Chapter 475: Prison Script

"Hello, audience friends, this is ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! The first arena! The sky arena!"

"I am your old friend, Cape Town No. 89!"

Bang!

"Ah——!"

"..."

"..."

"Sorry, everyone... Mr. Cape Town No. 89 just now escaped from a mental hospital. I shot him with one shot."

Bang!

"I'll shoot again."

"Now... start the announcement again."

"Huh..."

"..."

"Hello, audience friends! You haven't died yet, have you? I hope you die soon! Hahahahaha! I! I I I am the announcer of the Cairo Star Sky Arena, Barro Barro! I'm a woman! I'm single! Hahahahaha! Now, let's start our game now!"

In the arena exposed under the starry sky, the audience around was boiling! The shouts were like a tsunami!

A group of crazy aliens twisted their bodies, like a group of demons twisting their hips under the purple-blue light.

The area of ​​the contestant waiting room is 300 square meters, with all kinds of rest facilities. A group of guys with different looks are waiting here.

The contestants look strange or fierce, and there are a few guys who look harmless, such as Li Nuo.

"Ah..."

Li Nuo leaned on the sofa, his buttocks sank into the soft sofa cushions, and looked listlessly at the mosquito doll chandelier rotating back and forth on the ceiling.

It has been half a year since the last "World War".

It was still the Spring Festival at that time, and now Cha Bai wears denim shorts to go shopping.

In the past six months, the king gave them the banner after the "Contest" to protect the privacy and safety of the three of them, so they lived a stable life.

But after a long time, it became boring... Especially there was no place to experiment with the new weapons made by Maljie, so Li Nuo had to go back to his old job and returned to the Cairo Arena a month ago.

Background: Cairo Arena, Li Nuo got the ticket from Wen Ke, that was before the "Player Championship". Players with a level of 70 or above can enter the high-level arena, which is the current Sky Arena.

Most of the contestants are interstellar hunters. After the player level is 80, because the corridor is no longer separated from reality, they are considered "interstellar hunters". Players above level 80 will be considered "little bad guys from various planets" by default.

"God damn little bad guy."

Li Nuo felt sick.

He looked at himself in the mirror.

"Hi, I'm a little bad guy."

A girl with watery eyes next to him covered her mouth and laughed at him.

"This idiot."

Li Nuo looked at her.

She looked at Li Nuo.

The woman frowned slightly, lifted her white legs, and said with a smile: "Where is your mother?"

Li Nuo remembered her, she was finished.

I have to say that there are actually very few players participating in the Sky Arena. It’s not that what will happen if you lose, you won’t die if you lose. The Cairo people implement the political characteristics of not breaking the law on the surface, but the world is chaotic in secret. The problem is... there is really no good reward for winning.

[Basel branch: Cairo Competition]

[Task reward: 20,000 gold coins, discount coupons for Wenke Bar]

[Task details: 1. Wenke drank too much a few nights ago, and his asshole hurt when he woke up. He suspected that he was deeply communicated; 2. Wenke wanted to know what happened that day, but the monitor that day was stolen by a group of Cairo people who smuggled in. There is a rumor that one of the rewards of the Sky Arena is the "stolen monitor"]

Li Nuo: "Heh."

Things are not what Wenke thought.

That day, Wenke drank too much, and Li Nuo happened to eat at his bar. After the old guy entered the bar, he sat down on the folding stool that Li Nuo had placed in the room.

That stool itself is a torture device that specializes in the lower three routes. It is a good thing that Wen Ke didn't die.

Later, Li Nuo covered Nanami's mouth and threatened to help Wen Ke, who was already desperate, to retrieve the monitor in the arena, and then he made a lot of money for it.

Of course... the monitor is also secondary, and he didn't plan to retrieve it. Anyway, Wen Ke had already paid the down payment (20,000 gold coins + some upgrade materials).

At this moment, an old TV fell from the ceiling of the waiting room.

The screen flashed with snow spots, showing pixel text that everyone could understand.

[Rule of the game: Choose an opponent, give the opponent a slap in the face, and the game will start]

Li Nuo looked at the woman who laughed at him and called him a "stupid guy".

