to keep it?

The hair is not strong when it grows... It's not the reason why I have to wash my hair.

When I meet other gods in the future, if I am the only one with long hair, where should I put my face?

"Husband~~~~ How about you~~~"

What's up with Freya's voice? Did she use some kind of stun method to me? I was suddenly shocked and remembered her appearance.

"Cough, cough, let's talk, let's talk, Freya, you're hugging me so sweaty, let me cool down first, okay?"

"Husband, are you hot? Then I will help you undress."

"No, no, it's suddenly not hot."

After a moment of silence, I thought wildly for a while before I heard her say again, "Husband, do you think I'm old?"

"No no no."

In heaven, I said this politely, but she believed it and looked very happy.

"Husband, it's getting dark, they have tidied up the room, or..., should we go to rest first?"

"I...I have to take a bath."

"Nico, help His Majesty change."

"Uh-huh!"

Nani Ke has a glowing face, she doesn't look like a girl from a good family, is she transformed from a spider?

Wait, let the old man think about it, was I Tang Sanrou in my previous life? In order to stabilize me, this dog Marvel modified my memory, making me think that I was a program dog in my previous life?

Danger!

Goku, where are you~~~

"Husband?"

"Um?"

"Let Nico help you change your clothes, you go and wash."

"No, no, I'll wash it myself."

"Husband, they are all our maids, you have to learn how to command them, otherwise, they think they are useless, but they will commit suicide. Isn't it, Nico?"

"Hmm, Your Majesty, please take pity on us."

"Call me Dad from now on, don't call me Your Majesty, it sounds strange."

Nicole's eyes lit up, "Your Majesty, you like this too?"

"Of course, my name has been called by people for decades, so I'm used to it."

"Okay, Your Majesty Father~~~"

Why does this tone sound so weird? What's wrong with her eyes? Are you going to cry? Watery.

Why don't you just take off your clothes? If you don't wear much, you only have one piece. Take it off as soon as you take it off. By the way, how long have I been wearing this piece?

I can’t remember clearly, since I got the teleportation array, my body will be clean as soon as I teleport it, as if I just came out of the mother’s womb, it doesn’t work, the old man often forgets to take a bath, so now I don’t remember the last time I changed clothes What time is it.

But I remember the last time I shit, but I wiped it clean and covered it up very well, leaving no tails, it's impossible for stupid aliens to find out.

"What are you doing? Don't take off your underwear! Get out!"

"Your Majesty, please don't embarrass us."

"That's not good, this is not good! Dad, I have privacy!"

"But, I will be yours from now on."

"What a mess! I'll find someone to marry you tomorrow."

"Father~~~~Your Majesty, please don't, Nicole is very obedient and can do anything."

"If you don't get married at such an age, how can you mention it?"

"I want to serve you and Your Highness."

"I am a god, and I don't need to serve."

"Does Your Majesty want me to die? But Niko hasn't enjoyed... a man... Your Majesty, please take pity on me."

Why does her words always sound like the eighty-six version of Bone Demon?

But this last one, you can't take it off, Freya covered her mouth and kept shaking her shoulders and laughing, I walked into the small bathroom, but Nicole squeezed in too!

It really is a bone spirit!

Where is my peach stick?

***

Originally, I wanted to have a grand...resurrected Xiuhui ceremony, but now I can only hold it secretly behind the safe house that is no longer safe.

Only Freya, Gilwig and the others participated.

One night was absurd, and I couldn't hold it in. When I woke up today, my appearance had returned to my youthful appearance, and my hair had grown back.

Why do I feel a little bit like I have been cheated?

Who is it that tore off my gorgeous arms?

Who is it that turned me into a weak look?

Freya seems very satisfied with my change, but there are some habits that I can't change all at once, such as...

"Husband, your back is straight and bent habitually. Seeing you like this, Xiuhui definitely doesn't want to make up with you."

I straightened my back, well, for my ex-wife! For the incumbent.

I can't make a big scene, so I have to make the special effects beautiful, right?

I added fancy styles to the resurrection technique, complicated runes, light and shadow, etc. Even Gilwiger, who has seen the world, was greatly surprised, and I was extremely proud.

old man i...

Uh, from now on, I will call myself Laozi.

Lao Tzu, my god of special effects is not a fake.

Come on some lightning.

