Chapter 1,133 Two Portraits - the Shining Wu...the Emperor and Someone!

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“No one wants this nature’s peace ring?”

Both the Heart of Griswold and the Crown of Harmony Horns already have their owners. I held the dark gold ring and looked at the two of them.

Just think of it as half-sale and half-giveaway. As long as these two people open their mouths, it's useless to keep me here anyway. The distance between levels makes people burst into tears.

"I...I'd better forget it."

Seattlek was busy fiddling with the Crown of Harmony. Even though he couldn't wear it at his current level, he just put it on his bare head. As a result, his original bald head was covered by a green hat.

Unlucky, unlucky! !

"Why don't you want it?"

Seeing Seattle Ke shaking his big green head, I held back my smile and asked curiously.

"My dream is the Burquetso ring."

Saying this, the big green bald head assumed a brave and ferocious posture.

"Oh, the Stone of Jordan, the Ring of Gablesso?"

For a moment, I smelled a strong smell of Bulcasso from Seattle Lake. Could this guy be trying to recreate Burcasso's appearance? I heard rumors that Burcasso was eight meters tall and could carry his arms. Mountain, with a face like a ghost and a roar like thunder. He eats fresh heart every morning and doesn’t drink until the hot blood spurts out of his veins. He farts 5,000 times and burps 10,000 times a day and likes to use his feet. A giant barbarian that stuns his enemies to death.

"I said, you must have misunderstood something, about Bulcasso."

Seeing me suddenly taking a few steps back and looking at him with suspicious eyes, Seattlek seemed to have guessed what I was thinking, with a dark look on his face.

"Ahem, are you planning on recreating the full set of equipment that Bulkeso had back then?" After coughing a few times, I cleverly changed the subject.

"This is the temporary goal." Being said to have hit the mark, the big guy immediately became elated.

"temporary?"

"Yes, my real goal is to one day surpass Bulcaisso and create my own suit. At that time, the barbarian suit of Seven Heroes will not be the legend of Bulcaisuo, but the legend of Seattle."

"Okay, okay, I get it, it's a great dream."

I yawned and clapped my hands. Although the dream was great, what should I say? It's too easy for people to guess, and it's not interesting at all. At this time, even if it's a joke, shouldn't I say something like "My real goal is to become a bride"?

Wait, forget it, I really can’t imagine Seattle Grams brushing her eyelashes, applying lipstick and putting on an apron...

"Carlos, what about you? Kill monsters to restore calm. All resistances are +80. Prevent monsters from self-healing. Damage is reduced by 50 points. There is also a level 15 Oak Sage."

In a seductive tone, I listed all the best attributes of nature’s peace ring.

"I... let's forget it. We won't need it now. We'll talk about it later."

"By then, maybe I have sold it to someone else." I shook my head, you said such a good ring, why are everyone so humble?

"Yes, yes, sell it to the Necromancer." Seattleke patted my shoulder with a smile.

"Go away, the necromancer won't put this ring under the sole of his shoe and step on it every day." I laughed and kicked him.

Although Nature's Peace Ring is good, it is a scourge only for the Necromancer profession. There are Necromancers in the team. Generally speaking, they don't mind anyone wearing Nature's Peace Ring.

Because any monster killed by the owner of the ring cannot regenerate or be resurrected, but similarly, for one's own necromancers, these corpses cannot be used for summoning or corpse explosion. Wearing this ring In the eyes of the Necromancer, killing monsters with a ring is equivalent to turning plates of delicious food into piles of coke. It would be strange if he didn't fight for you.

In addition, in addition to the summons of the necromancer and corpse explosion, the corpses of monsters killed by the owner of nature's peace ring cannot be used by barbarians to find potions. The strange skill of forcibly shouting a bottle of potion from the dead monster. If the necromancer's behavior is to whip corpses, then the barbarian's behavior is to dig up corpses. No wonder they don't recruit this symbol of natural life and peace. If you like rings, you must restrain certain skills of these two professions.

"Then I'll keep it for now."

Seeing that the two of them didn't look polite, I could only put away the dark gold ring, and then pointed to a pile of golden equipment on the ground out of boredom.

"See if there is something suitable for you. Just pick a few pieces and treat them like a buy one, get one free sale."

These two guys, really rude at this time, nodded and started picking and choosing without saying a word.

Although, with the current strength of Carlos and Seattle, these golden equipment are indeed not in their eyes, but no adventurer will dislike having too many spare equipment, such as those that can withstand lightning, those that can withstand cold, those that can withstand poison, and those that can withstand poison. Flame ones, high defense ones, comprehensive ones, etc. Every adventurer, if he has the conditions, would not find it too much even if he prepares ten sets of equipment.

Soon, both of them had achieved something, and they were holding a few pieces of golden equipment in their hands, with a look of satisfaction on their faces. Of course, as the minimum reward, they also helped me organize and classify these golden equipment.

