Chapter 174: Grab the Microphone, Whoever Sings Doesn’t Matter

Chapter 1249 Grab the wheat, whoever sings doesn't sing

The Tang Dynasty's Yuefu has endless songs to play.

The Tang Dynasty's Jiaofangsi also has endless dances to dance.

The Tang Dynasty's poets gave the Tang Dynasty endless poems to sing.

At the same time, the Tang Dynasty's army also brought the Tang Dynasty endless glory of singing and dancing.

All this was performed heartily under the moonlight.

The moonlight poured in from the glazed windows above the Hua'e Building, and was immediately swallowed up by the light emitted by the giant glazed lamp that was as bright as the sun.

The red grape wine in the wine pool was quickly drunk, and immediately, there were strong men with naked upper bodies holding thick wine barrels and pouring them into it. The red wine splashed from the wine pool and fell on their majestic chests, with an indescribable obscene meaning.

The banquet became more and more lively, and the temperature in Hua'e Building also rose. Men took off their thin fur coats, and women took off their cloaks that were in the way, showing their plump bodies wrapped in thin silk in front of people.

The one-eyed Li Zhi sat on the high platform. At some point, his clothes were opened, revealing his white chest. A dancer who had just finished dancing and was still panting heavily lay at his feet, secretly took off Li Zhi's shoes and socks, and put his feet on her hot and plump chest.

Li Zhi seemed not to notice. He laughed loudly, picked up a pear on the table and threw it at the funny performer who was flattering him in the field. The funny performer caught the pear that Li Zhi fed steadily with his mouth. Immediately, more people threw fruits on the table at this very interesting performer.

Yun Chu never understood how the puppeteer with the medicine hair could make the gunpowder burn on his body without hurting himself, but his performance was really good. The colorful gunpowder sometimes sprayed out from his sleeves, sometimes from his collar. When he unbuttoned his clothes, everyone saw a penis that was spewing pale green flames.

When he opened his mouth, a ball of fire spurted out, and when his body spun violently, he himself became a burning fire tree.

Yun Chu was very curious...

Not only Yun Chu was curious, but the guests were also very curious, and they all gave loud applause to this puppeteer with the medicine hair.

After the puppeteer with smoke all over his body bowed and walked away, Yun Chu followed to see, and found that this guy had just walked behind the scenes, and he fell to the ground with a thud, and five or six puppeteers with oil paint on their faces immediately surrounded him.

When Yun Chu approached, he could clearly smell the smell of burnt hair and a little bit of roasted meat. After the performers helped the puppet performer with drug hair to take off her thick clothes, Yun Chu realized that there was not much intact skin on her body.

A green-robed official from the Music Bureau came over and dropped a purse, covering his nose and saying, "Leave quickly, don't dirty Hua'e Tower."

The performers took the purse and thanked the puppet performer with drug hair and left Hua'e Tower.

Yun Chu frowned and said to the official of the Music Bureau: "Why did they come up with such a thing of using human life for fun?"

The official of the Music Bureau immediately said: "Your Excellency, you don't know, this is all voluntary. Being able to perform for His Majesty is the greatest wish of these Japanese dancers in their lives. Originally, they should have worn a cowhide protective clothing, but they disliked that it made their bodies not flexible enough and their dancing not beautiful enough, so they endured the pain and didn't wear it.

It's all their own fault that they ended up like this."

Yun Chu nodded to show his understanding. It was understandable that a Japanese dancer finally had a chance to appear in front of the emperor and risked her life to perform.

"Next time, don't use these people. It hurts your majesty's benevolence."

The official of the Music Bureau said again: "People in the Music Bureau are now arguing about what is the official music, what is the elegant music, what is the Hu music, and what is the slave music. I think as long as it sounds good, it can be played. What do you think?"

Yun Chu thought for a while and said: "No wonder I didn't hear the Hujia sound today."

Seeing that the official of the Music Bureau was still looking at him, he smiled and said: "This is your business. Don't ask me. Prepare the guzheng. We are going to play."

