Extra 5: I Am Li Nuo, an Electrician

“I am Li Nuo.

Please allow me to tell this story in the first person.

First of all, I want to make it clear that this incident is not a marginal story, nor is it a real text record, but a bloody history.

It is 2:35 in the morning.

I am sitting on the sofa with a pen in my mouth. Do you think I am working?

Stop it.

How is it possible.

I just use the pen as a cigarette to release my worries that have nowhere to go.

I can't move.

In other words.

My lower body has fallen into a state of complete paralysis after resting for fifteen minutes.

I am thinking, should I call 120...

Cha Bai came out of the room wrapped in a sheet.

There is guilt in her eyes.

“Haven't you recovered yet?”

“Ah...no.”

There are bite marks on her shoulder from me. Sorry, it's not because of some dark and obscene factor.

I bit her for tactical reasons.

“I can't do anything about the leakage. ”

She said so.

Yes, you read it right, her bite marks were caused by me not being able to bite when I was electrocuted. My teeth were almost broken.

“Forget it, blame me.”

I could only comfort her like this, the woman I found myself had to bear it myself…

I guess there are some things I can’t hide.

I’ll just say it straight.

This may be magical.

But you must know the truth.

She is a cyborg, there is leakage.

As far as I know, people can sense the current of 0.7-1.1mA; people can get rid of the current of 10.5-16mA on their own; the current above 50mA is fatal.

I used an electric pen to detect it, and it was not fatal when she leaked electricity, it was quite safe, only 15mA.

She had a leakage protector installed on her body. When the leakage current reached 15mA, the leakage protector would immediately act and cut off the circuit to protect personal safety.

But I overlooked a fatal problem.

She doesn't excrete.

At first I thought it was an angel-like setting.

But now I understand that angels and demons are often one and the same.

Listen to me.

What she eats does not form excrement, but a source of water energy.

This causes her body to have more water content than normal people.

Do you understand...

At the same time as leakage...

Water leakage...

Electricity and water combined...

Damn it...

Today is like a flood.

I almost died.

Cha Bai looked at me like this, sighed, sat next to me, and comforted me a few words, what... Don't blame yourself, it's not your fault, forget it today, I blame myself for nothing, what can I blame, forget it today, what else do you want to do!

I said to her: "You go to sleep first, I'll take a break."

She looked at my pitiful appearance, opened her mouth and bent down.

I panicked.

"Sister, what are you doing?"

"See that you are still standing, help you pass it out."

"No need... I really forget it today... Your thing is like a vortex engine. "

The main reason is...

I'm in pain...

In order to solve her problem, I found a doctor who specializes in the lower three roads the next day.

"Maerjie, is your thing effective?"

"Humph, it must be."

I took the local specialty of their hospital from Dr. Ma.

Maerjie said proudly: "Super thick type, current insulator, I used it when I cleared the sewer for patients, and I couldn't even feel the flesh wall inside the anus and rectum."

"Why do you bring this thing to clear the sewer for others?"

"That patient adheres to the doctrine of not wiping his butt after going to the toilet."

"Isn't that just what you are interested in?"

"But he is a man."

I was speechless and put the whole box of "DINK artifacts" in my pocket.

He lit a cigarette in the car: "By the way, you can just bear it, and even if there is electricity, it's quite exciting to think about it. "

I knew he would say that, so I took out the "anti-wolf baton" I had prepared and shocked him twice.

Dr. Ma understood me this time.

He took a cigarette and continued with melancholy: "Damn...what kind of life have you lived."

I took out the things in the box and measured the thickness on my hand: "Don't say it, it's miserable."

At this time, an uncle passed by the car we were in.

The uncle saw me holding the DINK artifact and Maljie smoking with a tired face through the opened car window.

The uncle suddenly asked: "Can I be added? ”

We took the uncle to the bath center, and after straightening him, we called the police to crack down on prostitution.

I walked home with the chive box that the police officer gave me.

I was thinking about how much significance this box of stuff had. I felt that Dr. Ma was unreliable.

I thought a lot along the way.

There was a melon seed seller on the road, so I bought a bag and thought while eating melon seeds.

The melon seeds were delicious. I saw the words "chrysanthemum fragrance" on the bag, so I went back to buy some more and brought some to her.

The sun was very strong today, and the yellow and orange color was dazzling.

I passed by a tea shop and went in to use the air conditioning.

A thief never leaves empty-handed.

I bought some chrysanthemum tea.

When I went out, I saw a big brother who was caught for having an affair, hanging naked on the balcony.

"Interesting."

"Yeah, interesting. "

Interesting... Wait, I suddenly have a flash of inspiration!

Maljie, chrysanthemum-flavored melon seeds, chrysanthemum tea, naked big brother... Oh, my God, this is Jesus and Buddha whipping my dull brain!

I immediately rushed home.

Cha Bai was mopping the floor.

I picked up my phone and started to order the materials I needed.

She took a look, smiled like a master, and then put a box of things in front of me.

"I knew you would do this."

That night later.

Something happened.

Anyway, back to the beginning.

I said she was a robot.

This resulted in extremely high skin hardness and artificial muscle strength.

I can't say it directly.

It's probably... I [beep————————] broke, and I bleed a lot. I had a hemorrhage.

I'm getting a blood transfusion in the hospital now.

So Ms. Zhu Li, I believe you will understand why I didn't come to work today after reading this.

Also, in my condition, I guess I can't leave the house within a week, and of course I can't wear pants. If you don't believe me, you can come to my house to see.

So I want to take a leave, which will be about a week.

—— Hope to approve. "

Zhu Li looked at Li Nuo's leave note on the computer screen.

The assistant next to him was shocked after reading it: "This is the longest and most story-telling leave note I have ever seen. "

Juli's pupils were empty, and she looked like she was being played.

"I want to fire him."

"But don't you think he is very talented?" the assistant said excitedly.

Juli looked at the assistant and said seriously: "I know this guy is handsome, but you shouldn't be obsessed with him just because of the bad content of his leave application."

The assistant smiled and smiled until her eyes became empty: "Ms. Julie, do you want to see what the men in our company look like? Besides, we work overtime all the year round. I haven’t seen a handsome guy in society for three years. Three years… If I had been a little wild during these three years, I might have gotten syphilis, not to mention having a baby. But now I have to accompany a group of people every day…”

“Okay, I won’t fire you…” Julie was helpless.

No matter what she said, no matter how much she complained, she still approved Li Nuo’s leave.

After all…

She also hoped that Li Nuo would not come, because Li Nuo was too annoying.

…

While Li Nuo was studying alchemy in the space, Cha Bai was watching TV series on his computer at home in the real world.

At this time, Li Nuo’s mailbox “beeped”.

Cha Bai opened the mailbox and found that it was something from Maljie.

And wrote: I want to go back after I go back I thought, in addition to the box of things, you can try to play games to distract your attention. I have a 10G collection of old games here, do you want to try it? By the way, help me draw some fan art.

Cha Bai downloaded it, it was a compressed package.

Unzip:

"The Scent of Meat", "My Girlfriend is a Blue Collar", "Starlight Cafe and Death Butterfly", "Thousand Blade Waves, Peach Blossom Dyed Princess-Liu An Hua Ming-".

Cha Bai clicked on the first game.

Two hours later, she sat on the computer chair with a dazed look.

Three hours later, she ate a bowl of noodles and started the second round.

Four hours later, she looked in the mirror and put her hair up.

"Does putting your hair up really have that kind of visual effect?"

She looked at her face carefully in the mirror.

"Yes."

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PS: (Today, I have a lot of things to do, so I can't post the main text. I use the extra chapter as a leave note)