Diablo Destruction

Chapter 1,767 The Terrifying Food Chain!

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The little girls slept for two full days, especially Beiya, who slept like a ghost, as if she had been working in the fields for a day and was as exhausted as death.

Let me explain in advance, I did not go into her room to peek. Instead, this stupid princess fell asleep, holding her beloved [Baji]. After getting up and going to the toilet, she went directly into my room. .

At that time, I happened to be in bed with the little ghost, enjoying the rare time between the two of us. Suddenly, she opened the door and took a look, and I was almost frightened.

Fortunately, this stupid princess was almost in a state of sleepwalking. She squinted her eyes and was completely unaware that something inappropriate for children was going on in the room. She hugged her pillow doll and walked up vaguely.

The little ghost and I were speechless and stared at each other. I really don’t know what evil we did in our previous life to be able to meet a living treasure like Beiya.

Ahem, let’s not mention this for now.

In short, it was only four or five days before we arrived at the Horadric tribe, which was exactly two months.

Although the little fox quoted scriptures at the time, it was measured that Little Heitan would wake up in about two months. The maid of pornographic jokes would also send information every few days to report to me Little Heitan's condition. Everything is still normal now. .

But no one can say for sure what it will be like when the night demon awakens, or if there are any special signs. You have to go back a few days in advance to be fully prepared.

I thought about waiting for Tia and Beya to wake up, staying at most for one day, and then taking them back to Rogge Camp.

But before that, there is one more thing that must be clarified.

Dia spent so much effort to get back such a suspicious necklace. What does it have to do with the Horadric Cube? No, even if it doesn't, it must at least play some role. Dia's efforts cannot be let down.

I decided that once I found out it was completely useless, I would sell it to the circus, no matter what. A necklace that can talk is worth some money.

With this careful calculation in mind, we held court again after Tia and Beja woke up.

The judge was me and two princesses, sitting around a round table, looking at the nameless prisoners on the table. It’s just a suspicious necklace with a sticky name like Nana.

"If you resist, you will be punished strictly, and you will go home to celebrate the New Year. If you confess, you will be punished with leniency, and you will go to jail."

I murmured something deeply, closed all the curtains, and dimmed the light in the room. Then I took out the flashlight-shaped magic lamp that I had prepared for a long time, raised it high, and landed it straight on the necklace. In order to increase the prisoner's inner pressure and let him know the terrible consequences of lying and concealment.

"unclear meaning."

"Idiot, if you say this, others will be less likely to tell the truth."

Despite being criticized by the necklace, I didn't expect that even Beiya, one of the judges, would immediately abandon the secret and turn to the bright side... No, it was the Pearl that turned to the dark side... Ahem, in short, we can't expect her to be of any use.

I coughed heavily. Brighten the raised light. Then, he smiled kindly.

"Relax. Don't be nervous. We are not trying to put pressure on you. We just want you to think back to the old mother in your family. Come on, if you are hungry, first eat this bowl of pork chops filled with loving motherly love. Let’s talk later.”

I reheated the boiled noodles that little ghost made for me yesterday and pushed them in front of Nana.

"Detection object - type, food; scientific name, boiled noodles; left for about 15 hours, slightly rancid; ingredient determination, non-toxic, taste level, lower one level, preliminary results determined that it is edible, but, from the inside Fifty-six high-hardness substances were detected, and the composition is suspected to be diamonds. You need to be extremely vigilant during eating."

I:"……"

Tia: "..."

Beiya: "..."

Tsk! This thing, I didn't expect it to have a cruel function.

I touched my front teeth, which were still aching, smacked my mouth, and put away the cooked noodles in disappointment.

If this plan fails, I have a second plan.

"Nana..." Holding back the goosebumps all over my body, I called the other person's name affectionately.

"I remember you said before that you can temporarily regard the necklace as your body. After we came back, we made a guess. Could it be that your real body is not actually the necklace, but that you are staying in the necklace?"

