Chapter 1547: Men Always Prefer to Compare Who Is Miserable

Chapter 1547

Men always prefer to compare who is miserable

"Come on, come on, eat quickly. You can't let down Beansa's heart, right." Old Galen smiled sinisterly, took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and swallowed the boiled noodles in the bowl with one breath. . .

Then he burped, blew out a cloud of black smoke from his mouth, patted his stomach, and turned to stare at me proudly.

"Humph, you fool." I pushed up the bridge of my nose and sneered.

This old man underestimated me, thinking I was a pampered greenhouse flower. Would he be afraid of this small bowl of boiled noodles?

I slowly closed my eyes, and the past flashed through my mind like a fleeting glance.

Then, he picked up the spoon and took a small spoonful. Amidst the sizzling and smoking sound of the wooden spoon that was about to melt, he ate the bowl of black, sticky noodles one bite at a time, as if tasting a dessert. Go down.

"Yeah, not bad." I put down the bowl and elegantly took out my handkerchief. Just as I was about to dry my mouth, I thought about it and suddenly put it back. Instead, I looked at the dumbfounded and messy old man Gallen. The cloak was pulled over and wiped on the mouth.

I only heard a hissing sound, and when I wiped my mouth dry and let go of my hand, there was already a big hole in Old Gallen's cloak.

"My precious cloak!!!" After a while, the other party started crying and screaming in agony.

"What's wrong, teacher?" Beansa didn't know why.

"It's nothing. It's normal for people to become insane as they get older." I smiled and comforted the innocent girl in front of me.

"one more bowl."

"Okay, senior brother, are Beansa's boiled noodles delicious?"

"It's very subtle... unexpectedly, there's an irritating feeling that goes straight to the head."

"Really, in fact, Beansha feels the same way. He is worthy of being a senior brother, hehehe~~~"

Biansha was very happy to add another full bowl to me, and then there was old man Galen, who was still holding his cloak and crying sadly, staring at me.

The pot was very small, and after each person ate two bowls, the pot was almost full. After finishing the last bite, the three of them burped in unison and puffed out a puff of black smoke.

To be honest, as long as the tail and stomach pouch are strong enough to hold up, the boiled noodles will taste quite satisfying.

I touched my belly and thought.

Looking at the pot that had bottomed out and the way Beansa was licking the corner of his mouth, he was heartbroken.

Just finish the Dark Dinner to the end.

With a "boom", a square, double-layered black wooden box was placed in front of the three of them.

"Brother, this is..." Beansa was like a newborn baby, full of curiosity about everything that appeared. Seeing the box, he couldn't wait to ask.

"Hmph, this is the door to salty hell." I held my forehead, smiled cruelly, and opened the box.

The various dishes inside are neatly arranged, even like works of art.

"Come on, you're welcome. I'm bleeding profusely today, so I just want you to have a taste."

Although it is scary, after all, it was made by the little fox herself, and it is full of her heart. I am not willing to give it to ordinary people who want to eat it.

"Boy, don't be alarmist. Did you make this?" Old Man Galen came over, stared at the delicious dishes in the box, and swallowed his saliva.

"no."

"I just said, how could you have such taste." He seemed relieved.

"Then let me taste it first."

He picked up a mouthful, looked at the chopsticks and saw that it was not melted, and said hello.

Look at the color again. Although it has been two days, it is still fresh and tender. The green color of the vegetables and the freshness of the meat are all maintained very well, so I said "wonderful" again.

But even so, he was still worried. The little ghost's lesson made him stretch out his fingers and pinch it. He found that there was no strange thing hidden that could not be chewed or digested. He was immediately filled with joy and said good deeds.

This time, Gallon finally put the dish into his mouth and took a big bite.

Rumble————! ! !

A few thunderbolts flashed through the clear sky. He kept his chopsticks in his mouth, and Galen's face was twisted like a character in a runaway manga.

"Water...water..." He croaked with difficulty, reaching out to Beansa and me for help.

"Seeing that you are in a hurry, I have already prepared it." I smiled brightly and handed over the large basin of water I had prepared. With a slip of my finger, a dried plum fell into the basin.

The unsuspecting Galen took the water basin, poured it into the water, paused for a few seconds, suddenly screamed, dropped the water basin and ran out of the window, probably looking for water.

Huh, you deserve it. This is called evil being punished.

"Senior brother, can I eat it?" Beansa kept pulling on my sleeves, and even though old man Galen showed such a miserable look, her curiosity about the box was not shaken.

"Of course there is no problem, but there is one condition, that is, you have to eat it no matter what, you know?" I touched Beansa's long, smooth and soft black hair and said with a smile.

"Then you'll need a basin."

By the time Gallon came back panting, Biansha and I had already eaten half of it.

