Chapter 536 The Indescribable Hehehehe Town

[Main mission: This is not Team Rocket]

[Task Difficulty: None]

[Task reward: none]

[Task details: None]

Including Brother Ting, the four people in the car saw the mission prompt because of the appearance of the two stupid thieves.

Cha Bai: "Speed ​​up and ignore them."

There is no reward, it is just a mission to make a presence, there is no need to complete it, not to mention the flying winter melons all over the sky are still chasing them.

Marger, wearing a mechanical prosthesis, skillfully pulled the lever and put it into gear.

Brother Ting saw for the first time that this damn pedal truck could be put into gear, and he asked like a country bumpkin: "Do you mean it's going to go supersonic?"

Li Nuo said: "No, the first few steps of Lao Ma are just to imitate Fujiwara Takumi. In fact, the handlebars on the car are just decoration."

Brother Ting was used to it, so he held back his complaints.

Li Nuo: "Speaking of which, when we made the stall handle, we were actually afraid that the female fighting dragon we raised would be in spring, so we left a swinging tool for her, but she didn't use it."

Brother Ting: "I'm really...ah——!"

He suddenly growled because Marger slapped the small supersonic button on the car's dial with his dog's paw.

Two exhaust holes were turned out of the rear of the car, and when the pedals were pressed down sharply, the exhaust holes spurted out a slightly smelly blue flame.

Chicken wings sprouted from the sides of the truck, gliding into the sky.

As Brother Ting came to his senses, he stuck his head out of the car window and opened his chin as if it was off its spring.

"This...is so awesome, a flying chicken?"

What amazed him was not that the car could go to the sky, but that the car that used pedals instead of the accelerator could go to the sky.

The two stupid thieves parked the car on the dirt road.

They got out of the car and looked up at the sales cart in the sky.

"They seem to think that God can escape from our clutches."

The woman with short red hair raised her lips.

"Give them some color."

The man flipped his palm, and the force guide in his palm quickly grew in size, turning into a simple rocket launcher.

The woman's name is Meri.

The man's name is Dust.

The two were thieves, but they also robbed sometimes.

Daxter smiled and pulled the trigger, and the fireworks from the rocket launcher opened a large net in the sky, covering the sales vehicle.

This time, even Li Nuo and the others didn't react. In less than a second, the large net opened and the vending cart was brought to the ground together with hundreds of flying winter melons.

The wheel of the car salesman paused, and the magic net became entangled in the wheels.

No matter how hard Marger tried, he couldn't move the pedals. The car was completely imprisoned, and there were hundreds of winter melons piled next to it. Once the flying winter melons hit the ground, they turned into ordinary winter melons. Hundreds of winter melons were equivalent to several thick walls. wall.

The technology of this world is guidance technology. Guidance is a thing that stores magic technology. The principle is to develop the magic power of crystals, and it is possible to form any strange things.

Dast carried the guided rocket launcher and turned his head to Merry next to him. The latter blew a breath, and the winter melon blocking the road in front was blown away, making way for them.

Li Nuo and others (including Marjie) got out of the truck together.

For the first time, Chabai looked at Dust and Merry seriously. These two things were very similar in appearance to the Team Rocket duo from "Pokémon", but one was missing.

Her surprise was noticed by the two keen thieves.

Merry took out a pistol and turned it skillfully in his hand: "Dust, the little sister seems to be scared by us."

Dast smiled and said, "Don't panic, we're not here for anyone."

Brother Ting thinks this is nonsense. There are no people here except him.

Li Nuo glared at the data of the duo.

[Dast: lv90]

[Signal fluctuation...]

The watch worn by Dust emitted sound waves, and the weird magic caused [Emil's Mask] to temporarily malfunction.

Li Nuo rarely encounters such a situation. Usually, the mask is directly broken, which shows that the two stupid thieves may not be very powerful, but there are strange props nearby. In theory, they can grab them. However, considering the intensity of the Border Prison script and the The townspeople of Qibel Town might come after him, so he sighed compassionately.

"Understood……"

Li Nuo nodded and sighed helplessly.

"I'll catch a cat for you...but you have to teach the cat to speak human language yourself."