It's you.

On the TV screen, the host appeared in the center of the screen.

"All participants will be turned into mosaic figures, no one will die, feel free to fight to the death."

"We have no rules! You can drag whoever you like up and beat him up!"

"Slap him in the face, and the game will begin!"

Li Nuo grabbed the woman's collar.

"One of us has to have some problems here today."

The woman's eyes were charming, and she smiled with gritted teeth.

"Damn boy, didn't I just scold you a few words?"

The woman's eyes were fierce.

She was an interstellar hunter, who had nothing to do with the players. She was a logistics supply officer of an expedition team, and was responsible for robbing to supply her expedition team.

Li Nuo didn't hesitate, and slapped the woman in the face.

The moment his palm touched the other's cheek, no damage was caused, but both of them turned into pixels and disappeared in the waiting room.

[Already matched with an opponent]

[Participants should know: Stop when the time is right. If someone kills someone, the guards will get involved. If the opponent still fails, a pixel will suddenly appear to save the player's life, but it will be considered as a waiver.]

[The competition rewards are divided into three categories]

1. Win 3 games in a row to get the Cairo Expedition Team Internship Qualification Certificate.

2. Win 10 games in a row to get Cairo Ji's Kiss.

3. Win 100 games in a row to get Cairo Gorilla's Hug.

4. Win 500 games in a row to get the Cairo Space Expedition Team Fighting Guide.

5. Win 1,000 games in a row to get the camera that recorded a bar owner being raped.

[Higher rules: Participate in 100 games. If the winning rate is above 95%, you will get the "World No. 1 Martial Arts Tournament" qualification badge]

The rules are very simple, basically there are no rules.

Li Nuo only paid attention to three points. First, there was no real reward. Second, the camera that recorded Wen Ke being raped really became a reward. Third, what the hell was the world's number one martial arts club?

At this time, the host shouted: "The countdown for the game is 20 seconds. This game adopts a continuous battle mode. The winner does not have a break in the middle! If you feel that you can't do it, just shout "Today's host is the most sissy"! Okay, I'm going to sleep. See you during the commercial break!"

The audience cursed. This host has no professional ethics.

Amid the deafening curses, Li Nuo and the woman have already stood still, waiting for the signal to start the game.

Unlike low-level competitions, this time the contestants were not protected by mosaics, but their true faces were exposed. However, when they were broadcast on TV, mosaics would still be used to protect privacy. Only those rich guys could spend money to buy contestants' information for employment. Therefore, the Sky Arena is also a recruitment stage for interstellar hunters.

Interstellar hunters, this group has a huge gap between the upper and lower limits. Weak guys can be killed by bricks, and stronger ones can hunt demons. There are even rumors that there have been hunters who kill gods. Li Nuo prefers to believe that it is the interstellar hunters played by players.

"Wait..."

Li Nuo touched his ears, and the headset was not loose.

Then he pulled out the cane inserted in his waist. He hadn't fought for a long time, and his body was a little rusty.

Li Nuo raised his eyes. This time he didn't use [Emile's Mask] to see. With just one glance, he could basically lock the opponent's strength.

Denise's ability is too useful. As long as the opponent is not strong enough, Li Nuo will not feel nervous.

"Bang!"

A gunshot sounded in the sky, and the game began!

The woman's name is "Qinghua", she is in her thirties. She used to be in the space gorilla pirate reconnaissance unit and worked as a scout for five years. She has outstanding observation skills. In addition, she is a dog person with a keen sense of smell. She can smell how many lives the other person has taken.

She smelled that the number of people Li Nuo had killed was almost catching up with the number of customers in the red light district opposite her house in a month.

At this point, Qinghua dared not be careless.

The opponent was very strong, so we had to fight quickly and decisively.

"Huh..."

Qinghua took a deep breath, took a step, and gently circled towards Li Nuo like a stream of water, but in another moment, she jumped into the air like a torrent and flashed behind Li Nuo. The woman went around the blind spot and was about to attack when "Cuihua" turned into a big hand and grabbed her!

Ghost hand grabbing!

Qinghua was pulled in front of Li Nuo without any preparation.

