Chapter 516: Soul Burning

Yoshiyuki said this, explaining to Shigei how he deduced this.

The core evidence is that, according to people's testimonies, Asakura Sachiko's short hair changed to shoulder-length hair before she first entered the portal.

Women's hair grows approximately one centimeter per month.

Therefore, Sachiko probably spent five or six months here. This doesn't take into account the time she may have been active elsewhere before.

After Yoshiyuki said this to Shiuyi, he explained how long he had been here since then.

After listening to this, Shiuyi was silent for a moment and picked up the wine glass again.

Shigei: "Ah, so annoying."

Yoshiyuki: "Is that all you think?!"

Shigei: "I really want to bite the scarf ninja's neck and taste what her hair will taste like when it grows longer..."

Yoshiyuki: "There should be no difference!"

Shigei: "Eating habits, sleep quality, etc. all affect the taste of blood."

Yoshiyuki: "So what does it have to do with hair!"

Yoshiyuki: "...!!!"

This feels...so good!

It seems like it’s been a long time since I chatted and complained with my friends so easily!

I said that I feel that my brain is not normal recently, and I have begun to slowly accept women's clothing...

It’s because I never have any friends to engage in these daily conversations!

It seems that maintaining normal interpersonal communication is too important.

Otherwise, sooner or later, people will be forced to become abnormal!

Chatting happily with friends can help prevent cross-dressing!

You must remember this, and it is best to repeat it in your mind every day before going to bed!

Just when Yoshiyuki was feeling this way, Shigei slowly spoke again.

Although his tone was slow, his words caught people off guard.

"I can see that there are about three or four exclamation marks in your heart right now."

Yoshiyuki: "How do you know?!"

Shigei: "...ha."

Shigei: "Guess. It's definitely not me using vampire mind-reading skills."

Yoshiyuki: "Of course not! You don't know how!"

Shigei: "I've been here for about two weeks, which is about the same as you."

Yoshiyuki: "Ah, that's true - no, you changed the subject too abruptly!"

Shigei: "Let my sister teach you how to use your skills. You will be able to use them when you go out to pick up girls later, instead of relying on applying glue on your body to stick to girls - a man with grace should not continue to complain at this time."

Yoshiyuki: "I don't need to pick up girls at all..."

Shigei: "That's right. You already have something ready. Judging from the current atmosphere of the Yida family, you can do whatever you want with that guy behind your back. You only risk being beheaded when you go out to pick up girls."

Yoshiyuki couldn't help but blush a little as he imagined what it would be like to play various fun games with the eldest lady.

He thought that such exciting things were not something a maid should think about.

No. Not a maid—a footman.

He felt that his subconscious was beginning to become quite dangerous! It's like the soul is being burned!

Maybe after a while, even when thinking about myself, the third person will become "she" instead of "he".

Yoshiyuki: "Why beheading?"

Yoshiyuki: "According to traditional supernatural powers, isn't it seppuku?"

Shigei: "Because in a broad sense, recommending someone alone shouldn't be considered DD behavior."

Shigei: "Then according to the law, DD must be beheaded live."

Yoshiyuki: "How can there be such a strange law?!"

Yoshiyuki: "... Speaking of which, the eldest lady really thought about becoming a vtuber. But she thought it would be troublesome to deal with fans, so I persuaded her to quit at the speed of light."

Shigei: "Hehehe..."

Shigei: "She is definitely not suitable for live broadcasting, believe me."

Shigei: "You'll get tired of it soon."

Shigei: "Speaking of which, your face has become very red since the beginning, little transvestite... Do you want me to help you cool down?"

Yoshiyuki: "Did you put your hand on your head? You did this to me when I had a fever when I was a child... The body temperature of vampires is always very low, which is really helpful for cooling down."

Shigei: "Now that you are a mature little transvestite, you don't need to rely on such low-level methods to cool down."

Shigei: "Sister, I'm going to teach you something advanced today - as long as it absorbs 1,200 CC of blood, you will feel your whole body cool down right away? The effect is very long-lasting."

Yoshiyuki: "Well, that's indeed quite long-lasting...even into the coffin!"

Shigei: "Isn't that great?"

Shigei: "A lot of our vampires like to sleep in coffins. I think you should also experience it."

Yoshiyuki: "You want me to die!"

Shigei: "Don't worry, little transvestite. As long as my sister is here, I will never let you die."

Shigei: "As long as your body is not rotten, I can make you drink my blood, and then cast a spell to turn you into a vampire...hehehe...then you will become my offspring."

Shigei: "As your creator, technically speaking, you can call me mom? But I don't want to have a transvestite son who doesn't wear women's clothes at all."

Yoshiyuki: "..."

Yoshiyuki: "Speaking of which, I was very touched to see you. I felt like I finally met an acquaintance, the sister I have known since childhood... Why do I feel my blood pressure rising while we are chatting?!"

Shigei: "Maybe I was too touched. There is no need to feel inferior. I am also very happy."

Shigei: "I envy you that your blood pressure is still high. Mine has always been very stable."

Yoshiyuki: "After all, you are a vampire... Although your heart can still beat, you will never have blood problems."

After Yoshiyuki said this, he fell into silence for the time being.

He pondered for a long time before taking a deep breath and saying this.

Yoshiyuki: "Seriously, Sister Shigei. I just...how should I put it? I feel..."

Shigei: "...are you happy to see me?"

Yoshiyuki: "...Yeah."

Shigei: "You even want to lend me your power bank to play games?"

Yoshiyuki: "Now I seriously doubt that the eldest lady's ability to destroy the atmosphere was learned from you!"

Yoshiyuki: "Shouldn't we say something touching now?! Then recall the happy times we had in the past! Then imagine the future!"

Shigei: "...Sounds very troublesome."

Shigei: "What do we have to do with each other? There's no need for those cliche words."

Shigei: "The focus now is that I want to play games."

Shigei: "Hurry, hand it over."

Yoshiyuki: "No!"

Shigei: "You always carry a lot of things with you when you go out. When you go on an adventure in another world, maybe you don't bring a power bank? Who are you kidding?"

Shigei: "Take it out quickly."

Yoshiyuki: "Okay - I can't hide it from you, I did bring it. But you can't use this casually! It's a backup energy source in case of emergency!"

Shigei: "You're charging your phone? There's no signal here, so what's the use of charging it."

Shigei: "Little transvestite, it's an emergency now. Sister, I want to play SWITCH, but I get chills all over when I think about it."

Yoshiyuki: "Have you ever felt hot?!"