Chapter 723 Zugabe Army Of Two

Chapter 723 Zugabe③ [Army Of Two·Two people become an army]

Foreword:

I will go against my nature, against my instincts, and love you forever.

——Richard Dawkins丨The Selfish Gene

[Part①・Rap Battle]

In the shoal of No. 2 Bay in the north that no one cares about, there is a small boat only three meters long. It is going to carry two unfortunate people who are lonely and suffer from the same disease to realize their evil dreams again.

Mr. Sirius Parker was wrapped in a salt-proof plastic cloth, and the holy blood in his body gradually boiled at sunrise. Without Patriarch Gloria - he was no longer the beloved butler, and there was no longer a Bacchus. to protect him.

As a pure-blood Homo sapiens, Mankat was not afraid of the sun and took good care of his companions. He took the initiative to pick up the paddle board and started rowing hard.

"Fate is unpredictable, Mr. Parker." The manager of the Tequila Hotel sighed.

Unexpectedly, the two masters fought back and forth during their lifetime, but the followers left behind after their death would have to depend on each other.

"Who the hell are you looking for to reason with?" Sirius, who had stayed with Gloria in Dongma Port for more than 20 years, spoke Chinese with a southeastern dialect: "I took a look at the flower garden and fainted—— When I woke up, there was nothing!"

Main then said: "Yes, so fate is unpredictable, Mr. Parker."

The boat is getting farther and farther away from the reef area of ​​No. 2 Bay in the north. The two of them have to go upstream to the northwest and go to another port city to borrow a boat to go out to sea - return to the Western Islands of Shambhala and return to their hometown to find another job. way out.

"Isn't this right! Isn't this wrong?!" Sirius Parker was still unconvinced.

Main advised: "Evil will always be defeated by justice."

Sirius: "Who is evil?! We just lost! It's never bad!"

Main: "Really?"

Sirius thought of Lady Gloria's teaching again. The fallacy that the winner is the king and the loser is the enemy seems untenable.

"Well"

He was speechless for a moment and didn't know how to answer. After a while, he finally managed to choke out a sentence.

"This doesn't work! It seems like it lacks a sense of ceremony!"

Main: "Please tell me."

Sirius Parker described it seriously.

"At least let me fight the enemy for a few rounds! Then I can run away! This way I can tell some nonsense stories and make up some nonsense with my fellow villagers. Otherwise, how will I get the next start-up capital?"

"Is there any difference?" Mann didn't understand: "They all lose."

Sirius responded angrily, slapping the boat's mate.

"Of course there is a difference! You are defeated actively! And you are defeated passively! The difference is huge! One is a person who is willing to swallow the bitter pill openly and openly, while the other is"

"That's it. I don't know why. When I wake up, everything is gone!"

Man Yin smiled faintly——

——The smile was a bit sarcastic, but he quickly put away these emotions.

Because Sirius Parker is a serious man-eating freak under Gloria, and he, Maine Carter, is just a mortal who signed a devil's contract.

How could Man Yin dare to disobey Sirius' wishes?

"You're right, you're right"

Right now, right now -

——Two ordinary people squatting at the Tequila Sunrise Hotel suddenly emerged from the water.

Captain Guagua and First Mate Ethan were quick and agile. They grabbed the paddle board in one breath and followed the instructions to board the boat.

With the weight of two more people, the boat of friendship maintains a delicate balance and may capsize at any time.

"You blind bitch!" Sirius was about to get angry, but he was worried that he didn't have a suitable person to vent to. These two stinky flies who didn't know the heights of the world followed them here - and cut off their heads. , and then use it as startup PPT materials, you can definitely defraud a lot of money.

First mate Ethan had quick eyesight and quick hands. He grabbed the stern of the boat and pressed and shook it. Mr. Sirius's plastic cloth almost slipped from his unstable body. The moment his skin came into contact with the hot sunlight, he screamed in pain and his eyes became clear.