"Oh, right."

Before leaving, Seattle seemed to suddenly remember something and clapped his hands.

"Junior Brother Wu, do you still remember the battle a few days ago?"

"What's wrong?"

Veras and I packed up the remaining sorted golden equipment together and answered without looking back.

"Speaking of which, I saw the woman floating down from the moon in the snow world you simulated..."

As Seattlek's voice paused, as if he was thinking about something, my movements also stiffened in an instant.

"Ah...ah hahaha, is there anything...what's the problem?"

Although I tried hard to remind myself to be calm and not to get into trouble, Seattle should know nothing and it was impossible to see what was right, but my voice still trembled unconsciously.

"you……"

Seatik stared at me closely, his bald head gradually approaching.

"I...what's wrong with me?"

Swallowing a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, I subconsciously took a few steps back, my posture awkward. Could it be that this guy... No, no, it shouldn't be possible, it obviously doesn't look like him at all! !

"Don't you think he looks a lot like this person? The woman floating down from the moon."

Under my nervous gaze, Seattlek suddenly took out a piece of drawing paper, pointed at the portrait on it and said.

"ha?"

Because the twist was too outrageous and completely deviated from the topic I imagined, I breathed a sigh of relief and couldn't help but look stupidly at the picture on the paper.

What is rendered on the paper is a lifelike girl, with long black hair shawl, and straight bangs slightly covering her eyes. At first glance, the outline is not particularly outstanding, but if you look carefully, you will find it more and more attractive. , getting more and more beautiful, and the eyes are partially covered by bangs, which covers up the slight regret very well, but instead brings out a hazy and mysterious beauty.

Her petite figure, as well as her plump curves that are tightly wrapped in a wide and rustic cloak, seem to have a different kind of timidity, which makes people feel a strong protective shy temperament. Perhaps there is no place like Shasha's. La, Sharna and Linya are the same, they are dazzling in places, but they are uniform and integrated everywhere. The highlights cannot be seen at first glance, but over time, they will gradually be attracted by its whirlpool-like charm and cannot extricate themselves. peculiar girl.

"Eh~~ What a perfect girl. Are there any girls like this in the camp?"

Vilas, who was secretly looking at the portrait behind me, sighed, as if she was surprised that she had never heard of such an outstanding girl after living in the camp for so many years.

"Eh...Eh? Sir, what's wrong with you?"

After coming back to her senses from the lifelike girl in the portrait, what Vilas saw was her husband, lover, and lord. At this moment, he was already kneeling on the ground in an otz posture, with tears streaming down his face.

"No...nothing..."

I wiped my nose. Fortunately, Vilas did not witness the scene "that day".

"But... the outline looks a bit like the adult. Could it be said... that he is a relative of the adult?"

Willas tilted her head in confusion, looked back at the portrait, and murmured to herself.

"How...how is it possible!!"

I became angry and snatched the portrait from Seattle's hands.

What a terrifying observation ability. Could it be that Willas knows me down to every hair on my head? Otherwise, how could we find the only one ten thousandth similarity between me and this portrait! !

But who is it? It was obvious that I had destroyed the memory crystal and turned it into a pile of rubbish that could not be restored even if Tarasha was resurrected. But at that time, all I saw was...

Linya, I will rule her out first. Although Lena is also present, she cannot see and will not do such a thing at all. She should not be included in the suspicion.

Next, there are two elves from the elves, Elder Lyman and Girl Beiya. Elder Lyman will definitely not do such a thing. Girl Beiya is a little suspicious. However, I am also the prince of the elves after all. To promote this kind of portrait, It is also not good for the reputation of the elves, so her suspicion is very low.

Speaking of girls, there is also Tia, but I can't find the motive for her crime anyway, so I exclude her.

The only thing left to do next is...

The two most suspected old men, Old Man Farah and Mu Aodonggua, are old men! !

I almost broke my teeth in hatred, and I was already 99% sure that it was those two bastards who did it.

Then, I unfolded the crumpled paper again. Just now, I was completely attracted by the portrait on it and didn't pay attention to anything else. Now when I looked at the whole page, I realized that there were words on it. Just taking a look, I He spit out a mouthful of old blood.

Above the portrait are four large black characters: Missing Person Notice.

At the foot of the portrait are a few neat lines of small characters that read.

Name: Emperor

Gender: Female(?)

Height: About 1.7 meters

Timid and shy, slow to react, a road idiot, level 9 idiot, severely schizophrenic due to brain stimulation, and a hobby of dressing up as a man. I heard that she was haunted in the camp today. I hope you can forgive me for losing my beloved daughter at my old age. If you feel the pain, go to the shop on the way and watch carefully, don't let him go. If you encounter him, just push him down and drag him with the rope, and he will be thanked.

Signed by: Farah

I:"……"

Vilas: "..."

