Chapter 2422 Evelina: Take a Kick From Me!

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After watching Tamoya leave, I took Juliet into the house. Although I disagreed with Lord Wu Emperor's words, with me as the maze killer here, it's just a snowstorm or something, trying to block my direction recognition is just a joke, but saying To be honest, there is not much to see in the Ursine Tribe, and their life is even more boring than in Rogge Camp when I just traveled through. <<>>

Hey, come to think of it, does it look like you forgot something?

Halfway through pushing the door, I suddenly encountered strong resistance, as if someone was blocking the door behind it, trying to prevent me from opening it.

Whose prank is this? Even those hot-blooded boys and girls who follow Tamoya would not do such boring things.

I paused vigilantly, looked at the half-open door, then suddenly moved, stepped sideways, entered the house, and then took a sharp look behind the door.

There is nothing. It’s strange. Where does the resistance come from?

I glanced underground subconsciously, and I was speechless.

There is no doubt that the culprit is this little guy, and it is also the [thing] among the things I just realized I forgot.

A crystal-clear puppy, as if carved from crystal, was lying behind the door. He was sleeping so darkly that he didn't even notice that his body was stuck in the opened door. Perhaps for its crystal body, this is indeed not even tickling.

"You guy, don't block the door." I picked it up unceremoniously, threw it aside, opened the door again, and welcomed Lord Knight Juliet to enter. Damn it, this guy is so heavy, I'll kick him next time. Yes.

"Who is it, who is attacking the great Dragon Crystal!"

Being picked up and thrown away. This puppy-like crystal dragon finally wakes up. Wiping the saliva from the corner of his mouth, he quickly danced his limbs and stood up, transforming into a [bulldog], with his forelimbs lying down to make a pounce and bite. It looks like the top of the buttocks is arched high. The little tail stands straight up. He looked around with a grin on his face.

Seeing that the murderer was me, Crystal Dragon was stunned and hesitated. Finally decided to forgive me as a living parent.

"It turns out it's you. Where have you been these past two days? Hurry up and give Crystal something good to drink." The fierce look faded, and this shameless crystal dragon immediately asked me for wine like a foodie.

"Didn't I leave a few jars for you before I left?" I shrugged helplessly, indicating that I had no more.

"How can that little bit be enough for Lord Crystal to drink for several days? Not even one minute is enough." Crystal Dragon snored and shook his head, looking very naive.

"I don't know how to drink sparingly. How could you have so much good wine to fill your insatiable stomach?"

"Crystal doesn't care, Crystal wants something good to drink, wants something good to drink." This crystal dragon decisively abandoned the dignity of the dragon and began to wallow in shame.

"Okay, I'll give you a jar of refreshing water. Save it for yourself. It's really gone." I was afraid that this childish and willful crystal dragon would do something again, so I sighed helplessly and poured out the last jar of water on my body. The refreshing water was thrown at it.

I really don’t have much wine on me. At the last banquet to welcome Juliet and I, I took out most of the wine for Tamoya’s followers to enjoy. These days, I have to wait for this crystal dragon to eat and drink. , now I only have a few emergency bottles of the special wine made by Bisi for me, as well as a few precious and rare wines such as Sac Crystal wine. I can't use such a limited edition collection to feed Crystal who can't get enough of it. dragon.

As if he sensed the truth from my face, Crystal Dragon cherished the refreshing water in his arms, opened the jar, carefully took a few sips, and then immediately closed it, with an expression of patience reaching its limit. I couldn't help laughing.

After all, I am still a child. If I can take out a few more jars with me, I will not be stingy. Seeing a giant panda-level rare crystal dragon reduced to such a state makes people feel a little pity.

"Okay, my mission to the bear tribe has been completed. I will go back in a few days. How much you want to drink then depends on your own begging skills."