Based on the appearance of Dust and Merry, and thinking about the side mission [Not Team Rocket], we can guess that they are missing a pet...

"Hey..." Meili's expression suddenly froze: "Hey, hey, hey... why are you here again..."

Daxter scratched his hair and looked embarrassed: "How many times have I told you... we are not Team Rocket! We don't have Meowth! We don't know what that is!"

It seems they have encountered players.

Merry raised the muzzle of his gun, gritted his teeth, and tried to maintain a smile, and said, "Give us that dog!"

Marger: "?"

Brother Ting asked happily: "Wait, can you say it again?"

Merry: "Don't you understand? Dust, tell them!"

Dast said: "In this world, there are all kinds of Warcraft waiting for you to explore and discover. As thieves, we have been working on all kinds of potentially profitable things that can be developed, including Warcraft!"

His tone suddenly became serious: "Warcraft is not just a tool for fighting and hunting, they are also life. We should respect them and establish a deep friendship with them. During our journey, you will meet Warcraft from different regions and fight, cooperate and communicate with them. You will use your wisdom and strength to defeat the Warcraft and become an invincible warrior, conquer the landlords in various regions, and get more money."

Li Nuo whispered: "Isn't this the opening remarks of Professor Oak at the beginning..."

Merry: "I'm not Xiaozhi's mother! I don't know Xiaozhi! I'm still a virgin!"

"Virgin..." Chabai blushed, a little embarrassed.

Suddenly! Dust changed the subject: "However... there are still a large number of undiscovered Warcraft in this world. They are mysterious, powerful, and even extremely dangerous. Our brains can only imagine these, but..."

Duxt suddenly raised his arm and pointed at Malger.

"But a dog that can drive! It has surpassed the limits of our imagination!"

"Do you know how precious this dog is!"

"Ah! It must be very valuable!"

Li Nuo and Cha Bai nodded together. They knew it best. A dog that the big guilds fought for, a dog that was pulled back from hell, a dog that turned the heroine of H comics into a pure love heroine, how could it not be valuable...

Only Brother Ting, the idiot, asked in a low voice: "Is it really that valuable?"

Merry sneered: "Otherwise why would we follow you from the ruins to here?"

Brother Ting was stunned... He started from the ruins and was always careful all the way around, and never found anyone following him.

In the "Border Prison Script", the power of the natives cannot be judged by common sense. In the story line that Li Nuo and the others didn't know, Dust and Merry went deep into the pilgrim town and stole the legendary staff from under the nose of Mayor Papagus, whose combat power is comparable to that of a small Dante.

"Hey, hey, hey~" Meili raised her red lips and said with a smile: "You don't have to be afraid. Generally speaking, we two won't just snatch things directly."

Brother Ting: "What are you doing now?"

Daster covered his hair, raised his chin, laughed three times "Hahaha", then looked at Brother Ting with contempt and said: "Say hello."

"You are sick!" Brother Ting was furious again: "Ah-! I can't stand it anymore! Every one of you is sick!"

Chabai raised his hand and patted Brother Ting on the shoulder: "Calm down, we know our limits."

Li Nuo bent down and grabbed Maljie's neck, picked up Ma Ge, stared at him with dead fish eyes, and asked: "This dog is sick in the brain, you want it too?"

Maerjie: "Woof (hum)."

Daster: "It can drive."

Li Nuo asked again: "This dog can have a middle-aged uncle wearing sunglasses in its ears."

Merry: "It can drive!"

Li Nuo nodded: "Okay, what do you want in exchange?"

"Huh?" Dust and Meili were stunned, his mother's offense and defense changed.

Li Nuo said: "You also said that it is very valuable, right? So just find something to replace it. We don't ask for much. We can use props, such as a guide device, which is easy to carry. You can use anything you think is useless. Anyway, we think that the biggest use of this dog is to play with shit and get horny with bitches besides driving."

Brother Ting: "Dude... isn't this your captain?"

Cha Bai: "Shh."

Merry and Duster stared at each other.

"That... we haven't thought about it yet."

"Then think about it!" Li Nuo shouted, and taught seriously: "Whether you are a thief or a businessman, you should at least be prepared! You robbed the dog just to sell it. Since you want to sell it, think about its value in advance, bastard!"

