Chapter 537 The Tsundere Pet Cat

"Hey, woman, I've been waiting for you here for three days. Why did you leave without saying a word after seeing me? Are you polite?"

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"Hey, lady, I'm talking to you, are you dumb or deaf? Why don't you answer me?"

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"Woman! If you ignore me again, I'm going to be angry! The consequences of my anger are serious, and you can't afford it!" The stinky cat finally blew up. It didn't understand how it could treat a woman Can't hold it anymore?

"Hehe, if you feel that you have the strength to play with me, Ye Liangchen doesn't mind sticking with me to the end!" Lu Xiaoxiao had no words for this stinky cat, and suddenly thought of such a classic line and blurted out.

Stinky Mouth Cat: "..."

"Ye Liangchen? What Ye Liangchen?... Is your real name Ye Liangchen? It doesn't sound good at all! Well, Ye Liangchen, let me follow you, I really must follow you! I have strength, and it's very powerful. Strong, definitely stronger than you, I must play with you."

Lu Xiaoxiao: "..." Talking between people and cats is indeed more intoxicating than talking between chickens and ducks!

"Ye Liangchen, I told you that I have the strength to play with you, why are you still ignoring me? What's the matter with you woman? How can you take me in?"

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"Hey, Ye Liangchen, why are you silent again?!"

"Ye Liangchen, let me tell you..."

Lu Xiaoxiao was really drunk too. Although the stinky cat had been talking to her through secret voice transmission, it was very shy and very loud. Most importantly, this stinky cat not only had a stinky mouth, but also It is good at releasing bad smell for a long time.

Walking all the way, it was only this stinky cat calling her Ye Liangchen XXX.

Finally, Lu Xiaoxiao couldn't bear it anymore and stopped suddenly. The cat master who had been chattering behind him bumped into Lu Xiaoxiao's leg with a "boom", and before he recovered, he heard Lu Xiaoxiao scold:

"Who is Ye Liangchen? Who is your name Ye Liangchen? You are Ye Liangchen! Your whole family is Ye Liangchen! You stinky cat, your mouth is so unclean, you have never brushed your teeth since you were born Or was it born directly in the toilet? They told you to go back and buy toothpaste to brush your teeth to get rid of bad breath, why didn’t you listen? Are you afraid that your stinky mouth will affect the appearance of the city?”

Master Cat's mouth grew into a small O-shape, he blinked his eyes, and then stretched his white, fleshy paws in front of his mouth.

"Ha——" Ha took a long breath and went to the paw, then immediately put his nose on the paw and smelled for a long time. He looked at Lu Xiaoxiao blankly, and said, "It doesn't stink, you said the other day that my mouth stinks, and I've already smelled it when I got back. I also asked other small animals to smell it one by one, and they all said it didn't stink. !"

Lu Xiaoxiao: "...!"

Seeing that the woman was about to explode again, Master Cat immediately raised his hands in surrender: "Okay! I was wrong! It's all my fault! My mouth smells bad! I'm Ye Liangchen, and my whole family is Ye Liangchen! Don't you Angry!"

Looking at the white cat with a big face like mink fur, Lu Xiaoxiao was actually very willing to accept it. If it wasn't so crazy and cool, with its stupid and cute appearance, she wouldn't have much resistance to it.

"Xiaoxiao, take it."

"...do you like it?"

Wuyan: "..." As a cold god, how could he like this kind of thing? Even if this cat is a divine beast, except for Lu Xiaoxiao, he has no feelings for anyone or anything in this world.

"I'll keep it if you like it."

Hearing Lu Xiaoxiao's entanglement and reluctance, Wuyan nodded: "Well, it's okay. Accept it. At least you can be a thug."

"Well, good! Then I'll take this stinky cat in for the sake of your liking it."

Finally finding a good excuse for her entangled heart, Lu Xiaoxiao said to Master Mao in a good mood: "I can let you follow, but I have conditions."

Seeing this woman's irrationality and hypocrisy, Master Cat nodded quickly when he heard it: "Okay, I promise you whatever you say."

"First, if you follow me, you will become my pet. You must be polite in front of me, and you are not allowed to bark at a woman."

"Alright, I'll call you Ye Liangchen!"

Lu Xiaoxiao: "..."

Seeing that Lu Xiaoxiao was unhappy, Master Cat trembled slightly, and said tentatively: "Then... a good day?"

Seeing that Lu Xiaoxiao's blue color continued to darken, Master Cat said again: "Then... Xiaoliang? Chenchen? Or, I'll call you Chenchen, Chenchen sounds nice!"

"You, from now on, call me Big Sister! And I, from now on, call you Little Pig."

Master Cat was stunned: "I am Master Cat, not a pig! Although a pig is not cheap, I am not a pig."

"Then do you want to follow me?"

"Yes!" Master Cat abandoned his arrogance and nodded quickly. I was afraid that Lu Xiaoxiao would run away again while it was not paying attention.

"If you want to follow me, just do as I say. How can the owner call his pet cat the cat master? From now on, you will call me big sister, and I will call you little pig. It is such a happy decision!"

"Okay." Master Cat pitifully agreed to such a condition of losing power and humiliating the country.

"Yeah." Lu Xiaoxiao nodded with satisfaction, and continued: "Second, since you are with me, it is my pet cat. I tell you to go east, but you can't go west. I let you go south, but you can't go north." You must listen to me in everything. If I say something that is not allowed, then you must never do it. There is no reason. If I say you must do it, you must do your best to complete it for me!"

After finishing speaking, Lu Xiaoxiao herself felt a little too much.

She has always been kind to her own stupidity, but this big-faced cat is too domineering, and if she doesn't suppress it from the beginning, she will have to become its pet in the future.

Lu Xiaoxiao's words made Master Mao think for a long time, and finally raised his head to look at Lu Xiaoxiao and said, "Although I have amnesia, I think I have a master. I want to find him... If I meet my master, Can you..."

"Okay, no problem. Although you are working under me, we are basically equal. If you find your master and want to leave, you can leave at any time."

Master Mao's words made Lu Xiaoxiao look at it a lot.

For such a domineering cat, its owner must have a personality similar to it.

"Okay, I agree. I will listen to you in everything, as long as you nourish me with your aura every day."

"What? You mean you want me to breathe out for you every day?"

"Don't take your breath away." After all, Master Cat, no, it was the little pig who pricked his palm, and a bright red drop of blood burst out from the palm of his hand. Before Lu Xiaoxiao could react, the drop of blood The pearl turned into a ray of red light and shot into Lu Xiaoxiao's eyebrows.