As I said that, I thought of Akara. I wonder if this little crystal dragon can get any benefits from the old fox? I don't think so. The most likely possibility is that Akala will seize the foodie attribute and take care of it, and then willingly work as a coolie. In this way, my life as the current number one coolie in the alliance may be much easier. Hmm, this very good.

I no longer paid attention to the crystal dragon who was playing with the jar, looking like he wanted to drink but was reluctant to drink, with a sad face. I turned back to look at Juliet.

"Juliet, it's still early. What do you want to do next? There seems to be nothing good to do here."

"I haven't decided yet, where is His Highness the Prince?" the confused knight asked with a soft smile that made people feel heartbroken.

"Neither do I. In a place like this, it seems difficult to go out to warm up and fight." I shrugged, and I'd better listen to Emperor Wu and stay in the room.

"Then, why not come together." Juliet clasped her hands together and recommended solemnly.

"I usually don't do much, I just spend time in a daze and reading. Sometimes I can kill nearly twenty hours a day, which is great."

Stop talking, stop talking, if you say it again I will cry with distress.

Juliet gives people the impression that she is a princess who is graceful, elegant and beautiful on the outside, but is so simple and empty on the inside that it makes people cry.

"It's good to read a book. Let's take a look. By the way, I'll show you some of my top-secret collections."

Facing such poor Juliet, I couldn't help but want to take out my best things and share them with her. These are things that other than the girls, even the closest friends around me would not show them.

Of course, this is definitely not the only collector's edition of the Beast Duke series, or the tearful daisies blooming quietly under the roses. I'm talking about Princess Sanwu and Aleus. That's enough, you guys, stop stuffing these weird things into my inventory! ! !

It's even more impossible to say like a weird uncle, "Come over here, little kid, I'll give you something nice to look at" and then open his knee-length robe to reveal a big [beep] laugh. By the way, there are no perverted idiots of this level in the Dark Continent!

The top-secret collection I am talking about refers to the memory crystals left to me by the girls. When I fell into the hell world, I relied on these to survive the most difficult days. The gentle and shy Willas, the kind and considerate Linya, the innocence and brilliance Sarah, lively and lovely Tia. The arrogant and charming little fox. The slutty maid with a tough mouth but a very honest body, the stupid and cute little junior sister, etc.

Speaking of my little junior sister, I remembered the embarrassing incident of Shuangwei again, hehehe. That day the girl scattered flowers. Whenever I think of it, I can't help but laugh. Although this is a bit unkind, after all, he peed his pants while rushing to rescue him, which is different from this guy. I glanced at the crystal dragon sleeping soundly holding the jar, and I still felt that the two tails were much more pleasing to the eye.

Originally I wanted to relieve the loneliness of Juliet, but after seeing it, I was immediately intoxicated in the world of girls and forgot about it. When I came to my senses, I put away the memory crystal and found that Juliet was already lying down. She fell asleep on the side, with a relaxed smile on her face. Looking at it this way, everything I just did should be regarded as relieving her boredom, right?

I thought about it unconfidently, because I was completely immersed in my own world and didn't care about Juliet. I am really a person, and there should be a limit to my wife's control.

"Juliet?" I tried to shout. It's not good to sleep here. It's best to go back to the room.

"Hmm~~" The confused knight murmured sweetly and softly in his sleep, turned around and continued to sleep.

This sleeping posture is a bit too defenseless. After all, I am also a normal male. She is not worried at all?

After scratching my head, I took off my cloak and covered Juliet, so that she could at least sleep warmly. Then I stood up, stretched out, and began to think about what I should do. I looked at the sky outside. Only one day passed. In the afternoon, the sky was getting dark. After returning home, Emperor Wu still had to have a heart-to-heart talk with Mr. and Mrs. Moshidkar and rest. He probably wouldn't be able to make it through today.

It seems that I can only find something to do. By the way, enter the realm of dreams to practice. I have been left behind for a while. There is nothing I can do about it. On the way to the Bear Clan, there are inner towers, outer towers, and Yuli. Ye, it's impossible for me to transform openly. After I arrived, I lived in the living room of Tamoya's house, and it was even more impossible for me to transform.