Merry: "No, don't be angry first..."

"How can I not be angry?" Li Nuo was really bursting with murderous intent: "You and I are half colleagues. Seeing that colleagues are so amateur, I will definitely be angry."

Daxt: "You are also... a thief?"

Li Nuo: "Painter!"

Ting Ge: "What kind of colleague is this!"

Cha Bai patted Ting Ge's shoulder hard: "Shh... quiet."

Then the two stupid thieves discussed for half a minute, but couldn't think of what to exchange, so Li Nuo had to do it himself.

"Then I will exchange one of the things on you according to the value of this dog..."

He instantly activated the new skill [Equivalent Theft].

After the skill is activated, the user will prepare an object to exchange in his mind, and then an object of equal value on the target will be automatically exchanged.

Malger appeared in Merry's arms in an instant.

Merry: "Hey... why is it so lecherous?"

Dust: "Don't worry about it, Merry, let's go!"

The thief's agility is high. The two of them rushed into the car very smoothly. The chassis of the car pierced with jets, and the whole car rose into the air in an instant.

"Goodbye, hahahaha!"

Dust and Merry's laughter resounded through the sky.

"I say..." Brother Ting: "What did you get in exchange?"

Li Nuo used Malger to exchange for a shabby staff that looked like a branch.

"This..." Li Nuo was stunned, and then he was shocked: "Ah, what the hell?"

[Legendary Staff]

[Quality: Epic]

[Effect: You need to find a professional to identify it before you can activate the effect]

[Brief description: The mayor of Pilgrim Town, Papagus, obtained the legendary equipment found in the demon’s castle after defeating the demon with his companions when he was young. However, no one knew how to use this thing from beginning to end]

This staff reflects two things.

1. Marger’s value is very high.

2. Killing the evil spirits and their minions is very meaningful.

"But I need to find someone to identify it..."

Li Nuo asked Cha Bai to take a look. Cha Bai shook his head, saying there was nothing she could do.

At the same time, a particularly annoying side mission came due to the appearance of the staff.

[Side mission has been triggered: Return the property to its original owner]

[Task difficulty: lv80]

[Task reward: A passionate kiss from the old mayor Papagus, 12,000 experience points, choose one of Papagus’ props]

[Mission details: A gift from Papagus and her old lover, a staff that is as useless as her old lover. In short, it is a staff that can never be fired. Anyway, just bring it back to the old mayor. This mission becomes more dangerous as you get further away from the Pilgrim Town]

Li Nuo's first thought was to want them all.

As for that passionate kiss, just let Marger take the responsibility.

Brother Ting interrupted him as he was thinking about things and said, "Your captain is disappearing soon."

Li Nuo glanced at Cha Bai.

Cha Bai said "Oh" and said, "I verified it when I first came here and found that its judgment range is three kilometers, so it's not a big problem."

The "it" in her mouth refers to the [fetching leather bag].

Chabai pulled Marjie out of the bag, and Tingge was numb.

Marger jumped to the ground from Cha Bai's hand, took out a remote control from his ear, and after pressing the button, the flying vehicle driven by Merry and Dust exploded in the sky.

This scene lingered in Brother Ting's eyes, blocking his thinking like a cerebrovascular disease.

Li Nuo lit a cigarette for Marjie and said, "Thank you for your hard work, captain. Did you bring anything back?"

Although Marger is a dog, he got himself a pair of overalls and put some money in his pocket: "Wow (hum, two poor guys, only such a little money)."

"But what to do with this staff? Do you want to return it to the old mayor?" Chabai asked. She paused and suddenly said wittily: "By the way, Doraemon's [Magic Door Sign]!"

Li Nuo and Marjie shook their heads together.

"No, that's unreliable."

Among Doraemon's pile of useless props is the [Magic Door Sign].

The effect is that as long as the house number is pasted on the door, the house will become the house written on the house number.

It sounds awesome at first glance, right?

ha!

Li Nuo and Marjie tried it thousands of times. No matter where they wrote down, the bathroom was the place they opened the door every time.

The probabilities after the Basel experiment are as follows:

There is a 65% probability that it is Xiao Wu's bathroom; a 25% probability that it is the Bathhouse for the Poor in Basel; a 9.9999% probability that it is the bathroom of a middle-aged man taking a bath at random; and a 0.0001% probability that it is the right place.