Seeing the two of them eating in silence, taking a mouthful of food and a mouthful of water, Galen, who originally wanted to get angry, suppressed his anger and sat down depressedly. He also took out a water bag and started eating.

"It's not easy for you either." He sighed vaguely while raising his head to fill the water.

"Just so-so, pain and pleasure, just like this mouthful of food and this mouthful of water."

After finishing the last bite of the dish, I poured the remaining water from the basin down my throat, touched my swaying belly, which made a gurgling sound, and said calmly.

If I have to compare Beansa's boiled noodles and Little Fox's salty hell, which one is more powerful, I think we should compare it on a case-by-case basis.

For ordinary people, Beansa's noodles are undoubtedly more powerful. One bite will end your life.

But for adventurers, I think the salty hell of Little Fox is more powerful. Every time you take a bite, you feel as if all the water in your body is being drained.

, absolutely beyond imagination.

There is also Princess Sanwu’s failed dish, which is no less powerful than these two. Thinking about how I have come through these years, I shed a handful of tears for it. In comparison, I just ate it. A bowl of diamond caterpillar clear noodle soup makes a certain hairy-legged fairy become cynical and obsessive, and he is simply weak.

However, I never expected that the girl in front of me, the cheap junior sister I just met, Bei Ansha, would be so sharp. Whether it was the boiled noodles she made herself or the salty hell of the little fox, she could eat them with relish.

Maybe, I have found a guy with an appetite comparable to that of the little ghost. Should I let her try a diamond?

Resisting the temptation of this thought, I set my sights on the half-dead old man Galen. After playing around for so long, let’s get down to business. I’m holding back a lot of questions now.

"Speaking of which, why did you suddenly go from the first world to the third world?"

"Huh? What's there to say? Just come when you want, it's that simple." Also feeling the water in his belly, the old man with hairy legs raised his feet on the table, like a mountain villager, without any knowledge of the world at all. The image of a strong person can be said.

"Besides, what's there to miss about the first world? Should I stay there and continue to be manipulated by that little Akala baby?"

I thought about it, and this is true. With his strength, only the third world can become a real stage. For him, the first world is like a birdcage, unable to use his hands and feet at all.

"Okay, actually I've always wanted to ask the most basic question, how old are you?"

"You bastard, don't ask me anything. Why do you do this kind of thing? If you are bored, you might as well ask how old the ghost you are raising is." Old man Galen's eyes widened and he hit me on the head without thinking.

Damn it, it seems that age is a taboo topic for him. He is really a weird old man, and he is not a woman. Why should he keep it a secret?

I touched my sore forehead and rolled my eyes: "Then let's change the question, what are you doing now?"

"That's a good question." Old Galen slapped his thigh, which startled me. I asked, "What are you thinking about in this sudden surprise?"

"Finally asked a decent question, cough." After a few pretentious coughs, he stood up, took a few deep steps, and looked over with inscrutable eyes.

"As I told you yesterday, I have actually made a name for myself in the third world. Since you are asked about it now, let's continue with that topic."

"Sorry, I suddenly don't want to know. Let's change the question."

"There's no door! Whose fault do you think it is?" Galen shouted and glared at me angrily.

"You said it as if it was my fault." I was confused. What happened to me?

"Who else could it be but you? Isn't it you who indulged that ghost?"

Oh, after all, it was Diamond’s fault for cooking noodles that night. I looked at Old Man Galen, waiting for him to continue.

"Since then, I have deeply understood how luxurious a bowl of delicious noodles is. So, I learned from the painful experience, came to the third world, explored hard habits, and finally found the mysterious thing that controls taste-spice!"

After finally speaking, Old Man Galen suddenly made a cocky gesture and lifted both sides of his cloak, revealing the bottles and jars inside. Of course, the hole just now was also dancing coquettishly.

"Now, I am the Spice Emperor!!!" He declared loudly, his expression dignified and majestic, like the gods on the throne.

"Who approved it?"

gallon:"……"

"I'm asking, who approves this spice emperor?"

"Ahem, don't worry about such small things. In short, I have mastered the secrets of taste now, and I no longer have to be destroyed by things like diamond-year-old caterpillars cooking noodles." Thinking of the past, Gallen still felt sad. A handful of tears.

"Why do I think your current situation has not changed?" I glanced at the broken pot next to me and felt pity.

"Shut up. It was obviously not like this before yesterday. By the way, it must be because you are here, you brat who brings disaster."

"Don't rely on me for everything. I think you are destined to be like this. You will have an indissoluble bond with cooking noodles all your life. Just accept your fate."

"Accept your fate, sister. I have never heard of such an unlucky fate!"