Alas, it would be great if I could be given more time to concentrate on my cultivation. It would be great if I could be given more time to live with the girls. These two sentences have always been repeated since more than ten years ago to now. Without stopping, I vividly described my life in the Dark Continent with all the ups and downs (joy) and tragedy (in the palace).

Uh... I always feel like I'm being complained about by someone. It doesn't matter, although it's still early, go ahead and practice.

I glanced at the sleeping Juliet, and then at the drooling Crystal Dragon who was sleeping with the jar in his arms. I couldn't help but be infected by sleepiness. I stretched and yawned, and weakly walked to the bedroom. The moment the door closed, it was holy and cold. With a flash of light, Shengyue Xianlang appeared with a lazy expression, then rolled on the bed, pulled the quilt, and fell asleep instantly.

If Ai Wa'er sees this look, her image will definitely plummet. Should I deliberately stage a scene of a big man picking his feet in front of her in the posture of the Holy Moon Wise Wolf, so that she will completely give up and return to the heaven?

No, wait, this won't work. Not only will it not be effective, but it will also lead to the possibility of falling into a trap. When I first took off my shoes, this perverted foot-licking angel would most likely misunderstand me and think it was some kind of Even if she knew it was impossible, she would probably misunderstand the signal and pounce on it like a puppy that smells the smell of bones.

Thinking of this, Shengyue Xianlang, who had already fallen asleep, couldn't help but shudder, as if he had a permanent nightmare.

In the realm of dreams, after a long-lost and hearty battle, I wiped the non-existent sweat from the bear's head and canceled the transformation.

"Evelina, are you here?"

"What do you want to do if you take the initiative to find me?" A high and solemn voice sounded in my ears.

"..." Could it be that this guy went to some other dimension to watch a stupid palace-fighting drama, and got so into the drama that his (sword) IQ dropped?

"My lord, the stupid salty fish sword, and the humble, smart servant have a question to ask." I had no choice but to reluctantly cooperate.

"You are so cooperative!" As a result, a finger-flicking magical skill came from the sky and I was thrown away.

"Asshole, I gave you three points of color. You are so shameless to open a dyeing shop." I covered Pingsha Luoyan's buttocks and cursed angrily.

"I don't need color, and I don't want to open a dyeing workshop." Evelina started to act stupid again.

"Okay, it's quite happy to recognize the facts and be a salted fish. Ants also have the fun of ants. I understand, I understand."

"You're talking about yourself, you bastard!"

"Who is the salted fish? If you don't even want to be a salted fish, what else can you do, you salted fish sword!"

"Huchi, wheeze, that's good. I've made this connection. If your salmon sword turns into a salted fish sword one day, don't blame me for not reminding you." Evelina panted like a mad bull. , issuing malicious and realistic threats.

"Wait, no, I'm wrong. By the way. Can you change the salmon sword into other fish? I've been a bit tired of eating salmon recently. I want to change my taste." I asked shamelessly.

"There is no door, and I can't do it. I really think I am God!"

"Then what a threat you just made!" I angrily flipped the coffee table in my mind. The sentimental thing threatening me to turn the salmon sword into a salted fish sword is all bragging.

"Hey hey hey."

"Hey your sister!"

"Tsk tsk tsk."

"I said your brain was caught in the scabbard today, right? Something feels wrong."

"I have no soul, my scabbard is the scabbard that can create the world!"

"No, it's the scabbard filled with venom, right?"

"What the hell is full of venom?!"

"No, it's nothing. Wait, you actually have a scabbard. Where is the silver swordfish scabbard I gave you last time? Is it really okay to deceive my love?"

"I threw that thing to the collision point between the neutron star that is about to explode with a billion times gravity and the black hole and white hole of the extra-dimensional storm. If you want to come back, I can send you there."

