Chapter 2284: Late Autumn in Golden City (Part 48)
Everyone thought Schiller would speak first, but Bruce was the first to speak, and he readily admitted that this actually started from one of his plans - the Cuckoo Bird Plan.
"Don't look at me like that. I know the name of this plan is a bit strange, but you can't ask me to call all the plans Bat 1 and Bat 2. I won't be able to tell them apart."
"It's hard to imagine what kind of mental state you are in to give each of your more than 3,000 plans an independent name." Diana shook her head and sighed.
Because everyone was a little drunk, they talked a lot. In the past, the Amazon princess would not complain about others like this.
"But it does greatly facilitate your understanding." Bruce stretched out a finger and said, "This plan is actually the literal meaning. When you mention cuckoos, what do you think of?"
"The cry is miserable?" Pamela frowned. Obviously, she didn't like this kind of bird, because the cuckoos in Gotham usually make a noise ten times louder than normal cuckoos.
"I think it's probably their breeding habits." Clark was not drunk, and the alcohol was insignificant to his body. He analyzed: "Cuckoos like to lay their eggs in the nests of other birds. Cuckoo eggs tend to hatch earlier than other eggs, and the young birds will hatch earlier to get food."
"Cuckoos in different regions will imitate the images of different birds when they are young to paralyze their parents so that they can get food as soon as they hatch."
"Because they can enjoy food for a long time after hatching, they will naturally develop faster and be stronger. By the time other birds hatch, cuckoos have grown big."
"They are born with a movement of spreading their wings and arching their backs backwards. This is to squeeze other birds out of the nest. Cuckoos themselves grow big, and this movement can quickly squeeze all the newly hatched birds out of the nest and kill them."
"It sounds like an alien." Lex commented accurately.
Clark covered his forehead, looked at Lex, then at Schiller, and then at Lex, but he didn't say "Can you learn something good?" in the end.
"I don't think this is despicable." Clark commented: "The biggest difference between humans and wild animals is that humans have social order and moral standards, so we can naturally condemn those who do not abide by the order and have no morals."
"But in the bird world, they neither enjoy the benefits brought by social order and contracts, nor do they abide by certain moral standards to strengthen cohesion. All the habits they have developed come from evolution for the sake of survival, so there is naturally no distinction between good and evil."
"If you have to say it, this is like a kind of survival wisdom evolved over many years, showing the magic of nature."
Diana partially agreed with this view, but for different reasons. She said: "In fact, if everything animals do is for reproduction, then this kind of raising habits is very risky."
"Not all bird parents Nothing can know the camouflage of the azalea bird. Some of the more smart people kill the cuckoo that lives in the nest, or simply not feed, wait for it to starve to death. "" There are also some rhododendron birds who pushed other young birds down the nest, and they accidentally fell to death, or encountered other raptors prey. "So this cannot be called a very good childcare habits, even from the perspective of zoology, it can only be said to be strange, but it cannot be said to be efficient." After speaking, her eyes were on Bruce's face, and asked, "I guess you have made such a name. "" Lex and Pamila are thoughtful, because they stay in Gotham long, and they know what Bruce has been busy in recent times. "Owl." Bruce said: "We have formed a new owl, and I am the biggest and strongest rhododendron." Then, under Bruce's explanation, the others were able to get a glimpse of the threshold of this huge plan, and then they found that they could not find existing words to describe this plan. If they had to say it, it was old-fashioned and too trendy.
After Lucifer completely wiped out the Owls, Bruce reorganized the Owls of this universe, led by Alberto Falcone, and members of the gangster family participated in it.
Barbatos was completely unaware of Lucifer's level of erasure, so he just thought that the Owls of this universe started late, but the good thing was that Bruce in this universe was also a coal ball.
How powerful the Owls led by Batman would be, Barbatos had imagined, he had always wanted to get a real Batman - no brain disease, clear logic, strong execution, but often such Batman only appears in the bright universe, which is the white moonlight he wants but cannot get.
This time, there finally appeared a Batman who completely met his expectations, and Barbatos was very happy for a while, but he soon discovered that he did not find a son for himself, but a father for himself.
Actually, it is not accurate to say so. He found himself an excellent employee, but he was a little too excellent.
When Bruce first formed the Owls, his slogan was to build the best Owl Court in the universe, work hard, make progress, and crush all the owls in the universe.
When it comes to being the king of owls, Batman is second and no one dares to say he is the first. Batman himself is the number one struggler in all the universes combined.
It’s okay that Bruce crushes his employees and himself, but the most outrageous thing is that he also crushes his boss.
Since he had such a good employee, Barbatos has never had a moment of leisure. He really doesn’t know how Batman can find so many things to do for himself.