There is no way they can start a fight in this environment——

——Even if you walk from the bow to the stern, the boat will capsize. He and Manyin could not return to East Malaysia and could only be turned into fish feed.

Man Yin shouted: "Where did you two bitch bastards get the courage! Dare you board Siris's ship?"

"Because I heard it!" Ethan yelled.

Captain Guagua looked serious and glared angrily: "I heard it too!"

Ethan: "Two bereaved dogs are licking each other's wounds."

In order to restrain Sirius, the blood-giving monster, Guagua took out the lute from his waterproof backpack and strummed the strings quickly.

"Hoooooo!~"

The weird spiritual pressure immediately controlled everyone present. Mankat lost his paddle board and was unable to move under the control of this magical sound. He could only sing along with the strings and harmonies.

"Don't be fooled by their sweet words!"

"The evil magic of the hybrid disaster beast!~It's not worth a few dollars!"

As a powerful singer in the choir of the Church of Dionysus, Sirius immediately stepped forward to defeat Gua Gua's strange psychic power head-on with the most ruthless words, to preach his ideals and to tell his story.

"My father taught me with a stick since I was a child, and he told me to do whatever it takes to get ahead."

"I've had fourteen or five different masters, but not many of them are promising."

"I have also read the story of the knight and Sancho Panza, and I can bear this friendship."

"But kill all these trash and sign the inheritance transfer certificate."

"Squeezing out hypocritical tears in front of the grave is the only way to show love and justice."

"I have been in love, and I have also studied abroad for further studies, but after reading so many books, I suddenly realized that I must find a famous evil leader to rely on!"

"Glory seller! Shameless person!~" Ethan's deep voice became the interlude: "Do you know how many crimes you have shouldered!?"

"The Glory of Dionysus! The Devil in Hell!~" Mann followed up with a high-C tone: "I have always had a clear conscience!~~"

"Stop your Eastern farts! What about civilized order!" Sirius followed into the second paragraph: "A person who grew up drinking Coke and eating steaks dares to teach a hard-working Western brother a lesson?"

"I want to ask you, and you! Ask heaven and earth."

"I was born and raised here, am I destined to die here?!"

"The first step of the plan has been solved." Main immediately followed Mr. Sirius and began to output at high frequency: "There are still steps two and three."

"You want to send me to school? You want me to study hard?"

"No, no, no, only a fool would think that~~~Reaping results requires hard work!~"

"Leave lessons, education, and teachings to ordinary people! I've long been tired of hearing about Old Ghost Wood - [yo hey hey hey]!"

"Magic, magic, and the devil's power are so damn hot! Just believe in the four-character scripture told by Hope - [Ah, yes, yes, yes]!"

Mr. Sirius sang loudly: "The glory of Dionysus!~~The devil in hell!~~"

"No one understands, Master is merciful," Man Ying responded.

Sirius: "All things are unified!~~No regrets or regrets!~"

"A dead duck's mouth is still hard." Mann accidentally sang out his heartfelt voice: "This is how powerful it is."

Captain Guagua was shocked on the spot. He was shocked by the impromptu singing of these two cult minions and kept winking at Ethan.

In this Rap Battle, Captain Frogman has no chance of winning, and his fashion value is completely destroyed by these two evil gadgets.

Guagua: "My palms and soles are all covered in cold sweat, Ethan? I suddenly feel very scared."

Ethan was surprised: "Oh my god, Captain, you look like a big old woman. Is this the guagua I know?"

Gua Gua's strumming hand was trembling a little: "The accent of Broom Star and Sang Men Nai is really explosive. He has a bel canto singing ability - a world-class tenor from C3 to C6. I only have a 13-centimeter rotten tongue and a broken piano."

"You want to lose but also lose the battle? I can't lose this face." First mate Ethan said with a sullen face, "The brothers and sisters of the Homesick are waiting for our triumphant return, and Mingde is looking at you proudly. How can you fall on the eve of victory? ? If you continue to coerce me, I will make a video and send it to your ex-wife!"

