Chapter 71 Happy Poop Shoveler

This secret passage seems to be specially provided for night tourers. Its exit is not far from the castle, just behind the bushes near the Quidditch field.

After everyone came out, Fred and George walked quickly to the front and opened their hands and said, "Welcome to Hogwarts at night."

"This feeling is completely different from the daytime, enjoy it."

Cedric and Connor both seemed a little excited.

For them, the experience of night tour was something they had never had before. While feeling novel, they also felt an indescribable excitement in their hearts.

Kyle didn't feel anything special, but it was also his first time to see Hogwarts under the night sky, and he couldn't help but look around with some curiosity.

Hogwarts at night was particularly quiet, and the stars in the night sky emitted a little soft light, just like the night lights hanging on the castle.

It was beautiful like a dream, but quiet and peaceful.

Everyone stopped there for a moment, until Fred reminded them, they remembered that they still had something to do, and after coming to their senses, they walked towards the Forbidden Forest.

On the way, they also turned a big corner and deliberately bypassed Hagrid's wooden house.

Although Fangya was a little timid, he was a serious hound after all, with sharp hearing and smell. If he got too close, he would probably be noticed by him.

It only took a little time, but it was better than being dragged back to the castle by Hagrid.

After bypassing the wooden house, there was a wide woodland in front. The nest of the moon fool was not difficult to find. Under the leadership of Kyle, they soon saw the lush guardian tree.

At this time, the moon fool just walked out of the nest.

They raised their long necks to look at the sky, and there was a sharp contrast between their big heads and slender legs.

They looked like miniature alpacas.

They were quite cute.

In the moonlight, they slowly raised their front legs, and the two slightly thicker hind legs began to swing irregularly.

"The dance of the Moon Beast... This is the dance of the Moon Beast!" Cedric said excitedly: "I have only seen it in books before, it is far worse than the live version!"

"Don't get excited, if they find you, you won't be able to watch it." Kyle reminded in a low voice.

The Moon Beast is a very shy magical animal. If they find other people around, they will shyly hide in their nests.

But what Cedric said is not wrong.

The live version of the dance is indeed much better than the photos in the book.

But this is normal. Newt is just a social phobia who studies magical animals. What does he know about taking pictures? Just watch it.

The Moon Beast danced for a while, and it seemed to move. The dance steps began to become more complicated and charming.

And with each step they moved, some tiny silver-white light spots gradually appeared on the ground behind them.

These light spots became more and more, like a stage spread out under the feet of the Moon Beast.

The silver-white "stage" and the moonlight in the sky complemented each other, making their dance directly sublimate to another level.

"So beautiful..." Connor's eyes were full of stars, and she was mesmerized by the sight.

"Ahem..."

Although it was a bit of a spoiler, Kyle thought about it and whispered in her ear: "That silver thing is their feces."

"..."

The stars in Connor's eyes disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye. She turned her head and looked at Kyle in disbelief.

"It's true." Kyle said calmly: "If you don't believe it, you can read the book "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them". It's written on it."

Connor: "..."

After learning that the Moon Beast was dancing on its own feces, she could never go back.

The graceful and complex dance in front of her seemed to become boring.

Connor was going crazy.

She couldn't understand why Kyle told her this now. Couldn't he wait until she finished reading it? !

She turned around again and punched Kyle's arm.

Fred and George next to her were similar. They also punched Kyle in anger and told him not to talk when he should shut up.

Only Cedric was better off, because he knew all this.

Seeing that he had offended everyone, Kyle quickly raised his hands to surrender and decisively admitted, "I was wrong!"

But it was useless, everyone was still staring at him, even Cedric was no exception.

There was no way, not staring would be out of place.

"Okay, let's put it another way." Kyle continued: "That thing is silver, and Sikor is also silver. Do you know what this means?

Let's put it this way, if you work harder, you can probably get five in one night."

Fred and George took a breath, and didn't care about condemning Kyle, and got together to calculate.

Five Galleons a night, thirty-five a week, that semester is...

The twins were a little dizzy, they couldn't calculate it, but they were sure that it was a huge number.

And they still had to stay in Hogwarts for six years.

With this windfall, even if they split it equally with Kyle and others, they could open their own joke shop when they graduated.

Is the dream realized just like that?

The two brothers hugged each other with tears of joy, and almost jumped up with excitement.

After that, they didn't care about anything else, and just stared at the Moon Crazy Beast. When the silver light spots stopped increasing, they rushed out instantly.

The moonsuckers were frightened and ran back to their lair, where Weasley and George were collecting their droppings.

Probably because the speed was too slow, Fred also asked Kyle and the others to come too.

However, neither Kyle nor Cedric moved. Connor was a little hesitant, but was held by Kyle.

"Well, won't you tell them the truth?" Honest Cedric was a little confused.

The excrement of the Moon Crazy Beast is indeed valuable, but it has to be fresh, and it is not like Bibi's multi-flavor beans, which can be sold just by saying it. It also needs stable sales channels and customers.

Fred and George couldn't even get out of Hogwarts, let alone other places, and Cedric really couldn't think of anyone they could sell the Moonsucker poop they collected.

In addition, and more importantly...this is Hogwarts.

Whether it's Hagrid's pumpkin patch or Professor Sprout's greenhouse, they all require a lot of fertilizer.

These fertilizers must not have been bought from outside.

"What's the truth? I don't understand what you mean." Kyle said innocently: "What I just said is the truth. That thing is indeed very expensive."

Cedric pursed his lips and glanced at the twins with some sympathy.

After a while, Kyle suddenly felt a little sleepy. He stepped forward and stopped the twins who were still happily shoveling shit. Regardless of their fierce objections, he and Cedric forcibly dragged them out of the Forbidden Forest.