The reflection of Li Nuo's raised palm was printed in the woman's eyes, and then, snap! A slap in the mouth!

Qinghua was blown away by Li Nuo's big fist, and her contact lenses fell to the ground.

"Not bad..." Li Nuo moved his fingers: "The ghost hand's grabbing range has increased to five meters, as long as Cuihua can detect the angle, it can be caught."

Qinghua knelt on the ground with her face covered, her mind was a little confused, and she spat out a mouthful of blood mixed with a tooth. Her beauty contact lenses were blown away, and her eyes were turbid.

"Again."

"Again?"

Qinghua was particularly frustrated.

"I'm actually a blind person."

The woman murmured and stood up. Without the protection of her contact lenses, she couldn't see clearly.

"You are too gender-equal as a man. How can you come up and slap a woman in the face... No more fighting."

She raised her head and shouted: "Today's host is the most sissy!"

[Opponent has surrendered]

When Li Nuo received the prompt, Maljie's voice sounded in the headset.

"Don't finish too soon, bastard!"

Maerjie was operating on a patient with his buttocks spread wide open, while he was leisurely drinking civet coffee and watching the live broadcast of the competition on TV.

Li Nuo complained on the screen: "I was afraid that it was too fast, so I just slapped her in the face..."

Maerjie put the coffee cup next to the patient: "Is it possible that there is a problem with the way you control the strength now?"

"It's possible..." Li Nuo curled his lips: "Have you placed a bet?"

"Humph." Maljie smiled and said: "You have to end the game in the third game."

Li Nuo nodded, indicating that it was not a big problem.

The Cairo Star People's competition naturally involves betting. Maljie kept raising the bets in the first two games of Li Nuo's game. During this period, as long as Li Nuo can fool his opponent, more people will bet on him to win in the third game. At that time, Ma Ge will throw all the bets and bet on him to lose. In this way, the renovation costs of their "Cairo Hospital Anorectal Department" will come out.

At this time, the patient who was undergoing surgery said weakly: "Doctor... I think the anesthesia seems to have worn off."

Maljie comforted: "Don't worry, I didn't give you anesthesia."

"Why?"

"Anesthetic plus money."

Marger picked up a wrench and knocked the patient unconscious. He is now the traveling doctor of the Cairo people. He has to use unusual methods to deal with the guys in the funny world.

"I'm about to start the operation, Li Nuo, remember to try the new weapon I gave you on the second person."

"I know."

The door facing Li Nuo slowly opened, and the second round of the arena was about to begin. Colorful smoke filled the air, and fireworks flew into the sky.

Amidst the explosion of fireworks, a bullet was shot out of the smoke and dust!

Li Nuo bit the bullet in an instant, and his whole body was carried away by the huge inertia, flying back several meters. The moment it hit the wall, the bullet shell he spat out suddenly exploded!

The opponent in the second round fired before he could fully appear. This person was still an interstellar hunter, with long arms and legs, pale skin, cloudy eyes, and a triangular head, like a ghost.

His name is Sama, a guy who mutated due to experiments.

The bullets he fired contained explosive dust and were as explosive as grenades.

"He's not dead yet?"

Sama sneered, and there were no guards around, which meant that his attack would not kill Li Nuo.

"There is no harm when there is smoke, don't you understand this principle?"

Li Nuo waved his cane and lifted up the smoke. His face turned black, and then he shook his head wildly. The black dust from the gunpowder swished down like droplets from a fountain.

【Tom's Decoction (Experiment No. 1)】

[Quality: Excellent]

[Toxicity: 30%]

[Brief description: Resist one elemental damage]

"As expected."

Li Nuo patted his ears and knocked out a pile of dust.

[Tom's Mutagen Inducer] To make a good potion, you need very rare materials, such as "the leftover cheese from Jerry the Mouse", so Li Nuo can only combine existing things to make one that looks useful. thing.

After the alchemy ability is improved, the decoction made is filled with a large number of disposable potions, that is, things that no longer have lasting effects but are passively triggered once and then eliminated by the potion.