"Absolutely correct." Sure enough, our guess was correct, and the other party was completely sure of it all of a sudden. Really, it would have been better to have said it earlier if it was so foreign.

The smile on my face got even bigger.

"If that's the case, then you can't miss it. Come, let me introduce you to a friend who is in the same situation as you. I believe you will have something in common, little ghost!"

I waved to the little ghost who was sitting on the bed with her legs bent and reading a book, looking a bit like a literary saint.

"What's wrong, do you still want me to cook for you today? Hmm, it's not impossible." The little ghost put down the book in his hand, flew over lightly, and treated my arms as her saintly throne in a domineering manner. He got in and said this.

"This... let's talk about it later, cough cough cough." Under the sympathetic gazes of Tia and Beya, I coughed with tears in my face and forced a smile.

"Come, little ghost, let me introduce you to a friend, Nana who is also living in the necklace."

As I said that, I lifted up the necklace and waved it in front of the little ghost.

Those silver eyes stared unblinkingly at the silver gemstone necklace above their head, with a strange light shining inside. Oh, oh, could it be... could there really be a feeling of sympathy for each other?

I didn't have much hope at first. Not everyone knew about the little ghost's twisted character, but when I saw the change in her eyes, I suddenly felt that something was wrong.

However, the light in these eyes looks a bit familiar, like...well, let me recall, it's like...

Even Tia and Bea nervously clenched their little fists, as if to encourage the little ghost.

Come on, come on quickly!

Then. The little ghost really got on.

oh! correct! I remembered it! ! !

Just like the sparkling eyes of the little ghost when he looked at the diamond for the first time on the second floor of the tomb!

As soon as I clapped my hands, I suddenly realized that I was really proud of myself. As long as I have the memory of this little ghost, I can still remember it clearly no matter how far back it is.

From now on. Please call me Wu Fan, the super-brained ghost scientist.

No, bastard! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Suddenly the spiritual coffee table was lifted up angrily, and I quickly removed the necklace from my hand.

But this time I retreated, I encountered resistance, just like when I was trying to retrieve the fishing rod, a big fish just happened to bite the hook.

"Ah woo~~~ (I bite)"

"puff------!!!"

See what happened in front of you. Tia and Beja on the opposite side spurted tea out at the same time.

Like a big fish on the bait, the little ghost opened his mouth and bit the necklace in front of him.

"ah----!!!"

The victims reacted at the same time as us.

No longer able to pretend to be in that artificial intelligence state, he let out a panicked and frightened scream like a rabbit being bitten by a lion.

"What's wrong, let go." Fortunately, at the critical moment, I calmed down and hit the little ghost on the forehead with a spitting knife, forcing her to spit out the necklace.

"What, isn't it for me to eat?" while rubbing his forehead. The little ghost complained to me dissatisfiedly.

"Just a servant, Xiaofan, I... I let you feed me out of mercy, but I dared to play hard to get, and cursed you to be sunk to the bottom of the Twin Seas while you were sleeping."

"You don't call it a curse, call it a threat, you idiot. Besides, this is not for you to eat." I hit the little ghost on the forehead again in an angry and funny tone.

"I want you to be friends with this necklace."

"Huh?" He made an unbelievable sound of surprise. The little ghost's eyes suddenly turned pitiful, and he held his plump and towering breasts with both hands. Uh-huh, nod.

"Yes, yes. I see, it's finally time for Xiaofan to say "I want to be good friends with Mr. Dashu". He's so good, he's grown up."

"Grow up, sister, don't treat me like a child!" I was furious, stretched out my malicious hands, and rubbed the little ghost's face.

Tia and Bea were laughing very happily, probably because they had been called "little girl, little girl" by me, and now they were finally treated like little brats by others, and they suddenly felt that their great revenge had been avenged.

