Chapter 360: Scarf Ninja’s Earthquake Survival Kit

Asakura: "To be honest, in our opinion, if gods want to save, they first save those who are prepared."

Asakura: "So after this major earthquake, we deeply reflected and felt that the usual prevention of such natural disasters is still not enough."

Yoshiyuki: "So...?"

Asakura: "So, we decided to prepare an emergency survival kit! This way, if there is an earthquake and we are trapped inside, we can still survive!"

Kodera: "Ah, I have always had this at home."

Qian Ai: "Me too. After all, earthquakes happen often, and our elementary school teachers told us to prepare one for every family."

Asakura: "Yes, we have been told this by our teacher before! But we have relaxed since we came to Tokyo and have not made any preparations."

Asakura: "For this kind of disaster that may suddenly happen at any time, we still have to prepare in advance with awe! So the survival kit we prepared this time is much better than what ordinary families stock up on!"

Erina: "Oh! Does that mean the royal version of the survival kit?"

Asakura: "It can also be called the enhanced version - no, the gold version!"

Yoshiyuki: "I play too many games!"

Kodera: "Asakura, what did you put in it?" (Expectation)

Asakura: "Hey, hey~ so many, so many!"

Asakura: "Let's start with the basics first! Compressed biscuits and Calpis, these are must-haves, right?"

Yoshiyuki: "Wait, there was a problem from the beginning, right?"

Asakura: "Hey? What's wrong with compressed biscuits?"

Yoshiyuki: "That's normal! I wanted to ask you why you put Calpis in!"

Asakura: "Because we think Calpis tastes good."

Yoshiyuki: "Uh, but that kind of thing is completely dispensable... I should obviously put mineral water in it!"

Yoshiyuki: "When you are thirsty, the more you drink sweet drinks, the thirstier you become, right?"

Asakura: "That's true, but I think Calpis tastes much better than mineral water."

Yoshiyuki: "Ah, that's enough. I'm saying it again!"

Asakura: "And besides these basic supplies, we also specially prepared a lot of favorite comics. Of course, there are also flashlights and batteries to prevent power outages."

Kodera: "Well...why does it feel so meaningless?"

Asakura: "How could it be meaningless? This is a necessary preparation! Imagine being trapped under the rubble. If you can't do anything, wouldn't you soon be bored to death?"

Yoshiyuki: "It feels more and more like what you're afraid of isn't the earthquake itself at all, but boredom, right?"

Asakura: "Hmph~ That's about right."

Asakura: "Besides that, we need to prepare medicine. To prevent injuries!"

Asakura: "There are toilet paper, sanitary napkins, paper bags and more!"

Yoshiyuki: "...I can understand the first two. But what are paper bags used for?"

Asakura: "Maekawa~ You need to think more carefully! When you need to go to the toilet, won't a paper bag come in handy? You can't just carry it with you."

Yoshiyuki: "Well, that's right...thinking about it, I'm really well prepared."

Asakura: "Of course! After all, we prepared it ourselves~"

Asakura: "Ah, by the way! We are also planning to add dried fruits to it."

Asakura: "Considering that you might get thirsty easily inside, I'd better save some water...so we decided to put this kind of dried fruit in!"

Yoshiyuki: "So let's put some mineral water in!"

Yoshiyuki: "I really don't know if you are seriously preparing!"

Xiao Ji raised her notebook at this time.

There is this sentence written on it.

【Want to try it】

"Yeah, no problem!" Asakura opened the bag with a smile and poured the dried fruits into Xiao Ji's hands: "Here, let's have a taste!"

"I want it too!" Erina said excitedly, then put her mouth to her daughter's hand, bit into a peanut, and chewed it. "This is so bland, is it raw? It has almost no taste."

"No, if it is really raw peanuts, the taste will be very present." Asakura explained with great interest: "These are cooked nuts without seasoning! No salt is added!"

"Yes, I like to eat it without seasoning."

Yi Xing also took a piece of almond and praised it after tasting it, but still felt that this was definitely not a good choice from the perspective of saving water.

"Asakura, it is true that eating these will make you less thirsty than ordinary bagged nuts. But dried fruits themselves are things that can easily cause thirst. You'd better prepare more water."

"That's right~" Nao Nishida held her chin with a smile and leaned against Kitajima and said: "Prepare more water, and you can last longer... Moreover, the used water bottle can also be used to catch urine, right? When the time comes, drinking urine can extend your life a lot."

While Yoshiyuki was drinking water, he suddenly felt a little nauseous and almost vomited it out.

"Stop talking, it's true, but it's too disgusting!"

"Now, I'm thinking about a question." Erina ate the melon seeds and asked in confusion: "Why don't the ready-made melon seeds taste as good as the ones you eat yourself?"

"Because eating melon seeds is very fun in itself." Makiko Kodera thought for a while and replied: "That's why people only consider doing it when they are passing time... But from what I have seen, I still eat melon seeds directly. There are more benevolent people.”

Nishida: "But when you eat those kinds of things, you sometimes think about whether they were eaten by others during processing, right?"

As soon as these words came out, Erina was so disgusted that she retched and finally vomited out.

Demon Sword Girl patted her back with concern, a little harder, and it felt like the eldest lady's lungs were being slapped out of her mouth.

Yoshiyuki: "Hey, how could such a thing happen! Why does Nishida keep talking about such disgusting topics today!"

Nishida: "Hey hey~ I won't tell you. I won't tell you."

Nishida: "In my opinion, eating melon seeds tastes better than eating ready-made ones because the skin of melon seeds is more salty."

Nishida: "After all, the skin is fried during the frying process! The main flavor is left outside!"

Asakura: "Oh, that seems to make sense!"

Asakura: "Ah, by the way, we also brought a bag of shelled peanuts. Let's eat them too!"

Yoshiyuki: "...By the way, Asakura, haven't you spent all your monthly meal expenses? You've even given us lunch."

Asakura: "Yeah, that's right! Thanks to everyone's sponsorship of a few bites of rice, we can have enough to eat! Of course, so does Yukikaze Maru!"

Yoshiyuki: "So, where did you get the money to buy nuts?"

Asakura: "I bought this a long time ago~"

Asakura: "Actually, we are in the red just to make this survival kit!"

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