There was a sudden thunderstorm on the opposite side, and the opponent rushed towards him. The attack was just a feint, leaving a few tracking grenades behind, and wings made of hands sprouted from his back and flew into the sky.

Li Nuo opened [Seal of Albers] to block the continuous explosion of grenades.

He raised his eyes to look at the sky. His opponent rubbed a luminous sphere with his hand, and the shining sphere crashed down.

The intense heat distorts the air.

Li Nuo looked at the decoction grid calmly.

【Invincible Star's Decoction】

[Quality: Epic]

[Toxicity: 120%]

[Brief description: Resist one fatal damage, or become invincible within one second]

This is a one-time potion.

When the high-temperature energy ball crushed the arena, a huge yellow star popped out of Li Nuo's head, taking the fatal damage on his behalf.

Sama didn't know what was happening, but she felt a heat under her feet.

Cuihua appeared unnoticed and was biting his foot.

"Hello……"

"It stinks!"

Cuihua complained, dragging this guy down with her mouth, and smashed it to the ground with a bang!

Sama vomited blood, and every inch of the muscles on his back was in severe pain as if it had been broken. He noticed something was wrong. He was just hit to the ground by the "throwing skill", but it hurt as if every muscle in his body was broken.

[Tushalong’s decoction]

[Quality: Excellent]

[Toxicity: 40%]

[Brief description: The power of ground skills increases dramatically! 】

Li Nuo looked at the decoction grid, and at the same time took off the weapon box, placed it in front of him, put it on the ground, and stepped on it.

The sole of the shoe was twisted hard on the box, and there were two clicks. The weapon box deformed, and the black box split into fine lines that were difficult to detect.

Sama stood up shakily and wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth.

When he looked directly into Li Nuo's eyes, he suddenly felt a shuddering feeling that he had no fighting spirit at all.

【Shadow Elder's Decoction】

[Quality: Excellent]

[Toxicity: 40%]

[Effect: Generate pressure from superior creatures on the opponent you have beaten (black blood upgraded version)]

Li Nuo didn't know whether this thing would work or not. He tried it with Marger, maybe because he was too familiar with it, and Marge was not afraid of him even if he was beaten.

But Sama was really scared.

Li Nuo lifted up the weapon box, and the box split and transformed into a large black dragon strike heavy crossbow.

[Disaster Weapon Pandora (Weapon Box Variation)]

[Quality: Epic]

[Equipment requirements: Demon power or demon power, physical strength 200, spiritual power 50]

[Effect: The disaster weapon of the demon world is said to have 666 forms. It can change into many forms and become various weapons. As for the form it turns into, it is completely based on the user's will. Pandora can read the weapon. Transformed using the memory, experience, knowledge and imagination of the person]

[Variable products based on the player's 5900 memory fragments: Dragon Strike Heavy Crossbow, Ether Manipulator, Magic Gatling, Magical Rocket Launcher, Yinglong Immortal Killing Formation, Prodigal Hammer]

1. Dragon Strike Heavy Crossbow: Fires a miniature dragon strike cannon, which has a miraculous effect on "large monster" creatures. The ammunition is one shot.

2. Ether Manipulator: Transform into a manipulator and deliver full-power explosive punches.

3. Magic Gatling: da da da da da da da da! Consumes magic power as bullets.

4. Magic bazooka: The linear magic rays of the mechanical life forms in the world of "NieR" continuously consume magic power.

5. Yinglong Zhuxian Town: split into five Yinglong submachine guns and floating guns.

6. The Prodigal Hammer: Combined with the cane to form a heavy hammer, using an explosive and extremely powerful heavy blow will cause the weapon box to be temporarily unusable. The power is related to the weapon loaded in the box.

[Current form: Dragon Strike Heavy Crossbow]

[Brief description: Please note that the use of this thing requires matching bullets or weapons to be placed in the box]

Sama saw that Li Nuo's black coffin board turned into a heavy-duty crossbow the size of a car, and he was affected by the [Dark Elder's Decoction] and had no intention of fighting again, so he was ready to give up.

However, before he shouted the words of giving up, his eyes went black.

Sama entered [Emile's Mask].