If you say he is looking for things to do, it’s okay, but the things he finds are all very useful. Sometimes it’s to build a basic maze, sometimes it’s to expand the base camp, and sometimes it’s to adjust the basic structure of personnel. Each one has to write a lengthy report.
It just so happens that he is not very popular with secretarial work. He reads all the reports himself, which makes Barbatos dizzy.
Barbatos did suggest that we should not write so long every time, but Batman was very confident. If I don't write all the details, who will be responsible if there is a problem?
Moreover, he hinted in both explicit and implicit ways, look at your previous work of invading the light universe, in one word - rough!
Otherwise, why are you still staying at home when others have entered? Can you achieve great things without paying attention to details? You don't even have this little free time, and you are not willing to devote this little energy. Why don't you go home and sell sweet potatoes?
Are you the boss and am I the boss? Is the company yours and mine? Is the work done for you and for me?
I don't need to invade the light universe. I was not born in the dark universe. I didn't say anything about your bad start. I am not tired of writing the report, but you are tired of reading the report. It is simply the worst class I have ever led!
Barbatos was speechless, because Michael, his grandmother's leg, actually read all the reports written by Bruce!
Barbatos didn't want to watch it head-on, nor did he want to be scolded by Bruce. He thought that as long as he found enough work for Bruce, he would not have time to write that shitty report, so he handed over all the management work of several bright universes that were relatively stable at present to Bruce.
Now it's good. Bruce's main point is that I have a high IQ and I am great. I will open up multiple battlefields and fight on multiple fronts.
I will not delay the tasks assigned to me by the organization. I can also give full play to my subjective initiative, fully mobilize the enthusiasm of employees, carry out large-scale production and cooperation, and must maximize your efficiency.
As a result, Barbatos was crazy answering the phone for more than a month.
"Hey, boss, have you read the 13th version of the revision of the drawings for the renovation of the building structure of the 6th and 12th Universe Owl Maze? Turn to page 681 and see the slash below the punctuation mark p? In that area, we plan to use the latest materials infused with dark energy, mainly to solve the load-bearing problem of the F201 area..."
"Hey, boss, have you read the report on the 26th Universe Owl Court's spiritual improvement work conference based on Gotham's intelligence security? It's about the intelligence leak three days ago... There's no focus, everyone's speech is very important!... I have sent the second meeting report to your email, please take a look as soon as possible! Reply to me before three o'clock, I still have to hold a summary meeting!"
"Boss, why haven't you replied to me about the suggestions on the industrial transformation direction of the 7th Universe Owl Group?... Of course you need to reply! Otherwise, according to the idea of that cosmic owl, put it into the vitamin bottle Is it filled with dark energy? Reduce costs and increase efficiency! Reduce costs and increase efficiency! ... Give me an answer as soon as possible, the personnel and equipment are waiting, and one day of non-operation will result in a loss of millions!"
"Hey, boss, you have to go to Universe No. 12 on Saturday morning to attend the completion ceremony of the maze, and then immediately answer the work report call from Universe No. 6. The priest's phone has been unreachable for two weeks. And Universe No. 15, they said last time that there was a problem with their prayer passage. Did you try it after I repaired it? Go and try it quickly, otherwise they will break it themselves and say that I didn't fix it!"
"Hello? Boss! Hello? ! ... Why are you sleeping again? ! Aren't you a dragon? Get up and work quickly! Can you open your eyes and see the overall situation of the universe? You don't think you have a lot of advantages, do you? You started late and didn't work hard. If you are beaten to death, you can sleep forever!"
Barbatos swore that he really didn't want to care about the three unlucky things hanging in the sky, but he really wanted to share this genius pope with them now.
Let's quickly introduce ourselves, quickly get to know each other, and quickly form a mysterious dark organization. You quickly register an email and phone number, and then quickly establish contact with him, and he will quickly help you come up with a plan to conquer the world... or save the world!
But unfortunately, these mysterious outer gods similar to nature usually have no interest in conquering and saving the world, but Barbatos suspects that they are very interested in watching him reply to emails in a hurry.
Barbatos is not a human, and his thinking organ does not operate in a single thread like humans. In fact, it can operate in infinite threads-but Batman is infinitely infinite.
Bruce is so idle. His plan is very effective, but he doesn't care about anything from alien invasion to trash can being kicked over at a certain intersection.
Not only does he like micro-management, but he also has to drag Barbatos to do it.
Barbatos thought, if I had the ability to micro-manage, would I still be in the dark universe?
But what can Barbatos say? He can only say that Batman has a good idea.
Someone, please post a picture of Barbatos
(I am a dragon lover. If it was a dragon, it might not be so unlucky. Unfortunately, it is not)