Chapter 1,657 The Red and White Princess’s Updraft UP!

…The next morning, I was out of sorts. ([] .)

There are reasons for this and reasons for that. I don't want to defend myself, I just don't want to be misunderstood. Most of the reasons for my lack of energy are because I was easily fooled by Princess Sanwu again.

If things continue like this, the country will no longer be a country, and the general will no longer be the master!

At this time, how I wished I could bow my head deeply in front of Princess Sanwu, point my finger at the sky, and shout "Holy Cloth, cover my body", and then transform into a gorgeous golden warrior. To restore the image of a tall master.

Although the ideal was full, the reality was that the Holy Cloth fell from the sky with the iron box containing it, and directly smashed me to death.

"Dad, dad~~~~"

The little princesses, still wearing cute pajamas, finished washing up in the bathroom and walked out. When they saw my lonely figure, they immediately swooped up with an intoxicating fragrance.

"Good morning, little princess, don't you have to go to the training camp today?" I asked after kissing them on the forehead.

"The teacher said that we can change jobs and don't need to go anymore, but we still want to maintain a certain amount of training and transfer in the best condition."

"As expected of my precious daughter, dad is so touched. Go ahead, no matter what you do, dad will support you." I admire my daughters for their sensibility and foresight. She shed a tear of joy.

Among them, there is also a touch of sadness that the baby bird has grown up and left his protective embrace.

There is no daughter for me to protect. If you take care of me, my druid Wu Fan, the harem elder known as the world's number one daughter-controller, will lose one-third of my life value in an instant.

Fortunately, there is still Xiao Heitan, who should be able to survive in a few years, and Kajie'er, as long as Senior Brother Carlos doesn't fight with me...

"Dad, dad, how is little sister Jasmine?"

Kind daughters. I was still thinking about the H maid teacher who guided them to the point of no return in life. After all, when they left, my expression was so terrifying that I wanted to peel Princess Sanwu whole and swallow it.

"Hmph!" Of course I can't honestly say that I was deceived by that little maid using a shady and despicable method that even words can't describe.

At this time, some white lies are needed, yes. It's a white lie.

"I spanked you so hard that I can't even get out of bed now." I showed a majestic expression, which contained an upright and selfless determination.

As long as she commits a crime, she will be my personal maid. Call you too!

"Little sister Jasmine is so pitiful. It's almost our fault that we pester her..." The two precious daughters lowered their heads in regret.

"I don't blame you. It was that guy who instilled some inappropriate things into you and you should be beaten." I comforted him and then spoke in a serious tone.

"So, you two must keep this in mind in the future, but never..."

At this moment, the door opened with a creak, and Princess Sanwu walked out. She straightened her slender white robe, patted the bun hat on her head that was like a big, fluffy and swollen white bun, and turned around with an expressionless expression. Turn around and head towards the kitchen.

"Don't be like..."

Sirus: "..."

Aikolu: "..."

"Look, the recovery ability of those who change jobs is so strong. You should also follow the example of little Jasmine and transfer jobs quickly." I patted my two daughters' shoulders with a serious word and strode away.

Hum hum, this druid's ability to adapt to changing circumstances has reached the sky's limit.

"Don't forget the rewards for changing jobs."

"That's right, Dad can't cheat this time." The daughters' mysterious and seductive whispers came from behind, and then they chuckled shyly and ran towards the kitchen.

Is there a reward for changing jobs... Anyway, let's just go with the flow. I originally planned to do this after they changed jobs.

I was thinking to myself, and then I thought about Sister Sharna. I wonder if time has been enough, whether she has calmed down completely, and whether I should go find her today.

Then he went to the elves to resurrect Xiao Heitan, and came back to participate in the job transfer ceremony of his two precious daughters. Dia also had to go there as soon as possible. After returning, he took Xi Lusi and Aikolu to level up.

The time schedule is really full. It seems that I won’t be able to take a break in the next two years, but these are things I am happy to do, so it doesn’t matter.

Oh, yes, yes, there is also the practice of the power of the world, which must not be left behind, and the improvement of level and self, which cannot be ignored. The transformation of the Demon Moon Wolf Witch has not been mastered so far. How to use the transformation due abilities.

