Chapter 1287 Promotional Accident

The battle against the Philippine pirates was very interesting...

Using the 3,600-ton "Princess" to fight pirates was a bit like using a cannon to fight a mosquito.

The Philippine pirates were OK at sea, but they were no longer good when they landed on the shore and were blocked.

The Marines went ashore to locate, and then the "Princess" fired a few shots, and the battle was over.

No one died from being shot from the beginning to the end of the battle. The pirates really surrendered as soon as the cannon sounded.

The battle itself was not interesting, but after Boss Qiao tried to use live broadcasting to show the scene of fighting pirates, he found that many people actually like to watch this type of battle.

It's not just about bullying, but watching the operation of the "Princess". The jokes made by Boss Qiao, an amateur commanding a warship, are enough to be written into a collection of jokes.

Dorian took a camera to the crew and tempted them to complain about the boss. In the end, it was edited into a series of videos. The P·B website simply made a separate channel to complain about the boss...

Boss Joe has taken the European and American self-deprecation to the extreme, and he has also carried it forward.

Not only the crew on the Princess, but also the people inside P·B will join in the fun and complain and flatter...

The people in the kitchen teams from all over the country pointed to the four dishes and one soup with both meat and vegetables, saying that the soldiers' nutrition was not up to par, which was caused by the boss's reluctance to spend money.

Cobra, who was fighting against the local chicken air force in the safe zone, had a wrinkled face and leaned on the wheel of a Su-27, complaining loudly that the boss was a stingy miser. Until now, P·B fighters are still international brands, and they are reluctant to use advanced missiles.

Aunt Zhao from Sengjia Town stood in the crowded slum commercial street with a big face, complaining loudly that Boss Qiao cared more about pirates than his hometown, and solemnly launched a street vote, vowing to use public opinion to catch the irresponsible Boss Qiao.

This kind of offensive complaints are much more friendly than serious propaganda, and are somewhat deceptive.

Terrorists who don't know the business also want to curse Boss Qiao, but there are too few serious online media willing to accept them in the past.

Posting videos on the dark web is meaningless to the public. The only decent Al Jazeera TV station has basically no influence except in the Arab world.

Now the P·B website has opened the review for the first time, allowing videos attacking Boss Qiao to be uploaded...

Terrorists from all over the country immediately worked overtime to shoot videos and posted them, half to promote themselves, and half to vent the depressed emotions of being beaten to pieces by P·B.

Unfortunately, these people have a superficial understanding of modern network marketing. They are still at the stage where they cannot attract attention without cutting off a few heads. A few dry scoldings to Boss Qiao will not attract traffic at all.

In the end, the young people of the United Nations had a way. They made a 10-minute video, which compared Tobruk, Iraq, Syria, Yemen, and Gaza from the perspective of several little girls of the same age.

In the end, these innocent children faced the camera and counted Boss Qiao's "irresponsible" behavior...

The little girl at the refinery in Tobruk basically had not experienced war. She sat on the carpet at home and complained that the P·B soldiers always urged her parents to go to work with a loud speaker and sent her to a very terrible kindergarten.

The Iraqi shepherd girl had a dirty face, hugged her shaved goat, and complained loudly that the P·B soldiers in the material center even wanted her wool and dragged her brother to work.

A little Kurdish girl in the Syrian safe zone sat in the classroom, holding her chin with her hands and complaining helplessly that P.B. had rejected her application to join the army. She said she wanted to join the martyrs' camp and had written many letters to the jackal, but he had never responded.

A little girl in Mukalla, Yemen, wearing ragged clothes and carrying a big bag, complained with tears in her big eyes that the candies P.B. sent to the welfare community were not enough. She worked very hard every time, but she could only get one or two pieces of candy each time, and she couldn't save them at all.

And the child with S at the end was sitting on a ruin, opening his innocent big eyes and asking the photographer, "Will you help me dig my father out? I'm too weak..."

The video seems to be complaining, but it actually makes a horizontal comparison of the war-torn areas that P.B. has passed by.

Tobruk, which was first taken over by P.B., must have the best living environment now, followed by Iraq and Syria's Yali safe zone. Even in Yemen, the worst, war orphans have been taken care of.

The video ended with a few photos…

The girl from Tobruk sat with her family and enjoyed a sumptuous dinner…

The little girl from Iraq sold wool and sheep separately with her brother, and then took the money to exchange for a cart of things and went home.

The little girl in the Syrian safe zone was surrounded by a group of female soldiers from the Martyrs' Camp and danced.

The little girl from Yemen sat on the threshold of the sentry post with a P.B. soldier, happily holding a lunch box full of food in one hand, and the spoon in the other hand reached into the P.B. soldier's rice bowl and scooped up a large piece of meat.

And at the end, the little girl with S squeezed out a smile at the corner of her mouth, but her innocent big eyes were full of confusion…

After this video was released, it caused a great sensation!

This is an alternative summary of what P·B did in the past, which is a flattery from a unique angle.

This is a good thing, and it is a recognition of P·B's past efforts, but this approach has put Boss Joe in an extremely passive situation.

