Chapter 571: There Is a Big Idiot

Clyde: "He's the type that keeps falling in love over time!"

Clyde; "...Ah, could you also treat me...that...!"

Mei Hong: "No. It's impossible. I'm very dedicated."

Clyde: "Uh, but you hugged them all. You had them all in your mouth. How can you say you are single-minded?"

Mei Hong: "Zhenyi is specially made. It refers to a pair. Apart from them, I can't let anyone else go in my heart."

Clyde: "Because you are Denis, is there a possibility... that you like the combination of white hair and animal ears? So you are not interested in others?"

Mei Hong: "I've seen a lot of beast-eared girls like this, but not one of them likes me."

Mei Hong: "Okay, the small talk is over. After listening to what I said, you should know the importance of taking a shower quickly. The faster we make progress, the sooner I can go back to see them."

Clyde: "Well..."

Clyde: "...Speaking of which, I want to borrow a book."

Mei Hong: "You need to register to borrow books, are you crazy?"

Clyde: "Uh, I forgot."

Clyde: "Yeah, I should be a dead person now... keep a low profile!"

Mei Hong: "That's right. I have to be reminded to respond to such a simple thing."

Mei Hong; "You little fool still don't want to."

Clyde: "Call me stupid again--ah!"

Clyde exclaimed when he accidentally tripped over the sliding door as he walked into the bathroom.

If Mei Hong hadn't reacted, controlled her body and grabbed the door, her head would have been in close contact with the cold tiles.

Mei Hong: "Be careful, little stupid pig. I will feel pain too."

Mei Hong: "If you are willing to kowtow, you have to consider that your body is now public property, right?"

Clyde: "Don't call me a pig! I was just a little idiot!"

Mei Hong: "Then you admit that you are a little fool?"

Clyde: "No—ah!"

Before she could finish her words, she bumped her head while lowering her head to put the clothes in the moisture-proof cabinet.

"Ugh..." Clyde rubbed his head and whimpered aggrievedly. He looked up at the section of tabletop that was longer on the top of the cabinet than below, and complained, "What is this! Is it a specially made head-banging design?"

Mei Hong: "The furniture is very ordinary. You are just careless."

Clyde: "I'm not careful! It's impossible to avoid this with human reaction speed!"

Mei Hong: "This is just a counter, not the Yin Bee barrage of "The Biggest Rebirth of the Angry Boss Bee"."

Mei Hong: "As a human being, I feel offended. You should apologize to the whole world."

Clyde: "But I really can't avoid it! It's outside my blind spot!"

Clyde: "I don't have eyes on my head, so how could I know there's a tabletop on top of the cabinet!"

Mei Hong: "That's it."

Mei Hong: "There is a big idiot, but I won't say who it is."

Clyde: "Is there anyone else here?"

Mei Hong: "What do you think?"

Clyde: "No matter how you look at it, it's just us!"

Mei Hong: "I don't know how you did it, but you were right."

Mei Hong: "Besides, the big fool is still among you and me. Didn't you expect that?"

Mei Hong: "Guess who she is? There is a hint."

Clyde: "Of course it's Mei Hong!"

Mei Hong: "Do you believe what you say?"

Mei Hong: "Of course I believe it! Because I am a little fool. Of course the big fool is you."

Mei Hong wanted to make a gesture of covering his face.

He felt that living in Miss Clyde's body and trying to regain his physical body would be far more difficult than imagined.

Mei Hong: "Don't worry, Miss Clyde."

Mei Hong: "You just evolved into a big idiot."

Clyde: "I'm not stupid!"

Clyde: "Mei Hong is the fool! Big fool!"

Mei Hong: "Is there any evidence to prove this?"

Clyde: "Because I wasn't this clumsy before I was possessed by you!"

Clyde: "I am much smarter than I am now! Everyone praises me for having a smart little head!"

Clyde: "Ever since you moved in, your body has become stupid! No matter how you think about it, it's not because of my insufficient IQ. It must have been diluted by Mei Hong, a big idiot like you! I was infected with the idiot virus!"

Mei Hong: "Don't your conscience hurt when you say this? I suggest you touch it yourself."

Clyde: "I don't feel it, so of course it doesn't hurt! And how do you touch that thing?"

Mei Hong: "It's easy. I'll teach you. Come on, put your hand on the left side of your chest. Just near the bulge. You will feel the heartbeat magically."

Clyde: "What does that have to do with conscience!"

Mei Hong: "If you feel heartache after putting your hand there, it means you have a conscience. Otherwise, you don't."

Clyde: "Humph, you just want to trick me into putting your hand over! I won't be fooled!"

Clyde: "I understand! You just haven't touched Wu Nini and Wu Lili for too long! Now you are so, so dissatisfied!"

Mei Hong: "(laughing)"

Clyde: "What kind of attitude do you have! I heard you holding back your laughter!"

Mei Hong: "It's nothing, I just think it's cute that you say such things while your face gets hot with embarrassment."

Mei Hong: "Although I can't see it, your face should be very red. Maybe it's Steam Princess, so many discounted games will pop up above your head."

Clyde: "Huh? What do you mean?"

Mei Hong: "Steam? It's steam. Your English is pretty good, why can't you react?"

Clyde: "Of course I understand this!"

Clyde: "Who can react to someone who suddenly told a bad joke?"

Mei Hong: "Only the little stupid pig would think this is a bad joke."

Clyde: "Changing words again!"

Mei Hong: "Oh, actually it's not fair to say that."

Mei Hong: "Pigs are actually very smart animals. I'm a bit insulting to pigs by saying this. But it's just a common saying, they will understand."

Clyde: "Huh? Really? Pigs are really smart?"

Mei Hong: "Yeah. Much smarter than one of us."

Clyde: "Why do you scold me every chance you get!"

Mei Hong: "I didn't. You were right."

Mei Hong: "But it's a good thing. Many people are not as self-aware as you are."

Clyde: "That's enough! You're still calling me stupid in different ways! Don't say any more! Otherwise, you'll be responsible for the consequences!"

Mei Hong: "You should do so at your own risk. This is indeed a bit of a blind spot in my knowledge. Can you tell me what you can do to me? Do you want to beat me up?"

Clyde; "Uh..."

Clyde: "...I can slap myself and it will hurt you to death!"

Mei Hong: "Well, we hurt each other, right?"

Mei Hong: "Then do you want to stab yourself? It will hurt me more."

Clyde: "I don't want to be resurrected with great difficulty!"

Clyde: "...Ah, I suddenly feel so cold."

Clyde: "Are you, are you playing tricks in my body?"

Mei Hong: "No. It's just that you took off your clothes but didn't take a hot shower."

Mei Hong: "By the way, how long are you going to keep covering yourself with a bath towel? You don't want to wear it in the shower, do you?"

Clyde: "Of course not! That's so verbose!"