033: Mom, I’m Afraid I Won’t Be Able to Go Home for Dinner Tonight.

Under the dim light, the shadows reflected by Kamikawa's parents, who were at least two meters tall, were very long.

Due to the enhancement of the Eye of True Sight, Kitahara Ryosuke's eyesight is still far superior to that of ordinary people even if he does not use his powers, so he can see clearly.

That family of three, with three distorted faces.

The son Shangchuan's eyes were crooked and his mouth was crooked, and his father and mother added countless "more" words to this foundation.

Kamikawa's mother kept tilting her head so that her eyes were on the same level.

Shangchuan's father's body was swollen, his mouth extended to the base of his ears, and his eyes, nose and eyebrows were tangled together. If you didn't look carefully, you would have thought he was a faceless monster with a big mouth.

"Jie Jie, is that him?"

Kamikawa's mother asked, doting on her son.

Now that he had a backer, Slant-Eyed Sikagawa was very excited. He stretched out his crooked fingers to Kitahara Ryosuke, "That's right, Mom, he was the one who blew my head off!"

"waste!"

The swollen father Shangchuan said: "Is it an honor to have someone's head blown off?... If you blow someone's head off, I will help you hold it up if the sky falls. I hate waste the most, you are a waste , your mother is also a waste, and the whole family is a waste!"

In the ghost realm, it seems that not all the strange things are inhuman monsters.

But it is normal for cruel fathers to raise bad sons.

"Ding Dong"~

Tip: Missing value +2, currently 57 points.

...

To be honest, Kitahara Ryosuke didn't expect to encounter the plot of beating a young child to an old one on the way home.

A level 0 spirit exterminator VS two E level weirdos, it’s just a death wish.

He has already understood that Ayumi is E-level.

But Kitahara Ryosuke was very calm at this time.

The +1 bonus to calmness is one thing, but more importantly, he is now not only a spiritual master, but also a weird son who is at least D-level.

When 80 missing points are reached, the mother will surely come to find her. In this way, she has a reason to go home late, getting the best of both worlds.

However, before Ryosuke Kitahara could say anything, a kitchen knife struck Kamikawa's father on the big head.

"Kacha", blood splattered.

Shangchuan's mother's face became even more distorted. She faced Sichuan's father and said angrily in a hoarse voice: "Trash, you are the trash. Your son has been beaten like this. You didn't kill that kid, but you still scolded him." Your son?!"

"Damn bitch!"

Father Shangchuan was so angry that his eyes were red and his body swelled again.

Then the second knife appeared, and the woman who punched her head twice vertically said, "If you curse again, I won't mind inserting another knife into your head."

There is internal strife...

Kitahara Ryosuke wanted to cover his face.

"Then I'd better go home."

Internal conflicts are resolved internally, and it is really difficult for him as an outsider to intervene.

But as soon as he had this idea and took a step forward, the blood-stained face of Kamikawa's father came closer. The terrifying aura spread out, and the sense of oppression was the same as that of an E-class conspirator who silenced the classroom.

"Boy, although my wife and children are useless, I am the only one in the world who can beat and scold them."

The swollen Kamikawa's father pulled out the knife on his head, and the spurting blood splashed onto Kitahara Ryosuke's face, which was extremely fishy.

"I can feel that you are not human, so..."

Kamikawa's father, who was holding the knife, took another step forward, almost face to face with Kitahara Ryosuke.

"Ding Dong"~

Tip: Missing value +1, currently 58 points.

Kitahara Ryosuke has [Enhanced Eye of True Seeing] and [Blooded Axe], so he can fight a little bit.

But his real trump card is his mother, whose missing value of 58 points is still far short of that.

Beads of sweat broke out on his forehead, and words of delaying tactics came to mind one by one.

I'm just afraid that the trickster on the other side will lose his mind.

Kitahara Ryosuke's mind was spinning, and when he encountered an E-class monster, his first plan was to run back to Kuta High School.

The E-level weirdness in the school is greater than 2.

He doesn't need teachers or other weirdos to stand by him, just hold on until the weird mother comes.

"so......"

Two rows of red fangs were in front of him, and his heavy breathing could be heard clearly. The swollen and twisted Kamikawa's father said: "So call your parents, I will kill them too!"

Kitahara Ryosuke: "???"

He was ready to hit him with an ax and run away.

But the other party's request made his head full of question marks.

The so-called half-human and half-weird may be the product of a combination of human and weird.

So the man opposite the sly father thought that there was a sly standing behind Kitahara Ryosuke.

The couple defeated each other two-on-one, so naturally they had to eliminate the root cause.

The idea is correct, but is there a possibility that the weirdness behind the half-human and half-sly thing is ridiculously strong?

Those beautiful eyes that should not appear on the man's face showed some pity. Kitahara Ryosuke asked: "Uncle, are you sure?"

The bloated father Shangchuan laughed strangely, "What, you still want to protect your parents?"

"My father is on a business trip."

"Then let your mother come!"

Hearing this, Kitahara Ryosuke nodded, took out the mobile phone in his pocket, and dialed the first number in the address book.

"Dudu", the phone was connected after the second busy tone, and there was a mature female voice full of charm.

"Hey, Ryosuke, where have you been? Mom made your favorite dish."

Kitahara Ryosuke took a deep breath and said while looking at the swelling: "Mom, I'm afraid I won't be able to go home for dinner tonight."

"Why?"

On the other side of the phone, the voice was still mature and charming, but it was a bit more eerie and sharp.

Kitahara Ryosuke said: "That's it. I had a conflict with one of my classmates during the day, and then... I blew his head off. Now his parents are here with me, and I let you solve it."

"Oh, I see."

His voice returned to normal, "Don't be afraid, Ryosuke, mom will be here soon."

call ended.

His swollen expression became more and more excited, as if a double kill meant double happiness to him.

"I'll only give you ten minutes, otherwise your mother will have to help you collect the body." Eddy said.

As soon as he finished speaking, footsteps were heard in the distance.

"Da da, da da" is the sound of high-heeled footsteps, rhythmic, but giving off a different flavor in this empty alley.

The steps from far to near took only the blink of an eye.

A woman over 170 centimeters tall suddenly appeared.

She wore a bright red apron, and after the apron was a house skirt with a shorter hem.

The woman is about thirty years old, with super S curves, a bit heavy makeup, matching the bright red apron, and long brown hair tied at the end, a typical Mrs. Danger hair accessory.

In another moment, the beautiful woman came to the scene.

Ignoring her sideways glances, she hugged Kitahara Ryosuke into her arms and said, "Ryosuke, why are you bleeding? Didn't mom say you should protect yourself outside? Please let mom see where you are injured. I feel so sorry for you." Damn it, mom!..."

As she spoke, the woman shed tears of sadness.

Kitahara Ryosuke again:? ? ?

If it hadn't been for the fact that the stepmother mission revealed who the real Kuai was at the beginning, Kitahara almost thought that in this set of copies, Mieko's character was his biological mother...