Chapter 2 Wrestling with the Beetle

It is very painful to have a beautiful woman come to your door, but you can only look at her and be unable to do anything that is conducive to physical and mental comfort.

I don't know how Liu Xiahui managed to stay pregnant back then, but I think so. Either there was something wrong with one of his parts, or he was just a crooked man.

Anyway, I didn't sleep that night. Not only did I think about Liu Xiahui's problem, but I also found out how persistent the guy in the lower body was - he actually stayed strong all night long.

Who can understand how painful it is for an old virgin who is thirty-three years old in two lifetimes to struggle on the edge of desire and conscience?

So, before four o'clock, I crawled out of bed, sat at the door, took breakfast, looked at the sky that was not yet bright, and was in a daze.

Can you imagine: early in the morning, a young man with messy white hair and dark circles under his eyes, holding half a piece of black bread, looking at the weeds in the yard, lamenting the shortness of life and lamenting the insignificance of life. This A sad scene?

Anyway, I know Phoenix can't. .

This girl who only belongs to the single-cell thinking mode got out of bed in a daze, washed her face, held a piece of yogurt, sat swaying next to me, stared at my face for a long time, and then stretched out With her milky-white fingers, she drew circles on my eye sockets. After she finished drawing, she put her fingers in front of her eyes and asked me in a sweet voice, "Where can I buy this eyeshadow that doesn't fade?"

I burst into tears.

Yes, I stayed up all night to preserve this girl's virginity.

However, this girl actually thought I was wearing high-end eyeshadow on my face. . By the way, how innocent you are. .

After breakfast, wearing tattered clothes, carrying an old sword with tooth marks on my back, a pair of dark circles under my eyes and a sleepy look on my face, I walked towards the dungeon.

Behind him, Phoenix spread his little feet and followed him.

"Hey, I'm going to the dungeon to fight monsters and make money. I'm not going to attend the women's garden party. Why are you following me?"

I asked her confused.

She did not refute my words, but grabbed a piece of paper from her pocket with her white hands and handed it over.

The moment I opened the paper, I was shocked.

This is an adventurer's ID card.

The certificate clearly records all the adventurer’s information:

Name: Phoenix

Gender: Female

Age: 16 years old

Level: three

Occupation: Qigong master

Talent: The power of blowing dust (has a chance to release Qigong magic without consuming magic points)

Talent level: F

Strength: D

Speed: F

Physical strength: E

Agility: F

Magic:E

Magic value: 150

Magic Skill: Qigong Bullet

Physics Skills: None

After reading it carefully three times, I finally raised my head, with a stiff smile on my face and an expression of disbelief.

I still underestimated this girl, always thinking that she was powerless. Unexpectedly, her strength value was even higher than mine. .

. . And he has such incredible talent. .

With a wry smile, I recalled the adventurer data I updated yesterday:

Name: An Xiaoyi

Sex: Male

Age: 22 years old

Level: five

Occupation: Warrior

Talent: Breaking the Cauldron (When in a near-death state, there is a chance of delivering a fatal blow)

Talent level: E

Strength: E

Speed: E

Physical strength: E

Agility: D

Magic: F

Magic value: 100

Magic Skills: None

Physics Skills: None

I have always held opinions on the skill of talent. I endured the near-death state. As long as I could land a fatal blow, I might be able to survive. However, the three words "there is a chance" in front of it made me feel heartbroken. liver.

In other words, not every fatal blow can be achieved when in a dying state. If one day I am unlucky and encounter an awesome boss, I can chop it out with my sword. If the other boss is fine, I will be finished. .

My whole life is screwed!

Phoenix didn't notice the unnatural expression on my face at all. She habitually grabbed the corner of my clothes and pulled me forward, looking back at me from time to time.

"You look at me over and over again. Am I very handsome?"

I asked somewhat narcissistically.

"No," Phoenix replied truthfully, "I just want to know where you bought your eye shadow."

I covered my face and didn't want to talk to her anymore.

When walking in the underground city, you need to be careful most of the time.

The underground city is completely different from the outside world, with winding paths, jagged caves, uncanny sculptures, and elusive monsters. You never know when or from which corner an ambush monster will pop out. For a long time, the terrifying monster was already hungry.

Therefore, you must be on full alert and not be negligent at all, otherwise, it will be the last negligence in your life.

Phoenix and I walked side by side, walking slowly. We are now on the first floor of the dungeon.

The monsters on the first three floors of the dungeon are all level one and are easy to kill. Even if they appear in groups, they will not cause any crisis. As long as you have the most basic sense of defense, you will not be injured.

The first three levels went smoothly. Phoenix didn't use magic, but used her fists to fight head-on. With D-level power, she could basically kill level-1 monsters with every hit.

And I was leisurely watching the Phoenix's performance, and from time to time I would swing my knife to kill some monsters that planned to attack us.

The mobs that die will explode something, most of which are one or two copper coins. Occasionally, some common materials will be exploded, such as slime snot, goblin nails, and ghost-faced maggot teeth.

I didn't pay much attention to these things. Instead, I was like a phoenix, jumping around like a little house sparrow, picking up fallen materials and copper coins all over the ground, and stuffing all the materials and copper coins into my backpack with a happy look on my face. , filling up the originally small backpack.

I didn't stop her, because her actions reminded me of what I was like when I first arrived. Thinking about it, five years have passed, and I really miss her.

Suddenly, something came to my lips and I wanted to ask her.