The UN volunteers do not understand the situation that Boss Joe is facing. Most of them think that since the UN Humanitarian Office and the Secretariat have issued invitations and so many people support them, why doesn't PB take action?

You must know that during the Games, Hams' statement and the terrorists around the world trying to frame P·B to Canada are equivalent to putting Boss Joe on the fire.

Now that the UN volunteers have come, those people have seen an opportunity again in an instant.

The United States is still asking Boss Joe to protect the International Atomic Energy Agency to go to the Israeli S column, and then the PB website itself "made a mistake". At this time, they will definitely choose to stir up trouble...

The terrorists also changed their routine at this time. They no longer scolded Boss Joe, but began to complain that Boss Joe only dared to stab their poor buddies, and he had no courage when it came to the Israeli S column.

Facing the UN volunteers who did the wrong thing with good intentions, Qiao Jia didn't know whether he should be angry or upset.

To be honest, this video was shot very well and very professionally. In just ten minutes, it showed the current situation of several places through horizontal comparison.

Anyone can see the difference and clearly show what P.B did in those places.

In the eyes of the locals, P.B did not take anything away, but sent a lot. They did not feel exploited at all, but only felt the joy of peace.

Those young people added S, not just to urge P.B to act, but more of a helpless complaint.

The United Nations has no way to turn the world into a paradise. The greatest significance of the United Nations is to reach out and pull them when some places or civilians are about to fall into hell, so as to prevent them from falling into hell.

People who do not understand the operating mechanism of the United Nations will scold it for being incompetent, but in fact many UN people have tried their best.

In order not to offend those countries, those front-line staff need to use limited budgets and powers under complex regulations to carry out humanitarian work at risk.

But the world seems to be sick, and more and more people need help. After working in the United Nations for a long time, many people will feel powerless.

Now this feeling of powerlessness is transmitted to the sensitive boss Joe, which caught him off guard and made him feel a little proud.

Because before, whether it was Hams or others, inviting P·B to Canada S was to use P·B, or even set up a trap to harm P·B...

But these UN volunteers showed a simple request for help!

They felt that they had no other way!

To some extent, this is a kind of moral kidnapping!

But when a person reaches a certain position, he needs to bear the corresponding social responsibility...

Because the greater the power, the greater the responsibility!

Qiao Jia can stand up to the President of the United States, because discussing interests with such a person is not shameful at all.

But it is difficult for Qiao Jia to refuse help from good people, because these people are not for themselves, but make requests to him after they are powerless.

Qiao Jia is indeed not fully prepared. He has his own plan and is executing it in an orderly manner.

He had a hundred ways to prevaricate those requests for help, dragging time to force the United States to give more benefits, and at the same time make himself more prepared when he stepped into the quagmire.

But the appearance of another little life made him change his mind...

The kitten's due date was advanced by a week. Qiao Jia flew back to Sangha Town as soon as he got the news...

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Rocinha slum in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil...

Forrest and a group of black bosses wearing yellow shirts were waiting in the conference room for news...

No one could have imagined that when the kitten gave birth, the people in Brazil were more nervous than the biological father of Boss Joe!

Andrea Company already has the prototype of an empire, and countless people rely on Andrea Company for their meals!

Once this unlisted family company has problems, other parts of Brazil are still uncertain, but Rio will definitely be a place of mourning.

Andrea Company did not make any profit from the takeaway and express delivery industry that is closely related to everyone.

Whether this company can be maintained for a long time and get more assistance from Boss Joe depends on whether the kitten can give birth to an heir!

Forrest was also very nervous. This guy was having a great time working in Brazil, and the development prospects of Andrea Company would determine that he would be even happier in the future...

A group of Rocinha gang leaders were wearing yellow shirts similar to jerseys, staring at the phone on the table...

It was unknown how long it had been, but Forrest's phone suddenly lit up and displayed a message...

Forrest quickly picked up the phone and took a look, then dialed a number to confirm again...

A few seconds later, Forrest dropped the phone, rubbed his fat face hard, looked at the gangsters staring at him, grinned and said, "It's a princess!

The heir to Andrea Company is a princess!

Notify your people to set off fireworks!

Although we can't go to Central Africa, we want Miss Kitten to know that we always remember who is the master of Rio! "

Forrester, who became more and more excited as he spoke, tore off the tie around his neck, jumped up on the desk, waved his fists and shouted loudly: "Remember what we did when the company was established?

Notify all bars and restaurants in Rio that all drinks will be 50% off today...

We want to tell all our members this good news and let more people become our members!

Guys, tell everyone to take to the streets and make some noise...

Carnival, carnival, carnival..."

A group of vicious gangsters raised their hands as if the Brazilian team had won the World Cup, cheering and calling their younger brothers to inform them...

A few minutes later, countless fireworks rose from Rocinha. The huge light made the statue of Jesus overlooking Rocinha colorful, and it seemed that he was smiling...

People in Rio thought those guys in the slums were crazy, but when countless guys in yellow took to the streets on bicycles and went door-to-door to announce that drinks in Rio would be 50% off today, the city became happy along with it...