"Have courage! ~ Gua Gua Hussein (Captain Gua Gua's father's real surname)!" Gua Gua tried his best to compare his singing skills with the blood-giving monster.

Ethan promptly helped the captain who was on the verge of collapse——

"——Demon nemesis, hero is invincible!~"

Gua Gua felt the scalding heat bursting out of his mouthpiece, and suddenly relaxed, and his throat sound reached Tian Ling Gai.

"Exquisite martial arts! ~Knight combat skills!~"

Ethan responded: "There is also Pankrasin, the King of War!~~~"

Upon hearing these names, Sirius's face turned pale, and the increasingly intense sound of the croaking made him unable to move.

"Just go ahead and make a move! Just scream! Incompetent and shameless evil heretics!"

Captain Guagua's voice was hoarse and his words were violent.

"The master who bullies the weak and is afraid of the strong is dead! The dog slave still wants to escape?"

"This tropical storm destroyed the Homesickness, but it cannot destroy the pride of mankind!"

"Don't be impatient!~ The wild wolf cocks his gun and lets out a top-notch accent!"

"The crying general will pull out your intestines and use them as a noose. One! Shoot! Do! Drop!"

"Can you enjoy glory and wealth forever? Lie on the bodies of poor people and suck their blood?"

"The nightmare scared you awake! In the middle of the night!?"

"Who's knocking on your window and smashing your door? Can't you believe it's evil!?"

"Teacher, get out of bed quickly and open your eyes wide!"

"Everyone inside and outside the church is your grandpa worker!"

Ethan shook the maracas and knocked on the ship's plank: "It's too dry."

"Who decides how who lives? Who writes the cruel rules?"

"How will the horrific cycle of human cannibalism end?"

"Your master knows how to answer! A coward can only pretend to be stupid!"

The croak pointed aggressively at Main Carter.

"Then let the sexy bomb take his mother! Get up! Explode! La! Explode one of your Horcruxes——"

Ethan: "Two, three, thousands of them!"

Guagua: "The evil banshee Lamashtuya! One piece! Explode!"

Ethan: "Don't let her have an easy time either!"

"Proud and ruthless Mingde!~Do evil for God!~~" Ethan held Guagua's hand tightly, but let Guagua shake it away with his fierce playing movements.

"The unknown brave man! Shout loudly!——"

"No one in your family can survive!!!"

The lute and maracas burst out with astonishing inspirational pressure, and the surging momentum of the two of them almost made the blood-granting monster and the devil's follower freeze to death.

Ethan: "Instigating men to take drugs?"

Guagua: "Kill!"

Ethan: "Forcing women to sell their bodies?"

Guagua: "Kill!"

Ethan: "It breaks the hearts of old people and makes children cry."

Guagua: "Tong! Tong! Kill! Light! La!"

Ethan: "You want to compete in a betting contest!?"

Gua Gua: "We have to be fair, right!?"

Ethan: "Push innocent people into a life-and-death gamble, causing blood and tears!"

Guagua: "He only hides in the audience and eats human flesh. Jin Mi is drunk!"

"You! And you!" Ethan pointed at them one by one: "You two pests! The lackeys of local snakes are dreaming of your mother!"

"Can Mad Butterfly's Vita Brand turn bugs into dragons?" Guagua responded: "If I were Judas, I would blush after hearing this!"

Ethan: "You drank the holy blood and turned into a monster and still feel so proud?"

Gua Gua: "You fucking bastard, you dare to call yourself Wings of Light?"

The astonishing frog croaking made the blood-giving monster bleed from its ears. Man Yin rolled his eyes up and almost fainted.

"The monster is watching! Eat my Belloberg White God Sword Qi!——"

Captain Guagua found the right moment to remove the plastic cloth on Sirius Parker's head. The sunlight burned the monster's eyes instantly, and he didn't even scream. The majestic soul-stealing miasma made him unable to react. , completely losing the will to fight. It quickly turned into a handful of ashes.

