Chapter 99 Not Returning
Vivian's plan to "cooperate with Big Dog to develop a new technology for kebabs and become a rich man" finally declared bankruptcy on the second day of execution. The reason for bankruptcy was not that the plan itself was not feasible, but that Lily could not control it. With her own mouth, this bastard will basically eat all the meat in sight, including those failed products that she roasted into charcoal residue. Her persistence has reached the point where she will not change even if she kills her. Wei Wei An realized that it would be difficult for her to continue working with this husky...
Now let’s talk about Lily. The Erha girl is quite satisfied with her new claws. Although no one can explain the principle of such a pair of detachable claws after she evolved, Lily herself obviously doesn’t think too much. , she just found that these claws, which are neither gold nor stone, are quite useful, so she is currently practicing kung fu hard every day, although others may think that she is just jumping up and down and waving wildly.
Hao Ren quite understands Lily's excitement. After all, this idiot has only had strength that meets the standard of "alien" since she was born. Apart from her brute strength, she rarely has anything that can be called a skill. In Vivian's words, a normal werewolf, even the least useful one, has one or two innate skills, such as toxins and shadow concealment, which are called "semi-magic" skills, but Lily doesn't know them at all. Before, Lily I have never been in contact with other aliens, so I don’t feel like there is anything to be disappointed about. But now that I have met Vivian and heard a lot about "same race" from vampire girls, she is naturally a little itchy. Although she has evolved now, I've encountered a shocking fact about my identity...but at least this super power has finally appeared. How can I not make Erha jump up and down with joy?
Early this morning, Hao Ren went out for a stroll as usual, and bought Lily her favorite meat bones and several packs of spicy strips. He also brought back some new kitchen utensils and fresh vegetables for the vampire at home. , he feels more and more like the nanny or guardian of the two abnormal girls, rather than a normal landlord, but he feels that this kind of life is not bad - anyway, the abnormal creatures can turn to Raven for their daily expenses. 12345 reimbursement, he only needs to make his tenants live happily. This mindless pace of life is quite good.
But this time, as soon as Hao Ren opened the door and entered the house, he noticed something: "Why isn't Yzaks at home?"
At this time every day, the big devil would sit on the sofa in the living room, watch TV, and study things about people on earth. This can be said to be his fixed living habit. When Hao Ren saw no one on the sofa, his first reaction was that Yzaks was gone. at home.
"The big man is out," Vivian, who was dragging the vacuum cleaner in the living room, said casually, "I said I wanted to find something to do. It feels boring to be idle at home all day."
Hao Ren was about to nod subconsciously, but suddenly he realized what he was doing and jumped half a meter high: "What?! He's out?! Why didn't you stop him?"
"Why are you stopping him?" Vivian looked at Hao Ren strangely, "You should be free when you go out. This is not a prison."
Hao Ren was speechless. After gesticulating for a long time, he realized that it was difficult for him to explain Yzaks' image problem to an alien creature. More importantly, Vivian was right. People are free to go out. You can't do it because of others. That face is more likely to cause trouble, so just restrict other people's activities - to be honest, Yzaks' transformation from a giant demon over five meters tall to a strong man over two meters tall is already considered a miraculous plastic surgery, although She still doesn't look good after plastic surgery...but at least she tried her best, right?
So Hao Ren could only wave his hand: "I hope he doesn't conflict with the local police. I just want to follow him. I can save the scene at critical moments. By the way, did he say when he will be back?"
Lily happened to come out of the room carrying a small box at this time. After hearing the conversation between Hao Ren and Vivian, she replied casually: "He said he wanted to visit the center of human cities. When he was in the UK, he basically spent time in aliens. I went to bed so I didn’t see enough. This time I went out to see a lot. I will come back in the afternoon at the earliest and in the evening later. He said he wanted to eat out and get used to the human social environment."
Hao Ren noticed something was wrong and immediately asked worriedly: "Then is he rich?"
Lily nodded: "I'll lend him two hundred."
Hao Ren was relieved on the spot, hoping that the big devil wouldn't cause any trouble, otherwise he would only be able to see him in a few days while the legal system was in progress.
