Chapter 1072 1070 Brother Cat Passes Three Levels of Marriage Teachings From Seniors (Physics)

Chapter 1072 1070. Brother Cat Passes Three Levels·Marriage Teachings from Seniors (Physics)

Around the stage set up overnight, players who came to join in the fun and participate in offline gatherings surrounded the place.

Some were cheering for the lively arena, some were running around in this quaint town like traveling, and some were already sitting at the table, eating melon seeds, smoking, chatting, and guessing who would win or lose in the arena.

Today, the number of players who brought their families here exceeded 1,000, and the original residents of the town also came to join in the fun, making this place full of fireworks like a market.

"Wow, there are so many people, so lively! I like it here."

Xiao Weiming, who was sitting in a wheelchair, was also happy.

She rarely saw such a festive scene. Holding the cotton candy that Lanhua bought for her, she kept looking at the arena. The giant shark was relying on his tall and strong body and thick skin and had fought seven games in a row.

Unfortunately, fighting in the arena in reality requires energy. Even though Jusha is young and energetic, he is still a little out of breath after fighting seven games in a row.

However, compared with physical fatigue, Jusha is extremely satisfied mentally.

He is a crazy person who likes to show off. It’s okay to enjoy cheers in the game, but the feeling of being sought after by everyone in reality is as refreshing as drinking a glass of ice water in the summer.

More importantly, there are really many rich players and gluttons who came today, and Mr. Niu clearly said that he doesn’t want gifts, so you and I have paid a little bit, so that the prize money of the four arenas has now exceeded 100,000 yuan each.

Tsk tsk, except for the stupid and rich guy like Jusha who doesn’t care about the extras, who doesn’t plan to join in the fun if he has a little kung fu?

What if you win, won’t you make a lot of money?

However, as Brother Mao and his group arrived, the warm-up arena activity was coming to an end, and Brother Mao's three-level challenge was about to begin. The players urged Giant Shark and his group to finish and leave the venue quickly, leaving the venue for today's protagonists.

So Giant Shark immediately mocked:

"I say, you guys are at least warriors!"

The black shirt on Giant Shark was now covered with fist and foot marks, and his face was also bruised but not seriously. He grabbed the microphone from the innocent host and shouted to the players below:

"Don't you even have a fight? I've been waiting since morning but I'm still not satisfied! Come on, challenge me!"

"Zhao, this guy! Too much."

The shy flower who was taking a beautiful selfie with a mobile phone stand in the crowd was immediately unhappy. She rolled up her sleeves and was about to go on stage, but was stopped by several sisters around her. Are you going to make everyone laugh to death with your thin arms and legs?

"Don't go! You are a hunter. You feel tired even when practicing yoga in real life. You can't beat that crazy giant shark."

"Who said I can't beat him? I have also practiced self-defense. Hey, cook, you! Go!"

The Xiuhua who was pulled was not convinced, but she soon found her "thugs" and shouted to the Star Soul Eagle who was wearing a chef's hat and carrying a few fish to the back kitchen:

"Cook, you go and beat down the giant shark!"

"Ah? I beat up the giant shark?"

The Star Soul Eagle who was invited to cook didn't expect that he would have his own business today.

But he took a look at Xiuhua's angry expression and felt that if he refused, he would probably end up miserably.

He could only helplessly hand the few fish in his hand to Uncle Fording who was making a fuss beside him and asked him to help hold them. He took off his chef's hat and clothes and stuffed them into Lao Qu's hands. Finally, he stepped onto the ring with everyone's encouragement to "beat up the stupid giant shark".

The giant shark was also happy to see the Star Soul Eagle coming up, and he immediately mocked him:

"No, brother, you should go cook, I'm waiting for dinner."

"You kid"

The Star Soul Eagle was so angry that he laughed.

He moved his strong arms and warmed up on the spot, and said to the giant shark:

"No matter how strong you are in the game, it's fake. I am indeed a cook, but I also have a provincial judo champion medal. Three minutes! I'll finish you off and teach you a lesson."