Basel is like this, let alone the script world, what trouble it will cause.

Moreover, it also has a range of action, so it cannot be used casually unless absolutely necessary.

"Let's find someone to consecrate the staff?" Li Nuo said, "Anyway, we have nothing to do but wander around."

Chabai and Marjie agree.

They have completely forgotten about the main mission.

Several people got in the car, and Li Nuo found that Brother Ting had been standing still.

"Brother Ting, where is Sichun?"

"I asked, are you always like this?"

"yes."

"How about I buy a plane ticket and go back to the Obsidian Country to do my main plot..."

Li Nuo knew that Brother Ting was a little unsteady. As a lone wolf player, he usually avoided risks, and he was not like Xiao Wu who risked his life by giving money, so he usually participated in safe events, like everything that happened now. Something unconventional for him.

Thinking of this, Li Nuo felt a little ashamed. It was unbearable for a good ordinary player to board their pirate ship and have to become thieves together.

In this way, he comforted him with a gentle tone: "The pirates are all on board. It's not up to you to decide whether to sell yourself or not. If you don't get in the car, I will bury you alive here."

Brother Ting: "...I'll come."

…

A few hours later.

The night has faded and the sun rises in the morning.

The burning town of Qibel was a scorched earth under the rising sun.

Xiao Ai knelt on the ground with a face full of mourning, and kept writing on the board: "I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong..."

As the culprit who brought disaster to the town, Xiao Ai was punished by writing "I was wrong" ten thousand times. It can be said that the townspeople of Qibel are very tolerant.

The mayor sat on the wooden box and sobbed: "My figurine..."

The figure given to Li Nuo and the others was the mayor's childhood experience. It can be said that it was like his first love. He gave the figure to the murderer who destroyed Qibel Town, which was equivalent to giving his first love to him with his own hands. Huangmao's bedroom.

"I didn't even say 'please be gentle to her'!"

The mayor couldn't extricate himself from the NTR state, so the mayor's wife could only instruct everyone to temporarily build tents that could accommodate people, and set up all the facilities to wait for the national rescue airship.

While the townspeople were working in full swing, there was an inexplicable noise in the sky.

An airship suddenly appeared in the sky via teleportation. A huge shadow pressed down on everyone's head. The pressure of the huge thing made it impossible to breathe.

The mayor's wife clapped her hands with a smile: "Everyone! The rescue team is here!"

When the townspeople cheered, a blue-haired girl jumped off the airship. She was wearing an extremely ill-fitting large outer cover. She had a pretty face but a mouthful of fangs.

The townspeople were stunned. It turned out that it was not the national rescue team.

"It's too late." The girl looked around and breathed a sigh of relief: "I say, have you seen such a guy?"

The girl took out a photo of Li Nuo.

When Li Nuo's face appeared in front of the townspeople again, the girl saw hundreds of eyes full of resentment and anger.

"That guy..." The mayor's wife squeezed out of the crowd and said: "One of the culprits who made Qi Beier like this... is him."

The girl listened to the townspeople's stories in the next few minutes.

"So you think he caused the whole town to be gone?"

"What else?" A town resident said, "Although he did save a lot of things, the pillar industries we rely on for survival are gone."

"But he saved you." The girl said, "Listen carefully, you ungrateful bastards, if it weren't for this bastard, your town might still be there, but you might not be alive."

The mayor's wife sighed, "That's right, but considering the details that everyone wants, it's hard to satisfy everyone, which is one of the reasons why we didn't chase him... I don't know what your name is?"

The girl didn't answer, but just asked, "Where did he run to?"

The mayor's wife pointed to the towering mountains in the distance and said, "That direction, Tanggula Mountain."

"I see... Thank you." The girl turned around to thank everyone, and then, under the strange gaze of everyone, she lightly jumped onto the airship dozens of meters above.

She returned to the control room of the airship and said to her companions: "The direction of Tanggula Mountain is the most dangerous area. Let's not go there."

KING, who was playing games, slowly turned his head and said: "I heard that the strongest person in the world is on that mountain. It feels very dangerous. I agree. Let's not go there."