It's a pain in the ass to not have multiple shadow clones. Why don't I have a father who seals the Nine-Tails or something into my belly button?

I was just thinking about something and didn't look at the road ahead. I naturally bumped into a figure at the door.

With a glance, isn't this the slightly breasted Hongbai classmate who disappeared yesterday?

"It's been a hard journey, welcome back." The red and white princess, who was knocked back a small step due to my fault, was not angry. Instead, she bowed politely and greeted her.

"Well, you've worked hard too." I was stunned for a moment and replied subconsciously.

This red and white princess... is worthy of the title of princess. She is quite well-behaved and polite even when she is not showing off her integrity.

But why does she look so haggard after returning from the night market?

"Dear guest, would you like some goods?"

The next moment, the red and white princess put away the etiquette just now, took a step forward and said mysteriously, just like those lonely young men wearing sunglasses, with their right hands stretched out into the bulging arms of their clothes, seeing the lonely young men, A strange businessman who would immediately rush up and ask in a low voice, "Brother, do you want to buy something? We have everything. Yangma Lolita, you can choose."

I:"……"

Sorry, I just said the wrong thing. As the saying goes, "You're still pretty good even when you don't show off your integrity." When has this 100,000-yuan princess ever stopped showing off her integrity?

"Go, go. Don't ask for anything. I'm thinking about the meaning of life and the future of the mainland. Don't disturb me if you have nothing to do." I didn't want to show off my integrity with her, so I stepped aside and strode past.

"Is this so? It's such a pity. There are obviously good things to say..."

Unexpectedly, the red and white princess did not display her unruly style and stalked me. Instead, he lowered his head in deep shock once again, took weak steps, and passed by.

Hey, I feel like I forgot something.

After a second, I finally remembered.

"Wait...wait!" Turning around, I grabbed Hongbai.

"Do you finally want this guest?" The other party was like a cunning businessman. He chuckled.

"I want your sister, I have some questions to ask."

"This guest, I have a complete range of goods here, including a self-destruction talisman. There is also a stack of self-destruction talismans, and even a terrifyingly powerful bundle of self-destruction talismans. Anyone who purchases a bundle of self-destruction talismans will receive a free strap. Finally, , is our store’s treasure—chastity underwear, as well as the perfect store treasure chastity underwear with a special offer of buy one, get one free, and the super store’s treasure—double-layered ultra-thin powerful enhanced version of chastity underwear.”

"After all, there are only two kinds of goods, you profiteer!!!" I said angrily, raising my heart.

"I don't want any of these weird things, as long as you answer me a few questions."

"Guests, everything is available."

"They all said they don't want it anymore."

"Guest, if you are not satisfied, you will be refunded."

"Everyone was killed in the bombing, so why should we be dissatisfied?"

"Guests, holiday discounts, jump-off-the-floor hemorrhage sale, 20% off sale all year round."

"You guy... okay, I get it."

This 100,000-yuan princess clearly intends to buy and sell by force. If I don't buy something, I won't even think about opening her mouth.

Thinking that I, the third stingiest Rogge, would be blackmailed like this, I felt so sad and angry that I couldn't control myself from yelling.

"Okay, okay, explosive charm, chastity underwear, I want them all!!"

As soon as he finished speaking, several eyes looked over.

Well?

Only then did I realize that this seemed to be at the door of my home, so these looks were...

When I followed my gaze, I felt dizzy. All the girls were here.

Veras, who was wearing a pretty and cute apron, had a red face, moist eyes, and looked pitiful. She took a step back, like a puppy about to be bullied.

"Sir...my lord...you want...you need chastity...what do you want that kind of thing for?"

"No...it's not like that."

"Could it be...could it be that you want...to force us...to do something weird...to do something weird to us?"

"How is it possible to do it!" I looked at Willas, who had fallen into a persecution delusion, dumbfounded.

But I can’t blame her, I can only blame me for being a bully and enjoying seeing her shy, which made her think about these things subconsciously.

"Linya, you know what, please explain it to me." I looked at Linya for help.

"Hmph, who knows, I originally wanted to believe Brother Wu, but since...since then, it's hard to say." Linya wrinkled her nose at me and whispered in words that only the two of us could understand. He muttered.

