Chapter 182 Discrediting

Now a black old marshal who is a black pot is in the palace, sighing.

"Who would have thought that these guys would stay behind instead of leaving immediately after Tiezheng's wedding banquet? What do they want? The purpose is not pure, and they must have other intentions."

At this moment, Qiu Jianhan was like a furious lion, turning around in the cage, baring its teeth and claws, ready to devour people.

"Isn't this already in our calculations?"

His Majesty the Emperor looked at Qiu Jianhan with a smile; "It's hard for them to come here once, or maybe it's their only chance to enter the capital of Yutang Kingdom, how could they just go back empty-handed?"

"These people are determined to kill me, and they must take action. Most of them want to find hidden stakes, plant eyeliners, or at least steal information." Old Marshal Qiu looked annoyed.

"Let them go." His Majesty the Emperor is very open-minded: "Our Yu Tang is riddled with holes, and their secret work has already spread all over the entire Yu Tang; what information do they not know?"

"Let them do what they do, can they do more damage? I hope that they have stayed here for a long time. If they really don't want to go back, they can settle down here and live and work in peace. That's a good thing."

His majesty's wide-mindedness made the old marshal stunned: "I have to say that your majesty's idea is really wonderful, even I dare not have such an extravagant hope, what a big brain hole!"

His Majesty the Emperor laughed: "In a word, let them go, but they unexpectedly asked Yun Yang to accompany them without calling their names, which made me curious as to where these generals could be taken by Yun Yang. "

Speaking of this, the old marshal immediately wanted to laugh: "It is said that that brat proposed to set up a brothel for them, and let everyone prostitute there for ten days..."

"Brothhouse... big... prostitution for ten days..." His Majesty's eyes widened all of a sudden, and he coughed suddenly, "cough cough cough cough...hahahahaha...what the hell! This kid's The way to behave in the world, hahaha... is full of joy!"

For a moment, His Majesty laughed so hard that he suddenly found Qiu Jianhan staring at him, and suddenly remembered that what he said just now was very inappropriate. As the king of a country, he actually swears...

This is too detrimental to the image of the king.

Hastily remedied: "I'm really surprised, I can't help but want to scold him a few words, just say it out loud..."

puff!

It's fine if His Majesty doesn't explain it, but Qiu Jianhan couldn't hold back any longer after this explanation, and laughed loudly: "The three words Your Majesty expresses the heartfelt feelings of the old minister hahaha..."

"As long as the old minister thinks of Han Shanhe visiting a brothel, he just wants to laugh. I really hope that Yun Yang will be more patient and let Old Han go whoring for ten days..." Qiu Jianhan gloated.

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However, the expectations of the old Marshal and His Majesty the Emperor will be disappointed at least today.

Because Yun Yang had already brought a group of people to Jiuzun Mansion in a mighty way.

Along the way, Yun Dashao showed off his eloquence, constantly introducing the scenery along the way, talking eloquently, like a treasure at his fingertips, but the opening method he introduced was very different——

"Have you seen this house? This house has a lot of history; when His Majesty Taizu founded the country, this is where the concubine of the brother-in-law's brother-in-law's sister-in-law's concubine lived. Why is it so famous? It's really because of the brother-in-law of the prime minister's brother-in-law..."

After listening to such a series of twists and turns, he could no longer hold back his anger, and said angrily: "The brother-in-law of the prime minister's brother-in-law, isn't he the prime minister at that time? Isn't the sister-in-law of the prime minister's brother-in-law's brother-in-law the prime minister's sister-in-law? For such a simple relationship, you spared eight laps... my sister-in-law's concubine..."

Yun Yang, the instigator, was dazzled by the retelling of the battle song, blinked and said: "Hey, this matter is a bit complicated, your memory is really good..."

Everyone looked at him with contempt.

"Look there, have you seen this tree? You see, the roots are so intertwined and the crown is huge, the origin of this tree is even greater. According to legend, this tree was a tree spirit who attained enlightenment; bless this place On one side, the weather is favorable, the country is peaceful and the people are safe, and it has the ability to call wind and rain and move mountains and seas, but do you know how many times this tree has been struck by lightning in the past hundred years?" Yun Yang looked mysterious.

"How many times?" The black-faced boy didn't want to talk to him, but he couldn't help asking questions,

"Not once!" Yun Yang said seriously.

"..." The black-faced boy stared as if he wanted to eat people.

"A tree of this size has never been struck by lightning once in so many years..." Yun Yang said, "This in itself is a very surprising thing."