The official of the Music Bureau sighed and went to prepare.

Yun Chu smiled and didn't care about the pit that this low-level official of the Music Bureau dug for himself. Nowadays, there are arguments everywhere in the Tang Dynasty. From women's makeup, hairstyles, to clothes, music, everything is changing. This official of the Music Bureau obviously belongs to the inclusive faction.

When he returned to the scene, the beauty under Li Zhi's feet changed from one to two, but they were no longer dressed as singing girls, but two official women.

To put it simply, a female official is a female official around the emperor. She is a person of official rank and can also be understood as a member of the emperor's harem.

Over the years, Yun Chu has participated in many palace banquets. At these palace banquets, there are many people who recite poems and write essays, watch singing and dancing, and there are also people who play throwing pots and archery, guessing riddles, and flying flowers. It is the first time that Yun Chu has seen such a erotic palace banquet as today.

Yun Chu is an official in charge of hosting palace banquets, but the atmosphere of the palace banquet is decided by the emperor. Seeing that the emperor is in high spirits today, Yun Chu is very worried that the women brought by the guests will become different when they leave.

Fortunately, although Li Zhi looks lazy at the moment, his mind seems to be very clear. On the contrary, the guests have drunk too much grape wine with disinfectants, and they are enjoying the rare banquet in front of them happily.

Today's wine is quite strong, and many drunkards have already discovered it after taking the first sip. Even if they drink it out, they will never reveal it except to those close to them. They drink in small sips and multiple times, so that they can still go home sober after the banquet.

As for what will happen to others after they get drunk, it has nothing to do with him. Maybe, using strong wine is your majesty's way of observing people - getting them drunk with wine to observe their virtues.

Seeing the moon in the middle of the sky, waves of singing and dancing were presented, Li Zhi's face was always pale, and he occasionally dozed off. Whenever Li Zhi dozed off, the giant bear beside him would also doze off, and no one knew who infected whom.

Until the objects on the edge of the wine pool were carried away by the eunuchs, leaving a large empty space, and then filled with guzhengs, Li Zhi straightened up and seemed to have some interest.

Yun Chu was dressed in white and was whispering to his subordinates.

Wu Chengsi was obviously drunk, and the whole person looked dazed and grinned at every turn.

Yun Chu angrily said, "Wu Chengsi, are you drunk?"

Wu Chengsi burped and said, "I can still drink."

Seeing that this guy was really drunk, Yun Chu said to Wu Sansi, "Take your brother to the end."

Wu Sansi had drunk a little too much, but he was still willing to listen to Yun Chu's words, so he supported Wu Chengsi to the end.

Lu Zhaolin looked at Yun Chu and followed him.

Soon after, Yun Chu brought a group of officials into the venue, and each of them sat behind a zither.

Yunchu plucked the zither, making a sound of "Xianweng". When the emperor's attention was on him, he bowed and said, "Your Majesty, please listen to the voice of the people of Chang'an."

Li Zhi raised his hand and said, "Play it."

A deep and affectionate melody slowly flowed out from Yunchu's hands. At first, it was just a solo, and the melody became stronger and stronger. Just as he was about to sing, he suddenly heard someone behind the team shouting, "That day, you left, and now the snow is flying again. I miss your song, and I am drunk with that branch of plum. The white snow is floating with red tears. For whom is the cold fragrance drunk? The beauty is gone with the flowing water..."

Wu Chengsi's voice was not only hoarse and unpleasant, but he didn't know how to restrain himself after drinking. He shouted with all his strength in his broken voice. For a moment, the atmosphere that Yunchu had just brewed disappeared.

Li Zhi looked at Yun Chu with a half-smile, while Yun Chu rubbed his face vigorously with both hands. He heard Wu Sansi join Wu Chengsi in singing, and was still singing something - Who says plum blossoms have no tears, it's just that the ice and snow have not yet chilled the plum blossoms, who says plum blossoms have no tears, it's just because I've been waiting for you for several cold winters and looking forward to the return of spring...

