Chapter 2754 I’m Going to Call the Police!

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The first day back passed peacefully. Both Raphael and Sa Qili were busy with their first day back and had no time to take care of me, the little shrimp savior. If there is any difference, it was Lin. Ya didn't come back, so the soldier informed her that she would spend the night at her parents' house.

This is also something that can be expected. He must have been kept by Raphael, and maybe he even wanted to [sleep with him]. My poor little Linya couldn't help herself when she met such a domineering grandma.

However, the next day was the unexpected beginning of Good Friday.

First, very early in the morning, while I was sleeping soundly with Sarah in my arms, I was woken up by a loud noise. Before I could open my eyes, my body flew up involuntarily, doing a free fall motion. Every part of my body felt uncomfortable. painful.

Damn it, who is it? Who is so despicable? Even the Four Demon Kings and Three Demon Gods would not be so shameless as to attack others while they are sleeping!

I got angry, and my majestic body (?) rose up from the ground (?). My laser-like eyes scanned around sharply, and I quickly located the real culprit.

It's you, the evil dragon Reina, again. I've given you enough. When did we become familiar enough to harass each other while sleeping? Give me a kick!

Without thinking too much, I took out the tricks I used to deal with dead dogs before and kicked them horizontally. Unexpectedly, the enemy was very cunning and seemed to be familiar with my tricks. He dodged sideways and hit the knee with his backhand, trying to hit the target. The key to my openness is exposed.

Bastard, my little friend only belongs to Vilasshala and the others, how can you, the evil dragon, be able to spy on it? I was furious. Just as he was about to turn it on, he saw Sarah sitting up sleepily.

"Big brother, and Lei... Leina, it's not okay to start a scene so early in the morning."

Although Sarah is the good old lady at home. She is neither kind and playful like Linya, who occasionally likes to play tricks on others, nor is she like Vilas, who has a very low chance of transforming into the Great Demon King of Pans, except for occasionally falling into depression because of her height and strength. outside the mode. We rarely see Sarah angry.

But it’s precisely because of this that it’s scary. I can’t imagine how scary it is when Sarah gets angry. I have doubts and fears about unknown things, so I’ll let it go. Even the evil dragon Lena surrendered to Sarah’s unspeakable love. Under the majesty, he stopped playing with me.

"It's this guy Reina who was sleeping soundly and suddenly came to disturb people."

After the fighting spirit was extinguished, sleepiness surged into my body's limbs and veins again, and I yawned lazily. I rolled back on the bed and was about to hug the petite and beautiful little loli and fall asleep again.

"No...it can't be done, big brother, Lena is watching, it's better to put on clothes quickly." Sarah's face turned red, her body wrapped in quilt shrank, then she pointed at me and turned away, ha. We are an old couple now, but my husband still blushes when he sees his naked body. My Sarah is so cute.

Huh. Wait, naked body?

I stiffly turned around to look at Lena, only to see that this evil dragon looked nonchalant, as if my naked body had been used to it, or maybe this guy's reaction was too slow in some aspects. The reflex arc has not sounded the alarm yet.

"You guy, get out of here!"

"What? Ben... I came here with good intentions to ask you, an idiot, to get up, but you pushed me away? It's unforgivable!" Reina put on a fighting stance again.

"How about at least wait until I get dressed?" I'm convinced, I'm completely convinced, Lena's children's shoes, if you don't want to be moral, I still want them.

"Clothes... or something..." Leona was stunned for a moment, and then her pretty face gradually turned red like a slowly ripening prawn, and finally even started to smoke. She looked at me intently like this. After a few seconds, she let out a scream that could be heard by half of Roger. Should I say that she was indeed worthy of being a giant dragon? This dragon roar is quite capable.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Is it my fault? Who broke in early in the morning?!"

"Damn it, this fool, this bastard, this dirty, shameless and despicable beast!"

Leona stared angrily at a blushing face, and rushed out of the room. She wanted to destroy something to vent her anger, but she didn't dare to do so due to Vilas's power, so she could only keep fuming at home. The other girls watched as they spun around and smiled bitterly.

