Chapter 1247 Lively
The scene was indeed in chaos, but in fact, they were still reluctantly following the procedures...
The fireworks resold by a few little bastards made the scene look extremely lively, but apart from the fireworks that made Boss Qiao and his team less likely to show their faces in front of the camera, the seemingly fanatical blacks never crossed the safety line set up by the P.B. soldiers...
Qiao Jia led the team to the river with a heavy dragon boat and carefully placed the dragon boat on a row of slides...
Wipe the colored paper scraps off his face, he picked up a sledgehammer amid the cheers of the people around him, raised the hammer and let out a wild roar, circled around the bow, and then hammered hard on a wedge as everyone counted down...
The moment the wedge fell, the dragon boat slowly slid into the river, a lot of river water poured into the front, and then after a few vibrations, it stopped steadily on the river...
The shirtless Qiao Jia threw away the sledgehammer in his hand, picked up a carbon fiber paddle, and followed The guys around him clapped their hands to cheer him up, and rushed into the water with Dorian and the other bastards who were wearing olive oil and afraid that their muscles would be outdone...
Joga was the first to get back on the dragon boat. He took the initiative to stand in the first position at the bow. Before sitting down, he waved the oar and yelled at the second group of guys on the shore who were going into the water...
"You are finished. I gave you one hand and you are not as fast as us..."
'Spurs' swung the sledgehammer to complete the launch of the dragon boat, and then he looked at 'Orange Cat' who was panting excitedly because of his lung injury, and shouted: "Are you okay?"
'Orange Cat' picked up an oar, grinned and made a provocative gesture of cutting the throat to the Tobruk team behind him, and then looked at the dragon boat that seemed to be sinking in the water, and shouted: "Don't worry about me, go and see the boat..."
'Spurs' saw that the dragon boat was tilting to the left, he cursed, called the blowpipes around him and several retired Russian soldiers to rush into the river carrying some accessories.
They assembled an auxiliary device neatly and set it up on one side of the dragon boat to prevent it from sinking before the race...
The actions of these guys from the New Jersey branch caused boos from the whole audience...
I have never seen anyone do this in a rowing competition. What is the difference between this and riding a bicycle in a competition, and needing training wheels to avoid overturning?
However, these guys from New Jersey have excellent psychological quality. No matter how the people who enter the water mock them, they will just swear back. If they are too excited, they will even use oars to compete.
Several old marshals from New Jersey acted as referees. They ignored some minor conflicts and imitated the rules of ice hockey. If the fight was too excessive, they would blow the whistle to let the soldiers on duty arrest the person and put him in the boat.
Unfortunately, this approach had no effect on these rolling meat, but instead stimulated their fighting desire.
Because they were on the boat, they received much louder cheers, and the women on the shore were too enthusiastic...
Dorian, who was sitting behind Boss Joe, shielded his boss from the splashes several times, and then watched as the water on his dragon boat increased. He angrily glared at the Spurs next door...
These people knew that their boat was not good, so they wanted to use tricks to make more water accumulate in Boss Joe's dragon boat...
Seeing these well-prepared bastards holding a few cents of plastic scoops and splashing water at him, Dorian stood up and yelled, jumped onto the Spurs boat, and then sprinted all the way back from the bow...
He overturned several people, snatched several scoops and threw them to his comrades, and then he was not only thrown into the water, but also caught by the "iron-faced" referee and put on the boat...
Dorian on top had noodle-like hair and talked to several referees They spit at each other, and then a large number of women on the shore threw fresh petals at him, as if he was a hero...
Dorian, who had found the fun, stood on the boat and posed like a bodybuilder, and then jumped onto a dragon boat passing by him when the boat supervisor arrived 10 minutes later...
He pushed a few Brazilian buddies from Yemen into the water, and then jumped onto the dragon boat in the safe zone with the help of the dragon boat, and fought with the people on it...
There were also guys on the shore who were watching the fun and were not afraid of trouble and started counting. Every time Dorian overturned someone, there would be a cheer on the shore...
Joga watched Dorian being pushed into the water by his cheap brother-in-law Hassan and his men, and then being arrested and imprisoned again. He covered his eyes and made a gesture of not being able to bear to watch, and then swung the paddle with his right hand and hit the auxiliary device of the New Jersey dragon boat, causing them to collectively exclaim.
"Hahaha..."
Looking at the panicked faces of the guys from America, Qiao Jia raised his middle finger in disdain, and then shouted: "You are finished..."