Well, this scene is very beautiful.

Make it bigger! This thunder pillar is not thick enough.

Don't worry, I won't be able to penetrate Xiuhui's body, I'll cover her with a cover, safe, there will be no accidents, I'm not the god of accidents.

Xiuhui is so beautiful, only such a scene can be worthy of her.

Huh?

What's that?

Why is there a lump of stuff coming out of the top?

Fuck?

Could this shape be spherical lightning?

Can Xiuhui's hood be able to withstand it?

My left eyelid started to twitch.

Is this a chicken cover or a fierce cover?

Fuck!

Why did you hit me?

Why do you feel that the scene is a bit familiar?

Damn it~~~~

"No! Don't! Husband!" "Husband, run!" "Your Majesty!" "Your Majesty, run!"

I looked back and saw several women trying to get me, but I couldn't help it.

I looked back and saw that there seemed to be a figure in the ball of lightning, but before I could figure it out, a huge lightning instantly broke through the 999 layers of energy shells outside of me, hit me, and then lost consciousness ...

****

"Um……"

"Wow~~~ You finally woke up? Hey man, you, are you okay? Sorry, I didn't mean it this time."

In front of me, a strangely dressed woman with bulging eyes asked me.

"Who are you?"

"Hi, I'm Iris the Flash, I'm sorry, I seem to have brought you here by accident, I, I may have run too fast this time. However, I think I will find a way to bring you here again." Brought it back, but it might take a while, I don't know why it just happened like that, but I think I'll figure it out, how are you? Who are you? Why is there a halo behind you? Is it a god?"

"Boom!"

"Aww! Bastard! Why did you hit me? Hiss~~~my head!!!"

"You little bastard, I'm resurrecting my ex-wife, why are you making trouble? I'm halfway through the ceremony, and I don't know if it succeeded, you bastard! Eh? My list of dirty words..."

Why did the old man's dirty word list suddenly appear?

It, does this dog brain want me to use these words to scold this woman?

Although this woman is indeed hateful and interrupted my ceremony, isn't it just a teleportation magic? I've already slapped her, and that's enough. Would it be too much for me to scold her with such long swear words? What if she was moved and cried?

Forget it, don't be so stingy, mere...

Huh?

Where's my space gem?

Where's my baby space gem?

How many other gems are there? Why are they all gone?

Fuck!

"Asshole! Did you just take my baby while I was fainting?! Give it back to me."

"I didn't! I kept shaking you awake!"

"My gemstone is gone, you must have taken it away, return it to me quickly, don't force me to use the ultimate method! Old man... I'm afraid even if I get bad!"

"Hee hee, what are you talking about...Huh? What language do I speak? Huh? Why did I suddenly change my language? What's wrong with me? God! What's wrong with me? No, I want to speak English! Huh? Switched back to English, what's going on?"

"Give me back the gem."

"But I didn't steal the gem, I'm the Flash!"

"The lightning clip won't be able to see money? Give it back to me!"

"It's the Flash, not a trap, I didn't steal it... Huh? Why did I say it again? Ahhh! What's wrong with me? You're a devil!!!"

biu~~~

She disappeared all of a sudden, but can you be as fast as the old man's teleportation magic?

Well?

what's going on?

Where is my magic?

Why not?

"Teleportation array!"

still none.

what's going on?

That guy was clearly using magic just now.

What about the energy transfer address?

Strange, Weishandi's energy can't be used, what the hell is this place? Then try the big dog...

send!

Huh?

It's done!

Sure enough, it is still a big dog and reliable, although it is a bit dark.

Let's arrange the needle's eye first. In this ghost place, it seems that the needle's eye that I used to fill the world has disappeared.

How do you feel like you have traveled through time?

"Hey, why are you running? Give me back the gem."

The sudden teleportation to his side startled her and she fell a long way.

"You, you, what are you? I didn't steal it!"

Didn't steal it?

I just checked her memory, and sure enough, she didn't steal my gems, so where did my gems go?

"This is where?"

"U.S."

"America? Where is America?"

"The 13th district on the outskirts of Gotham City."

What the hell place?

...

The book is over.

I wrote a million words, but I gained ten catties. I spent most of my spare time on the keyboard and sitting on the computer chair, and I did less exercise. My pseudonym is really... apt.

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