It was also because I was careless. When I was in the puppy form, the nymphomaniac druid didn't know his true identity. I often accidentally saw his naked... naked and dirty body. From the initial shame and anger to Later, I gradually became numb, and now that I have regained my true form, I am now resistant to his... and his dirty appearance! It wasn't until he was reminded by the other party that he realized how shameless the scene in front of him was.

The same goes for Sarah, why would she sleep naked with that shameless and obscene Druid...could it be that...

The more she thought about it, the thicker the smoke came from Leona's forehead, and finally she collapsed on the sofa as if she was drowning, unable to get up.

Woo, I suddenly miss my previous puppy state. At least I don’t have to worry so much, even if I see the erotic druid’s naked body... Wuwuwu~~~What am I thinking, how can a majestic dragon princess do this? Thinking of such a shameless thing, it's like you're used to that bastard's naked body!

That's right, it's all the stupid Druid's fault. The princess recorded this in the ledger!

"Yawn!!" Sarah urged me to put on my clothes, but I still refused to leave. I looked at the beauty of my little wife shyly dressing up with lustful eyes, which made my nose bleed. When Sarah finished dressing, I finally I couldn't help but coyly pushed me out of the room.

She's still wearing a child's style... My little Sarah, oh, I'm almost crying, but it doesn't matter, because big brother, I am a lolita control! !

Enjoying the pleasure of losing all my moral integrity again, I came to the hall and saw Reina lying on the sofa with a dead look on her face, her face buried deeply. She must have felt embarrassed, huh. You really deserve it. This druid hasn't even asked you to settle the score yet. This mighty and majestic body has been seen in vain, and he hasn't even asked you to charge for it.

"Ouch. Little Wu, you are so lucky. How does little Sarah feel?"

"Awesome." I gave a thumbs up, and as a matter of course, I gave my loli wife 3.2 billion likes, and suddenly I got a thrill. No, there is no one in my family who would ask me such unethical questions. Who is it?

The answer is ready to come out. There is only one person who can call me Xiao Xiao Wu.

I turned around suddenly, and sure enough, it was Raphael, smiling and staring at me with menacing eyes.

"Master Raphael, why is it you? Why didn't you say anything when you came? It was so early in the morning." I immediately showed a flattering smile. As a veteran time traveler for fifteen or sixteen years, I know very well who can be messed with in this world and who must not be messed with.

"You want to tell me why I came here so early in the morning when I had nothing to do, right?" Raphael seemed to have a pair of sharp eyes peering into my heart, which made me open my mouth and I was speechless for a long time.

"Ahem, Vilas, why don't you call me when you are a distinguished guest?" There is no other way, let's change the subject.

"Hey, didn't Reina go call the adults?" The simple and cute little dog poked its head out of the kitchen with a question mark on it.

"..."

Why should a guy who just entered the house wake me up? Where are your nerves located? !

I couldn't complain, so I could only giggle at Raphael.

"Hmm, I have already met Tia and Artoria. They are indeed girls who are not inferior to little Linya. I came here this time to see Willas and Sha, who I have only heard of by name but never seen in person. La, what kind of girl is she, especially Vilas, a woman that even little Linya is ashamed of?"

"How about it, Vilas is pretty good, right?" I puffed up my chest proudly.

"It's more than good. It's simply perfect. Even I, a princess of hundreds of tribes, have a feeling of comparison. No, no, no. Rather than igniting fighting spirit, would it be more appropriate to say it is regret?"

"What are you sorry about?" I couldn't help but ask. Could it be that my little dog still has some shortcomings that are worthy of regret?

"I feel sorry for myself. Why am I not a man? Otherwise, I would have snatched little Vilas away."

So that’s it, hum hum, my Vilas is indeed the best wife in the world. You see, even Raphael, the model of women in the entire alliance and known as the singing and dancing princess of hundreds of tribes, said so.

I raised my chin even more proudly, and my nostrils almost turned to the sky.