A young man with a yin-yang head and sunglasses smiled and said: "I want to go there to meet the legendary strongest person."

The girl in a nurse's uniform said: "You want to go to the famous scenic spot in Tanggula Town?"

It's hard to please everyone.

Everyone can only look at their leader.

The leader said: "Woof."

It means: Let's fight to decide.

The airship burst into cheerful noises and slowly left the sky above Qibeier Town.

In the ruins of the town, Merry and Dust hid under the rubble, their bodies were charred by the explosion, and the two smiled at each other.

"The force monitor said they went to Tanggula Mountain."

"I heard there's a pagan town nearby. Let's go there to buy goods and go up the mountain to find them."

The two suddenly stood up from the pile of stones under the gaze of the townspeople, pointing to the sky with a firm look.

"Let's go!"

...

At the foot of Tanggula Mountain, a group of uncles drove through the undeveloped road.

They drank and chatted happily in the car, and suddenly the front of the car seemed to hit something.

Several people immediately leaned out of the car window to check.

A little rabbit fell on the side of the road, the white rabbit's hind legs twitched, and there was a pool of blood under it.

"A rabbit that ran out of the woods?"

"I'll throw it into the woods and we'll keep going."

"It can be eaten."

"Don't joke, there are monsters near the woods. What if it's a killer rabbit from Tanggula Mountain?"

The bearded brother sitting in the co-pilot got out of the car, picked up the rabbit's ears, and was about to throw it into the woods, suddenly! The rabbit turned into a girl, holding the uncle's thick arms with her white and slender hands.

"Ah...?" The uncle was stunned, he was speechless because of the girl's charming appearance.

"Uncle... don't throw me away..." The girl's voice was weak and full of powerlessness and pity. She buried her head in the uncle's chest fiercely: "My leg is injured... don't ignore me..."

The uncle's eyes began to be cloudy, and various plots in the book jumped in his mind.

When he turned around, all his companions got off the car.

"I'll go, this road can be used..."

"Don't talk nonsense, she is the same age as my daughter."

A man took off his coat, covered the girl's body, and said gently: "I have heard of animals repaying their gratitude. If we save you, will you repay us?"

"Please, save me..." The girl pitifully bit the throat of the nearest man.

Twenty minutes later.

The girl sat cross-legged on the grass, licking the meat residue on the bone, mumbling and spitting out a tooth.

"Damn, old men are too greasy."

She pulled the cars of the uncles into the forest. The uncles were already in the grass in the form of bones waiting for natural absorption.

The girl burped, picked her toes, smacked her lips, and spat on the grass.

"Not happy, still hungry."

She took a deep breath and smelled a group of young people approaching a few hundred meters away.

The youngest might be only a year old.

"Finally, the young ones are here!"

The girl turned into a rabbit and ran to the edge of the forest. Then she heard a weird BGM. Then, a strange truck hit her eyes. The head of the truck was a big ball with a scary smiling face on it. The two eyes should be the headlights. It was driving and its mouth was opening and closing. The BGM came from its mouth.

And the driver was actually a dog.

The girl who transformed into a rabbit felt that the visitor was evil and planned to go back, but... the car actually hit her!

"ah--!"

The rabbit immediately ran into the woods!

"Don't chase me!"

In the end, she was hit against a tree. The rabbit immediately turned into a girl, turned around, stretched out her hand and shouted: "I am a girl!"

Li Nuo jumped out of the car, raised a hammer, and broke her neck.

[Side mission completed: Clean up the scourge on the road]

[Task reward: 2000 experience points]

Li Nuo closed the panel, and the girl's body turned back into a rabbit.

Brother Ting got out of the car with empty eyes, holding Li Nuo's illustrated book in his hand.

[Girl Rabbit, usually a rabbit, will let cars hit her on the road, lead passers-by out of the car, then turn into a pitiful girl, and attack when passers-by relax their vigilance]

[Although it is dangerous, it is actually as weak as a girl. Some people will catch this kind of rabbit and sell it to a striptease bar. It was almost extinct after being caught fifty years ago, and it became a protective monster. In the past two years, it has become a protective beast due to overprotection. Disaster]

[Danger level: S+]

[Strength: E]

[Important material: Disguised brain]

Li Nuo dug out the rabbit's brain, stuffed it into the prepared empty bottle, threw it to Cha Bai in the car, then wiped the mucus and blood from his hands and got in the car.

