Chapter 576 Drink My Wine, Do Me A Favor
A few side dishes were brought up, the white-haired old man waved his hand, and a jug of wine appeared on the table.
"Only one jar?" The skeleton-like guy said, "I haven't even drank water for so many years. After finally drinking your wine, you only give one jar?"
The white-haired old man snorted and said: "You don't understand drinking. If you take out hundreds of altars of good wine at once, in everyone's mind, it will feel worthless. There are too many, and, Originally, I could drink a catty, but the most I can drink is eight taels."
"It is to make everyone feel less; then everyone will have a consciousness of 'I want to drink more so as not to suffer'; and then this wine is interesting to drink!"
The white-haired old man explained with a look of disdain.
"High theory!"
Duguchou and the middle-aged man on one side were all brightened.
The skeleton-like man also smiled, and while going to remove the mud seal, he asked, "Then how many jars of this wine do you have left?"
The white-haired old man said: "In today's world, there is only one altar!"
"..." All three of them were stunned.
Just this altar?
"Really?" The middle-aged man was surprised: "Why do I feel that you don't have a few words of truth?"
The white-haired old man is here: "Believe it or not."
The mud seal has been snapped open.
The aroma of wine rose instantly, forming a hazy mist. In the mist, there were mountains, rivers and mountains, and the scene of the sky and the earth clearly emerged, and it did not dissipate for a long time!
The white-haired old man had a reserved look on his face, and the corners of his mouth showed color.
Even Duguchou and the middle-aged man were a little dazzled by such exquisite wine, and they praised: "Good wine! It's really a peerless good wine!"
The man who looked like a skeleton didn't speak, the two of them saw the fog in the air condense into a scene and quickly dissipated, and turned their heads, only to see that the man who looked like a skeleton had impatiently picked up the wine jar and poured it for himself first. A bowl full.
Immediately, he held the wine jar with one hand, and quickly picked up the wine bowl with the other hand, and drank it down in one gulp with a whoosh sound; then unexpectedly started pouring it into his own bowl again...
"Slow down!" Dugu said angrily, "How can a human being eat alone!"
The middle-aged man also shouted loudly: "How much wine can there be in the whole world, you guy actually steal it!"
The man who looked like a skeleton snorted: "What do you know? For an alcoholic like me, this kind of performance is the greatest respect for the person who brewed this wine!"
Duguchou and the middle-aged man snorted coldly at the same time, but it was not unreasonable to think about it; seeing that there was not much wine, the two started to fight one after another!
"mine!"
"My bowl!"
The skeleton hugged the wine jar tightly, Duguchou stretched out his hand, and a wine arrow shot out; when he reached his own bowl, the middle-aged man simply opened his mouth, and an orange wine arrow flew directly into his mouth.
A jug of wine was almost gone with a swipe.
The three of them laughed at the same time.
"Cool!"
in unison.
"Where's the wine?" The three of them put down their wine bowls at the same time and looked at the white-haired old man.
The white-haired old man stared at the empty wine jug spinning around on the table, speechless.
Take out a jar of wine by yourself, just smell the aroma, and it's gone!
As the host of the treat, I didn't have time to drink a drop!
"You guys are really welcome..." The white-haired old man snorted, and said annoyedly, "My wine will be gone after you take it out... But, where is my wine so delicious?"
Duguchou said with great interest: "Oh? Then you mean that you came to buy us a drink just to ask for our help? Can you understand it this way?"
The white-haired old man snorted, and said: "Of course, after drinking my wine, I will naturally do something for me! This old man has never used his own wine to treat guests for nothing in all his life!"
What the old man said was very domineering!
However, the three of Duguchou looked at each other, and suddenly laughed at the same time: "Old man, let me tell you, you have found the right person to treat us today. , but it’s really too little.”
The middle-aged man in Tsing Yi smiled and said: "However, if you invite someone to do something, you can't do anything with a jar of wine."
The guy who looked like a skeleton suddenly came to his senses, and said: "Not bad, not bad, my temper has always been that if I don't drink enough alcohol, I won't do anything!"
The white-haired old man was dumbfounded, and said angrily: "Why are you a generation of masters, you... actually threatened me like this! As giants in the rivers and lakes, what is the courage of you as heroes?"
He turned his head angrily, looked at Duguchou, and said: "Fortunately, there is brother Dugu, brother Dugu agreed to me just now, it doesn't matter if you two can do it or not."
Duguchou stared blankly: "When did I promise you?"
The white-haired old man was stunned.