The officials in Chang'an were originally preparing to sing together, when they heard the people from the Jiaofangsi outside the Huaye Hall, who thought it was their turn to sing in harmony, and a powerful singing came from outside - Who says plum blossoms have no tears, it's just that the ice and snow have not yet chilled the plum blossoms Flower stamens, who says plum blossoms have no tears, just because they have been waiting for you for several cold winters and looking forward to the return of spring...

The singing of the people from the Jiaofangsi reached the outside of Xingqingfang. Under the leadership of the Fangzheng, the people of Chang'an who were guarding outside Xingqingfang began to repeat - who said plum blossoms have no tears, it's just that the ice and snow have not yet frozen through the plum blossom stamens, who said plum blossoms have no tears, just because they have been waiting for you for several cold winters and looking forward to the return of spring...

The Wu brothers were singing loudly, and poor Yunchu and the officials of Chang'an could not only not stop them, but also had to cooperate with these two bastards to play the guzheng and sing along, trying to make this matter round as much as possible.

The Wu brothers sang three times in a row with great generosity, and the Jiaofangsi outside and the people of Xingqingfang also sang three times. If it were not for the influence of the Wu brothers' hoarse voices, this would have been a model of deep affection between the emperor and the officials and people of Chang'an.

The emperor just smiled lightly at first, then laughed loudly. When the song was over, the emperor's laughter was already deafening...

The eyes of the guests in the hall were all on Yun Chu. He felt as if there were tens of thousands of ants running all over his body. Not only was it itchy, but the anger in his heart was about to burn his head.

Yun Chu bowed to the emperor and said, "Your Majesty, please give me an incense stick of time to deal with some private affairs of the Chang'an government."

Li Zhi, who finally stopped laughing, wiped his eyes with a handkerchief and said, "My dear minister, don't be angry. Dealing with private affairs of the government in anger can easily lead to murder.

I appreciate your friendship, and I also know the friendship of the people of Chang'an. As for the private affairs of your Chang'an government, a small punishment and a big warning will be enough."

Yun Chu bowed to show that he would follow the emperor's opinion, but his pair of bright red eyes kept staring at the Wu brothers at the back until he saw the drunken brothers being carried out by the eunuchs to sober up.

The emperor came down from the high platform, came to Yun Chu and drank a bottle of wine with him, and said: "If you want Chang'an to continue to follow your wishes, you must be tolerant. You see, after I leave, the queen will come to Chang'an, and the prince will also come to Chang'an.

No one can tolerate you, Yun Chu, who has the final say in Chang'an. To be honest, the Tang Dynasty does not allow such a powerful person to exist."

Yun Chu grinned bitterly and said: "Your Majesty, I'm sorry to make a fool of yourself."

Li Zhi smiled and squeezed his one eye, pretending to be playful and said: "You are old, and you should learn to move forward slowly with a bunch of burdens."

"I will peel off the skin of their brothers..." Yun Chu's anger could no longer be suppressed.

The emperor sat in front of Yun Chu and said: "You can peel off the skin of the two of them, but they have destroyed your plan to keep me in Chang'an. Even if you kill them, what's the use? I have killed many secretaries of the Secretary Bureau in the past few years. Do you think the number of secretaries around me who are responsible for conveying information to the outside world has decreased?

Yun Chu, you can't dominate alone in Chang'an, this is certain, you must accept this result, and I can't stay in Chang'an, you must know this. "

Yun Chu looked at the emperor and trembled: "I just want to give your majesty a relaxed and comfortable Chang'an, even if it's only for a short time."

Li Zhi looked at Yun Chu and smiled, patted him on the shoulder and said: "I am the source of the unrest, where I am, there will be no peace..."

After Li Zhi finished speaking, he returned to the high platform, waved his hand with a smile and said: "Continue to play music, continue to dance..."

Yun Chu sat there guarding the guzheng for a long time, and finally left the center of the dance floor, came to the edge of the wine pool, and scooped the wine in it with a long-handled bamboo spoon. The whole person exuded a breath of a beast.

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