The mask was transformed by the "Black Merchant" and had the effect of "divine power absorption". It works within 150 meters. If the absorbed object is strong, it will automatically break free.

Very confused, Sama is actually quite strong. He broke free from the dark and oppressive world in an instant, but despair was in front of him. He came out of the mask, which means that he was close to Li Nuo and the Dragon Strike Heavy Crossbow.

With a dragon roar from the heavy crossbow, Sama was teleported back to the lounge.

Lost...

He was not disappointed but relieved.

Sama, this man is a miracle in a certain world. He is a guy with a "protagonist halo". He was persecuted by evil scientists and turned into such a fierce ghost, but he awakened a unique personal panel and embarked on the road of upgrading. After becoming the strongest in his own world, he walked out of the world and came to the camp of interstellar hunters, hunting strong people, hoping to see higher peaks.

"I'm still a long way to go..."

Sama clenched his pale fingers, looked at Li Nuo on the screen, and smiled.

"I will continue to become stronger, and then we will see who is better."

...

The opponent is too weak, so Li Nuo can only experiment with part of his ability.

[Emile's Mask] cannot be used continuously after long-range absorption. The mask is not loaded enough and cracks appear. This broken mask always cracks, like a shy boy who can't stand any risk... Li Nuo suddenly realized why [Emile's Mask] is so fragile! Because its original owner, Emil, actually has "male homosexual tendencies"!

"Hmm... what am I thinking about."

He calmed himself down and lifted the weapon box that had turned back into a black coffin board.

A set of numbers popped up on the box, showing that the cooldown time of [Dragon Strike Heavy Crossbow] was 4 hours.

The [Disaster Weapon Pandora] in the [Weapon Box] can still be strengthened, so there is no rush for the time being.

The remaining one is the cane that he has not used yet. As the main weapon, it has reached +18, indicating that it is a slight increase in attack power.

Li Nuo wants to test the depth of all weapons and equipment, and use the [World Core Fragment] to decide who will be favored before the next script.

[World Core Fragment] This thing has long been sent to the weapon workshop for processing, and a fruit core was obtained. This thing can be used at any time, and the effect is to change the weapon.

Li Nuo took a deep breath, thinking of the bet he promised Maljie, and chose to give up before the third opponent came out.

He returned to the waiting room and teleported away.

Wink's bar is closed today.

Nanami's posters are hung on the street.

This flat-chested girl has really become an advertising idol, and Wenke's shop is therefore regarded as a tourist attraction by many Basel otaku men.

If these otakus knew that Li Nuo could spit out a quail egg with Nanami in it, they would definitely worship Li Nuo as a leader, but there is no benefit from this.

Since Wenke is not here, he will return to his real home and prepare to draft the submission questions for the new comic.

The mobile phone on the computer desk is lighting up.

Li Nuo took out a bottle of lemon juice from the refrigerator and picked up the phone while drinking it.

[Information notification from the joint planning of "Cairo World" and "Imperial Inquisition"]

[Thanks to the artist 'I-Uncle' for the submission. Your comic style is too realistic and your painting technique does not match our style. It is a pity that it was not accepted]

The large-scale interstellar H comic competition draft submitted half a year ago only received news today.

As expected, it was eliminated.

Li Nuo was mentally prepared.

After all, the aesthetics of the guys on Cairo planet are very strange. In their eyes, Cha Bai is an ugly freak, but they like the little boy in the church. It can only be said that the aesthetics of those guys are not about appearance.

"Difficult to serve."

Li Nuo complained and put down the phone.

The phone vibrated again.

He turned around and saw a strange question mark pop up on the screen, and then a long string of text popped up that filled the phone screen.

[Do you want to understand the meaning of life? ]

There is a dialog box below.

Li Nuo typed on it and replied: "Fuck you."

[Sure enough, you have a bad personality. ]

New texts kept appearing on the screen.

[I really don't understand why the gorilla princess would like you. ]

"Ah?"

[No way, who told you to be our future prince consort. ]

"Huh?"

[Give you one minute to prepare, follow us and be the gorilla princess's groom. ]

"Wait..."

[Don't hesitate, hurry up, you still have to sleep with the princess tonight. 】

"No, not..."