"I said just now that you have found the right person. In this world, there are really not many things we can't do... right?" Duguchou asked: "Is that what you mean? But I just said there are not many things I can't do things, but didn’t say, am I willing to do these things?”
The white-haired old man coughed violently, his face was red and his neck was thick, and he was so angry that he couldn't even speak. He pointed his halberd in anger: "You! You...how can you be so shameless!"
Duguchou rolled her eyes, flicked her hand, and the empty wine jar kept spinning on the table, and murmured, "This wine...is delicious, but it's too short. It can't be done. There are as few things as…”
The middle-aged man in Tsing Yi stroked the wine bowl with his hands, and sighed softly: "A thousand cups of wine is too little... But if you don't drink enough, then it's really... just too much to say..."
The skull-like guy jingled the wine bowl with the chopsticks in his hand, and sang loudly: "Ding Ding Ding, Dang Dang Dang, Ding Ding Dang Dang; it's good to drink, and the wine smells good; if you don't give it to me, you will never force it; if you don't have wine, there is no negotiation." , If you don’t help, you won’t help! No discussion, no help! Dangdang..."
Duguchou and the middle-aged man in Tsing Yi shed tears from their laughter.
The white-haired old man was trembling with anger, blowing his beard and staring: "Can you help me?"
"Don't help!" The three of them had a tacit understanding.
"You guys are going too far!" The white-haired old man raised his beard angrily.
Each of these four people is quite old, and it is obvious that they have never met each other before; even after the meeting, except for a simple "guess", they have not announced their names to each other .
But just sitting together like this, laughing and cursing, it feels like old friends who have known each other for decades!
And definitely not strangers meeting for the first time!
"Not too much!" The three of them shook their heads together, in unison: "Defend the god of wine...doing everything possible to blackmail some good wine out, that is really too much!"
The white-haired old man's expression changed, he looked at the three of them angrily, then suddenly raised his head and laughed loudly, cursing: "What the hell!"
Suddenly, with a flip of his wrist, another jug of wine was placed on the table, and he said angrily, "This is the only jug, there will be no more!"
The eyes of the three of them lit up, they had already quickly rushed over, quickly opened it, and then rushed to put it upside down, ignoring the white-haired old man's words.
The white-haired old man also took the wine bowl to pour the wine by himself, and murmured: "If I don't drink any more, I won't even be able to drink the wine I made myself..."
After drinking another jar of wine, Duguchou rubbed her belly and sighed: "I've become more addicted to alcohol and don't want to do things anymore, what should I do?"
The middle-aged man in Tsing Yi also looked distressed: "Me too..."
The guy who looked like a skeleton said: "From now on, I will not speak anymore. Every word they both say represents me!"
The white-haired old man was speechless for a long time, then suddenly he gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, waved his hand, and there was a clatter, the table, under the table, and in the lobby of the inn were immediately filled with good wine, and he said angrily: "Drink you to death!" !"
The three screamed loudly and were overjoyed: "It's coming!"
"Sure enough, this old man has to blackmail him. There is no wine to beg him with nice words."
"That's right, blackmail is necessary, the rumors are true."
"right!"
The white-haired old man was furious: "Who said it's not enough to ask for a good word? Have you ever asked for it?"
The three of them had a meal, the air was silent, and then the whole room roared with laughter.
"Let's talk, what's the matter for you to come out of the mountain and ask us to do something?" Duguchou asked.
The white-haired old man hehe said: "Originally, if I don't meet you, I will handle this matter myself... But since I met, I am too lazy to do it myself."
"Some time ago, an old friend of mine came to me and told me that he was cheated severely. Someone made up to look like me, and under my name, he became his ancestor... and, With my identity, I turned the entire Ziyou Empire upside down... I am a little angry about this, but although my friend's descendants have repeatedly said that this person is actually not bad, nor has he damaged my reputation... ..."
"But the old man's name, is it just someone borrowing it casually?" The white-haired old man said angrily.
"There is such a thing." Duguchou and the skeleton-like person looked at each other and laughed.
The middle-aged man in Tsing Yi frowned, and looked at Feng Xiange with some doubts.
This white-haired old man known by everyone as the God of Dionysus; of course he is the evil doctor Dionysus of the past, a legendary Feng Xiange!
"Who is this person?" The skeleton-like man asked with a big laugh.
"It is the pillar of the Yutang Kingdom, the only survivor among the nine, Lord Yun Zun." Feng Xiange snorted.
After saying this, the entire inn was suddenly silent.
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