A bearded general retorted dissatisfiedly: "This tree is no more than the thickness of a bowl at best, and it is considered a majority if it is ten years old. A tree as old as a tree is not considered an ancient tree... What do you want to do with such nonsense?"

Yun Yang deliberately whispered: "Look...it's the man at the street corner, with a wretched face, he immediately ran away when he saw us, and his behavior was extremely suspicious...Is that the assassin sent by the Dongxuan Empire? Create disputes? We have to consider the safety of everyone, and we must not make any mistakes... In case any of you are in our Yutang Empire, there are three long and two short bodies, tsk tsk... that is a big issue for the diplomatic relations between the two countries."

All the generals have black lines on their heads.

This bastard curser is really vicious—any ordinary person sees so many big bosses walking together, the first reaction must be to run away quickly, why did you become an assassin in your mouth, and you also pulled out the difference between our three long and two short bodies It's over, we said before that we are running out of time, and we have to go on the road, so we put up with it. Looking at this posture, we are obviously addicted to playing...

"You're the only one who has three strengths and two weaknesses!"

"You're the only one with a different head!"

"Your time is numbered, boy, it's time to hit the road!"

Some grumpy generals have already begun to curse.

"You scold me! You scold me?"

Yun Yang was furious: "I am a guide for you with good intentions, take care of every detail, ask myself and do my best, I only hope for good neighborliness and friendship, I don't want you to scold me... Do you still have a conscience, do you still have a little bit of being a guest? Self-awareness? Is there any more..."

The generals of various countries have black lines, scolding you? Who scolded who first? Immediately, there were a few grumpy people who wanted to rush forward to argue.

"You scold me!"

"I won't take you to a brothel at night!"

"Let me tell you the truth, if you want to go to a brothel, there is no way!"

"I can't suffocate you!"

"Not only will I not take you to a brothel, but I will also put aphrodisiacs in your meals! I will ask a few girls to dance with the aphrodisiacs, so you won't be able to touch them!"

"Dare to scold me..."

"If you dare to scold me, you will suffer the consequences!"

"The consequences are very, very special and serious!"

"I won't go even if I'm beaten to death, you guys play with each other in the room! Chrysanthemums are broken, buttocks are full, go!"

"How dare you scold me... Is there any reason, axiom, and natural justice? How can you be so unreasonable, and treat my good intentions as a donkey's liver and lungs... This young master is full of enthusiasm, and I will find you a brothel with good intentions... You don't want to return it Forget it, you still scold me!"

Yun Yang is eloquent, and when others say something, he has already answered at least three sentences, and he is very eloquent.

One bite at a brothel, one bite at a time to suffocate you, these high-ranking generals are all like old bachelors who have been holding back for many years, as if they have never seen a woman in their life...

All of a sudden, there was a lot of cursing on the road, and everyone opened fire and scolded each other.

The generals were angry, what the hell did we come from thousands of miles just to come to your Yutang to visit a brothel?

The words of this bastard boy can make the dead jump in the coffin!

Passers-by all looked sideways, watching this group of well-dressed guys who were clearly bosses talking foul language, mouthing a brothel, mouthing a dick, mouthing an aphrodisiac, mouthing a chrysanthemum...

It's really unbearable!

At the end of the world, people's hearts are not old!

Yun Yang didn't show weakness in the face of the crowd's scolding. He fought against the generals of the whole continent with his tongue, and scolded whoever he caught. I suffocate you! Let you play with yourself, the chrysanthemum is disabled, and the buttocks are full of injuries!

This sentence was a stroke of genius, and the generals present were so angry that their veins twitched and they were dizzy.

Especially at the end, Yun Yang went up to the map cannon mode: "What's wrong with you? One by one, you want to eat me... Don't tell me the officials and generals in your countries only think about women Is it? Do you have other pursuits besides women... Can't you solve it a little bit by yourself, even if you can't do it yourself, you can ask people around you to help!"

"No wonder you are fighting with us every year. It's because our girls from Yutang are pretty, right? Tell me, you haven't found a daughter-in-law in your own country, right? Why don't you hear that Tie Shuai married a wife? So I rushed over here, originally to satisfy my eye addiction, now I am envious of our Tie Shuai, I really see the true colors of you people now, the mainland famous generals, really worthy of the mainland famous generals, this face , with treacherous thoughts, far surpassing ordinary people!"

All the people who passed by and heard a few words were bursts of anger in their hearts.

These guys actually have such... thoughts!

snort……

In everyone's imagination, all the foreign generals have become lustful ghosts who have been holding back for more than ten years, or the kind who don't taboo meat and vegetables, and can do anything... the filth!

And spread the word from ten to ten to hundreds...