"No... I didn't expect that Teacher Farah actually has a lost daughter. It's really surprising. Why didn't the teacher tell me earlier? Is there something hidden?"

Vilas kept playing with the black hair on her chest, her mind filled with questions and sympathy.

"He has a fart!!"

I frantically tore the portrait in my hand into pieces, threw it angrily on the ground, and then raged across a thousand tea tables in my heart. Only then did I finally regain some sense from the extreme anger.

Farah, you old man, just wait and see. If you make it to the first grade of junior high school, don’t blame me for making it to the fifteenth grade.

Subconsciously I glanced at the corner of the inventory, and I let out a weird laugh that was not human.

"Speaking of which, I actually received a similar portrait."

At this time, Carlos suddenly interrupted.

Even Carlos and Seattle, two guys who don't often appear on the street, received a portrait. Old Farah, it seems that you have done a good job in publicity, hehe~~~hehehehe~~ ~

After listening to Carlos' words, my whole body was enveloped in a black mist.

Wait, something like that?

I suddenly discovered something suspicious in Carlos's words. I looked up suddenly and saw that he had just taken out a portrait. I took it out of his hand as quickly as possible and unfolded it to take a look.

The painting above is still the lifelike girl with hazy black hair. It seems to be from the hands of the same person, but the words written on it are different.

Above the portrait, what was written in large black characters was not a missing person notice, but...

Marriage notice.

There was a click, and something seemed to be broken in my mind. However, I still endured it and moved my trembling eyes to the few lines of crooked small characters under the portrait.

Name: Mazda Banaji Links Isaac Hunard Kira Alsace Stella Da Vinci Index Dracula Evelyn

Gender: Probably female

Height: A short winter melon of only 1.2 meters

She loves forging, loves to brag, and hates dressing up. She is my daughter that I am ashamed of, the little princess of the dwarves, the dwarf among the dwarfs, the ace among the fools, and the Tyrannosaurus rex among the fools.

We are now sincerely looking for a son-in-law. There is no restriction on male or female, and the appearance is not critical. We only need a betrothal gift of 1,000 gold coins, and we can deliver the goods to your door.

Signed by: Muradin

I:"……"

Vilas: "..."

"No... I didn't expect Lord Muradin to have a daughter, and the name is... so unique."

Vilas continued to smile slightly.

No, no, no, this isn't called personality anymore. I don't even know if it's a boy or a girl. It's just a matter of randomly splicing a few names together. You can tell at a glance, you bastard! !

"Hiss, hiss~~~"

In my hands, the portrait once again turned into countless shreds of paper, scattered on the ground.

Very good, Mu Aodonggua, it turned out that he also had a hand in it. Very good, very good. These two old bastards were bored because they were imprisoned by Akala and the dwarves, so they just thought of teasing me.

Just because you are the first stingy person, do you think that the third stingy person is easy to bully? Hehehehe, just wait and see, I will let you know what it means to seek death! !

Because I was free from anger, I am surprisingly calm now.

"Then...Junior Brother Wu, let's go first."

Probably feeling a terrifying storm brewing around them, Carlos and Seattle said hello and ran away faster than a rabbit.

Putting the golden equipment aside, I started to take out the blue equipment, one after another. After putting them all out, there were about a hundred pieces.

This is the equipment with better attributes that I left behind after throwing the blue equipment with average attributes to the blacksmith shop for processing.

"It's too bad. I didn't expect there to be so many."

I scratched my head and thought about retreating. I thought it was very troublesome and said that I might as well just sell it all.

"No, sir, you have to put things in order."

Vilas showed her housewife habit again. When she saw me flinching, she immediately pushed me from behind.

"Come on, I will help too, let's work together, sir."

Her face was flushed, and it seemed that just by being able to work hard together, Vilas felt extremely satisfied and happy.

I really lost to this little housewife who is easily satisfied.

Immediately afterwards, Princess Sarah Sanwu and Linya also came back and joined the finishing process. Speaking of which, Linya's face seemed strange these days, and she hesitated to say anything, which made me very puzzled. and uneasiness.

Today, after receiving those two portraits from Seattle and Carlos, I seem to understand why Linya became like this. She was one of the bystanders of the transformation farce. In these portraits, she probably had them long ago. Got it, I already knew that old man Farah and Mu Donggua were playing some low-level and boring pranks, and they were hesitant to tell me about it, so that's why it became so weird.

Huh, not only did you ruin my reputation, but you also put my baby Linya in a dilemma for several days. The penalty is ten thousand plus more! !

Something came to mind, and while I was picking the equipment on the ground, I secretly laughed eerily.

In the distance, the two old men who were in confinement suddenly felt a chill down their spines...

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The middle of the month... no, it should be the end of the month. Please ask for some ***, recommendation tickets or something. The subscription is still tragic and makes Xiao Qi roll all over the floor~~~