"You're just bragging!"

The giant shark rushed over with a roar, but in less than fifty seconds, the Star Soul Eagle dragged him to the ground with a back throw, and used the floor technique to lock him in two or three moves.

There is no such outrageous thing as "dominant body" in this reality. After the joints were held, the giant shark screamed in pain. The more he struggled, the tighter the Star Soul Eagle locked him. He had no choice but to admit defeat and surrender.

When he stepped down from the stage in a shabby manner, he heard Star Soul Eagle say to him:

"You can do whatever you want in the game, but if you want to defend yourself in real life, you should learn wrestling. You are at most a fighting enthusiast at your current level, and you still need to practice! Knowing one or two wrestling techniques in street fighting is much better than the fancy and random learning you have now.

If you want to learn, come to me, I can teach you for free."

After that, Star Soul Eagle, who won a big victory, stepped down from the stage amid everyone's cheers, took his fish and went to the kitchen to help.

He didn't even collect the 100,000 yuan prize money for the ring.

However, the four rings were successively decided. Except for the giant shark, the other three rings were swept by the old masters of the martial arts hall in the town. The reputation of the hometown of martial arts is not covered. One of Mr. Niu's old chess friends is almost sixty years old, and the Monkey King Pi Gua with a strong bridge and horse still beats the brothers who fight with their heads in their hands.

This real-life fighting is obviously not the same as the flag-planting duel in the game. Under the premise of not being popular and respecting the old and caring for the young, the gold content of victory or defeat is actually not that high.

However, the arena was also a warm-up place, and everyone just happily watched the excitement and passed by.

As Mr. Niu and his family stepped onto the stage, the audience below fell silent. The host, who had just had his microphone snatched away by a giant shark, was about to start the show when he saw Sister Pomegranate striding forward and gesturing to him.

This made the host stunned for a moment, but when he saw the short stick in Sister Pomegranate's hand, he immediately gave up.

He handed over the microphone obediently, and then thought about it and decided not to stay on stage at all, and ran down to the crowd to be a happy melon-eater. Judging from their behavior, I had no intention of finding a host today. I took all my money but didn’t have to work and had something to eat.

Gee, it’s really easy and enjoyable to make this money today.

"Ahem, everyone knows me, so I won't introduce myself."

Dressed in red makeup, Sister Pomegranate showed no stage fright when she stood on the stage. She picked up the microphone heroically and shouted to the audience below:

"Today's event was not planned to be so big, but the brothers and sisters came to support me, and the Niu family can't let everyone's visit be in vain. Today, my boyfriend and I came to visit for the first time. According to the rules of our Niu family, If you want to be a grandson-in-law, you have to pass three levels before you can get in.

The first level is my brother Niu Niu, the second level is my elder Teacher Li, and the third level is my uncle.

After passing it, you can go in and talk about things. If you can't pass it, you can only go home and fight again another day.

Since we are all children of the Jianghu, let’s not talk nonsense anymore. Now let your cat brother get ready to accept the test of the Niu family. Everyone is a witness today. If you lose or win, you can’t lie. If he is not capable enough, just Let him go back to where he came from!

Everyone, please tell me if it’s good or not! "

"Okay, okay!"

"I support it with both hands and feet!"

"Sister Pomegranate, I love you!!!"

"Wow! Pomegranate admitted it!"

Waves of screams rang out from the crowd below. Lumina, the "expert" who had been taking CP for a long time, covered her face with her hands and screamed like a nympho:

"She admitted that Brother Cat is her boyfriend. Wow, the sun is coming out in the west! This couple is so cute. The candy they gave out today was so sweet!"

"Hahaha, I've seen it a long time ago. We are not blind. Come on Brother Cat! Defeat Niu Niu and marry Pomegranate!"

"Get Niu Niu down! I'm going to record his embarrassment and show it to Amber. Hahahahaha, I had so much fun today."

"Yes, yes, I really like the name Jianghu Sons and daughters. Come on, Brother Cat!"