A man who can make robbing noises when buying things in a supermarket, and passively attracts a lot of plainclothes men following him when walking on the street. He chooses to hang out in the crowded city center for the first time when he goes out, haha...
"Are you going out?" Hao Ren suddenly noticed that Lily was carrying a suitcase and looked ready to go out, so he asked casually.
Lily nodded: "Yes, we have agreed with Mung Bean to go see a doctor at 9:30 in the morning."
Hao Ren reacted for a long time before he remembered that "Mung Bean" was the name of a stray dog in the next street. The stray dogs in this place had no names, but after "Liu Lili, the kind-hearted and wandering miracle doctor" came to the southern suburbs, all the stray dogs here were She gave the name Mung Bean to a Chinese garden dog (that is, a native dog) with some problems with its hind legs. It was named because the latter was chewing a mung bean popsicle when she met Lily for the first time. Due to the perennial ailments in her legs, , it is considered one of Lily’s regular patients.
Every time Lily mentioned these dogs in the southern suburbs, Hao Ren always had to react, because there was no difference between humans and dogs in Erha's worldview. Dogs and humans were the same in her eyes, so every time she mentioned them She always used the tone of talking about an acquaintance as a "patient". Hao Ren lived with her for more than a month and always had to react to figure out who she was talking about. The last time Lily had dinner with Hao Ren, she casually said, "Prince Reinhardt, who is nearby, has been talking about you a lot lately." Hao Ren thought about it until 2:30 in the afternoon and finally remembered that "Prince Reinhardt" was the queen. The Chow Chow raised by Jie Zhang's family... He almost thought he had a long-lost European aristocratic uncle!
Vivian put down the vacuum cleaner and pointed at the ribs on the table: "Will you be back at noon?"
Lily swallowed quickly, her head racing: "Come back, come back! Bat, you are not allowed to eat my bones!"
"Who cares about fighting for food with a big dog like you?" Vivian carried the bag of ribs and walked to the kitchen. "If you come back, I will stew the meat for you now. It will be delicious by noon."
Seeing the normal conversation between Lily and Vivian, Hao Ren was filled with emotion: "The relationship between you two is finally getting better."
Sure enough, two screams suddenly rang out: "Who has a good relationship with Bat (Big Dog)!"
Hao Ren chuckled and finally coaxed Lily out. Then he opened the data terminal on the sofa to see if there was any reply to the report he gave to Raven 12345 two days ago.
Hao Ren wrote the report the next day after Lily completed her evolution. Although the writing style was just like that, it basically described the process of "werewolf transformation and sudden appearance of husky body" in detail. He felt that even if the raven No matter how unreliable 12345 is, he should have reacted quickly to this surprising report. But when he opened the data terminal, he saw that his report only had a "read" stamp, and that crazy woman couldn't even leave a comment. Not left.
Hao Ren conveniently sent a contact request to Raven, but the response he received turned out to be an automatic reply that sounded sacred and solemn, but was actually without moral integrity: "The God you are calling is not at home. Please leave a message after one beep. If you are a believer, If you encounter an emergency, please consult the self-service God's Prayer System. If a servant soldier or other military personnel encounters an emergency, please consult the self-help terminal. If the official review officer encounters an emergency, please call the nearest armed support department for troops. If Hao Ren encounters an emergency, Please use your inner strength and faith to overcome the situation."
Hao Ren: "..."
"This unit has a suggestion," the data terminal suddenly spoke. "You can rush to Commander 12345's office with a kitchen knife, call out her arcane servants, then take the initiative to challenge him, and cut from the office to the library, and then from The library was cut down to the power room, and finally she left a crazy message on a local channel calling her a psycho."
"Does this make her appreciate my talents and value?"
"No, it's more dignified to die this way, and at least you can appear on the headlines of the local channel."
Hao Ren thought for a while and handed the data terminal to Vivian: "Throw it in the kitchen and cook it for half an hour. Add more coriander."
"Try it if you have the guts! Believe it or not, this machine will drill a hole in your pot!"
The whole morning passed quickly with Hao Ren bickering with the data terminal, and then... Lily didn't come back at noon.
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