Staring at each other like a fighting cock, Old Man Galen suddenly softened, coughed heavily, and assumed the posture of a strict teacher.

"My student, now it's your turn to repay my teacher."

"Let's talk and listen."

"In order to perfect the path of the Spice Emperor, now we need to do one thing."

"It's you, not us." I corrected.

"Anyway, you know Raphael's spice room."

"I understand, you showed up at the camp just to covet those spices, right?" When old man Galen said this, I immediately came to my senses.

"What is coveting? This is joint research and joint promotion."

"Then you go find Raphael to study together and promote together." I laughed.

"If you can find her, why should I tell you this? Then she will inevitably use it as a threat to ask me to do this and that. I am very busy. How can I have so much free time to be used by these little babies? Calls come and go.”

Galen's face twitched severely for several times. The last time he lost a bet with the cunning Akela, he was ordered to teach the kid in front of him for a long time. This was also the beginning of the dark history of that bowl of diamond clear noodle soup. Every time Thinking of this, he beat his chest with regret and lamented that he would regret his mistake forever.

"I see you are very leisurely." I said noncommittally and paused.

"With your strength, you can do it even if you sneak in alone. There is no need for me to help."

"You don't know something. Even though it's just an inconspicuous spice room, it's actually one of the centers of the entire camp's magic circle. It's not that easy to sneak into."

"That's actually the center?" I was shocked. I recalled that the last time Raphael took us in, it was no different from an ordinary room for storing sundries. We couldn't see that something so important could be hidden in such a room. An inconspicuous place.

This is probably the same as hiding in the city.

"Actually, even if it's one of the centers, it won't be a problem for me. I can still get the spices if I want to, but this will inevitably lead to Raphael discovering my whereabouts and then spreading the news, saying that I'm a gal If I steal her things, won’t I lose my security for the rest of the year?”

"I don't think you can save many nights with your current behavior." I rolled my eyes, took out the bottle of spices that Raphael gave me, wrapped a small bag and threw it to the other party.

"There's no way you want me to do it. You also know that there is one of the centers of the magic circle. Even you can't sneak in quietly. Wouldn't I be seeking death if I go? It's not even possible to ask Raphael directly. It will definitely arouse her suspicion, so This is all we have for now, just make do with it."

"Barely enough, it's enough for me to study for a while." After smelling the smell of spices, Old Man Galen nodded with satisfaction.

"Then what happened to Beansa?"

I cast my gaze on the girl who had been staring at the conversation between the two of us curiously, and asked.

"I met her on the way and saw that she seemed homeless and wandering around, so I kept her with me temporarily."

"Homeless and wandering around?" I choked and couldn't breathe.

In the third world where hell forces are rampant, even the strong men at the domain level dare not say that they are homeless and wandering around. This old man is lucky enough to pick up such a person casually.

"What's all the fuss about? Everyone has secrets. Compared to the well-behaved and obedient Beansa, I feel that it was a mistake to take you in." Old Galen glared at me and turned to study the spices.

This old man... I hated it so much that my teeth itched. I looked at Beansa with a curious baby-like look on her face. I took her black ponytail in my hand and combed it lightly with my fingers. When I saw her squinting her eyes like a comfortable kitten, Can't help but smile.

"Biansha, let me ask you, what have you learned from being with this old man?"

"The teacher taught me a lot about spices, and the noodles I cooked just now are the result." Beansa nodded vigorously.

This old man really brought it upon himself to live and die, and was extremely unlucky. When I heard Beansa's words, I thought with laughter and tears.

Such a well-behaved and innocent girl, and I feel like old friends at first sight, our souls resonate, and our destiny is connected. I can't just watch her be misled by old man Galen's heresy. Since she likes spices so much, it's up to me to teach her the correct knowledge. Bar.

At this moment, the soul of senior brother was burning brightly.

"Biansha, listen up, starting from tomorrow, senior brother will teach you."

"Really?" Beansa happily held my hand, her delicate and pretty face suddenly came up to me, and her dark and shining eyes were wide open, filled with joy.

"Of course it's true." I glanced at Old Man Gallen. He had completely entered the research mode and ignored us. This was just right.

"Great, senior brother, please teach Beansha more. This way, Xiaosha can eat more delicious food." Beansha couldn't help but cheered.

"I've wanted to ask for a long time, who is Xiaosha?"

"Well, he's Beansha's best friend." Beansha immediately panicked, his eyes evasive, it was clear that he didn't want to say too much.

What a child who doesn't know how to lie.

I touched her head lovingly. As Galen said, everyone has their own secrets. It seems that even the innocent and innocent Biansha in front of me is no exception...

Here’s the second chapter. I’m really sleepy, so let’s just read it once. Xiao Qi goes to bed first and will polish it when she gets up at noon. Sorry.

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