There was a burst of commotion below, and it suddenly became a sea of ​​joy. Boss Huo, who was standing high up behind, was filming the scene with his mobile phone, while patting the shoulder of the little rich man who was eating melon seeds and watching the fun beside him, and whispered:

"Be strong."

"I'm so strong, I just said it casually."

Little Rich Brother is heartless. He was dressed very coquettishly today, curled his lips, threw a melon seed into his mouth and chewed it loudly, and said:

"At that time, I happened to be bullied by bad people and met Pomegranate to stand up for me, you know? It was just the emotion at that time, and there was no other meaning. Her domineering character was very comfortable to be a buddy and a wife.

Tsk tsk, I can't stand it. "

"Haha, just pretend."

Boss Huo, who grew up with Brother Xiaofu, sneered and said:

"Don't I know your character yet? But that's okay. If you miss it, you'll miss it. There's no problem. If you catch the pomegranate, your life will be ruined. This girl is not an ordinary person. You have a lot of trouble in your family. Don’t drag people into trouble and treat it as a good deed.”

"Who says it's not?"

Brother Xiaofu shrugged and complained:

"With Pomegranate's unwillingness to take any advantage, I'm really afraid that she'll go and break my brother and sister's legs. Even though I really want to do that."

"Shut up! It's time to watch the show. Brother Cat is on the stage. Look! The wooden knife he uses has such a weird shape."

Chen Yu next to Boss Huo also held a telescope.

She saw the wooden knife that Brother Cat held behind his back when he came on stage. It was longer than a big knife, shorter than a Guan Dao, and it didn't have so many decorations. It looked very strange.

Lao Huo and Brother Xiao Fu are not martial arts practitioners and don't know much about these things. There were people chattering around them but they couldn't get to the point. Just when Chen Yu was about to take out his mobile phone to search on the spot, a voice sounded next to him. He explained casually:

"The variant of the Mo Dao is also called the Formation-breaking Dao, and in some places it is called the Pu Dao. They are actually the same thing. Ordinary warriors do not practice this because it is too lethal. Once thrown, it will either kill or injure. Only those who go into battle to kill the enemy Will practice.

It cannot be used without bravery. Unfortunately, there are very few sword manuals handed down now, and most of them are dog-tailed sables. "

"Ouch?"

Chen Yu turned around and saw a middle-aged man in a suit standing behind him, wearing photochromic lenses to protect his eyes, a short and capable beard, and holding a briefcase in his hand. He looked like an ordinary office worker. clan.

But the simple-looking watch on the latter's wrist gave him away.

As a reserve member of the rich wife, although Chen Yu didn't play with this thing, she had a very bright eye. She could tell at a glance that this thing didn't have seven digits and couldn't be taken off. Moreover, just that glance made Chen Yu a little embarrassed and muttered, what's wrong with this uncle's face? They all look a bit familiar.

Before she could take a closer look, there were exclamations from the crowd.

She turned around and raised her binoculars to look out, and saw Brother Cat wearing a loose green suit on the stage holding a formation-breaking knife and beating back Niu Niu holding a spear.

Chen Yu is not a fighting madman in the game, but after all, she has fought through the entire Black Disaster and has her own understanding of fighting style.

At the moment, Brother Cat is like a tiger descending from the mountain, while Niu Niu on the opposite side tries his best to resist, but is still unable to dodge under the pressure of the slashing blades. The two of them are as different as clouds and mud in terms of momentum.

"Hey, Xiaochuan is letting it go, it's boring."

The uncle next to him commented again, making Chen Yu look at him more suspiciously.

At this time, Brother Mao, who was holding the knife forward on the stage, also felt that the cow in front of him was obviously not trying his best. He opened the knife and said:

"You are so obviously letting off steam, be careful your sister beats you up."

"Just beat him, he won't be able to escape from that beating anyway."

Niu Niu grinned and said between the two:

"Today I call you 'brother-in-law' and I'll give you a few more beatings. I'll treat it as if it's my sister's fault. Please be more considerate when we get along in the future. I don't know when she will annoy you, but it's just a matter of time. She hit me today. , you can’t do anything to my sister in the future!