"And Sarah..." At this point, Sarah happened to be dressed. She heard the movement outside, freshened up a little, then came out, and met Raphael's eyes.

"She deserves to be known as the most beautiful woman in the mainland. Among the people I have met, in terms of beauty alone, apart from Elijah, Sarah is the strongest."

"This...no...I..." As soon as Sarah left the room, she was praised by the mature, beautiful and elegant woman who looked like Linya in front of her. She shook her head shyly, not knowing how to respond.

"Don't be modest. I never praise people casually. If you say one thing, it will be one, and if you say two, it will be two." Raphael walked up to Sarah very familiarly and held the little Loli in front of him in his arms. , touching his head affectionately.

You are right. This princess of the Hundred Tribes does not praise people casually, she only teases them casually. I secretly feel sad for her.

"What a pity. If she could grow up a bit, she would definitely be a more beautiful person. No, in fact, this state is not bad. Maybe it is the most suitable one."

While holding Sarah, Raphael was still mumbling words. You see, just a few words almost made Sarah fall into depression mode again.

"Could it be that you are... Lord Raphael?" He looked like Linya, but was more mature and beautiful than Linya, allowing Sarah to guess the identity of the person in front of her without any difficulty.

"Exactly, so cute, just call me sister Raphael." The evil princess wanted to lower her age again, but Sarah, who has a serious personality, didn't dare to call her like that without calling her Raphael. Grandma Er has already figured it out.

"There are also Xilusi and Aikolu. Like Lilith, they are as cute as Linya back then. I really want such a pair of well-behaved and cute twin daughters." After letting go of Sarah, Raphael was once again intoxicated by the charm of the Twin Princesses.

"I'm sorry, I don't think Linya has the idea of ​​having another twin aunt." I vaguely reminded the other party, "Wake up, you are already a grandmother-level figure, what kind of trouble will you make if you still want a daughter."

Also, what is Linya back then? According to the lifespan of people in the Dark Continent, Linya is still very young now, enough to be called a girl, okay? You are the only one who still doesn't recognize her when she is older.

"Little~~little~~Wu~~ah~~" As a result, the next moment, I was taught how to be a good person by Raphael with a cold voice. How many times have I told you that mind reading is forbidden!

"And Lena, I met yesterday. She is worthy of being the successor appointed by Akara. She is almost as good as young Akara." Putting a certain druid to the ground, Raphael continued his unfinished work. topic.

"Not to mention little Jasmine, she is well-behaved and pitiful. Although it is a pity that she doesn't like to talk, this is also one of her charms. The most important thing is that she is a thousand and ten thousand times smarter than her master."

As early as when I and Tia held their wedding in the third world, Princess Sanwu accompanied me to the third world and met Raphael. The two of us became familiar with each other. The home in the third world is The real estate purchased by Princess Sanwu, who turned into a house-buying madman at some point.

If one day the mainland is really at peace, maybe I should let Princess Sanwu and the little fox team up to do business together. They will definitely be successful. Of course, the series of Dukes of Beasts written by little princess h has already made money in the current turbulent mainland. It’s full of books. Fortunately, under the control of Kane and other scholars, the Duke of Beasts series has disappeared from the world a long time ago, but Princess Sanwu is still happy to write to me at a high speed of one book every few months. Looking at it alone, should I call the police when faced with the hundreds of precious manuscripts in my inventory and the piles of beautifully printed and luxurious mainland-only limited editions?

By the way, the dirty maid borrowed three sets from me last time and hasn't returned them yet. It's really unreasonable. I really want to call the police! !

Ahem, the topic seems to have gone too far. When I returned to reality, I saw Raphael looking at me with indifferent eyes.

"What's wrong? What's wrong with me?" I didn't say anything bad about you in my heart just now, absolutely not!

"No, I just discovered a fact."

"What fact?"

"Everyone in this family is excellent, except for you, Xiao Xiao Wu."

I:"……"

That seems to be the case, but please don't say it out loud. We can just tacitly agree on this kind of thing. Once it is said out loud, how will the director and screenwriter make a living in the future? !

. . . (To be continued.)