"Phoenix, as a girl, you can do many easy and profitable professions. Why do you have to engage in the dangerous profession of adventurer?"

I was puzzled, looking at her delighted smile, and asked.

After hearing this, Fenghuang's smile slowly faded, and an inexplicable sadness appeared on her face. Her big eyes blinked, full of grievances and sadness, and tears swirled in the middle.

"Did I touch on your sore spot? I'm sorry... That's just me. I'm a bitch."

I denounced my behavior for hurting Phoenix and expressed my deep remorse - I promised to get money to buy her nice clothes.

Phoenix then turned from sadness to happiness, but there was still lingering sadness in her eyes.

I didn't ask her similar questions again. Maybe her parents died in the dungeon, or her most cherished friend was killed by monsters in the dungeon. In short, the dungeon must be a very sad time for her. place.

But I still don’t understand, if it’s so sad, why do I have to do it again?

After thinking about it for a long time, I could only come up with one answer: She is much stronger than I thought.

After entering the black chaotic portal, Phoenix and I arrived at the fourth floor.

Starting from the fourth level, there are no more rock walls on both sides, replaced by a bottomless abyss.

Once you accidentally fall down, you are likely to fall into a deeper level. In that case, even if you don't fall to death, you will still have to be killed by the terrifying monsters in the deeper levels.

So starting from the fourth level, every subsequent level must be doubly careful.

I held the blood-stained sword and followed Phoenix.

The monsters on the fourth to sixth floors are level two, so they won't do any harm to me, but they will cause some unnecessary damage to Phoenix. After all, she is only level three, and I am already level five.

Several second-level beetles crawled over and launched an attack on Phoenix and me. Their attack was very simple, which was to pierce the opponent's body with their hard tentacles.

Before taking action, this kind of beetle monster will often take a few steps back, exert its strength on its two hind legs, and then charge towards the enemy, unless it hits something or the momentum of its hind legs is too strong. Run to the end, otherwise it will keep rushing down.

In my opinion, this is an impulsive and stupid creature without intelligence, because many times, I watched them rush out of the stone surface and fall into the abyss.

Although the Beetle monster on the fourth floor will not drop even one more copper coin after being exploded, I still gained something - I finally understood why the Phoenix's power value is so high.

This girl actually grabbed the beetle's hard tentacles with both hands and wrestled with it!

I have seen strong male warriors use this method to fight against beetles, but I have never seen a qigong master use this stupid method to fight, especially this qigong master is a delicate girl.

When I saw Phoenix pushing the beetle to the edge of the abyss step by step, and then pushing the beetle down into the abyss, I was simply shocked. There was a big drop of sweat hanging on the forehead covered with black lines.

"Is this the power a girl should have?"

I asked myself in my mind.

So, I decided to test the power of the Beetle myself.

At the same time as a beetle rushed towards me with all its strength, I also rushed towards the beetle with all my strength.

The D-level agility allowed me to easily grab the beetle's hard tentacles, but the beetle's power exceeded my imagination - its power was not at all inferior to mine!

Then, an interesting scene occurred.

There was me on one side and Beetle on the other. Both sides were trying their best to force the other side to take a step back, but neither side was willing to admit defeat even a little bit.

All six legs and two legs were stretched tightly, evenly matched.

About three minutes passed, and there was still no difference. The Phoenix side had already pushed down the eleventh beetle.

About ten minutes passed, but there was still no difference. The Phoenix side had already pushed down the last beetle except this one.

My face was red from holding in my chest, my cheeks were so bulging, I didn't even dare to breathe out.

The Beetle wasn't much better either. It was squeaking strangely, and its already red eyes were even more like two shining light bulbs.

Finally, I couldn't hold it in anymore and whispered to Beetle: "Brother, I can't do it anymore. How about you over there? If it works, just squeak once. If it doesn't work, just squeak twice."

Squeak, squeak.

You completely understood what I said. This is so smart!

I exclaimed.

Then, I continued to communicate with Beetle: "Well, you see, neither of us can do it anymore. Can we just come here today and compete again tomorrow? What do you think?"

After speaking, Beetle didn't react at all.

I wondered in my heart: "Did I have a communication problem, or was it just an accident?"

Suddenly, I remembered something and cursed in my heart: "An Xiaoyi, An Xiaoyi, you are an idiot. The beetle can't speak. How will it answer you when you ask it?"

After blaming myself, I licked my face and said with a smile: "I didn't make it clear. I'm sorry, Brother Beetle. If you agree with what I just said, just say something. If you don't agree, don't say anything."

squeak.

Without exception, Beetle understands me perfectly.

Seeing that it was working, I said again: "Let's do this. I'll count 1-2-3. When I count to 3, we will withdraw our strength together, okay?"

At the end, I didn’t forget to add: “If you say something good, just say it.”

squeak!

"Okay, listen up 1-2, 3!"

I suddenly let go of my hand, took two steps back, and sat down on the ground. At the same time, the beetle also relaxed its six taut paws, and its heavy body hit the ground.

I gasped for breath, my clothes were soaked with sweat, and more sweat kept coming out.

Phoenix squatted next to me, staring at Beetle motionlessly with a pair of big watery eyes. Beetle did not shy away from letting her look at it, and also stared at Phoenix motionlessly with a pair of dark red insect eyes.

This person and the insect looked like a pair of long-lost relatives, looking at each other with tears in their eyes without even blinking.

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