"Come on, Lan Li, come on, Lan Liu Zi Li, come on (in my eyes, Xiao Fan is just a child)." The little saint, who was being punished by rubbing her face, said in protest.

Then he grabbed my hand that was rubbing my face and bit it in one bite.

After the fight, I tried again to let the little ghost communicate with the necklace, hoping that the two people (?) could find resonance.

Okay, I'll be honest, I'm actually looking forward to hearing that guy's screams...

"Here, let's reintroduce..." Before I could finish my words, the necklace sounded a serious alarm.

"Hostility confirmed! Hostility confirmed! It is an irresistible enemy of the food chain. It is recommended to avoid it. It is strongly recommended to avoid it!"

Saying this, the guy actually floated up out of thin air and ran away with a chirp.

"This necklace is quite interesting." Nodding his chin, the little ghost seemed to have found a fresh toy, and it floated up from my arms and chased after the necklace.

"stop!"

"veto!"

"Stop."

"Seriously rejected!"

"die!"

“Ahhhh————!!!”

Sure enough, the screams started again, but the necklace still failed to outrun the little ghost and was caught.

"I'm sorry... I'm so rude. I've never seen such a strange person. He actually... treats the necklace as food. Are you a gold-eating beast? Let me go! Let me go!"

The necklace finally revealed its true nature and shouted with emotions full of panic and anger.

"Hey, I'm talking humanly." The little ghost shook the necklace in his hand, full of the feeling of a cat playing with a mouse.

"It's humiliating... it's really humiliating... I miss you so much... the princess... actually..."

Wait, I seemed to have heard something outrageous just now.

Having said that, ladies Tia and Beja, aren't you surprised at all by this guy suddenly turning from artificial intelligence back to a human?

Sensing my confused gaze, Tia smiled brightly.

"I've noticed it a long time ago, female intuition, right?"

"Huh, it's just the slow-responsive fool Wu. I thought he was the only one who discovered it. What a fool."

Looking at each other, the two laughed again.

Damn it, when did the relationship between these two little girls become so good?

"Let's not talk about it for now. Didn't you hear some suspicious words just now? Princess or something." I tried to confirm with everyone whether this was my auditory hallucination.

Isn't it an artificial intelligence created by the Horadrics? Could it be that the robot princess is trying to catch her?

"I heard it too, Nana, what is going on? Can you tell us your true identity?" Tia nodded. It seems that I am not the only one who heard it.

"No, personal decision." A harsh voice came from the necklace.

"Little ghost, let's have dinner." I picked up the necklace and dangled it in front of the little ghost.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Screaming again, the necklace succumbed to the power of the food chain.

The food chain...is really a scary thing.

"Okay, let's start from the beginning. Also, please don't use that artificial intelligence-like voice to explain. I can't understand." I proudly took back the little ghost... but she yelled "How dare a mere servant knight take advantage of me." ], biting his head.

"Woo~~~ It's such a humiliation, such a huge humiliation. Why do I have to explain it to a monkey with a lower IQ." Like a girl who had been stripped of her clothes, the necklace let out a cry of humiliation.

"I'll eat you, you bastard!!" My IQ was slandered again. I wanted to imitate the little ghost and grabbed the necklace and stuffed it into my mouth, letting it know who was at the top of the food chain.

What happened to the IQ of ordinary people, what happened to the lower level IQ, are they messing with you? Why should you look down on fools? Idiots are also smart in their ways, right? Isn’t there a saying that says that a fool will gain something after all his worries? Even I am a bastard who can save the world if I think too much!

"A mere monkey at the bottom of the food chain..." Necklace muttered in a low voice.

"Let me kill it, let me kill this guy!" I was so angry that I was smoking, and I raised the hammer high and was about to smash it down, but Dia held me tightly.

This guy and I really don't get along...

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The first update, there is another update, uh... Anyway, there is only tomorrow for the May Day holiday, so I might as well risk it. Everyone, will the monthly ticket tomorrow be as powerful as today?

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