Li Nuo's eyes suddenly darkened and he looked out the window.

In the bright sunshine, it seemed as if something was looking at him, which reminded Li Nuo of the first time he was kidnapped by the Cairo aliens.

When he was about to go to the "Endless Corridor", he suddenly heard a voice:

[The Border Prison Script has been triggered]

[Unable to contact the Corridor]

...

Cha Bai soaked in the bathtub, looking at Li Nuo on the TV screen. The Cairo signal can connect to the space inside Basel. As Li Nuo gave up, she turned off the TV.

"Causing trouble everywhere."

Cha Bai leaned on the edge of the bathtub, her breasts squeezed together bounced, and then stepped out of the bathtub.

After a while, she wiped her body, put on her clothes and came out of the bathroom.

Looking at herself in the mirror, she touched her hair that had just been cut.

Originally, her hair was almost as long as her back. Because Li Nuo said "I like short hair", she asked Victor to cut her long hair short. The hair was gathered on her neck, and it was wet with water drops.

She kept her eyes on the mirror and kept observing herself. Finally, she came to a conclusion.

——"Why did my body develop again?"

The enlargement of the breasts may be due to the promotion of the elves, or it may be due to Li Nuo's massage.

But so far, there is still no sign of birth in the uterus, which is a good thing for players.

It is impossible for you to resist not doing it, and if you do it, you are afraid of the risk. Then you can only develop a backdoor. It is better to have a hole in the front door, like a black hole, absorbing matter and then there will be no worries about pregnancy.

Cha Bai became happier and more insane the more he thought about it.

Isn't this the perfect sterilization that humans dream of?

Cha Bai put on a full set of clothes, walked out of the room, and passed through the corridor. In the past six months, this place has been transformed into absurd and strange by Maljie.

The corridor leads to the study, which is only three meters long, but there is a red alarm line. The infrared rays split into a grid and swept over, and the recorded voice of the mechanical life form came:

[Alarm, alarm]

[You are thin, special reminder, your uterus needs maintenance, recommend to you: Demon Hunter's Vajra]

Cha Bai has changed from that ashamed little sister to the beautiful young woman today.

She is already one year old.

She will not be broken by such strange voices.

In the final analysis, it is still because she has been with those two psychopaths for a long time, and it is inevitable that she will have mental problems.

There are all kinds of magic books in the study. She needs to supplement her historical knowledge to increase her race value.

There is a flash outside the window.

Cha Bai looked over.

Xiao Wu, who lives across the street, is pointing a sniper rifle at this place.

Due to the persecution of Li Nuo and Maljie for half a year, the opposite side of Xiao Wu's house is full of signs saying "You have already taken the way to death" and "Resurrect my love". This street is now affectionately called "the way to death" by the natives of Basel.

Xiao Wu's nerves are damaged, and she launched a useless sniper mode against Li Nuo and Maljie.

It is useless because in Basel, players attacking players and hurting lives are still not allowed.

Cha Bai opened the window and shouted to Xiao Wu: "They are not here!"

Xiao Wu pouted and said "Oh", put away the gun, changed clothes, and prepared to go to Wen Ke's factory to work as a bodyguard to earn money for moving.

This silly girl didn't know that Wen Ke and Li Nuo were from the same family. They didn't want her to move, and she couldn't make any money. Recently, Xiao Wu got along well with Wen Ke and Nanami.

"Half a year..."

Cha Bai held her chin with her hand and stood by the window sill.

"Half a year of peace and tranquility..."

She had a bad feeling.

"Why hasn't Li Nuo come back yet?"

Whenever Li Nuo disappeared, there was no good news. Either he went up to the roof to remove the tiles or put mud in the door lock.

Cha Bai put the book down and returned to reality first.

Home was the same as usual.

She looked around and saw an unfinished bottle of beverage on the ground.

Li Nuo had come back.

His mobile phone was still on the sofa.

The computer screen was on.

There was a draft on the table.

The dip pen looked like it had just been taken out and was placed in a small box on the table.

Cha Bai bit her teeth and sighed softly.

"He was kidnapped."