Chapter 243: Stocking up on Food

Yoshiyuki: "No! Miss, I was wrong! How dare I!"

Uncle, this is my father-in-law secretly!

How could he afford to offend? Of course, we must try our best to build a good relationship!

But if he was forced to choose one... he would rather be his uncle's brother as "Erina's foster father" than as "Erina's godmother".

After all, that would give him very scary associations!

All in all, with the help of the eldest lady to explain, these misunderstandings have been solved.

However, it still left a very deep impression on everyone: "This guy likes white hair very much".

Of course, everyone has already known that he doesn’t just like a white-haired guy when he sees one, and he has no interest in Asakura. That's no problem.

All I know is that if he likes Bai Mao, his righteous deeds don't matter.

After all it is true.

As long as no one knows that he often appreciates the sexy pictures of white-haired girls late at night, it will be fine.

He felt that as long as the eldest lady and Xiao Ji didn't tell anyone about this secret, there should be no problem.

"By the way...aren't we still going to tie up Xiaodera?"

Nishida Nao said this with a smile and stretched the rope in her hand.

"Actually, if we want to save ingredients, we can roast Kodera directly on the fire... In this way, she can also be considered as participating in the barbecue party? Ha, hehehe... Ah, you are kidding! Don't everyone's expressions be so stiff , how could I do such a thing? Is this joke too cold?"

Ah no, judging from the pain, this should be considered a hot joke!

And everyone’s expressions are because they always feel like you can really do it!

Yoshiyuki really wanted to spit out the above two sentences.

However, the misunderstanding had just been resolved, and he really didn't want to attract attention.

So……

Asakura! Miss!

You all know how to complain! It's time to go!

Yoshiyuki cast his expectant eyes on the two of them.

really……

Live up to expectations!

Erina spoke!

"Now, although you were joking just now, you reminded me of something that I care about very much. Xiaodera, you have a super self-healing ability, right?"

"Yeah...what's wrong?" Kodera Makiko was so frightened that she hid behind Asakura: "You don't really want to eat me! Don't your consciences hurt?!"

Erina was slightly confused after hearing this and said this.

"Huh? Impossible!"

"Ju, you actually said that your conscience can't hurt! Yitian is really terrible!"

"I said it's impossible to eat it!" Erina clarified in half annoyance: "I just want to ask, are there no restrictions on the number of times you can heal yourself and the degree of injury? For example, if all the flesh on your body is really cut off Now that only the skeleton is left, can it grow back?"

"I don't know." Kodera Makiko muttered: "I have never experienced such a tragic accident... and I don't want to experience it at all."

"Then, if a knife pierces your body, can you automatically push the blade out of your body when you heal? Have you experienced similar accidents?"

"I've experienced it... No! If there is a foreign object in the wound that hinders the healing, the self-healing of that part will be suspended. But don't worry about dying from this injury. Even if the heart is stabbed, it will be no problem."

Kodera Makiko sighed after saying this.

"So I tell you, rather than being so unlucky but having such a strong self-healing ability, I would rather become like an ordinary person! Because if I am trapped somewhere and can't escape, but I still can't die, that will be very difficult. Tragic!"

"Hey~ Speaking of this, we also have questions to ask." Asakura straightened his scarf and asked curiously: "What will happen if you fall into the lava, Kodera? You can't be resurrected, or are you constantly resurrected?" Die?"

"How do I know!" Makiko Kodera seemed frightened: "No matter what, the latter is too scary!"

"Hmm, that's right... So after all, are we going to tie up Kodera?" Nao Nishida stretched out the rope in her hand with a smile: "Speaking of which, since she doesn't want to join the Dango Club, we might as well arrest her. As our reserve food, right? You can’t finish it no matter how much you eat, it’s great~ You don’t have to worry about being hungry at any time!”

"I'm going! I'm going! So put the rope away quickly! And I shouldn't be stocking up on food!"

"Then join the Dango Club!" Erina rubbed her hands excitedly: "Choose one of the two magnanimous ones!"

"I don't choose! How can this be considered magnanimous? It's simply a threat from the devil!"

"Although we are joking, it is true for those man-eating demons." Yoshiyuki interjected and said with concern: "After all, they can't finish eating, Xiaoji is indeed the one they want to capture. Object...you should pay more attention to safety at ordinary times."

"I can." Xiaodera mentioned this and seemed quite happy: "Actually, although I usually have bad luck, I basically never encounter the monsters that attack me. Maybe it's because the bad luck on my body is too strong, causing them to You don’t dare to get close at all! Even they think I’m the God of Plague!”

"By the way, I thought about something - maybe you are not plagued by bad luck at all, but have the ability to distort reality!" Yoshiyuki suggested: "For example, although you are not aware of it, subconsciously you are always thinking about what you may encounter next. What kind of accident happened? Then the reality was distorted, and the accident really happened..."

"It's not as complicated as you said!" Kodera Makiko complained: "It's just bad luck! Don't overthink it!"

Everyone walked down the stairs chatting like this.

On the way, the disciplinary committee happened to pass by, so they deliberately controlled the volume.

At this time, Kitajima Sayo was telling a joke she made when she first came to the mainland from Izumi Country.

Basically, she was playing in a public swimming pool, and ended up diving into the deep water to experience the feeling of her hometown. She didn't come out for an hour, and ended up accidentally falling asleep.

As a result, tourists thought it was a corpse, and the lifeguards were so frightened that they rushed into the water to retrieve the body. After being hugged, Bei Dao woke up with a start. He thought he was a crazy person and beat the uncle with his backhand. He was so frightened that after escaping to the shore, he kept shouting "Fake Corpse", and even the strange investigators nearby came to see what was going on.

After hearing this, Erina, who was thinking slowly, took more than ten seconds before bursting out laughing wildly. As a result, as soon as she laughed out loud, she suddenly suppressed it back, making her feel as if she had suffered internal injuries.

"Miss, no matter how slow your reaction is, it won't take you so long to figure out the point of the joke, right?" Yoshiyuki complained after the disciplinary committee member left: "Isn't it easy to understand?"

"I don't understand!" Erina said plausibly: "I'm just remembering what a weird investigator is!"

"Don't forget it so quickly! Isn't that the village of Gunslinger Island!"

I actually thought about such a trivial matter for more than ten seconds!

As expected of the eldest lady!