What she said was referring to the wedding night or something.

"You have done me a terrible job!!!" Under the condemning looks of the girls, I dragged the red and white princess and fled in panic, not even daring to go back for breakfast.

"I'm just a down-to-earth businessman." At this time, the princess with 100,000 yuan clearly brushed it off and looked like it had nothing to do with her.

"You're so serious, can't you do something normal?" I kept beating the ground, feeling that my reputation in the next life would be lost in this life.

Forget it, I no longer want to be associated with this shameless red and white thing and sell off moral integrity.

"Anyway, after selling your things, you will answer my questions, right?"

"My business has been bad recently. It's better to say that I can't sell it at all."

Ah, this guy avoids answering. Changed the subject.

I suddenly felt bad. Could it be that she wanted to raise the price and just spend money to buy it was no longer enough to satisfy her appetite?

"Wu. Do you know the reason?"

"I know, just because I know too much, it's like common sense. That's why I don't know how to explain it. No one wants your things." I looked at the other party warily and responded.

"Maybe so." The other party sighed.

"I heard from some people that there would be some strange people appearing in the night market with strange needs, so I wanted to give it a try."

So that's the case, no wonder I didn't see her at night. Went to the night market.

"The results of it?"

"As a result, I walked around the camp several times. I had no idea where the night market was. Could it be that it was in another world connected to the camp?"

"No, no, no, you are thinking too much. There are no such advanced things in the camp." I stopped again and again.

"After all, I have lived in the camp for so many years. I have never heard of any night market here. I only know that there is a guy named Warev who specializes in selling some weird things."

Having said this, I secretly gritted my teeth and bought the Duriel pillow that he tricked me into buying last time. It's still sealed in the cabinet. Can anyone really sleep with that kind of scary thing? The creator should be caught and his brain cut open to see what was going on inside.

"Could it be that I was deceived?" The Red and White Princess seemed very disappointed.

"I can't say that I was deceived. The night market does exist, but the other party didn't say it was at Rogge Camp. There should be one in the Western Kingdom."

"Ugh, the Western Kingdom? It's too far."

"Teleportation array, not far."

"I'm teleported."

I:"……"

If you are so lazy, why are you still doing hammer business?

"So, please give me some suggestions to make my spells more popular." The other party finally revealed his purpose.

"I'm not a businessman. How can I give you advice? Think about the problem yourself."

"Actually, I've thought about it carefully."

"Let's see."

"Since chastity panties cannot be sold and are not popular, I might as well think in reverse and think that the opposite may be a hot seller, so I created a new product."

"What product?"

"Lost virginity underwear." The red and white princess threw up her sleeves, and there was a set of underwear and a chest strap made of charms on her little hands.

"You've gone too far in the reverse direction, you idiot!" I angrily lifted the coffee table.

"Anyway, let's introduce its effects first."

"As the name suggests." When she mentioned the business, the red and white princess suddenly became excited.

"She is underwear that can speed up a girl's loss of virginity."

"That's why no one wants it! That's the reason!" I shouted hoarsely.

"Don't speak so decisively, let's listen to its powerful functions first." The Red and White Princess insisted like those die-hards who would not give up until they reach the Yellow River.

"You say it, please say it, and I'll just listen." I was completely exhausted.

"As for its function, it is actually very powerful, because as long as a woman wearing virginity-loss underwear is forcibly torn off her clothes by the other party, this underwear will..."

The red and white princess gave up, and her face became mysterious and deep.

"What will happen?" In order to rush for time, I had to cooperate and pretend to be stupid.

"It will disappear automatically!"

"Oh oh oh, it's really a powerful function. It really deserves the name of virginity-loss underwear." I clapped my hands expressionlessly.

Having said that, it has already reached this point. In fact, whether the underwear disappears automatically or not has become unimportant.

Of course, everything has to be compared. Although chastity-loss underwear has the function of taking off pants and farting, at least it is much safer than a strong explosion of chastity underwear, which will destroy the body.

Just from a comparative perspective, virginity loss bras are undoubtedly more successful than chastity bras.

Of course, it will definitely still not be sold... To be continued)