On the other side, First Mate Ethan bravely grabbed the paddle board and slapped Man Carter on the head hard——

——Main signed a life contract with Fret Caesar. He has a kind of soul power that will not die even if his body is torn apart.

But this time, the torn body couldn't save his life.

His head flew out without any hindrance, knocking it more than twenty meters into the air like a powerful and heavy paddleboard hitting a baseball.

The low-flying pelican bird widened its eyes, grabbed the takeaway fast food by its hair, and flew farther and farther away.

Mankat woke up first, then struggled desperately, with his body and mind each having his own thoughts. Finally, he kicked his legs, seemingly beyond the range of the soul power, and smelly urine flowed out of his trouser legs and spat out from his throat. Red blood like a hot spring——

——They are dead!

[Part②·We are circling the sun]

On the other side of East Malaysia Harbor——

——At the outlet of the underground water vein, at the end of this fairy tale.

Flavia wanted to get her candy back. She followed General Crying's guidance and took Duran all the way to the entrance of the fjord cave.

The container still lies there, it is her treasury, an important treasure of the fairy tale kingdom.

The happiness brought by the lost and found made her jump so high that she held Dulan's face and kissed her fiercely——

"——It's back! It's back! Dulan! It's back!"

"Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!"

Just like the evil thoughts in Black Snake's heart, they returned to her heart again, but she accepted them and embraced them.

Dulan still remained calm: "Let's check if there is any problem with the goods first."

Flavia started running and almost fell down the moment she crossed the rocks on the beach.

Dulan's heart started to rise as he saw the stumbling little black snake stabilize its body and start running naturally, standing up straight and running very fast.

She first put her hands together over the remains of the blood-granting senior, hoping that the goddess Io could take away Gloria's vicious soul as soon as possible. Then he bypassed the bloody mess of hair and bones, rummaged through the lid of the box, and carefully inspected the outer packaging of the chocolate candies.

The magic props she loves so much are her means of livelihood and the key to happiness.

"Very good! Very good!"

Flavia screamed——

"——Everything is fine! There is no melting or opening of glue! The packaging is tight!"

Dulan followed in and saw the torn and scattered packages of comic books.

"How many bags are missing? Are there rats on the boat?"

Flavia hurriedly explained: "No! These are cat paw prints! The BOSS ate them!"

"How to transport it away?" Flavia suddenly grimaced and started scratching her head: "It's more than 4,500 kilograms! Including comic books, it's at least five tons - our soul power is not strong enough. !”

Dulan said: "Where is General Crying?"

Flavia responded: "He's not enough! His spirit body, plus Mr. Wood's spirit body, can't carry such a heavy cargo box."

How to take the candy away has become a big problem, but someone will soon solve this problem.

Outside the cave, the Minister of War took the lead and broke in with a saber.

"Presumptuous! Bold maniac! How dare you attack the Patriarch who killed the Bacchus Church!"

Following closely behind were more than 40 iron cannons, as well as the Governor and many officers and soldiers. They surrounded the cave and were just waiting for the Governor to give the order to arrest and dirty them.

The boat on the beach was swaying and gradually approaching the shore.

Captain Guagua rushed in with his lute in his arms. Just winning an MVP was not enough, and he was preparing to hold a second concert.

"I understand the process! I understand the process!"

The hybrid beast squeezed past the Minister of War and approached the chubby governor, preparing to clear his throat and start singing.

"Oh!~~~Hoooooo!~"

Flavia was suddenly controlled by evil thoughts and took away the guagua——

—— She struggled to breathe, her face turned red.

It wasn't the black snake inside that made her lose her mind, nor was it the embarrassment caused by the weird singing.

But she didn't want to use psychic powers to solve the problem, and she didn't want to simply cheat.

She finally restrained her desire for destruction and held the lute in her arms.

Captain Guagua covered his head and nervously opened a gap in the middle of the frog's paw, as if he had foreseen the fate of the last piano.

"I do not want"

Flavia cried, she almost became a tearful person.

