Chapter 904: Ontology

Xiaoji was videotaping the whole process.

After recording, she checked it and looked satisfied.

Erina: "Hime-chan! Show me quickly!"

Xiao Ji nodded.

He jogged over and handed the phone to Erina.

She admired it and suddenly showed a proud expression.

So, Erina took the phone, shook it in her hand, and threatened Sachiko, who had just been spanked and was lying on the sofa wailing in pain.

Erina: "Hmph~ Does this contain a video of your social death?"

Erina: "Scarf Ninja~ You don't want this video of despair to be leaked, do you?"

Sachiko: "Uuuuuuuuah, too much...so too much!"

Sachiko: "But that's a video of Scarf Ninja! What does it have to do with Asakura Sachiko!"

Erina: "Damn it! You dare to speak harshly even when you are about to die!"

Erina: "Why doesn't it matter? Of course it does!"

Erina: "Hey! Your scarf is your real body, right? If you take it off, no one will recognize you!!"

Sachiko: "How is that possible!!"

Sachiko: "We are obviously very cute! We don't look ordinary at all, right?"

Sachiko: “Even without the scarf, it’s still very recognizable!”

Sachiko: "If you don't believe me, I'll take off my scarf right away and see if you recognize me!"

Sachiko: [Take off the scarf and throw it to the ground]

Celia: "Ehhhh?! Master!! Master, why did you fall to the ground and stop moving!!"

Celia: "Ahhhhh!! Erina even stepped on her foot!!"

Yoshiyuki: "No!!! Sa-chi-ko!!"

Yoshiyuki: "Let me be punished on her behalf, Miss!!"

Xiaoji: ["There is a strange white-haired sister in the family. Does anyone know her?"]

Erina: "That's right! Who is this person? When did he come in?"

Yukikaze Maru: "Woof! Woof!"

Sachiko: "Impossible!! This, how could this be true!!"

Sachiko: "We have become a substitute for the scarf!!"

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Sachiko: "Oh... taking a bath after eating is so refreshing..."

Sachiko: "Erina's bathtub is so big!"

Celia: "Hehe...yes."

Celia: "But...it was the first time I took a bath with the owner at a friend's house. I felt a little embarrassed..."

Sachiko: "There's nothing to be embarrassed about. We all regard this place as our home!"

Celia: "Isn't this not good..."

Sachiko: "Oh...it's nothing. We don't sleep here all day long."

Sachiko: "By the way, Celia, can you give us a massage? It's very comfortable when you take a bath."

Celia: "Oh, okay!"

Celia: "...By the way, Master. I saw Miss Yoshiyuki pouring something into the bathtub before...Is that fragrance?"

Sachiko: "It is a hot spring essence that is used to imitate hot springs! It contains minerals! It can make the skin more tender and smooth, and it can also relieve fatigue. It is also effective for stiff muscles and joints!"

Sachiko: "...There should be some!"

Celia: "It turns out that the owner is not sure!"

Sachiko: "Well... I think it does have a beautifying effect! I've been soaking in this every day since I was a child, so my skin is super good."

Sachiko: "...Well, it's rare to take a bath in Kuongo, and your skin seems to be pretty good, so you can say it heals your skin, or you can say it has no practical effect? ​​I don't understand."

Sachiko: "Maybe this kind of thing is metaphysics."

Sachiko: "If you believe it, it will work! If you are sincere, it will work!"

Sachiko: "For example, before we went to bed yesterday, we prayed that we would be able to eat Yoshiyuki's beef stew today, and we actually got it~ It's very effective!"

Celia: "Oh! What god does the master pray to?"

Sachiko: "God of all directions!!"

Sachiko: "Just pray to all the gods! It's very easy!!"

Celia: "Ehhhhh?!"

Celia: "This... this is not sincerity at all!!"