"We have done a good deed again. Let's go without leaving our name."

The car drove back to the road.

Cha Bai sat next to Li Nuo and said strangely: "It seems that there are not many dangers in this world, but in fact there are dangers everywhere..."

Li Nuo: "Who did you learn your nonsense literature from?"

Brother Ting looked at the scenery outside the window and asked, "Excuse me, is there any problem where we are going?"

Li Nuo took out his mobile phone and patted the tip of Brother Ting's nose, and said, "The young lady named Liuli said it was here. You can try it. Besides, the next gear is also nearby."

On the screen of the mobile phone are the information records of Li Nuo and Liuli.

What he asked Liuli was: Where is the most awesome prop appraiser in the world?

Liuli replied: In the small town of Tanggula above the Tanggula Mountains, I heard that a powerful guy came there recently. That guy can turn useless weapons into sharp treasures, but I have never seen him, so I don’t know what’s true. Fake.

Brother Ting was curious: "Aren't you afraid that Liuli will betray your position?"

He picked up a newspaper from the car seat that he had bought on the roadside an hour ago.

There is an urgent message on it, which reads: The town of Qibel was reduced to the ground overnight, and the murderer is said to be a "witcher."

Li Nuo felt that it was necessary to teach Cuihua what "shut the dog's mouth" means in the future. He said: "It doesn't matter. Liuli doesn't need to betray our position. Besides, it would be better if she did."

Brother Ting: "What do you mean?"

Cha Bai explained: "That way, I can kill Liuli's family without any guilt, and loot their business at the same time."

"Ah...Okay...Why do I think it makes sense..."

The carriage was bumpy, and Brother Ting wanted to change the topic.

"Are you two really a couple?"

Li Nuo took off the [Super Red Tears Ring] on his ring finger, put it on his middle finger, and gave Ting Ge a middle finger gesture.

"Are you blind?"

"You really owe it." Brother Ting was used to them and didn't care about Li Nuo's words, and said, "I think you two should have been well for less than two years, right?"

Cha Bai said: "I'm not even two years old yet."

Brother Ting was unable to complain and said: "There is no inseparable feeling between you, more like the kind of couple who have been together for seven or eight years."

Marger, who had seen through everything, laughed like a slutty dog.

Li Nuo and Cha Bai felt something was wrong.

Something is definitely wrong.

In the beginning, the two of them did not engage in puppy love because of the magic of the old mayor Papagus who could not cross the border under minors.

But now that I think about it...

The two of them suddenly woke up, their eyes widened, and discovered a terrifying fact: they seemed to have no interest in each other's bodies!

Brother Ting originally wanted to change the topic, but unexpectedly the atmosphere in the car dropped to freezing point.

The car stopped at the ticket gate for climbing Tanggula Mountain.

Li Nuo and Cha Bai calmed down. Anyway, the subtlety of the matter can be solved. It should be related to the magic that Papagus gave them. In short, they can solve it by returning to the Pilgrim Town... right?

The three of them got out of the car, and Marjie was held in Tingge's arms.

Tanggula Mountain, the highest mountain range in the Blue Sea Kingdom, is said to be an extremely dangerous place, even the most dangerous area in the entire continent. Even if you look at a map as big as the Obsidian Kingdom, there is no area more dangerous than Tanggula.

but.

There was a long queue here, and the dense crowd stretched for at least a hundred meters.

And the people in line are all men.

Li Nuo nodded to an older brother standing at the end of the queue and asked, "Brother, why are there so many people lining up?"

The eldest brother said happily: "Of course, everyone is here for Tanggula Town."

"That town produces gold coins?" Li Nuoxu said with eyes: "I didn't see any publicity when I came here."

"Don't you know?" The elder brother said, "That is something that cannot be promoted."

Li Nuo, Marjie and Ting Ge, these three male creatures were all stunned.

Li Nuo: "I said...could it be..."

I just heard the eldest brother whisper: "The most powerful prostitute in the country is in that town."