"I do not like this"

"I do not like this"

"Dulan, I don't want this."

"This is me, that is me too!"

She was almost crazy with desire, talking nonsense with unclear meanings, and reciting incomprehensible poems.

"We are going in circles around the sun! We are going in circles! Round and round! I feel so warm."

"I love you forever! I love you! Forever and ever!"

"Als Claudia Duran! Duran!"

She hugged the piano case tightly, hugging the instrument that brought joy and courage.

Outside the tidal flats, people from Dongma Port stood together, almost tens of thousands of them. They crowded on the dry beach, and some stood directly in the sea, rolling up their trousers and holding their children. They all looked towards the end of the fjord.

There are more or less people who have eaten Flavia's candies, people who were affected by the attack of the Avatar Butterfly, people who were pulled out of the ruins by hail, rain and snow, people who were pulled out of the ruins by the Avatar of the Quetzalcoatl, people who had their families smashed by giants. When people's lives were taken away from their residence, a white snake empress wearing a gorgeous black dress flew in to fight with this terrifying monster.

"Teach me," the Governor whispered to Ethan.

First Mate Ethan didn’t understand: “What to teach?”

Governor: “It turns out I~~~”

Ethan suddenly realized: "Oh! Oh! Oh! Breathe in! Breathe in! Lord Governor! You need to use your cardiopulmonary function and give full play to the advantages of your baritone voice! Don't be shy! Don't feel embarrassed! Release your soul!" "

The Minister of War also wanted to interrupt: "Mr. Governor, this is"

The Governor's voice was loud and clear, and he sang from his heart to the two "immortals".

"It turns out that I~~~had long ago——"

"——Love it!"

Singing, singing and laughter.

Cries, cries and hysterical yelling.

Floating back and forth, there are so many people in this city, so many people. They all become turbulent waves in the sea of ​​people, become sad people in a sad place, and become prisoners of chocolate.

It seemed that he was crazy, drunk, and indulged in the sound of the ups and downs of the waves.

Hold on! Let me personally give you this glass of wine——

——Here’s to your brilliant life.

Kapitel.01 S.O.S·Need rescue

Kapitel.02 Abandon·Abandonment

Ende.01 Mother Gaia·Gaia mother

Ende.∞ Bloodstone·Bloodstone

——From Lingyun Band

Kapitel.03 Keep the Flame·Continue the fire

Kapitel.04 Ordinary Man·日人

——Ozzy Osbourne

Kapitel.05 Iron Man·Tetsuo

Kapiteher·Dear Father

——from the band Black Sabbath

Kapitel.07 Dream On·Wishful thinking

Kapitel.08 Hide In The Rainbow·Hide in the rainbow

——Ronnie James Dio

Kapitite Angel

Kapitel.10 Painkiller·Terrorist Killer

——from Saint Judas Band

Endeugh The Rain·Brave the rain

Ende.08 Heartbreak Station·Sad Station

——from the band Cinderella

Ende.07 All Out Of Luck·Doom-ridden

Ende.06 One Of These Days·One day

——from the band White Snake

Ende.05 Talk Dirty To Me·Swear me a few words

Ende.04 Ride The Wind·Chengfeng

——from the band Poison

Ende.03 Strutter·The man who struts his head high

Ende.02 Kissin' Time·Kissing time

——from Kiss

Zugabe①Dear God·Dear God

——Tao Zhe丨Soul Power Concert

Zugabe② Day Becomes Night·Day and Night

——From Two Steps From Hell·Close to Hell

Zugabe③ Army Of Two·Two people become an army/an army of two girls

——From "Carol and Tuesday"·Nai Br.XX·Celeina Ann

Original Author: Fox Man

[Abyss Special Train]

[Chapter of Honey·Honey Chapter]

[The poisonous bee sips sweetness from the flower and buzzes with thanks as it leaves]

[Hongdie believes that it is the flowers that should be thanked]

[To be continued·To Be Continued]