No matter how angry you are. "

"It's better if I don't get beaten by her, you idiot."

Brother Cat was so angry that he laughed.

But Niu Niu was right. He couldn't take advantage of the situation and pushed Niu Niu into a desperate situation. After a few more moves, Niu Niu was knocked down with a spear and defeated.

The cheers from the audience below did not stop.

There are still a few people who can really see through the trick. Most of them think that this fight is very exciting, especially when Brother Cat holds the knife and chops with the momentum, it really looks like he wants to split the cow open, which makes the giant shark in the crowd They couldn't help but shrink their heads.

He complained:

"It's unreasonable. How can I fight with this guy? He's already desperate in the game, but if he really wants to fight in reality, he probably won't even be able to withstand ten moves."

"Aren't you talking nonsense?"

Brother Meow Meow next to him waved the flag, cheered and complained:

"I heard that Brother Cat's grandfather fought against Frenchmen at Zhennanguan. His grandmother and Master Qin were still comrades in arms. They are descendants of serious generals. Isn't it normal to be defeated? But I always feel awesome. His failure was a bit deliberate. Is this guy going to let it go?"

Niu Niu then returned to the rear with a wooden gun. Sister Shiliu pretended to hit her, which made Niu Niu shrink back.

But in the end, the slap didn't fall. I guess Sister Pomegranate also noticed my brother's thoughts, but Brother Cat on the stage barely had time to rest. When he saw Teacher Li coming forward with an eyebrow-leveling stick, he obviously became more vigilant. , took a drink of water and came forward to greet him.

"You're going to fight me again later, so I won't fight with you."

Teacher Li said with a smile:

"Only ten moves, Xiaomu, but I won't give in."

"bring it on."

Brother Cat stepped forward to attack, but as soon as he swung his sword, he was almost knocked down by Teacher Li with a flat sweep, almost knocking the weapon away. His thoughts of charging forward with a single sword were instantly blocked.

The pressure was immediately put in place, causing Brother Mao to step back. Teacher Li stepped forward with a stick and struck three times in a row before shaking out the stick flowers. The situation instantly became a replica of what Brother Mao and Niu Niu had just done. This time, even those who do not understand martial arts The audience is aware of the danger.

There was also less cheering from the audience, especially the audience in the front row who held their breath.

"Why did it take so long?"

A greedy party member in the crowd who came to join in the fun was watching the fun with his happily baby daughter, and he complained in a low voice:

"Didn't you agree that there are only ten moves?"

"Brother, ten moves doesn't mean ten moves. One move after another is a complete round. It's said to be ten moves, but it actually takes longer than you think."

The Meow Shark next to him handed the little girl a lollipop and explained something to the old man.

In the stands at the back, Chen Yu couldn't help but exclaim when he saw Brother Cat in danger one after another. Lao Huo and Brother Xiao Fu also watched in rapt attention. A few minutes later, Brother Cat was hit in the left leg with a stick. It caused Chen Yu to scream.

Hiss, it hurts just looking at it.

"Don't worry, it's measured. It only hurts but doesn't hurt your muscles and bones."

The strange uncle put down his briefcase and commented calmly:

"But the Yang family boy is a bit too weak. Even if he can't resist this, what qualifications do he have to enter the Niu family?"

"Is this man sick?"

Chen Yu complained harshly in his heart.

The old man has called his granddaughter-in-law, which means that today's matter is just a formality. Everyone is happily accomplishing a beautiful thing. What are you talking about behind the scenes?

Don’t you recognize the marriage between Brother Cat and Little Pomegranate, their talent and appearance, six thousand foreign spirits and Master Murphy?

Who are you?

As Chen Yu kept complaining in his heart, nearly ten moves were completed in a flash on the stage.