The process of launching the dragon boat was full of twists and turns, but the atmosphere was completely ignited.
It was originally an internal competition of P·B, and everyone was one of them. Various outrageous actions emerged one after another, but no one really turned against each other.
Dorian, this funny guy, offended all the fleets by himself, and established a group of enemies for Boss Qiao before the game started.
Bonnie, the head of the Afika region of P·B Bank, led his dragon boat team to squeeze to the side of Boss Qiao.
As one of the few female contestants, this financial woman stood in the position of drummer...
How can a bunch of guys sitting in a bank office be competitive?
But as a financial girl, Bonnie knows how to attract attention...
Amid the loud cheers of the crowd, the girl took off her upper body waterproof clothing, revealing her beautiful figure, which caused the surrounding soldiers to let out a series of strange screams.
Seeing Boss Qiao turn to look at him, Bonnie blew a kiss to his big boss, and then was pushed into the water by the drummer Ayo next to him...
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Seeing a beautiful woman falling into the water, the crowd in the stands let out a series of cheers...
When Bonnie climbed onto the boat from the water with her noodle-like hair, everyone burst into laughter, and then whistled at the girl's beautiful figure.
Bonnie is a top figure among financial girls, otherwise she would not have been favored by Gami and sent to Sangha Town to preside over the banking business here...
Facing a bunch of lecherous bastards, the beauty stretched out her hands to comb her blond hair, and then simply took off her waterproof pants. Wearing only a bikini with sparse fabric, she stood in the position of the drummer again.
A plump oarsman who was facing this girl's butt was accidentally rubbed, and a stream of blood came out of his nose.
This guy's wretched appearance attracted the people around him to beat him with their paddles, and the scene suddenly became extremely joyful...
As the dragon boats all launched into the water and lined up behind a line, a signal flare was suddenly fired from the shore...
Just when everyone was confused, a few small black spots appeared in the sky in the distance...
Soon, the team composed of two F-14 Tomcats and two L-159s lowered their altitude, and their tails sprayed colorful smoke passing over the Ubangi River.
Immediately afterwards, 10 Griffin-1s and 10 Apache helicopters transferred back from Yemen formed a three-dimensional aerial team and passed over the dragon boat.
The last two river gunboats, which could not find a match in Afika, sailed out from the far bay and slowly drove to both sides of the dragon boat team.
More than a dozen river sailors were wearing life-saving suits and were eager to try out on the gunboats. They seemed to be anxious for something to happen to these contestants...
Just when everyone thought the game was about to begin, huge cheers erupted from around the podium...
A huge 5-meter-long crocodile with a Glock mark printed on its body slowly crawled into the water dragging a transparent hamster ball...
Igor, the little prince of Sangha Town, was wearing a Glock diaper and a safety belt on his body, dancing and jumping around in the hamster ball.
When the hamster ball entered the water, Igor swung his legs excitedly. The hamster ball actually lit up and played the music of "Pleasant Goat". Under the pull of the giant crocodile and the huge cheers of the audience, it slowly moved It floated next to dad's dragon boat.
Qiao Jia saw his silly son parked next to him, as if he wanted to race with his father. He said to Kaman, who was holding a small boat and following Igor, "Are you going to be so used to it?" With him?
This guy stole my limelight too! "
Kaman pointed at Igor's diaper with a straight face and said: "This is required by the contract. Next time you sign a sponsorship contract, you'd better see it clearly...
Sig Sauer and Glock wanted to use little George and Igor to hold a baby sports meeting. Little George and his mother Grace were not in a good mood, so I refused.
This is compensation and the prince's responsibility..."
As Kaman looked at Igor who was kicking the ball excitedly, he smiled and said: "Igor likes it very much. This kid is born to adapt to big scenes, much better than little George!"
After hearing this, Qiao Jia nodded helplessly, looked at the shore and said, "It's almost time. When will the competition start..."
Kaman shook his head and said: "I don't know..."
Just when Kaman wanted to urge the competition to start, a hundred meters in front of the starting point of the dragon boat, a huge white curtain hung from a steel cable across both sides of the bank...
Then a few rays of light and shadow hit the curtain...
The Lion King Namor is running on the grassland. The camera moves from far to near. In the picture, Namor rushes up a hillside, and then roars at the rising sun under an acacia tree...
Namor's roar came from the speakers arranged on both sides of the river, making everyone exclaim, and the projection attracted all their attention.
Explosion Shell has been preparing for such a long time and has been waiting for this moment...
The combination of real shots and special effects gave him huge creative space...