Chapter 584 Germs

"Generally, people who are obsessed with cleanliness are not willing to touch some dirty things." Jiang Yan said.

Zhou Wen suddenly realized: "What do you mean, you want to get our own bodies dirty? Then Bai Ze won't be willing to touch us. You said it earlier, it's not difficult, I'd better prepare early, come It's time to get some ash from the bottom of the pot..."

"That's not the case. No matter how dirty we are, it doesn't make any difference to Bai Ze, because it doesn't need to touch us at all. Just one word can solve us. If we are too dirty, it is possible that It's annoying, it might just drive us down, seeing that we are so dirty, maybe we will just drop off the cliff and die." Jiang Yan shook his head and said.

"Then what do you mean?" Zhou Wen really couldn't figure out what Jiang Yan meant.

"I mean, maybe we can have some way to make Bai Ze not even want to look at us, or even say a word to us." Jiang Yan said.

"How is this possible? No matter how dirty it is, it's impossible to make it look at us and not want to look at us, right? Even if it doesn't want to look at us, close its eyes and don't look at us, then it just needs to say a word, It can let us roll down the mountain." No matter how Zhou Wen thought, there is no such thing.

"Of course it is possible, as long as you do what I say, you can definitely do it." Jiang Yan said confidently.

"How?" Zhou Wen asked suspiciously.

"You'll know after reading this." A purple light flickered between Jiang Yan's brows. His body, which was originally immobile like Zhou Wen's, actually moved, and then threw a book in front of Zhou Wen.

This is only a moment of time. After doing all this, the purple light in Jiang Yan's eyebrows disappeared, and his body returned to a frozen state.

"If you take a good look at the content of the comic book, you will know what to do," Jiang Yan said.

Bai Ze obviously has absolute confidence in himself. Although he heard the conversation between Zhou Wen and Jiang Yan and could understand what they were saying, he didn't care at all, like looking at two fools, he dismissed it with disdain. their eyes.

In its view, no matter what Zhou Wen and Jiang Yan do, it only needs to say one word to get rid of these two idiots.

Zhou Wen couldn't move his body, but fortunately his mouth could still move, so he blew at the comic book on the ground, using the airflow to influence the comic book to turn pages.

This is an episode of a comic book. It has no beginning and no end. Zhou Wen didn't understand what it meant at first.

But after watching it for a while, his expression gradually became strange.

The content of the comic book seems to be normal, there seems to be nothing special, just the picture, it seems that there can be no unbearable content.

Bai Ze lay there, secretly opened one door, glanced at it, and it seemed that there was nothing wrong with the picture, so he closed his eyes and continued to rest leisurely.

"Are you sure it's okay to do this?" Zhou Wen asked Jiang Yan strangely after reading it.

Jiang Yan said with great certainty, "Absolutely."

"If we do this, Bai Ze won't kill us?" Zhou Wen asked again.

"Absolutely not, your blood will only make it feel like it's defiled." Jiang Yan said.

"Wait, what do you mean by saying I stained its place? Shouldn't it be us?" Zhou Wen felt something was wrong.

"Awen, this matter can only be done by you, I can't do it." Jiang Yan said sincerely.

"Everyone is a man, why can't I do it and you can't?" Zhou Wen immediately retorted, he didn't believe Jiang Yan's nonsense.

"Actually, I also have a cleanliness addiction, and its severity is no better than Bai Ze, so I need your help, otherwise I can do it myself, and I don't need to bring you here." Jiang Yan continued sincerely: "Also Because I also have a habit of cleanliness, I know this method will work.”

"I believe you are a ghost! I want to do it together, and I want to do it myself, there is no way." Zhou Wen gritted his teeth and said.

"I'm sorry, Awen, I'll make it up to you in the future." Jiang Yan said, the purple light between his eyebrows lit up again, allowing him to temporarily get rid of Bai Ze's immobilization power.

The next second, Jiang Yan shook his hand and typed out a note. The note was impartial and landed right on top of Zhou Wen's head.

After doing all this, the purple light in Jiang Yan's eyebrows dimmed again, and he was immobilized again.

"What are you doing? What is this thing on my head?" Zhou Wen squinted and looked up, but he couldn't see anything above his head.

"This is an epic companion pet, the name is Zenith Paperman, as long as it falls on your heavenly cover, it can control your body, and then what it does, your body will follow. Don't worry, heaven Manipulating your body is similar to the operation of a marionette, your body is still fixed, but it does not affect your movements..."

When Jiang Yan explained, the Zenith paper figurine had already stood up by himself. It was a paper figurine cut out of yellow paper. It had no nose and no eyes, just a human-shaped paper-cut.

But when it stood on top of Zhou Wen's head, Zhou Wen's originally immobile body actually moved like a puppet, but it looked very stiff.

"Don't worry, I have already taught it all the movements. It will be done in one go and completed at the fastest speed. Remember to say the lines..." Jiang Yan closed his eyes, he didn't even want to look at it. I don't want to imagine that picture.

"Don't...don't..." Zhou Wen's eyes widened, but his eyes looked down. He stared at one of his own hands, and uncontrollably pulled it towards the belt, like lightning.

"Awen, I have wronged you, and I will make up for you in the future." Jiang Yan closed his eyes and looked ashamed.

But suddenly, Jiang Yan's face changed greatly, he suddenly opened his eyes, and his pupils glanced sideways, but Zhou Wen was not seen.

The purple light in Jiang Yan's eyebrows suddenly erupted again, but unfortunately it was too late. Zhou Wen appeared behind him, showing a smile like a devil, holding the Zenith paper figure with one hand, and the Zenith paper figure was in his hand. He struggled constantly in his hand, but he couldn't get out of his palm.

On the other hand, Zhou Wen's other hand had already grabbed Jiang Yan's pants, pulled them down, kicked up and kicked Jiang Yan's butt, Jiang Yan's pupils shrank suddenly, and his face was helpless. The ground rolled towards Bai Ze.

"Haha, Brother Bai Ze, look carefully at the places that guy rolled over, those places have been polluted by his dirty germs... The wind blowing there will make the dirty germs continue to spread... Soon the whole The top of the mountain will be covered with dirty germs... You must never let him roll down the mountain... Any place he rolls over will be contaminated with dirty germs..." Zhou Wenzheng said proudly, but suddenly saw A purple leather whip wrapped around his leg at some point.

"Ah!" Jiang Yan, who was rolling towards Bai Ze, clenched his teeth and pulled Zhou Wen's trousers, his body suddenly fell to the ground, and he also rolled towards Bai Ze.