"..." He has such a deep resentment towards that scabbard, this petty guy.

"Okay, let's talk business."

"Sorry, I don't have a common language with you."

"You've already said so much, is it really okay to slap yourself in the face like this?"

"I have no face!"

"..."

"..."

"No, I said it wrong. I have a face, but it's not that kind of face. Why do you always force me to say the wrong thing?"

"You shouldn't be the one who messes up, right?"

"It's not your fault! If it were anyone else, I would have thrown him into God's urinal to enjoy the taste of heavenly shit!"

"You guys, when it comes to vulgarity, you really don't have a heavy taste."

"Ah, the noble me has fallen. It's all your fault."

"So, judging from the above sentence, you should be God's shit-scratcher, right?"

"I really castrated you, bastard!"

"I want you to have a serious talk with me. If you don't want to, who's to blame?"

"To make a long story short." Evelina replied angrily. She had succumbed to the power of this Druid. Hum hum hum. If you dare to call yourself me with this fighting power, then I will be the ace of the Space-Time Management Bureau.

"It's like this. I had a fight with a crystal dragon some time ago. You should know that."

"I have no idea!"

Ignoring Evelina's arrogant words, I continued: "A strange thing happened at that time. The first world seemed to have become my best friend and secretly fucked me. His acting skills were not as realistic as usual. , I just want to ask if it is your masterpiece?"

"No, I wish you could get beaten up by that crystal dragon so much that you wet your pants!" Evelina said through gritted teeth. Look, this guy just said he didn't know, but he even told the details of how scared the crystal dragon was. Clearly.

"It's really not you?"

"You have to believe me if I make a crystal dragon and make you pee?"

"No, I have something to say." Thinking of the twelve-winged angels created by Evelina, I feel a little pain in my stomach. Although the combat power is far less exaggerated than the twelve-winged angels, it is definitely not a problem to easily pee a hundred of me. I'd better not touch the tiger's beard easily and seek death.

"Well, since it's not you, let me ask another question. Although I know that you are most likely to be mysterious and refuse to answer, why on earth is the first world so friendly to me?"

"Since you know I won't answer, why are you talking nonsense?"

"Try asking. Anyway, it's just a sentence and there's nothing to lose. Just buy a lottery ticket."

"You haven't even won five yuan in your lottery ticket and you still want to win the first prize?" Evelina sneered.

"Hundan, you stalking peeping tom, please stop it!"

"I'm not interested in the stupid things you do at all. Please recognize yourself quickly and stop doing useless things! You guy, let alone a lottery, can draw the only one in the must-win lottery held by the supermarket during the festival." A waste ticket with unknown viscous liquid on it!"

"Dirty bastard, I'm not that tragic, it's just like this once!"

Unknowingly, they started quarreling again, and the quarrel lasted until the sky was dark. They were evenly matched and both sides suffered losses.

"I won't talk to idiots like you anymore." Suddenly, Evelina seemed to have noticed something and decisively put up the fight card.

"Get out quickly, something seems to have happened outside."

"Don't lie to me. The Saint Moon Sage Wolf's perception is very sharp. I won't be able to notice what's going on outside?"

"Believe it or not, it will be too late if you don't wake up." Evelina grunted, stepped away decisively, and remained silent despite my calls.

This guy... always feels like his tone has an... air of conspiracy.

However, I still couldn't ignore what it said. I immediately woke up from the dream state, sat up and took a look, nothing happened.

Could it be that you are talking about the outside? Juliet?

I was shocked, jumped up from the bed and rushed out. As soon as I opened the door, I unexpectedly encountered an unknown crystal object.

I lowered my head, and the crystal dragon raised its head. One person and one dragon were stunned at the same time.

The crystal dragon looked at me blankly, with a look of intoxication and recognition, as if it had been looking at me for ten thousand years. Then, its whole body decisively erupted with intense white light.

what's the situation? I was stunned...

. . . (To be continued...) u