Teacher Li's last stick hit Brother Cat in the chest, but he feinted and took the initiative to stop the attack. The eyebrow-raising stick made a cool stick in Lao Li's hand and hit the ground with a bang. Lao Li hugged Brother Cat. He cupped his fists and said:

“Just ten tricks will let you know that everything has its limits, endure when you need to, and retreat when you need to, especially when you get along with each other in the future.

Both of you have strong personalities. If you don't back down when things get tough, you will cause trouble sooner or later. Only if you two can work together for a long time can you be together. You must know that we have vowed to stick to each other, and how can we grow old together if we are in tit-for-tat confrontation?

Pomegranate is a good child, don't let her down. "

"You've learned a lesson, Teacher Li."

Brother Cat also held a knife in greeting.

He passed the second level but did not come forward immediately. This time he rested for several minutes before coming on stage again.

This wave was just like a star boxing player. During the break, his brothers came up to rub his shoulders and handed him towels. There were thousands of other players and brothers cheering him on. It was so lively.

In the third level, he had to beat Pomegranate's uncle. As soon as the opponent came up and showed off his familiar boxing skills, Brother Cat felt a burst of pain in his liver. He had been beaten by this set of punches many times in previous sparring matches with Pomegranate.

But as soon as the two men met each other, as soon as they got close, they heard each other whisper:

"I throw my left fist, you punch it to the right, and use your strength to hit the armpit."

"ah?"

Brother Cat is stupid, what are you doing?

Is it so obvious to release water?

As a result, he was stunned by Uncle Niu, who punched him on the shoulder and took several steps back. The middle-aged man shook his head for a while, then rushed forward and said in a low voice:

"You don't know the flaws in my boxing set. How will you deal with family conflicts in the future?"

"???"

"Xiaochuan was beaten for Pomegranate. Lao Li taught you to be patient for Pomegranate's good, but my family knows their own affairs. My crazy girl has been spoiled by the old man since she was a child. She can't be arrogant just by coaxing her. If you give in blindly, you can only make her He is becoming more and more domineering, so he must be pressed when it is time to do so, just pay attention to his propriety.

The next punch will hit you in the heart, but the killer move will be in the legs.

Block the counterattack. "

"Bang"

The wooden knife was firmly blocking Uncle Niu's raised left leg. A smile suddenly appeared on the latter's serious face and he said:

"Yes, that's it. The third move, Butterfly Through Flowers, is all a feint, just to lock your joints. If it's caught, it's over."

Brother Cat immediately retreated to avoid Uncle Niu's dazzling set of close-up bunts. When the latter saw Brother Cat dodge, his momentum suddenly changed, and he stepped forward to press again.

"These three tricks are enough. Family conflicts are generally resolved at this point. But if I let it go again, the old man will punish me by kneeling in the ancestral hall. So, Xiaomu, I have to take action next." "

"ah?"

After hearing this, Brother Cat immediately alerted himself to defense. Unexpectedly, Uncle Niu accelerated to dodge the blade and counterattacked. After closing the distance, he struck first on the waist and abdomen and then on the shoulder. Then he pushed Brother Cat's chin from bottom to top with a butterfly palm, causing the latter to The body was out of balance and his left leg hit Brother Cat on the knee, forcing him to fall to the ground.

This is already a discussion that has been left behind.

If he was serious about it, the butterfly palm exchanged for the phoenix eye punch on the chin just now would probably make Brother Cat unconscious on the spot. At this moment, Chen Yu in the stands was still waiting for the "off-site explanation", but when he turned around, the strange old man behind him who always broke the tricks at critical moments had disappeared.

The latter seemed to be tired of watching the performance and left early. I don't know how he managed to jump down quietly without alerting the people around him.

Could it be that this is also a master?

Chen Yu looked around and couldn't find anyone, so he immediately stamped his feet and complained fiercely:

"Why is this weirdo walking silently? Just like ghosts, ugly people are really capable of causing mischief. Oh my, Xiao Pomegranate did such a good job with this ceremony. If I have a daughter in the future, I will also have a martial arts competition to find a bride. How lively it is!"

Where is my cell phone? It was obviously still in the pocket just now.

Lost? "